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Title: ChURL
Post by: CHONGS on September 28, 2020, 03:51:30 PM
CHingon's Ultimate Ranking List (ChURL) 

Yeah yeah everything is going to look a little crazy in the beginning, especially with there staggered starts by various conferences.

Top 25:
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/HfXOO.png)

Big 12:
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/t1QI4.png)

Chingon Reality Check:
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/oPvBe.png)
These teams better watch out, a reality check is on the way!

Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on September 28, 2020, 03:54:29 PM
ChURL perhaps the most kind its been to KU since its inception, however with such a small sample size i can see how the computer will see these as quality losses. What does the blue star mean? ranking did not change from previous week?
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: CHONGS on September 28, 2020, 03:57:29 PM
Blue star means they are new to the rankings (i.e. it's the first game they've played).
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: CHONGS on October 05, 2020, 10:55:09 AM
This update is not going to be received well.  ChURL is a DUD this week.
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: CHONGS on October 05, 2020, 11:00:55 AM
Top 25:
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/xIbpK.png)
What?! Where are my CATS??

Big 12:
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/dnBsS.png)
WHAT! Dropped 39 places?  After a win!? Chingon is full of crap.

Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 05, 2020, 11:03:06 AM
Chingon, I know it's not halftime of this season yet, but I think you should take this algorithm out back and make adjustments ASAP.
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: CHONGS on October 05, 2020, 11:08:39 AM
ChURL is a piece of white dog poop.  Look at this prediction!
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/Fj24W.png)

Rest of the games:
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/yMzKD.png)
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: michigancat on October 05, 2020, 11:12:10 AM
I'm gonna be the first to say it: ChURL sucks as a college football rating system.
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: MadCat on October 05, 2020, 11:16:39 AM
Our opponents need to stop losing their other games.  :blank:
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: Trim on October 05, 2020, 11:18:38 AM
Let the pickers pick and the players play.
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: ChiComCat on October 05, 2020, 11:50:34 AM
I thought Churl might be slang for throwing up and now I'm certain of it.
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: DaBigTrain on October 05, 2020, 11:54:19 AM
Churl is def ultimately sucking crap as a rating system IMO
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: meow meow on October 05, 2020, 11:57:28 AM
churl, more like hurl (barfing)
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: ben ji on October 05, 2020, 12:01:11 PM
Maybe chings needs to get dlew really drunk and steal his Studs/Duds Algorithm to incorporate it into CHURL?
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: Katpappy on October 05, 2020, 12:32:32 PM
Chingon, I know it's not halftime of this season yet, but I think you should take this algorithm out back and make adjustments ASAP.

With a BIG stick!
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: I_have_purplewood on October 05, 2020, 07:36:46 PM
Now that you've put one over on us would you please post this weeks real Churl?  tia.   :sdeek: :sdeek: (ftp://:sdeek: :sdeek:)
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: PurpleOil on October 06, 2020, 08:38:01 AM
Wow, if Vegas starts using the Churl then there's almost guaranteed money there for some of those games.
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on October 06, 2020, 09:12:10 AM
i've been keeping an eye on chingons algo career for years. he's had his ups, he's had his downs. no doubt the kid has a lot of heart and a high ceiling. but this is, without question, the worst work he's ever done. and its not close.
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: CHONGS on October 26, 2020, 10:31:17 AM
Whoops missed a couple of weeks there
Week 9

Top 25:
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/t8BGo.png)

 :shakesfist: :shakesfist: :shakesfist: :dubious: :dubious: :dubious:

Still no cats!  The loss to Arky State is an anchor dragging us down.

Big 12:
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/oMw0D.png)

ChURL projects out the season for the Cats (the past scores are also simulated --- all using current stats):
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/nI89l.png)

Honestly, 6-4 isn't that far off of most expectations. And going 6-3 in conference is pretty good considering.
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: DQ12 on October 26, 2020, 10:46:27 AM
that thing is broken
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: nicname on October 26, 2020, 10:47:59 AM
Whoops missed a couple of weeks there
Week 9

Top 25:
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/t8BGo.png)

 :shakesfist: :shakesfist: :shakesfist: :dubious: :dubious: :dubious:

Still no cats!  The loss to Arky State is an anchor dragging us down.

Big 12:
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/oMw0D.png)

ChURL projects out the season for the Cats (the past scores are also simulated --- all using current stats):
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/nI89l.png)

Honestly, 6-4 isn't that far off of most expectations. And going 5-4 in conference is pretty good considering.

It would be interesting to see what CHURL would have looked like had the B12 not played those non-con openers.
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: Fedor on October 26, 2020, 10:52:50 AM
I am looking forward to the San Jose - Alabama match up in the first round of the CFP.
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: michigancat on October 26, 2020, 11:27:49 AM
I like the accent on San José
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on October 26, 2020, 11:58:35 AM
I am looking forward to the San Jose - Alabama match up in the first round of the CFP.

Clemson vs Marshall should be a better game.
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on October 26, 2020, 12:19:31 PM
while ChURL receives high ratings in proper use of accent marks, it also receives extremely high ratings in being completely worthless trash.
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: pissclams on October 26, 2020, 01:07:59 PM
these numbers, wow.  chURL makes me want to hurl
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: meow meow on October 26, 2020, 04:11:49 PM
Congrats to Chings on DUD of the week honors.  apologies to that nerd from Washington, the real dud lives on goEMAW.
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: Pete on October 26, 2020, 05:45:42 PM
Some bullshit picks, man.
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: wetwillie on October 26, 2020, 06:06:35 PM
It’s at least consistently bad
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: CHONGS on October 29, 2020, 01:32:41 PM
QIK PIX
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/y9MX6.png)

Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: CHONGS on October 29, 2020, 01:36:20 PM
PS you guys should pass this along to KSO, I bet they'd love this.
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: MadCat on October 29, 2020, 01:52:56 PM
Is there a key available for the different column descriptions?
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: PurpleOil on October 29, 2020, 02:00:22 PM
Well... at least it's got us winning this time. Can't say the same for Vegas.
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: CHONGS on October 29, 2020, 02:15:29 PM
Is there a key available for the different column descriptions?

(https://i.stack.imgur.com/DWid7.png)
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: michigancat on October 29, 2020, 02:23:11 PM
funnest game of the week! :emawkid:
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: MadCat on October 29, 2020, 02:29:28 PM
Is there a key available for the different column descriptions?

(https://i.stack.imgur.com/DWid7.png)

T-Y
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: ChiComCat on October 29, 2020, 02:56:46 PM
Funnest game of the week goes on the back of the scoreboards
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: CHONGS on October 29, 2020, 02:57:52 PM
BTW I won't be surprised if Texas wins this weekend.  Could be great weekend for our cats cats cats.
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: ChiComCat on October 29, 2020, 02:59:40 PM
I agree with the two funnest games.  It's kind of a crap week of matchups otherwise.
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: MakeItRain on October 29, 2020, 09:20:30 PM
I don't know why but that 34 looks much better to me today than it did earlier in the week.
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on October 30, 2020, 08:18:57 AM
ND vs GT is 2x as fun as Ole Miss vs Vandy? OK ChURL
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: CHONGS on November 03, 2020, 10:21:56 AM
Week 10
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/vll7A.png)

Wisconsin is an outlier with only one game. Also because of so little cross-conference play Clemson is pulling up the whole ACC quite a bit (probably too much).

Big 12
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/n6CY3.png)

Unsurprisingly, the cats take a tumble.  The Ark State loss is now about the same as losing to KU...
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: ChiComCat on November 03, 2020, 04:12:37 PM
LAST WEEK WAS NOT FUN CHURL!
Title: Re: ChURL
Post by: CHONGS on November 09, 2020, 10:46:41 AM
Week 11
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/hYCUq.png)

Finally the ACC teams fall.

Big 12:
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/5CFCo.png)

and the Big 12 moves up several spots.  In fact the Cats climb back up 23 spots to #31 (ChURL was impressed with the close loss from the cats -- it expected us to lose by 20).

Still, the KSU Cats sit as the fourth worst team in the conference, and unless our offense improves it has us finishing out the season without another win. 

Projected Scores (based on stats up to now):
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/tUBzT.png)