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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: DQ12 on November 03, 2019, 12:51:52 PM
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Greetings, Wildcats Nation! It's me, Dlew12, here again to bring you some gems. I went over to PHOG.NET and read 29 pages and 717 posts so you don't have to! Without further ado, let's do it to it!
Figured I start it off like last weeks thread. That ended well.
Let's Go Hawks!! Fast Start.
Beat the Grapes!
I honestly hate when they call us grapes. Just seems uncalled for.
Today we start to take back the state. KU by 17. Let’s ******** go!
Gotta start fast to get/keep crowd in it. Need to keep students from leaving at half.
We need to punch these grapes in the mouth right out the gate!
How did so many grapes get into those end zone seats??
I don't know. Maybe because K-State has way more football fans than KU?
God damn I see way too much purple
Q1
Why do we always start off so ******* offensively? Is it part of the plan?
If we can’t stop a white RB from Atchison…
No idea why we’re running a 3 man front against this offense
Kstate is screwed. We have a good coach now. No one will want to go to that dump anymore
You sure?
We need a QB spy
I imagine there are going to be a lot of "WHY AREN'T WE SPYING" posts.
TD K-State
Apparently we still think it’s Halloween because we are in clown suits.
did KU practice defending the QB run in practice?
It will interesting to see what defensive adjustments are made.
Will it ever!
#2 is a mouthy *****
When you grow up in Atchison, you learn how to talk crap.
Trotter sucks and atchison smells like meth
(https://pa1.narvii.com/6777/cf7975cfecac84e4df681f7cc865b572ea3f1274_hq.gif)
Except the red stuff is meth and the horse is trotter (ha!).
Badly miss Dru Prox. G Potter got manhandled at least twice on kitten run plays that drive.
K-State is playing football. KU is trying to look cute with unis.
I think we are spotting them 7 before putting the beat down on them.
FG Kansas
Les is one cool cat.
:cool:
SPY, SPY, SPY!!!!!
MAKE THEM THROW THE BALL. jesus christ
That's from the welcher LJM by the way!
This 3rd string rb making us look pathetic
We have 7 in the box and they easily get 6-7 yards on straight ahead runs every time. This is rough.
It's because Kansas has a small and very weak defense. Many astute observers are saying this.
KU's small and weak defender biffs on a sack attempt by Thompson, who throws to convert on third down and long.
These type of plays always happen to us
That play makes me want to put a revolver in my mouth.
:frown:
They gonna out 48 up on us too? D isn’t ready to play at all. Disappointed for the magnitude of this game. This one game is our super bowl for this season.
This is going to be a long game... our defense is just getting worked
The O can't carry this defensive effort.
KU defense played far better than KU offense yesterday, IMO!
Just when you think we aren't what we usually are we make plays like that where an easy tackle for a sack leads to a big play.
TD Wildcats
Pathetic
PATHETIC
I had feeling this would happen.
Good defensive game plan. Kstate comes out with the 1980s offense and it's still so complex we cant stop it.
I thought it was a pretty smart move by Klieman to leave our starting running back on the sideline and also our back up running back on the sideline for the entire game and also keep the playbook very vanilla the entire game.
INTERCEPTION BY CARTER STANLEY
Ball game. Have a good Saturday everyone.
I'm not giving up. We've played better and better as the game goes on.
And then we throw a f'n interception.
Great start guys. GREAT ******** START
So glad I can turn this off
This has the potential to get real ugly.
This game is not going well for Kansas.
**** THIS GODDAMN D
Our defense is f***ing terrible
Watching this game is like watching the movie “Memento.”
I think he means groundhog day? Memento would be were we see the end of the game first and progressively work our way back to like the coin toss or something.
KU stops K-State on third down
I love a good blitz.
:cool:
If we can somehow score here, we’re right back in it.
So many Bill Paxtons in Aliens in this thread. "Game over, man! Game over!"
LOL @Kufootball. We look like a freaking junior high team.
Ksu DC is so typical looking Manhatten looking dude
That beard looks like overgrown pubes.
They are so much faster on defense than we are.
Dearmon coming down to earth a bit. I AM NOT SAYING HE ISN’T GOOD. Just saying he’s human.
Dearmon was so shitty yesterday. Hope he has a couple logs of skoal stored away, because he's going to have some late nights this week getting his mind out of the pretzel Hazelton wrapped it in.
Trying to decide if I should go rake dog turds in the backyard or continue watching this *****. Bout the same difference.
We absolutely WASTE these good crowds. People are definitely leaving at halftime.
Well listen, when 20,000 people in the crowd are K-State fans, it's not really that good of a crowd.
So glad football season is over Tuesday.
There it is :shy:
Looks like the offensive success the past two weeks was because of bad defensive teams.
you don't say!
Our linebackers look like kickers.
Our D line looks like linebackers.
Our defensive backfield looks like a cross country team except not fast.
Oline getting owned. We knew they had the much better lines and it’s showing big time.
The offense has been more pathetic than the defense
yes!
Yeah, just go into the locker room, boys, and put on real uniforms. Maybe that will help.
Yeah it's the uniforms. Not the substandard coaches and players. smh
One thing that not a lot of people has mentioned is that KU’s offensive success the last two weeks were against two terrible defenses. Statistically, Tech and UT have defenses almost as bad as KU.
That's true. Not a lot of people were saying this.
Ksu has one of the worst run defense in the country. Thought Pooka would at least get loose today or if they loaded up to stop him we could make some plays in the pass game. Our Oline is getting totally dominated though.
INT Carter Stanley before the half
Lol people were saying Stanley was a Heisman candidate after last week.
Nice throw dip sh!it
So typical of KU football. Sell out for the first time in a decade and then promptly ***** the bed and have kitties pointing and laughing. Thought Les would have them much better prepared.
HALFTIME IS HERE
Think if KState didn’t have all of their penalties. It would be 28-3 right now.
What’s even the max amount of points we can score in the second half based on how little we’ll have the ball? Such a short game now.
Good question. KU only had 5 drives in the second half.
KUFB playing like my grandmas dick.
:confused:
Carter needs every advantage in this game, so what do we do? We outfit our team in a similar colored jersey as KSUck. It's just unbelievably stupid, like brain dead stupid. I'm going to have to put that f-up on Miles.
It's odd that Thompson didn't throw any INTs because of the uniforms. Hm...
Everyone needs to calm down. Spotting KSU a 14-point halftime lead is all part of Les Miles’s plan to really ratchet up ratings for the next Miles to Go.
The comeback will happen!
As a devoted fan of Miles to Go, I cannot wait to watch this Thursday.
Really important game for KU and Miles and it does not appear we game-planned well at all. Disappointed at this point.
Trotter is a ******. Probably has back acne
TD Kansas State
PATHETIC
How in the ***** we we not have anyone watching the ******** QB? That’s the only ******** offense they have.
It's not the only offense we have. It's the only offense we needed yesterday tho.
Absolutely unbelievable. Completely embarrassing. Utterly humiliating.
Here’s a thought: instead of wasting 2 guys blitzing, how about they spy the QB? Last 3 games with this *****.
SPY, SPY, SPY, SPY, SPY!!!!!
This program has AIDS
I'll be honest. I'm glad I'm not at the game because I can't imagine how chuckle ***** the KSU fans are looking right now.
We are looking like this:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EIXOQnFWkAAh7Uj?format=jpg&name=large)
Feels like last year KU football all over again
Time is a flat circle
How we haven’t assigned a spy at this point is beyond me
So now Carter has to make plays now. This could get ugly or could be amazing there really is no gray area here
Lol Thompson already has a career high in rushing
If we can put 7 on the board and make a def stop we'll have a game hopefully..
This game is boring
As boring as a boat race.
That’s the combination of our terrible play and their boring style. KSU really is very boring to watch.
OU game was exciting, imo.
Weak effort from everyone on the Jayhawks' roster today, especially all of the defenders who are getting dad dicked by Thompson
what is "dad dicked" :confused:
Watching this game is like going into a truck stop restroom and seeing 6 day old piss in the urinal.
:dunno:
wel im stupid for thinking KU had a chance in this game
LJM hawk! ^ :shy:
It pains me to admit it but they just have a much better team and program than us right now. I know that’s stating the obvious but it sucks to say it. Everything about this program is going to take years to fix. Even off the field stuff needs a total overhaul, the experience getting into the game was horrible the ticket taking folks move like snails and then the metal detectors broke on the east side with hundreds or thousands still waiting to get in. Top to bottom KUFB needs a complete rebuild.
Good thing KU hired a past-his-prime coach looking to collect a paycheck in the twilight of his career.
K-State holds on almost every running play. Occasionally it gets called. It doesn’t exonerate our ******* defense, but it doesn’t help.
This game isn’t nearly as close as the score. The defense sucks and Stanley has been horrible.
It's nice they are finally calling hold on ksu after 20 years. Too bad it doesn't matter
That’s what they did under Snyder too. Someone compared it to WVU in basketball fouling on every possession knowing the officials will only call so many. KSU holds every play knowing the refs will only call it so many times.
Lol at our defense still talking. Torneden, shut up. Run off the field as humiliated as we are of this program.
Its gotta be a quick score too, we gotta wake up. We’re playing like a ******** Beaty team
Beaty damn near beat K-State in MHK last year. KU was not playing like a Beaty team, ku was playing like the team that got housed by TCU and lost to Coastal Carolina at home. KU was playing like a Les Miles team.
Exactly its not necessarily over just yet, but pretty damn close. Some people on this board are acting like its 49-0 jesus
They would have guys wearing bandanas under their helmets.
You have to go for it. Is KSU defense #1 in the country or they just showed more want today?
K-State's defense isn't incredible. It is pretty good though, and much better than the Tech and Texas defenses.
Good news is we probably don't have to worry about someone swooping in and stealing our offensive coordinator this week.
Jayhawk walk in effect start of Q4
Kansas turnover on downs
Les Miles is an idiot
The offense of the last two weeks was basically because we were playing against horrible defenses
This staff should be embarrassed
Has Elliot ever heard of a QB spy? This game has been a huge expose on our defensive weakness
Yeah overall complete an utter failure by the team. The coaches. And definitely the players. We weren't favored to win obviously but my god that is 1 of the worst performances I have seen vs ksu. We were closer with Betty as coach.
Dearman we will see what happens next week because today he was OWNED
Losing isn’t the bad part, plenty of losing was to be expected. The frustrating part is getting blown out. This isn’t some great KSU team, this is just a pathetic performance by ku.
Yeah you can't ask everyone to "Pack the Booth" and then puke all over yourself.
TD K-State somewhere right around here, idk. They stopped talking about what was actually happening at this point.
Terrifying question: when do we actually beat K-State again? Will they tie the all time series with us by that point? It’s absolutely disgraceful that our university has allowed our in-state rival to absolutely own us for the better part of thirty fuçking years. That is 100% on the leadership at the very top of the university and AD allowing it to happen. We’ll see if Long and Miles can get it fixed. I hope so but at this point Klieman looks like a very good hire for the hillbillies.
To the Athletic Department and Football Team: You wonder why fans don’t show up to games? This is why.
A total effing disaster. Completely wet the bed. Not one positive thing to take from this game. Another 3-win season. KU football remains a joke.
My God there is still 10 minutes left in this abomination.
I think the writing was on the wall when they announced we would wear these hideous uniforms for the biggest game of the season. Absolutely bush league, amateur hour decision. Wear these piles of garbage against Indiana State, not our rival. The folks in charge of our football program are just plain idiots.
There’s 30,000 people walking out of there thinking “that’s probably the last game I’ll go to for a while”.
To be fair, it was also the first game they've gone to in like a decade.
KU waves the white flag
So Manny Miles is the 2nd string QB...good to know.
I think there is a plan. Les isnt gonna be happy with this. He was left with *****. Ksu old balls left his program serviceable people.
We all knew this was process. I look forward to beating these sheep herders in a couple years and that being a norm.
I really question the offensive play calling mostly all game. It was down right terrible. Like Terry Allen bad.
We missed a bowl game last year and had zero scholarship RBs on the roster, but otherwise, yeah. Cupboard: stacked.
Les better keep that ring in a safe place. He won’t be getting anything close to it again.
Imagine if K-State had used their #1 and #2 RB's today. I mean their 5th string RB Burns made us look goofy. That last run he dragged Kamara like a b!tch.
Would have been nice if the refs didn't hand them last years game with the bogus holding calls. I'm getting tired of this.
Thank you and continue rolling to purple.
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Thanks!
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Thank you DLew and BeanTownCat
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There's a few "hillbilly grapes" types of post-game threads on Phog, but mostly it's a beaten crowd forced to acknowledge their ineptness and ownership.
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You're our hero, Dlew12. Thank you for that.
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There were at least 10 more posts blaming the interceptions on the uniforms, but I understand the need to edit for length.
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There were at least 10 more posts blaming the interceptions on the uniforms, but I understand the need to edit for length.
LOL
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god bless you dlew12, you are a national treasure. The ISU version of this is what I look forward to every year.
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Thank you DLew and BeanTownCat
Stone cold killers.
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Thanks for being a hero dlew
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God's work.
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I like being called a Grape. I don’t mind but slightly confused when called a Tater. I find it very weird and disturbing there exists a single fan base that talks and jokes about bestiality as much as the University of Kansas
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I seriously have respect for KU football fans. It's such a worse situation than K-State basketball was in for so long.
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Agree - the end of Asbury & Wooldridge was only 10 years of mainly just short of mediocre seasons with only a few truly terrible teams. True KU football fans are a special breed.
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Ok but who was seriously discussing Stanley for Heisman? That guy was kidding, right?
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Ok but who was seriously discussing Stanley for Heisman? That guy was kidding, right?
there was a thread that devolved into the phlock discussing how he'd likely make a career as an nfl backup.
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ty once again, dlew
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Karl changed the channel halfway through the 2nd qtr on the 36 inch Emerson (Standard Definition) and just looked at Karla and reminded her that this is why they don't go to football games.
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Ok but who was seriously discussing Stanley for Heisman? That guy was kidding, right?
there was a thread that devolved into the phlock discussing how he'd likely make a career as an nfl backup.
IIRC, KU has not fielded a fully functioning quarterback since Todd Reesing.
Thanks for the gems, dlew. A real treasure.
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There's a few "hillbilly grapes" types of post-game threads on Phog, but mostly it's a beaten crowd forced to acknowledge their ineptness and ownership.
You really can start to feel their depressed souls crying out at the futility of it all. They want to change so badly, but reality keeps breaking their will to live. luvthablue is a true gem over there. He has to be a kid still in college by the way he types and the homer-isms he keeps spewing.
Dlew12, thank you for the work you put into this. It's the highlight of my Monday.
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Good work on the "gems." Not a lot to work with considering 90% of the posts were "we suck", "WTF", and the like. My only one small critique is not enough emphasis on the uni and beard comments, which were honestly the highlight of the thread. Here's a comprehensive roundup of the uni gems....
WTH are these uniforms
KU’s uniforms look dreadful. adidas sucks!
They are sweet!
Obvs a Cat fan trolling.
We lost this game when we suited up. Seriously, that uniform is awful to the point of distraction. It's actually hard to watch my school run around in such a clown suit. What are we doing?
Did we fire Adidas? I saw those uniforms in the window at Dollar General.
K-State is playing football. KU is trying to look cute with unis.
"Cute" :dunno:
News flash! The jerseys are what they are, can't change it and frankly no one cares how any of you feel about them. Now lets enjoy some football
:lol:
They look worse on the players than they did in the photos. Maybe it's because there's a whole screen full of fugly going on.
This has the potential to get real ugly.
I think this might be about the uniforms.
<<HALFTIME - Let's shift to the critique of Scottie's beard for a sec>>
Ksu DC is so typical looking Manhatten looking dude
That beard looks like overgrown pubes.
:sdeek: :lol:
He looks like a twitch streamer that should be playing madden and promoting no-shave november
Apt. :thumbs:
They should try putting on regular uniforms at the half. Hell, it can't hurt.
Did the uniforms confuse him?
I think this is after Stanley missed another pass, but hard to tell.
Just realized the jersey colors are pretty ******** similar. Really dumb choice.
I think this guy is probably red/blue colorblind. He'll never be a pilot. :cry:
Well wearing uniform shirts that look similar to KSUck's was a stupid idea. I'd like to know what idiot came up with that idea for this game.
JFC, for the last freakin' time, the unis did not look similar. KU had a red sleeve and blue sleeve. Maybe Stanley just forgot to put on his 3D Glasses. :gocho:
Yep. These novelty uniforms are so small-time. Pick a facking uniform and helmet and stick with it, preferably one without an Adidas logo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Who knew Miles, Long, etc. couldn't get the jersey colors right? I wonder if this is something Adidas dictated to them because it was going to be a sell out. Adidas looking for some brand publicity.
Protip: If you've got Adidas stock, Sell Sell Sell.
Blue pants. That's the key. Just throw to the guys wearing blue pants.
They should be wearing brown pants, amirite?
Hopefully they'll change into real football uniforms.
The guy who selected KU’s uniforms also chose the Jayhawks game plan.
WHO THE HELL IS CALLING THESE PLAYS???
The guy who picked the Uniforms. Works for Adidas.
I think the writing was on the wall when they announced we would wear these hideous uniforms for the biggest game of the season. Absolutely bush league, amateur hour decision. Wear these piles of garbage against Indiana State, not our rival. The folks in charge of our football program are just plain idiots.
You're right, we are losing because of the uniform choice.
Uniforms have nothing to do with anything and I usually find it weird that people are so interested in them with threads completely devoted to it. All that said, these are the ugliest uniforms I’ve ever seen and it’s embarrassing that it was allowed to happen.
I think it has to do with the notion that if we're going to play like sh*t, we should at least avoiding dressing like sh*t as well.
Do we even have just a regular traditional uniform anymore? That’s all I care about with regards to uniforms. Even KSU has that going for them. Seems like you should at least brand yourself with a solid traditional uniform that you wear 95% of the time over a decade. All these alternates while losing makes us look like absolute wannabe’s.
This might be my favorite.
The unis were trash btw. Im sure thats been pointed out.
Yes, about 25 times.
Oh, and there's a whole 'nother thread devoted to their trash uniforms, but that would be like shooting fish in a barrel.
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TY, KSUdub.
I hate uniform discussion so I instinctively bypass those comments.
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There were at least 10 more posts blaming the interceptions on the uniforms, but I understand the need to edit for length.
LOL
I want to read them all. That, and saying K-State has been holding on every play for 20 years is amaze.
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It still kind of gets to me when they call us "KSUck."
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If KU D would have had a spy on Sky... they would have won.
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They have a couple threads on the whole game day experience. Very funny if you have the time. Someone compared Saturday to what a third world soccer game in Paraguay would be like.
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They have a couple threads on the whole game day experience. Very funny if you have the time. Someone compared Saturday to what a third world soccer game in Paraguay would be like.
:lol: Lot of gems there, but mining them out of the page-long screeds is easier said than done.
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Yeah I liked how one guy said that the piss troughs were his favorite part of the gameday experience.
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Dlew knocks it out of the park. TY Dlew12 :cheers: