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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: steve dave on June 04, 2021, 08:01:38 AM
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Not like own like an asset. The own like you dunk on them and they are owned. My top 2 start with MOR which is really wild.
1. Mormons. Seems like it would be easy with their religious peculiarities. but they are un-ownable.
2. Morons. Too stupid to realize they are owned and, because of that, ARE NOT ACTUALLY OWNED! if a tree dunks in the woods does it even dunk?
3. Really old people. They can be just really shitty in any number of capacities and you can own them in a hilarious and devastating way but they've been that way for like a thousand years and at this point there is no changing their mind that they are right about their shitty thing and you are wrong and they are not owned.
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teenagers - even if you can/do own them they won't acknowledge it
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teenagers - even if you can/do own them they won't acknowledge it
good one. they also have new and scary vernacular and technologies and could pull an UNO Reverse on you without you even knowing what's happening until you are the one owned.
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What about owning Amish people? It seems like they might be hard to own like Mormons, but in a different way.
Mormons seem to have a self awareness about being goofy that maybe Amish people don't.
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What about owning Amish people? It seems like they might be hard to own like Mormons, but in a different way.
Mormons seem to have a self awareness about being goofy that maybe Amish people don't.
I have a long history of owning mennonites and can assure you they know damn well they are good and owned.
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Sometimes you can't own someone because trying to just makes you a dick. Like trying to own people with physical disabilities or actual intellectual disabilities.
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Sometimes you can't own someone because trying to just makes you a dick. Like trying to own people with physical disabilities or actual intellectual disabilities.
mentally handicapped - yes. if you try you are a loser.
physically handicapped - own away.
like, that racist wheelchair guy who got elected on a platform of cruelty? some incredibly good owns on that guy and the best part about them is he knows for sure he is owned.
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I was thinking about trying to own someone on the basis on their physical disability. But, yeah, in a case of like Dan Crenshaw, eff it. Go for it like Pete Davidson.
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I was thinking about trying to own someone on the basis on their physical disability. But, yeah, in a case like Crenshaw, eff it. Go for it.
yeah, once you announce you are objectively a shitty human your missing leg or whatever is fair game.
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catdude33
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Poonhound69
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Dax
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Dax
We may need a unilateral steve dave owning verdict on self owning
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ted cruz. you can't own someone whose life goal is to own him (or her)self
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Dax
Already covered in a couple previously mentioned categories. lmao.
JK Dax! Good addition dlew
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Trump supporters who do so for only self-serving monetary reasons. There's nothing you can say to ever change their minds. Point out hypocrisies, they don't care. Point out moral missteps and violations, they don't care. Zero cares. You cannot own these people. Un-ownable.
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Financially prosperous, physically healthy, and seemingly mentally healthy sex workers. Maybe you can own them on the "I bet you lock yourself in a closet and just cry over your spiritual sickness," but maybe not! They seem difficult to own.
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pizza delivery drivers
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People who believe that any form of abortion is murder, and believe that it is morally equivalent to killing a 1 year old baby (for example). You cannot own this people. Once a person commits to the idea that any abortion is murder, they have no choice but to make that the only political policy that matters. To do otherwise would make them a monster. Like, if you truly believe in your heart of hearts that any kind of abortion is like executing a 1 year old baby, then holy eff you better get off your ass and get out there and stop this genocide! I can respect that. I don't agree with it, but I totally acknowledge that they have to put that issue first above all others. Can't own them.
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Lionel Ritchie
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Toddlers
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Canadians.
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Canadians.
:lol: They are so easy to
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MC Hammer
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People who believe that any form of abortion is murder, and believe that it is morally equivalent to killing a 1 year old baby (for example). You cannot own this people. Once a person commits to the idea that any abortion is murder, they have no choice but to make that the only political policy that matters. To do otherwise would make them a monster. Like, if you truly believe in your heart of hearts that any kind of abortion is like executing a 1 year old baby, then holy eff you better get off your ass and get out there and stop this genocide! I can respect that. I don't agree with it, but I totally acknowledge that they have to put that issue first above all others. Can't own them.
SD already said Morons Pete
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Really religious people in general.
They do something wrong....God forgives :driving:
They do something great.... thank God :emawkid:
Something horrific happens....God works in mysterious ways :dunno:
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Easily owned:
White Libs and ProgFacists and Blueanon in general (so, that's millions of people)
Fake Centrists (more compressed than above but still easily owned)
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Way to get this moved to The Pit in only 4-5 hours, Pete! :lol:
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MC Hammer
I'm sorry...I meant to put this in the "People You Cannot Touch" thread....mods, please move.
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Easily owned:
White Libs and ProgFacists and Blueanon in general (so, that's millions of people)
Fake Centrists (more compressed than above but still easily owned)
Wrong thread.
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MC Hammer
I'm sorry...I meant to put this in the "People You Cannot Touch" thread....mods, please move.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=132&v=0fyqEYQQW2U