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Title: Ok folks get into formation: is Kate Hudson important to this football team?
Post by: J on June 08, 2019, 05:53:58 AM
Is he crucial to the success of our dudes and cats on and off the field? Or is she just a distraction? He’s been hanging around the the Student Union a lot lately and seeing her there makes me really uncomfortable, especially when I see him trying to tell our receivers to slow up before finishing routes. Why did we hire him if she’s just gonna give bad advice to our up and coming graduates? I honestly heard him tell one of our boys that her soup usually tastes like fabric softener and she stressed that this is normal and fine. Seriously, the Hollywood star said it right there next to ahearn, he practically yelled it at one of our poor innocent lads.

I will go ahead and put in my vote to the council on Eden that he is not crucial to the success of our football team. She honestly eats rough ridin' fish sticks with canned pralines. This cannot continue.
Title: Re: Ok folks get into formation: is Kate Hudson important to this football team?
Post by: DaBigTrain on June 08, 2019, 09:52:40 AM
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Title: Re: Ok folks get into formation: is Kate Hudson important to this football team?
Post by: waks on June 08, 2019, 10:21:48 AM
Is he crucial to the success of our dudes and cats on and off the field? Or is she just a distraction? He’s been hanging around the the Student Union a lot lately and seeing her there makes me really uncomfortable, especially when I see him trying to tell our receivers to slow up before finishing routes. Why did we hire him if she’s just gonna give bad advice to our up and coming graduates? I honestly heard him tell one of our boys that her soup usually tastes like fabric softener and she stressed that this is normal and fine. Seriously, the Hollywood star said it right there next to ahearn, he practically yelled it at one of our poor innocent lads.

I will go ahead and put in my vote to the council on Eden that he is not crucial to the success of our football team. She honestly eats rough ridin' fish sticks with canned pralines. This cannot continue.
I might still be drunk but I definitely want more of this.
Title: Re: Ok folks get into formation: is Kate Hudson important to this football team?
Post by: star seed 7 on June 08, 2019, 08:37:08 PM
Pro Kate Hudson here
Title: Re: Ok folks get into formation: is Kate Hudson important to this football team?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 08, 2019, 09:17:33 PM
frankly having him around is the only move i like by CK
Title: Re: Ok folks get into formation: is Kate Hudson important to this football team?
Post by: Trim on June 08, 2019, 10:01:00 PM
Can’t hurt.

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Title: Re: Ok folks get into formation: is Kate Hudson important to this football team?
Post by: catbacker 73 on June 14, 2019, 03:53:30 AM
Only if Kate Hudson goes to each individual player and makes them feel better than before she came.
Title: Re: Ok folks get into formation: is Kate Hudson important to this football team?
Post by: catbacker 73 on June 14, 2019, 01:04:09 PM
Only in the sense that small boobs promise a great AZZ and awesome thighs forever: and generally better face.  MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.  Having been a coach since 1972, AAU ET AL, I know whereof I SPEAK. SEXIST, YOU BET YOUR Azz.
GOD PUT ME ON EARTH TO ENJOY WOMEN.
Title: Re: Ok folks get into formation: is Kate Hudson important to this football team?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 18, 2019, 01:38:04 PM
catbacker 73 came here to coach football and enjoy women, and he's all out of footballs.
Title: Re: Ok folks get into formation: is Kate Hudson important to this football team?
Post by: star seed 7 on June 18, 2019, 01:43:49 PM
Spending 60 years focused on watching tapes of young men in tight pants has me wondering if '73 maybe doesn't enjoy ladies as much as he claims
Title: Re: Ok folks get into formation: is Kate Hudson important to this football team?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 18, 2019, 01:55:16 PM
Spending 60 years focused on watching tapes of young men in tight pants has me wondering if '73 maybe doesn't enjoy ladies as much as he claims

only if they go to each individual player and makes them feel better than before they came.
Title: Re: Ok folks get into formation: is Kate Hudson important to this football team?
Post by: catbacker 73 on June 29, 2019, 01:45:33 AM
Just sorry you missed the late 60s and early 70s.

To quote Al Pacino from Scent of a Woman ............. Whoo-Ha.

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Rage Against the McKee

catbacker 73 came here to coach football and enjoy women, and he's all out of footballs.

Nope, still have my team signed football from when we beat the last school, at the time, who ran the Single Wing. Only coach to accomplish that at two different schools.

1st school: D Coordinator and ran a 6-2 with stand up ends.

2nd school: ran 5 Diamond based on Arkansas Monster Man D, and they couldn't stop our Veer.

Colorado School of Mines last college school to run the Single Wing.
Title: Re: Ok folks get into formation: is Kate Hudson important to this football team?
Post by: 8manpick on June 30, 2019, 04:04:52 PM
Pissclams is a goddamn master
Title: Re: Ok folks get into formation: is Kate Hudson important to this football team?
Post by: mocat on June 30, 2019, 05:41:30 PM
Its not whoo-ha its hoo-ah
Title: Re: Ok folks get into formation: is Kate Hudson important to this football team?
Post by: J on July 07, 2019, 03:46:42 AM
Pissclams is a goddamn master

Who the eff is “pissclams”? Goddamn. You wanna cringe? Speak “pissclams” out loud. DO YOU FEEL THAT? Do you not feel violated by that amount of pathetic? Because I sure rough ridin' do. Honestly disgusted.

Sorry for the delay, just vomited.

How rough ridin' dare you bring NERDASSLAMS into this conversation of enlightened and educated gentlemen. How rough ridin' dare you.

What a goddamn dork. I am shaking right now.
Title: Re: Ok folks get into formation: is Kate Hudson important to this football team?
Post by: 8manpick on July 07, 2019, 02:01:30 PM
Pissclams is a goddamn master

Who the eff is “pissclams”? Goddamn. You wanna cringe? Speak “pissclams” out loud. DO YOU FEEL THAT? Do you not feel violated by that amount of pathetic? Because I sure rough ridin' do. Honestly disgusted.

Sorry for the delay, just vomited.

How rough ridin' dare you bring NERDASSLAMS into this conversation of enlightened and educated gentlemen. How rough ridin' dare you.

What a goddamn dork. I am shaking right now.
Good one 'clams!
Title: Re: Ok folks get into formation: is Kate Hudson important to this football team?
Post by: 0.42 on July 08, 2019, 06:26:16 PM
you can't spell J without Chinjon
Title: Re: Ok folks get into formation: is Kate Hudson important to this football team?
Post by: ChiComCat on July 09, 2019, 09:44:00 AM
I think I've made my Kate Hudson stance quite clear on this board enough times