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Title: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 28, 2019, 12:14:37 PM
Hot chick personal trainer
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 28, 2019, 12:15:16 PM
3rd string NFL QB
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 28, 2019, 12:16:46 PM
Accountant. Just crunch some numbers. Sounds pud AF.


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Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 28, 2019, 12:18:17 PM
Life coach. Just tell people to be better at life. Easy AF.


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Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 28, 2019, 12:19:32 PM
Whatever SD does


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Post by: DaBigTrain on March 28, 2019, 12:20:11 PM
Crypto trader (could also go in the easiest way to lose all your money thread)
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Post by: DaBigTrain on March 28, 2019, 12:20:33 PM
Bullpen catcher
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 28, 2019, 12:21:51 PM
Gay hairstylist


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Post by: sys on March 28, 2019, 12:22:13 PM
biological consultant
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Post by: Saulbadguy on March 28, 2019, 12:23:36 PM
Can you please define "mad bank"?
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 28, 2019, 12:24:01 PM
6 figures plus


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Post by: meow meow on March 28, 2019, 12:40:39 PM
whatever manual labor job timhawk was doing
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Post by: Saulbadguy on March 28, 2019, 12:40:42 PM
BART Janitor.
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Post by: meow meow on March 28, 2019, 12:42:17 PM
gay hairstylist is def the one i'm going to look into, getting burned out at my desk job you know
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Post by: star seed 7 on March 28, 2019, 12:44:00 PM
Entrepreneur
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Post by: CHONGS on March 28, 2019, 12:50:25 PM
A lot of these seem like jobs that lazy/ stupid people think are easy, but aren't.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 28, 2019, 12:50:51 PM
gay hairstylist is def the one i'm going to look into, getting burned out at my desk job you know
They're the best people in the world. Take all of my $.
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Post by: Saulbadguy on March 28, 2019, 12:56:23 PM
A lot of these seem like jobs that lazy/ stupid people think are easy, but aren't.
Yeah. I could probably study really hard to become an accountant, but it would take me a few years.
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Post by: Phil Titola on March 28, 2019, 01:00:16 PM
Sysadmin. Google every problem, someone out there has already fixed it
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Post by: Phil Titola on March 28, 2019, 01:01:15 PM
Escort
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Post by: Phil Titola on March 28, 2019, 01:01:48 PM
Engineer (train)
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 28, 2019, 01:05:05 PM
Engineer (train)
Good one
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Post by: mocat on March 28, 2019, 01:38:18 PM
there are maybe not even 32 3rd string qb's in the entire world but i'm sure anybody could do it
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Post by: star seed 7 on March 28, 2019, 01:44:06 PM
As far as sports are concerned, mlb player has to be the easiest and most pud professional athlete gig right?
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 28, 2019, 01:46:39 PM
lol Mocat.

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Post by: 8manpick on March 28, 2019, 01:47:39 PM
A lot of these seem like jobs that lazy/ stupid people think are easy, but aren't.
Wow, shots fired @wc08
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 28, 2019, 01:50:27 PM
It's chings man, what do you expect? Way to crap on a fun thread, guys. This bad boy would be 6 pages long already if SD started it.  :angry:

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Post by: wetwillie on March 28, 2019, 01:53:00 PM
Cow farmer
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Post by: star seed 7 on March 28, 2019, 01:54:58 PM
Vice president for the usa
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Post by: Phil Titola on March 28, 2019, 01:56:23 PM
Any union job
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Post by: star seed 7 on March 28, 2019, 01:59:04 PM
Actor on big bang theory
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 28, 2019, 01:59:28 PM
 :lol:
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Post by: star seed 7 on March 28, 2019, 01:59:53 PM
Social media influencer
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Post by: mocat on March 28, 2019, 02:00:17 PM
construction worker specializing in making banks
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 28, 2019, 02:00:41 PM
Being born a Khardashian.
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Post by: chum1 on March 28, 2019, 02:01:49 PM
GAME SHOW HOST!
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 28, 2019, 02:02:37 PM
Food critic

https://www.google.com/search?source=hp&ei=AhqdXMiZLMXs_QakiqyoDQ&q=food+critic+salary&oq=Food+critic&gs_l=psy-ab.1.2.0l10.1208.3101..5773...0.0..0.163.1553.0j12......0....1..gws-wiz.....0..35i39j0i131j0i20i263.-eyQ9Jk-Rns

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Post by: catastrophe on March 28, 2019, 02:14:42 PM
Did someone say Instagram model?
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Post by: DaBigTrain on March 28, 2019, 02:15:25 PM
Sysadmin. Google every problem, someone out there has already fixed it

This blog is a prime example of this not being that easy
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 28, 2019, 02:46:56 PM
Inheriting a fortune and running a real estate company.
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Post by: DQ12 on March 28, 2019, 03:54:43 PM
Are we talking hard-to-obtain jobs or jobs that are simple to execute (assuming you have the wherewithal to do it)?

Being an instagram model is relatively easy -- you just take pictures of yourself and products.  Being super hot requires some work though.  Tricky Q.
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Post by: meow meow on March 28, 2019, 03:58:50 PM
i'm saving all my good ideas for steve dave's thread
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Post by: CHONGS on March 28, 2019, 04:28:08 PM
Are we talking hard-to-obtain jobs or jobs that are simple to execute (assuming you have the wherewithal to do it)?

Being an instagram model is relatively easy -- you just take pictures of yourself and products.  Being super hot requires some work though.  Tricky Q.
The tricky component is the getting "mad bank" part.  Yeah anyone can take a picture of yourself and products, but convincing someone to give you a lot of money to do that?  Hard.
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Post by: puniraptor on March 28, 2019, 06:26:15 PM
if i could get paid what i get paid now, i think i would most love to be a garbage man (not the driver but the guy who rides on the back and tosses cans)
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Post by: DaBigTrain on March 28, 2019, 06:28:02 PM
Would be an easy way for you to get lunch
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Post by: star seed 7 on March 28, 2019, 06:38:28 PM
if i could get paid what i get paid now, i think i would most love to be a garbage man (not the driver but the guy who rides on the back and tosses cans)

when i was like 20, i was a courier for a hospital lab and it was like the greatest crap ever.  i would just drive around all day, listen to talk radio and pick stuff up from clinics and take it back to the hospital.  would absolutely be my "something to do" job if i was a lottery winner or something.
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Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on March 28, 2019, 06:48:56 PM
As far as sports are concerned, mlb player has to be the easiest and most pud professional athlete gig right?

I'd take pitchers. Only work once every 5 days and if a "day" counts as 9 innings then you're only going to work 67-78% of that day most of the time anyway. Unless you're having an amazing day in which case you can work a full day under special circumstances and if you're having a bad day you'll probably only work a 1/2 day before the boss sends you home early. Man what a gig
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Post by: DaBigTrain on March 28, 2019, 07:10:53 PM
As far as sports are concerned, mlb player has to be the easiest and most pud professional athlete gig right?

I'd take pitchers. Only work once every 5 days and if a "day" counts as 9 innings then you're only going to work 67-78% of that day most of the time anyway. Unless you're having an amazing day in which case you can work a full day under special circumstances and if you're having a bad day you'll probably only work a 1/2 day before the boss sends you home early. Man what a gig

I hope you’re kidding because your “work day” is the easiest day of the week for a pitcher.
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Post by: Institutional Control on March 28, 2019, 07:19:58 PM
Dentist recruiter


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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 28, 2019, 07:24:38 PM
Agreed. Super pud. :cheers:


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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 28, 2019, 07:24:58 PM
Weed shop in Colorado


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Post by: Institutional Control on March 28, 2019, 07:27:18 PM
Agreed. Super pud. :cheers:


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Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: bucket on March 28, 2019, 07:50:35 PM
if i could get paid what i get paid now, i think i would most love to be a garbage man (not the driver but the guy who rides on the back and tosses cans)

when i was like 20, i was a courier for a hospital lab and it was like the greatest crap ever.  i would just drive around all day, listen to talk radio and pick stuff up from clinics and take it back to the hospital.  would absolutely be my "something to do" job if i was a lottery winner or something.

I'd be a mailman
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Post by: Phil Titola on March 28, 2019, 07:59:55 PM
Dentist recruiter


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What is this?  Like does the recruiter go around to high schools looking for psychopaths that like picking at people with metal hooks or talk to people while their mouth is full, drop some hundy handshakes, and get them to come to UMKC dental?

Or do they recruit for some old about to retire dentist in the college ranks trying to find a new hot shot dentist to take over their practice?
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Post by: DaBigTrain on March 28, 2019, 08:22:53 PM
Weed shop in Colorado that take Bitcoin

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Post by: steve dave on March 28, 2019, 08:34:02 PM
BART Janitor.

when I was binge drinking in Monterey last week mrs. dave and I made friends with this couple from Brentwood, CA. they had 5 kids and the wife was a stay at home mom. the dude is an electrician for BART. told me awful stories about crackheads and poop like michigancat always does. we are untappd buds now.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 28, 2019, 08:44:48 PM
Dentist recruiter


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What is this?  Like does the recruiter go around to high schools looking for psychopaths that like picking at people with metal hooks or talk to people while their mouth is full, drop some hundy handshakes, and get them to come to UMKC dental?

Or do they recruit for some old about to retire dentist in the college ranks trying to find a new hot shot dentist to take over their practice?
He was referring to me bud. I get to go to cool college campuses where I recruit baby docs and live on LinkedIn and indeed all day just poaching ppl who just updated their status to “looking for a new opportunity “.  I just give them the charm and sells pitch and boom! Lenexa, KS happens. :lol:



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Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: Phil Titola on March 28, 2019, 08:52:51 PM
Dentist recruiter


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What is this?  Like does the recruiter go around to high schools looking for psychopaths that like picking at people with metal hooks or talk to people while their mouth is full, drop some hundy handshakes, and get them to come to UMKC dental?

Or do they recruit for some old about to retire dentist in the college ranks trying to find a new hot shot dentist to take over their practice?
He was referring to me bud. I get to go to cool college campuses where I recruit baby docs and live on LinkedIn and indeed all day just poaching ppl who just updated their status to “looking for a new opportunity “.  I just give them the charm and sells pitch and boom! Lenexa, KS happens. :lol:



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So much I don't know about the dental game.  I thought dentists just graduated and opened an office and did dentist stuff on their own.  Do you recruit for like a dental conglomo or something?
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 28, 2019, 09:00:42 PM
Yeah, we have 35+ practices in 3 states. New grads come out with like 300k in debt. They need experience and if they open up their own office right away that’s another 200K plus in debt. Many need corporate dentistry for the experience, benefits, loan repayment, etc. Also, many of the peeps leave their crap private practice to come work for us (crap traffic), because they don’t understand management with their staff or the books or all of the above.


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Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: steve dave on March 28, 2019, 09:09:35 PM
Whatever SD does

it's hard AF and I work until midnight roughly 3 times a week and have to fly around and be away from my kids too often and I drink too much to compensate. i'll probably die young from stress and the unhealthy habits I have from dealing with that stress. my wife and I barely see each other outside of times we are co-parenting or both working in front of a laptop in the evening (literally right now) and when we do actually have a conversation without work or a child in front of us we are like, "hey, how have you been? haven't talked in like 4 months. things good?" 
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 28, 2019, 09:14:31 PM
Sorry, bud. Was just trying to make a joke. Your life looks fun. I totally get I could never do your job.


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Post by: gatoveintisiete on March 28, 2019, 09:15:45 PM
That sucks man  :frown:
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Post by: steve dave on March 28, 2019, 09:17:56 PM
Sorry, bud. Was just trying to make a joke. Your life looks fun. I totally get I could never do your job.


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I'm being a whiny ass about it. it's not that bad. it actually rules mostly.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 28, 2019, 09:19:41 PM
We all look up to you! At least I do.


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Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: Phil Titola on March 28, 2019, 09:25:36 PM
Yeah, we have 35+ practices in 3 states. New grads come out with like 300k in debt. They need experience and if they open up their own office right away that’s another 200K plus in debt. Many need corporate dentistry for the experience, benefits, loan repayment, etc. Also, many of the peeps leave their crap private practice to come work for us (crap traffic), because they don’t understand management with their staff or the books or all of the above.


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Post by: DaBigTrain on March 28, 2019, 09:26:34 PM
We all look up to you! At least I do.


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I've met SD IRL and we literally look down on him lol, but I get what you're saying. :)
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Post by: steve dave on March 28, 2019, 09:29:35 PM
I'm 6' tall you son of a bitch
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Post by: gatoveintisiete on March 28, 2019, 09:31:14 PM
If you could make 400k working 4 hours a day or 600k working 8 hours a day, which would you choose?
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 28, 2019, 09:33:24 PM
400K. I’d try to get ripped AF and spoil my fam responsibly.


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Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: steve dave on March 28, 2019, 09:34:21 PM
If you could make 400k working 4 hours a day or 600k working 8 hours a day, which would you choose?

work two jobs. both jobs are the 400k one. galaxybrain.gif
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Post by: sys on March 28, 2019, 09:35:50 PM
400k, but work it in one 20 hr shift per week.
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Post by: steve dave on March 28, 2019, 09:36:44 PM
400k, but work it in one 20 hr shift per week.

also galaxybrain.gif
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Post by: Phil Titola on March 28, 2019, 09:39:10 PM
I'm 6' tall you son of a bitch

Every guy 5'9"-6'0" is 6'
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Post by: gatoveintisiete on March 28, 2019, 09:39:40 PM
I think the right play is the 400k, but work smarter not harder and get it done in 2 hours.  :driving:
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Post by: DaBigTrain on March 28, 2019, 09:41:00 PM
400k, but work it in one 20 hr shift per week.

Have you done the math on this?  Would this yield more personal time, if you accounted for sleep catch up? Or are you assuming you would gain that back on your 6 other days off?
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Post by: steve dave on March 28, 2019, 09:41:56 PM
I'm 6' tall you son of a bitch

Every guy 5'9"-6'0" is 6'

I'VE MET MOST OF YOU SONS OF BITCHES IRL AND I'M A HAIR OVER 6 FOOT IF ANYTHING. LOOK WHAT FILTHY RUMORS YOU'RE STARTING DC!
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Post by: gatoveintisiete on March 28, 2019, 09:42:55 PM
I can bust out a 2 hour shift and still feel fresh the rest of the day
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Post by: Spracne on March 28, 2019, 09:43:25 PM
If you ain't tall, you're short.
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Post by: mocat on March 28, 2019, 09:44:22 PM


sells pitch

the Kansas accent in written form
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Post by: DaBigTrain on March 28, 2019, 09:45:09 PM
I'm 6' tall you son of a bitch

Every guy 5'9"-6'0" is 6'

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Post by: steve dave on March 28, 2019, 09:47:26 PM
If you ain't tall, you're short.

we've got height on this blog. a common irl convo is who is taller, sys or clams. both tall AF. I've spent time with both separately but NEVER together. hmmmm. puni probably second tallest that I can think of. cns casey when he used to post. giant human.
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Post by: gatoveintisiet on March 28, 2019, 09:48:03 PM
If I was 6'4 who on here would look down on me like I was a bitch?
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Post by: DaBigTrain on March 28, 2019, 09:48:45 PM
If you ain't tall, you're short.

we've got height on this blog. a common irl convo is who is taller, sys or clams. both tall AF. I've spent time with both separately but NEVER together. hmmmm. puni probably second tallest that I can think of. cns casey when he used to post. giant human.

WHAT!?  Puni wasn't even the tallest in the circle when you met him(after I met you). lol
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Post by: steve dave on March 28, 2019, 09:49:43 PM
If I was 6'4 who on here would look down on me like I was a bitch?

clams and sys
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Post by: CHONGS on March 28, 2019, 09:50:01 PM
If I was 6'4 who on here would look down on me like I was a bitch?
:peek:
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Post by: steve dave on March 28, 2019, 09:50:52 PM
If you ain't tall, you're short.

we've got height on this blog. a common irl convo is who is taller, sys or clams. both tall AF. I've spent time with both separately but NEVER together. hmmmm. puni probably second tallest that I can think of. cns casey when he used to post. giant human.

WHAT!?  Puni wasn't even the tallest in the circle when you met him(after I met you). lol

how tall are you?
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Post by: DaBigTrain on March 28, 2019, 09:51:42 PM
If you ain't tall, you're short.

we've got height on this blog. a common irl convo is who is taller, sys or clams. both tall AF. I've spent time with both separately but NEVER together. hmmmm. puni probably second tallest that I can think of. cns casey when he used to post. giant human.

WHAT!?  Puni wasn't even the tallest in the circle when you met him(after I met you). lol

how tall are you?

6' 4"
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Post by: steve dave on March 28, 2019, 09:53:30 PM
that's pretty tall. nice job.
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Post by: gatoveintisiet on March 28, 2019, 09:55:26 PM
I always wanted to be tall, I feel like it would be a huge advantage in life.
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 28, 2019, 09:55:27 PM


sells pitch

the Kansas accent in written form
Oh man


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Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: DaBigTrain on March 28, 2019, 09:58:39 PM
If I was 6'4 who on here would look down on me like I was a bitch?
:peek:

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Post by: gatoveintisiet on March 28, 2019, 10:01:11 PM
If I was 6'4 who on here would look down on me like I was a bitch?
:peek:

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-21-2015/vHQjvT.gif)

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Post by: DaBigTrain on March 28, 2019, 10:02:10 PM
If I was 6'4 who on here would look down on me like I was a bitch?
:peek:

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-21-2015/vHQjvT.gif)

 :blush:

 :surprised:
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: Phil Titola on March 28, 2019, 10:07:49 PM
Sd I apologize for my attack. Unnecessary and uncalled for.
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 28, 2019, 10:10:42 PM
I’m 6’4”, Clams is easily 7’6”.
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: sys on March 28, 2019, 10:12:20 PM
400k, but work it in one 20 hr shift per week.

Have you done the math on this?  Would this yield more personal time, if you accounted for sleep catch up? Or are you assuming you would gain that back on your 6 other days off?

it's just better.
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: DaBigTrain on March 28, 2019, 10:13:08 PM
I'm 6' tall you son of a bitch

Every guy 5'9"-6'0" is 6'

I'VE MET MOST OF YOU SONS OF BITCHES IRL AND I'M A HAIR OVER 6 FOOT IF ANYTHING. LOOK WHAT FILTHY RUMORS YOU'RE STARTING DC!

I mean, your superiors denied my name change request recently.....this may(MAY) be related to that.  As always SD, you are a great and FAIR mod, that really GETS the community that is gE.  I trust in your judgment on things. When you get to have a say in them, of course.
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Post by: chum1 on March 28, 2019, 10:14:52 PM
Couldn't you retire much, much, much earlier with the $600K job?
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: sys on March 28, 2019, 10:17:01 PM
Couldn't you retire much, much, much earlier with the $600K job?

you're only working one day a week.
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: chum1 on March 28, 2019, 10:19:36 PM
Working one twenty hour day per week would probably shorten my life by 20+ years.
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: sys on March 28, 2019, 10:23:42 PM
Working one twenty hour day per week would probably shorten my life by 20+ years.

i have to do it all the time (not really, but kinda).
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: gatoveintisiete on March 28, 2019, 10:25:41 PM
What is enough to retire on in Kansas, If you make 400k, i'm guessing it would take 4 million to keep your standard of living about the same?
Title: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: 8manpick on March 28, 2019, 10:28:53 PM
Pushing that hypothetical further, I’d rather work 40 for $100k than 60 for $150k

Edit: 60 for 200k
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: chum1 on March 28, 2019, 10:30:10 PM
Pushing that hypothetical further, I’d rather work 40 for $100k than 60 for $150k

Yes, absolutely.
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: star seed 7 on March 28, 2019, 10:30:58 PM
Pushing that hypothetical further, I’d rather work 40 for $100k than 60 for $150k

Def
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: gatoveintisiete on March 28, 2019, 10:34:20 PM
I worked close to 60 a week for a while in my early 20's, I couldn't do that now if my life depended on it.
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: Spracne on March 28, 2019, 10:36:04 PM
If you have the option to make $100K for 40/wk, what's the salary that would be worth it to you for working 60/wk? Asking for a friend.
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: 8manpick on March 28, 2019, 10:37:46 PM
If you have the option to make $100K for 40/wk, what's the salary that would be worth it to you for working 60/wk? Asking for a friend.
Edited, my statement still stands if the comparo is 60/200
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 28, 2019, 10:41:21 PM
Pushing that hypothetical further, I’d rather work 40 for $100k than 60 for $150k

Edit: 60 for 200k
Oh, heh. :cheers: Make it 30 for $100k with a flexible schedule. Although, when we start producing humans, this mindset should change, right?


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Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: Spracne on March 28, 2019, 10:41:34 PM
If you have the option to make $100K for 40/wk, what's the salary that would be worth it to you for working 60/wk? Asking for a friend.
Edited, my statement still stands if the comparo is 60/200

Ok, so what about 250?
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: sys on March 28, 2019, 10:41:54 PM
60 hours a week isn't that bad.
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: 8manpick on March 28, 2019, 10:43:19 PM
If you have the option to make $100K for 40/wk, what's the salary that would be worth it to you for working 60/wk? Asking for a friend.
Edited, my statement still stands if the comparo is 60/200

Ok, so what about 250?
That probably gets there for me. Depends on the job of course.
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: chum1 on March 28, 2019, 10:43:58 PM
$250K for 60 hours MINIMUM. And I don't know how long I could keep that up, but I'd shoot for a couple years.
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: chum1 on March 28, 2019, 10:44:57 PM
60 hours a week isn't that bad.

It's more that I have better things to do.
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: gatoveintisiete on March 28, 2019, 10:45:43 PM
ok, so say you make 30k/40hr  would you do 60hr for 80k, I think I would have to figure out how to do the 60 hr. Thats a whole different life.
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: sys on March 28, 2019, 10:47:03 PM
It's more that I have better things to do.

yeah.  i guess it's pretty important to have some weeks off.  otherwise it would get oppressive.
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: Spracne on March 28, 2019, 10:49:23 PM
This thread has really gotten HOTHOTHOT. Congrats, Wacky!

Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: gatoveintisiete on March 28, 2019, 10:49:42 PM
It's more that I have better things to do.

yeah.  i guess it's pretty important to have some weeks off.  otherwise it would get oppressive.

Easy to say at your height
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: gatoveintisiete on March 28, 2019, 10:52:34 PM
How much in student loans would you be willing to pay off to do the 20hr/400k gig
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: 8manpick on March 28, 2019, 11:12:37 PM
ok, so say you make 30k/40hr  would you do 60hr for 80k, I think I would have to figure out how to do the 60 hr. Thats a whole different life.
That decision is way easier to work the 60 on
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: steve dave on March 28, 2019, 11:15:57 PM
My time is weird. Like, I have no schedule/hours/etc and don’t have to be anywhere specific on earth the majority of my time. 20% of my time I’m suited up and doing professional business man stuff in whatever city with business people nerds. The other 80% is just phone and email and joggers and hoodies. So a lot of time I’ll be on the phone and doing deal master art of trump dealing but I’m making kraft macaroni and cheese for my kids. I’m not 100% present for this time as I’m dealing deals. But I’m also still making the Mac and cheese. Is that “work time”? About 1/3 of my “work” is done like that. So, basically I’m saying I do 60 hour weeks often but it looks like that. If I had to do 60 with my ass in the office for those 60 i’d require a hell of a lot more than $250k to do so.


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Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: tdaver on March 28, 2019, 11:45:14 PM
What is enough to retire on in Kansas, If you make 400k, i'm guessing it would take 4 million to keep your standard of living about the same?

Salary has no bearing on how much you need to retire, only how fast you get there.
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: DQ12 on March 29, 2019, 07:56:44 AM
Stevesie is pretty tall.  Isn’t CNS Casey some enormous monstrosity also?
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: steve dave on March 29, 2019, 08:11:38 AM
Stevesie is pretty tall.  Isn’t CNS Casey some enormous monstrosity also?

Stevesie isn’t that tall. He’s like my height iirc. CNS Casey is like 6’8” and 350 and 4% body fat.


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Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: star seed 7 on March 29, 2019, 08:21:10 AM
I don't remember tbt or sd being as tall as they claim.
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: star seed 7 on March 29, 2019, 08:30:49 AM
Official 7 height guesses based on irl interactions:

TBT - 6'1"
Sd - 5'10"
Stevsie - 6'1"
'clams - 8'
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: meow meow on March 29, 2019, 08:34:45 AM
i'm 5'18"
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: IPA4Me on March 29, 2019, 09:39:51 AM
I'm 5-10. TBT is definitely 5-6" taller than me. Good guess on Stevesie. He wasn't much taller than me. I've not met the rest of you IRL.
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: puniraptor on March 29, 2019, 11:08:35 AM
I'm only 6 actual feet tall
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: IPA4Me on March 29, 2019, 12:18:53 PM
Back to the OP's topic...

HVAC distribution sales and sales management is a pretty sweet gig.
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: 8manpick on March 29, 2019, 12:36:20 PM
Back to the OP's topic...

HVAC distribution sales and sales management is a pretty sweet gig.
I forget, are you doing commercial or residential HVAC sales?
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: IPA4Me on March 29, 2019, 12:37:14 PM
Back to the OP's topic...

HVAC distribution sales and sales management is a pretty sweet gig.
I forget, are you doing commercial or residential HVAC sales?
All of the above. I'm on management side of things.

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Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: pissclams on March 29, 2019, 01:09:21 PM
Back to the OP's topic...

HVAC distribution sales and sales management is a pretty sweet gig.

it can't be that sweet of a gig if you're still an android guy  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: IPA4Me on March 29, 2019, 01:32:21 PM
Back to the OP's topic...

HVAC distribution sales and sales management is a pretty sweet gig.

it can't be that sweet of a gig if you're still an android guy 
Psssh.

I do have two kids to put through college.

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Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: Institutional Control on March 29, 2019, 01:56:05 PM
Has stay at home mom been mentioned yet?


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Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: meow meow on March 29, 2019, 03:07:20 PM
how do SAHM make the maddest of bank?
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 29, 2019, 03:11:36 PM
Mommy blogs


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Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: DaBigTrain on March 29, 2019, 03:12:25 PM
Lottery winner
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: star seed 7 on March 29, 2019, 03:18:03 PM
how do SAHM make the maddest of bank?

You trick some chump into making bank for you and then you spend the bank
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: ChiComCat on March 29, 2019, 03:31:39 PM
Stevesie is not 6'.  I really don't think SD is either.  I'm taller than both IIRC and am actually 6'
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: Institutional Control on March 29, 2019, 03:47:34 PM
how do SAHM make the maddest of bank?
Marry a steve dave type who makes mad bank and cooks Mac and Cheese for the kids while working.


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Title: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: steve dave on March 29, 2019, 05:26:09 PM
Stevesie is not 6'.  I really don't think SD is either.  I'm taller than both IIRC and am actually 6'

You are not taller than me. We’re going to have a height off next time I see you. Then I’m going to kick your ass.


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Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: puniraptor on March 30, 2019, 07:00:57 AM
Stevesie Is 6-1 to 6-3 depending on haircut
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: michigancat on March 30, 2019, 08:34:38 AM
I don't think I could calculate the number of hours I work per week. It doesn't seem too bad most of the time and I generally like it so whatever
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: Pete on March 30, 2019, 09:16:21 AM
Is the OP for "easiest job to GET that you can make bank" or "easiest job to DO that you can make bank" or both?

Working in "investor relations" in most public companies is ridiculously easy, and makes good money....but usually not an easy job to get.  The qualifications are usually that you must be literate in Finance (e.g. very good finance vocabulary, but not actually good at Finance), good public speaker and articulate writer, and good looking.  Think of a weatherman who knows how to bullshit about investment banking and markets.  Again, there is ZERO need to actually be able to do math beyond adding and subtracting. You could bomb biz calc as long as you can talk about corporate finance in an eloquent way whilst looking good doing it....so, that's either super easy for you, or it is super hard for you. 

A an easy job to get, that is actually pretty hard to do, which makes good money, are the trades.  Plumbing, electrician, carpentry, etc.  Find a good community college or vocational/technical program and go get trained up.  Then, take whatever job seems like will teach you the most.  After a couple of years (or until you know what the eff you are doing), start buying complete crap hole houses for cheap (on the side), and fix them up at night.  Trade "trades" with other folks (plumbers trade with electricians, etc.) and help each other out (i.e. barter).  Flip the houses or rent them out (I recommend renting them out).  Keep doing this at the pace of about 1 a year for 15 - 20 years. Then, retire and babysit your properties, or just flip houses full time.  Better path to retirement than about any other job I know of, but be ready to work your ass off during those 15 - 20 years.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 30, 2019, 10:22:14 AM
Know many Lenexa Plummer pros who make straight cash


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Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: 0.42 on April 01, 2019, 08:49:58 AM
everyone on this blog is 6'4", including myself
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: IPA4Me on April 01, 2019, 12:55:23 PM
Is the OP for "easiest job to GET that you can make bank" or "easiest job to DO that you can make bank" or both?

Working in "investor relations" in most public companies is ridiculously easy, and makes good money....but usually not an easy job to get.  The qualifications are usually that you must be literate in Finance (e.g. very good finance vocabulary, but not actually good at Finance), good public speaker and articulate writer, and good looking.  Think of a weatherman who knows how to bullshit about investment banking and markets.  Again, there is ZERO need to actually be able to do math beyond adding and subtracting. You could bomb biz calc as long as you can talk about corporate finance in an eloquent way whilst looking good doing it....so, that's either super easy for you, or it is super hard for you. 

A an easy job to get, that is actually pretty hard to do, which makes good money, are the trades.  Plumbing, electrician, carpentry, etc.  Find a good community college or vocational/technical program and go get trained up.  Then, take whatever job seems like will teach you the most.  After a couple of years (or until you know what the eff you are doing), start buying complete crap hole houses for cheap (on the side), and fix them up at night.  Trade "trades" with other folks (plumbers trade with electricians, etc.) and help each other out (i.e. barter).  Flip the houses or rent them out (I recommend renting them out).  Keep doing this at the pace of about 1 a year for 15 - 20 years. Then, retire and babysit your properties, or just flip houses full time.  Better path to retirement than about any other job I know of, but be ready to work your ass off during those 15 - 20 years.
I have several tradesmen friends following your plan. One of my oldest friends has enough rental income to pay for in home nursing care for he and his wife once needed. When they both die, the properties roll to the kids for a very nice inheritance. Always paid cash for his properties. Did a lot of work himself. Already turned the HVAC company over to the boys. Also making a nice profit check from that.

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Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: puniraptor on April 01, 2019, 09:26:00 PM
6 is about optimal. i would not prefer to be any taller or shorter.
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: Institutional Control on April 02, 2019, 07:32:22 AM
I'm 5'11" and I used to tell everyone I was 6'.
Title: Re: Easiest jobs in the world that can make mad bank
Post by: XocolateThundarr on April 03, 2019, 08:52:21 AM
It's definitely not Project Manager/Engineer/Estimator.......as far as being easy goes.