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Title: People You Cannot Own
Post by: steve dave on June 04, 2021, 08:01:38 AM
Not like own like an asset. The own like you dunk on them and they are owned. My top 2 start with MOR which is really wild.

1. Mormons. Seems like it would be easy with their religious peculiarities. but they are un-ownable.
2. Morons. Too stupid to realize they are owned and, because of that, ARE NOT ACTUALLY OWNED! if a tree dunks in the woods does it even dunk?
3. Really old people. They can be just really shitty in any number of capacities and you can own them in a hilarious and devastating way but they've been that way for like a thousand years and at this point there is no changing their mind that they are right about their shitty thing and you are wrong and they are not owned.
Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: 'taterblast on June 04, 2021, 08:16:55 AM
teenagers - even if you can/do own them they won't acknowledge it
Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: steve dave on June 04, 2021, 08:22:50 AM
teenagers - even if you can/do own them they won't acknowledge it

good one. they also have new and scary vernacular and technologies and could pull an UNO Reverse on you without you even knowing what's happening until you are the one owned.
Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: chum1 on June 04, 2021, 08:24:52 AM
What about owning Amish people? It seems like they might be hard to own like Mormons, but in a different way.

Mormons seem to have a self awareness about being goofy that maybe Amish people don't.
Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: steve dave on June 04, 2021, 08:29:21 AM
What about owning Amish people? It seems like they might be hard to own like Mormons, but in a different way.

Mormons seem to have a self awareness about being goofy that maybe Amish people don't.

I have a long history of owning mennonites and can assure you they know damn well they are good and owned.
Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: chum1 on June 04, 2021, 08:30:39 AM
Sometimes you can't own someone because trying to just makes you a dick. Like trying to own people with physical disabilities or actual intellectual disabilities.

Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: steve dave on June 04, 2021, 08:34:58 AM
Sometimes you can't own someone because trying to just makes you a dick. Like trying to own people with physical disabilities or actual intellectual disabilities.

mentally handicapped - yes. if you try you are a loser.
physically handicapped - own away.

like, that racist wheelchair guy who got elected on a platform of cruelty? some incredibly good owns on that guy and the best part about them is he knows for sure he is owned.
Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: chum1 on June 04, 2021, 08:41:50 AM
I was thinking about trying to own someone on the basis on their physical disability. But, yeah, in a case of like Dan Crenshaw, eff it. Go for it like Pete Davidson.
Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: steve dave on June 04, 2021, 08:43:35 AM
I was thinking about trying to own someone on the basis on their physical disability. But, yeah, in a case like Crenshaw, eff it. Go for it.

yeah, once you announce you are objectively a shitty human your missing leg or whatever is fair game.
Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: _33 on June 04, 2021, 08:46:10 AM
catdude33
Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: star seed 7 on June 04, 2021, 08:58:56 AM
Poonhound69
Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: DQ12 on June 04, 2021, 09:06:14 AM
Dax
Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: star seed 7 on June 04, 2021, 09:09:17 AM
Dax

We may need a unilateral steve dave owning verdict on self owning
Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: mocat on June 04, 2021, 09:19:05 AM
ted cruz. you can't own someone whose life goal is to own him (or her)self
Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: steve dave on June 04, 2021, 11:20:02 AM
Dax
Already covered in a couple previously mentioned categories. lmao.

JK Dax! Good addition dlew


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Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: Pete on June 04, 2021, 11:29:32 AM
Trump supporters who do so for only self-serving monetary reasons.  There's nothing you can say to ever change their minds.  Point out hypocrisies, they don't care.  Point out moral missteps and violations, they don't care.  Zero cares.  You cannot own these people.  Un-ownable.
Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: Pete on June 04, 2021, 11:32:27 AM
Financially prosperous, physically healthy, and seemingly mentally healthy sex workers.  Maybe you can own them on the "I bet you lock yourself in a closet and just cry over your spiritual sickness," but maybe not!  They seem difficult to own.
Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: pissclams on June 04, 2021, 11:33:23 AM
pizza delivery drivers
Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: Pete on June 04, 2021, 11:36:47 AM
People who believe that any form of abortion is murder, and believe that it is morally equivalent to killing a 1 year old baby (for example).  You cannot own this people.  Once a person commits to the idea that any abortion is murder, they have no choice but to make that the only political policy that matters.  To do otherwise would make them a monster.  Like, if you truly believe in your heart of hearts that any kind of abortion is like executing a 1 year old baby, then holy eff you better get off your ass and get out there and stop this genocide!  I can respect that.  I don't agree with it, but I totally acknowledge that they have to put that issue first above all others. Can't own them.
Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: Pete on June 04, 2021, 11:37:50 AM
Lionel Ritchie
Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 04, 2021, 11:45:39 AM
Toddlers
Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 04, 2021, 11:47:29 AM
Canadians. 
Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: cfbandyman on June 04, 2021, 12:14:14 PM
Canadians.

 :lol: They are so easy to
Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: passranch on June 04, 2021, 12:53:54 PM
MC Hammer


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Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: Stupid Fitz on June 04, 2021, 01:22:54 PM
People who believe that any form of abortion is murder, and believe that it is morally equivalent to killing a 1 year old baby (for example).  You cannot own this people.  Once a person commits to the idea that any abortion is murder, they have no choice but to make that the only political policy that matters.  To do otherwise would make them a monster.  Like, if you truly believe in your heart of hearts that any kind of abortion is like executing a 1 year old baby, then holy eff you better get off your ass and get out there and stop this genocide!  I can respect that.  I don't agree with it, but I totally acknowledge that they have to put that issue first above all others. Can't own them.

SD already said Morons Pete
Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: Stupid Fitz on June 04, 2021, 01:26:08 PM
Really religious people in general.

They do something wrong....God forgives  :driving:
They do something great.... thank God  :emawkid:
Something horrific happens....God works in mysterious ways  :dunno:
Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 04, 2021, 01:51:04 PM
Easily owned:

White Libs and ProgFacists and Blueanon in general (so, that's millions of people)

Fake Centrists (more compressed than above but still easily owned)





Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: bucket on June 04, 2021, 01:57:02 PM
Way to get this moved to The Pit in only 4-5 hours, Pete!  :lol:
Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: passranch on June 04, 2021, 02:21:29 PM

MC Hammer


I'm sorry...I meant to put this in the "People You Cannot Touch" thread....mods, please move.
Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: waks on June 04, 2021, 02:23:35 PM
Easily owned:

White Libs and ProgFacists and Blueanon in general (so, that's millions of people)

Fake Centrists (more compressed than above but still easily owned)
Wrong thread.
Title: Re: People You Cannot Own
Post by: Trim on June 04, 2021, 02:33:38 PM

MC Hammer


I'm sorry...I meant to put this in the "People You Cannot Touch" thread....mods, please move.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=132&v=0fyqEYQQW2U