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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: pissclams on August 16, 2019, 08:49:18 AM
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ok i know that this site is filled with a lot of older dudes (and dudettes, hi D GALE LMAO :fatty: ) who already go to k-state or old balls who already graduated.
can you seasoned cat vets articulate some pro tips in this thread that will help me become the stud that i want to be on DAY 1 as a KSU CAT?
GO CATS!
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def go down to Dark Horse and Mother's Worry and crush nickel beers while checking out the hot coeds :fatty:
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Coeds are definitely the top priority
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i probably don't need any help windmilling pelts i just hope the older girls are DTF like i really want to capture a senior's pelt
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forget the seniors, you should be focusing solely on graduate teaching assistants, that's the big leagues
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do i really need to spend money on books?
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Not if you hit up the right coeds
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No, just befriend a nerd and make them do your classes.
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D = Diploma :lol:
that's what the boys and i used to say as we were crushing suds at Mel's
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Man - time flies.
My advice: have fun, but remember why you're there! make sure to sit near the front in all of your classes - having a (PROFESSIONAL! lol) relationship with your teachers is huge and goes a long way.
Besides that, get to know the dudes on your dorm floor. Some of the best friends you'll make in your life.
Oh yeah, and remember to wrap up ;)
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If you want to win some beer money for the week :drink: (ftp://:drink:) and you play cards make sure you get involved in a pitch game with the yokel's at haymaker :Carl: (ftp://:Carl:). Those hayseeds think they're the best at 10 point pitch. Tell them you want to play 5 or 7 point and make their heads spin. Always bid one hire and I guarantee you'll have your suds paid for in no time.
If you want something more advanced I suggest pal'ing up with some frat guys. They always have a spades or hearts game going and don't care if they lose cuz mommy and daddy send them endless cash :driving: (ftp://:driving:). Just get out of there when they start asking you if you're interested in elephant walks... :nono: (ftp://:nono:)
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After you’ve smashed a bunch of suds and you go to a jam packed JJ’s don’t forget that it’s a bad idea to then throw that JJ’s sandwich at a police officer.
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which reminds me, make sure you go to beauty on the beach at rusty's (you can thank me later :gocho:)
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Jim’s Journal in the Collegian will teach you that Jim went to college and it was okay.
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who is dan gish?