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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: Pete on March 08, 2023, 08:55:02 PM
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BlueAnnon followers (and I guess others too),
What will you do in the event civil war starts? Will you take up arms with official branches of service or local militias? Will you instead join a clandestine resistance?
Or, will you duck your head, assimilate to the local prevailing government, and hope that the authorities and opposition forces are content to leave you alone?
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I will probably assimilate.
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Total assimilator here
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I will move to Bears
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It’s all about the guerilla warfare. I cut the gas lines to all the fast food joints. If that doesn’t destroy their morale, then we sabotage shipments of strategic medications…type II diabetes, A1C, cholesterol, etc.
We fight in the shadows
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A couple of nights ago my GF was asking why TX/CA/FL etc dont just break off from the US if they dont like the rest of the country. I tried to explain it the best I could then settled with
"Apes stronger together"
She didn't get the reference.
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I would play both sides. My biz would boom.
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A couple of nights ago my GF was asking why TX/CA/FL etc dont just break off from the US if they dont like the rest of the country. I tried to explain it the best I could then settled with
"Apes stronger together"
She didn't get the reference.
I am sure no one would be too upset if those folks all want to no longer be a part of the US, but the US will be keeping the land.
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Use my actual PTO to bounce for a bit until it inevitably blows over in 2-3 weeks, since I doubt they have that much to waste til they gotta go back to work
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depends when. The stone kids aren't quite ready to kill a grown man so I would probably have to do what was best for them.
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No one would really know what to do, even the militia groups out there begging for it. They still get their gas from stores, internet, hell Pizza Hut delivered. It's all LARPing to a lot of these people who are bored. Once the lights go out, gas/services stop.....you'll see the LARPers peel off, leaving the true believers remaining of which there are actually few. However, to answer the question...I'm off to Europe with my EU Wife, and kids who are dual citizens. Just remember and keep warm knowing that for 1 Supreme Court justice it was worth letting the Neo Nazis, crazies, and absolute physcos a bull horn and platform!
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No one would really know what to do, even the militia groups out there begging for it. They still get their gas from stores, internet, hell Pizza Hut delivered. It's all LARPing to a lot of these people who are bored. Once the lights go out, gas/services stop.....you'll see the LARPers peel off, leaving the true believers remaining of which there are actually few. However, to answer the question...I'm off to Europe with my EU Wife, and kids who are dual citizens. Just remember and keep warm knowing that for 1 Supreme Court justice it was worth letting the Neo Nazis, crazies, and absolute physcos a bull horn and platform!
This is likely. And yeah, heading to western europe is my likely choice as well. Maybe St. Marten
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No one would really know what to do, even the militia groups out there begging for it. They still get their gas from stores, internet, hell Pizza Hut delivered. It's all LARPing to a lot of these people who are bored. Once the lights go out, gas/services stop.....you'll see the LARPers peel off, leaving the true believers remaining of which there are actually few. However, to answer the question...I'm off to Europe with my EU Wife, and kids who are dual citizens. Just remember and keep warm knowing that for 1 Supreme Court justice it was worth letting the Neo Nazis, crazies, and absolute physcos a bull horn and platform!
This is likely. And yeah, heading to western europe is my likely choice as well. Maybe St. Marten
The ultimate irony, for those who were pro-trump...trying to flee a civil war with their kids. Wait till they find out that it's them on the refugee/asylee platform, and I only hope that they are treated with the same respect (or complete lack there of) they showed others. Or maybe...shut down Immigration from Americans because they're too crazy would be a real comment from Foreign nations.
I also want to say this pretty clearly that this civil war talk coming from MTG, others….. they don’t actually want one they are just hoping to drive enough people crazy they’ll vote them into power. At which point them go “everything is great now” hoping to short circuit the war. However, I fear that they’ll learn their lesson like the good Dr Frankenstein did.
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Help my kids avoid the draft
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#blueanongE: Constantly touting and/or thinking about the breakup of the United States cus not everybody agrees with them on everything
#onbrand #twoverybigthumbsup
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The civil war would be over before we all knew about it. It would take place inside the military, would either be squashed or wildly successful immediately, then be over. We probably wouldn't know about it to its full extent unless it was politically beneficial to some 80 year old eff for us to know. Dumbasses with a AR in one hand and a box of dildos in the other will not be the ones participating. They are like the guy at Arrowhead that comes to sit in the front row everyday with a Chiefs jersey and a bunch of fake arrows sticking in him. He's a fan, but has jack crap to do with the game.
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Is KC metro going to be with the slavers or no?
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Is KC metro going to be with the slavers or no?
magas around here are pretty dickless so me and my boys would mop them up pretty quick.
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Neighbor is retired career Green Beret, with a lot of interesting postings and deployments. He also has a pretty significant personal armory. I'm doing what he does.
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#slowdug tough guy posts are just the most adorable things ever
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#blueanongE - A #slowdug “mop up” civil war fantasy
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i'll probably hang back and wait for them to taze their dicks off
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magas around here also live on fast food so once their grease supply goes down they probably surrender if they haven't already when the krispy kreme closes.
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how long do vape pens stay charged?
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Walk us thru your rig, #slowdug.
Night vision? What are you and the boys hittin the streets with to go tactical?
#armchairneocon #preppervibes
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I think if you are hoping to move to western Europe and don't already have dual citizenship, you're going to end up disappointed. Tons of people are going to be trying that. Best bets are Mexico or SE Asia. Or go to Europe before this war gets started.
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magas around here also live on fast food so once their grease supply goes down they probably surrender if they haven't already when the krispy kreme closes.
I was just thinking the same thing about my little town that is populated with MAGAs, they'll give up after a couple of months when the Gambinos shuts down after not being able to restock.
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Walk us thru your rig, #slowdug.
Night vision? What are you and the boys hittin the streets with to go tactical?
#armchairneocon #preppervibes
I would get a loud speaker and start out with a baby's cries and then "boo hoo hoo, cancelling Dilbert is a violation of the first amendment!'
anyone who responds with a "waaaaah, don't take my fuckable blue M&M woke moralists" I would know was a target. I would then loudly broadcast the crackling of a vape pen and sit back and wait.
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I bet those huge vape clouds give away the maga positions
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Just lace a bunch of vape pens with fentanyl and drop a box of them off every few blocks. The war will end itself very quickly.
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we would obviously hide in gyms and whole foods
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Just lace a bunch of vape pens with fentanyl and drop a box of them off every few blocks. The war will end itself very quickly.
dang, that is savage. Have a heart, they are our countrymen after all
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Walk us thru your rig, #slowdug.
Night vision? What are you and the boys hittin the streets with to go tactical?
#armchairneocon #preppervibes
I would get a loud speaker and start out with a baby's cries and then "boo hoo hoo, cancelling Dilbert is a violation of the first amendment!'
anyone who responds with a "waaaaah, don't take my fuckable blue M&M woke moralists" I would know was a target. I would then loudly broadcast the crackling of a vape pen and sit back and wait.
That's fascinating coming from a proud member of a movement that's been in full blown meltdown for over 2,305 days and was a roiling cauldron of near meltdown for 1000's of days prior . . . a movement that every time they get a baby's breath worth of pushback to their lunatic dogma wants to break up the country.
Seriously though, what are you and the boys going tactical with? AR knock offs, heavily modified?
#blueanongEfantasy
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we would obviously hide in gyms and whole foods
This is a great point. Like if you need to just lay low for a while, you can pay much just go to any place with “organic” or “natural” in the name and guaranteed magas won’t come anywhere near it until they start running dangerously low on hot pockets
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Walk us thru your rig, #slowdug.
Night vision? What are you and the boys hittin the streets with to go tactical?
#armchairneocon #preppervibes
I would get a loud speaker and start out with a baby's cries and then "boo hoo hoo, cancelling Dilbert is a violation of the first amendment!'
anyone who responds with a "waaaaah, don't take my fuckable blue M&M woke moralists" I would know was a target. I would then loudly broadcast the crackling of a vape pen and sit back and wait.
That's fascinating coming from a proud member of a movement that's been in full blown meltdown for over 2,305 days and was a roiling cauldron of near meltdown for 1000's of days prior . . . a movement that every time they get a baby's breath worth of pushback to their lunatic dogma wants to break up the country.
Seriously though, what are you and the boys going tactical with? AR knock offs, heavily modified?
#blueanongEfantasy
Just tearfully read this post over the loudspeaker and the MAGAs will all come to rally around their brotherhood of victimhood.
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Walk us thru your rig, #slowdug.
Night vision? What are you and the boys hittin the streets with to go tactical?
#armchairneocon #preppervibes
I would get a loud speaker and start out with a baby's cries and then "boo hoo hoo, cancelling Dilbert is a violation of the first amendment!'
anyone who responds with a "waaaaah, don't take my fuckable blue M&M woke moralists" I would know was a target. I would then loudly broadcast the crackling of a vape pen and sit back and wait.
That's fascinating coming from a proud member of a movement that's been in full blown meltdown for over 2,305 days and was a roiling cauldron of near meltdown for 1000's of days prior . . . a movement that every time they get a baby's breath worth of pushback to their lunatic dogma wants to break up the country.
Seriously though, what are you and the boys going tactical with? AR knock offs, heavily modified?
#blueanongEfantasy
Just tearfully read this post over the loudspeaker and the MAGAs will all come to rally around their brotherhood of victimhood.
The lasting image that everyone knows embodies the whole of #blueanon/#blueanongE . . . millions upon millions strong
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Walk us thru your rig, #slowdug.
Night vision? What are you and the boys hittin the streets with to go tactical?
#armchairneocon #preppervibes
I would get a loud speaker and start out with a baby's cries and then "boo hoo hoo, cancelling Dilbert is a violation of the first amendment!'
anyone who responds with a "waaaaah, don't take my fuckable blue M&M woke moralists" I would know was a target. I would then loudly broadcast the crackling of a vape pen and sit back and wait.
That's fascinating coming from a proud member of a movement that's been in full blown meltdown for over 2,305 days and was a roiling cauldron of near meltdown for 1000's of days prior . . . a movement that every time they get a baby's breath worth of pushback to their lunatic dogma wants to break up the country.
Seriously though, what are you and the boys going tactical with? AR knock offs, heavily modified?
#blueanongEfantasy
I would also use the word #bluanon a crap ton to get the dumbest ones first.
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Walk us thru your rig, #slowdug.
Night vision? What are you and the boys hittin the streets with to go tactical?
#armchairneocon #preppervibes
I would get a loud speaker and start out with a baby's cries and then "boo hoo hoo, cancelling Dilbert is a violation of the first amendment!'
anyone who responds with a "waaaaah, don't take my fuckable blue M&M woke moralists" I would know was a target. I would then loudly broadcast the crackling of a vape pen and sit back and wait.
That's fascinating coming from a proud member of a movement that's been in full blown meltdown for over 2,305 days and was a roiling cauldron of near meltdown for 1000's of days prior . . . a movement that every time they get a baby's breath worth of pushback to their lunatic dogma wants to break up the country.
Seriously though, what are you and the boys going tactical with? AR knock offs, heavily modified?
#blueanongEfantasy
I would also use the word #bluanon a crap ton to get the dumbest ones first.
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That doesn't answer the question.
Again, walk us through your #blueanon prepper rig(s) that you and the boys are going to use to "mop up" MAGA. All you've talked about is the lure(s) and it's time to step into the tactical side and walk us though that segment of your fantasy.
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Walk us thru your rig, #slowdug.
Night vision? What are you and the boys hittin the streets with to go tactical?
#armchairneocon #preppervibes
I would get a loud speaker and start out with a baby's cries and then "boo hoo hoo, cancelling Dilbert is a violation of the first amendment!'
anyone who responds with a "waaaaah, don't take my fuckable blue M&M woke moralists" I would know was a target. I would then loudly broadcast the crackling of a vape pen and sit back and wait.
That's fascinating coming from a proud member of a movement that's been in full blown meltdown for over 2,305 days and was a roiling cauldron of near meltdown for 1000's of days prior . . . a movement that every time they get a baby's breath worth of pushback to their lunatic dogma wants to break up the country.
Seriously though, what are you and the boys going tactical with? AR knock offs, heavily modified?
#blueanongEfantasy
I would also use the word #bluanon a crap ton to get the dumbest ones first.
1.
That doesn't answer the question.
Again, walk us through your #blueanon prepper rig(s) that you and the boys are going to use to "mop up" MAGA. All you've talked about is the lure(s) and it's time to step into the tactical side and walk us though that segment of your fantasy.
physically I would kick their fat and out of shape asses. I have some guns and stuff at home but I don't really want to kill people who don't know any better. mentally, they are children and don't understand very simple concepts. kicking the crap out of fat losers who failed remedial reading isn't even hard, I shouldn't have to get into the night vision/AR land of the extra-insecure
t hard.
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I would kill them with kindness. Just yuk it up with them about those stupid liberals as they smoke the fentanyl cigs and vape pens that I put together for them.
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Libs six times more likely to smoke the weed . . . but vapes man!
The CDC - Which by #blueanon edict must be believed at all times and never-ever questioned says -
Smoked marijuana, regardless of how it is smoked, can harm lung tissues and cause scarring and damage to small blood vessels. Smoke from marijuana has many of the same toxins, irritants, and carcinogens (cancer-causing chemicals) as tobacco smoke.
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oh man this is gonna be fantastic.
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omg
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Libs six times more likely to smoke the weed . . . but vapes man!
The CDC - Which by #blueanon edict must be believed at all times and never-ever questioned says -
Smoked marijuana, regardless of how it is smoked, can harm lung tissues and cause scarring and damage to small blood vessels. Smoke from marijuana has many of the same toxins, irritants, and carcinogens (cancer-causing chemicals) as tobacco smoke.
Because smoking weed rules
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These are pretty great sales. :billdance:
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omfg :lol:
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Ya, I just “learned” about them.
#stalkerbot.7
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Dax learning about meme generators is what this blog desperately needs
Ya, I just “learned” about them.
#stalkerbot.7
So you’ve had this tool on your belt the entire time??? I feel cheated, honestly
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memes are a lot better than 12 paragraph posts that nobody reads
The person you are looking for is Make it Rain
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memes are a lot better than 12 paragraph posts that nobody reads
True words are rarely eloquent. Eloquent words are rarely true.
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memes are a lot better than 12 paragraph posts that nobody reads
And they look a hell of a lot better in our coffee table book. the editors are struggling how to put all the babble in a readable form
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Antifa :runaway:
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Another silver haired thought leader for #blueanon/#blueanongE
1000% onbrand