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Title: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: pissclams on March 17, 2019, 05:25:24 PM
GO
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Post by: pissclams on March 17, 2019, 05:26:24 PM
these uncircumcised clowns are going down
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Post by: star seed 7 on March 17, 2019, 05:28:55 PM
Clip 'em up, clip 'em up, k-s-u
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Post by: EMAWzifried on March 17, 2019, 05:30:02 PM
More like turdeaters.
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Post by: CHONGS on March 17, 2019, 05:52:40 PM
UC Irvine, more like PU Durrvine.
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: EMAWzifried on March 17, 2019, 05:56:12 PM
The CBS clowns are all over Irvine's nuts.
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Post by: Phil Titola on March 17, 2019, 05:57:09 PM
They suck ants
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 17, 2019, 05:59:11 PM
Imagine only eating ants lmao what an awful life gtfo
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: catastrophe on March 17, 2019, 06:00:15 PM
Bad news boys. Just checked the record sheets and looks like the anteaters have accomplished a feat our team has not: winning @A&M.
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Post by: HELLHAMMER on March 17, 2019, 06:01:42 PM
 eff'em
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Post by: wetwillie on March 17, 2019, 06:34:35 PM
sleepykitten.gif
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 17, 2019, 06:36:22 PM
It’s a horrible academic institution
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Post by: nicname on March 17, 2019, 06:41:39 PM
The anti-semites seem to be the fancy pick. The media darling. KSU against the world.
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Post by: EMADUB on March 17, 2019, 06:54:17 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190317/02946eb7cb55d215fcb54dfcff04f326.jpg)

This has been my brain for the past hour


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Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: Benja on March 17, 2019, 07:08:47 PM
UC Irvine, more like UTI infection, or something.
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: Benja on March 17, 2019, 07:14:23 PM
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbwuhWO5y7I[/youtube]

This jaguar doesn't even want to eat you! You must taste gross and like bugs!
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 17, 2019, 08:00:31 PM
look at that ridiculous rough ridin' thing.
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 17, 2019, 08:02:58 PM
Almost as ridiculous as this court. WTF

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxwHLupIgAA1MAf.jpg)
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: star seed 7 on March 17, 2019, 08:14:37 PM
I-C-U?  Creepy
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: catastrophe on March 17, 2019, 09:52:59 PM
Almost as ridiculous as this court. WTF

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxwHLupIgAA1MAf.jpg)

Are there no stands?
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Post by: bones129 on March 17, 2019, 10:28:04 PM
Their court looks like linoleum.  :barf:
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: stunted on March 17, 2019, 10:32:26 PM
ants? more like can'ts
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 17, 2019, 10:40:09 PM
What is this??? An arena for ANTS???

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/sidearm.sites/ucirvine.sidearmsports.com/images/2017/6/26/BrenCenter_2_20_16.jpg)
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: DQ12 on March 17, 2019, 10:47:05 PM
why are there no uncle eaters?
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: Ksuminnesotacat on March 18, 2019, 05:50:34 AM
why are there no uncle eaters?

  :Woohoo: :buh-bye:
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: mocat on March 18, 2019, 07:12:13 AM
I was actually looking forward to a banana slug thread, but who can tell all these community colleges apart
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on March 18, 2019, 08:55:30 AM
Imagine only eating ants lmao what an awful life gtfo
did you know that anteaters eat up to 35,000 ants per day? sounds like a horrible existence.
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Post by: star seed 7 on March 18, 2019, 08:59:20 AM
Typical commiefornia, getting hooked on ant rails
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Post by: Brock Landers on March 18, 2019, 09:22:24 AM
Is this the school Wooly coached at after we canned him?
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Post by: chum1 on March 18, 2019, 09:44:22 AM
I think Wooly went to Riverside, which some might say greatly contrasts with Irvine in terms of desirability as a place to live.
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Post by: ChiComCat on March 18, 2019, 03:46:59 PM
I have never seen an ant hill and wanted to stick my tongue in it.  Pretty stupid animal, imo.
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Post by: Benja on March 18, 2019, 04:35:52 PM
Why does it walk like it has hands for feet?
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: chum1 on March 18, 2019, 05:39:40 PM
https://twitter.com/MattRHinton/status/1107766640928833538
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: Ksuminnesotacat on March 18, 2019, 06:55:47 PM
Christ the thing looks like a hairy Pangolin that ain’t rough riding right!
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: deputy dawg on March 19, 2019, 09:40:54 AM
I don't know, with California experiencing societal breakdown and cultural crisis, it seems like we're piling on by beating the Anteaters like rented mules.  I want the 'Cats to win, but feel like we're doing something akin to beating an orphan. 
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: Winters on March 19, 2019, 09:43:45 AM
I don't know, with California experiencing societal breakdown and cultural crisis, it seems like we're piling on by beating the Anteaters like rented mules.  I want the 'Cats to win, but feel like we're doing something akin to beating an orphan.
nah, eff 'em
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: stunted on March 19, 2019, 09:47:43 AM
They're gonna be renamed the poopeaters when we get done with them cause we're gonna beat the crap out of them and make them eat it.
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: Winters on March 19, 2019, 09:59:01 AM
They're gonna be renamed the poopeaters when we get done with them cause we're gonna beat the crap out of them and make them eat it.
:emawkid:
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Post by: star seed 7 on March 19, 2019, 10:29:51 AM
Haha, poopeaters!
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Post by: KITNfury on March 19, 2019, 02:09:57 PM
Really poor choice in flip flops (imo).
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Post by: DaBigTrain on March 19, 2019, 06:11:45 PM
I’ve only ever heard of their baseball team so their basketball team must be hot garbage.
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Post by: dal9 on March 22, 2019, 01:39:34 PM
is that one dude's name "Welp"?
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: star seed 7 on March 22, 2019, 01:46:11 PM
The tall white anteater reminds me of Timothy McVeigh
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: dal9 on March 22, 2019, 01:51:25 PM
The tall white anteater reminds me of Timothy McVeigh
are you referring to Welp?
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: MadCat on March 22, 2019, 03:11:15 PM
WELP
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: KST8FAN on March 22, 2019, 03:12:19 PM
58 L Temple*
75 L Syracuse
08 L Wisconsin
13 L LaSalle
18 W Kentucky
19 L Cal Irvine

* born in 64

We suck in the tourny on my birthday.  This is on me guys.

Tom

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Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: mocat on March 22, 2019, 03:16:32 PM
more like cateater  :frown:
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on March 22, 2019, 03:17:52 PM
58 L Temple*
75 L Syracuse
08 L Wisconsin
13 L LaSalle
18 W Kentucky
19 L Cal Irvine

* born in 64

We suck in the tourny on my birthday.  This is on me guys.

Tom

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Don't blame yourself Tom. If you throw out last year as the anomoly, this really is exactly what oscar does no matter whose birthday it is
Title: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: catastrophe on March 22, 2019, 03:21:26 PM
Throw out 1/3 of the NCAA games oscar has coached  as an anomaly.
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: hemmy on March 22, 2019, 03:22:56 PM
Fire oscar? ah who gives a eff.
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: brandochav on March 22, 2019, 03:24:38 PM
58 L Temple*
75 L Syracuse
08 L Wisconsin
13 L LaSalle
18 W Kentucky
19 L Cal Irvine

* born in 64

We suck in the tourny on my birthday.  This is on me guys.

Tom

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Don't blame yourself Tom. If you throw out last year as the anomoly, this really is exactly what oscar does no matter whose birthday it is

 :flush:
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: mocat on March 22, 2019, 03:31:35 PM
at least we didn't lose to wisconsin again
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: CHONGS on March 22, 2019, 04:52:48 PM
at least we didn't lose to wisconsin again
That was my joke!
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on March 22, 2019, 04:55:13 PM
Throw out 1/3 of the NCAA games oscar has coached  as an anomaly.

Since he's been at kstate 80% of the time he can't make it out of the round of 64 but look at it however you want I guess
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: mocat on March 22, 2019, 05:00:32 PM
at least we didn't lose to wisconsin again
That was my joke!

much like losing to wisconsin, i'm sure this joke has happened a million times
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: Mels Fish Bowl on March 22, 2019, 05:11:55 PM
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Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: MakeItRain on March 23, 2019, 01:40:12 AM
58 L Temple*
75 L Syracuse
08 L Wisconsin
13 L LaSalle
18 W Kentucky
19 L Cal Irvine

* born in 64

We suck in the tourny on my birthday.  This is on me guys.

Tom

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All of those on March 22, good god :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: MakeItRain on March 23, 2019, 01:43:49 AM
Throw out 1/3 of the NCAA games oscar has coached  as an anomaly.

Since he's been at kstate 80% of the time he can't make it out of the round of 64 but look at it however you want I guess

Isn't this the case for nearly all coaches. Making the round of 32 puts you in the top 10% of all teams for that reason. Just on a pure mathematical basis, it seems there aren't a whole lot of coaches stacking up round of 32 games on a regular basis.
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: Phil Titola on March 23, 2019, 08:29:43 AM
Thank you cateaters.
Title: Re: ANTEATER MASTER THREAD
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on March 25, 2019, 05:29:37 PM
Throw out 1/3 of the NCAA games oscar has coached  as an anomaly.

Since he's been at kstate 80% of the time he can't make it out of the round of 64 but look at it however you want I guess

Isn't this the case for nearly all coaches. Making the round of 32 puts you in the top 10% of all teams for that reason. Just on a pure mathematical basis, it seems there aren't a whole lot of coaches stacking up round of 32 games on a regular basis.

I wanted to look into this before responding...and i guess the answer is I don't really know. I mean at the most basic level about 25% of the field is getting into the tournament purely because they are automatic bids and would not have gotten in at-large...and as such are going to get matched up against the elite schools where the chances of them getting out of the round of 64 is slim to none. and yes, given the fact that there are 330+ teams that are eligible to compete for a spot in the tournament every year then yes, making the round of 32 puts you in the top 10% in that regard.

Anyway i'm digressing. I tried looking at coaches in the tournament over the last 15 years or so. From what i can tell there are the elite of the elite (coach K, Self, Williams, Wright, Donovan,Cal, Few, etc) that frequently make it not only out of the round of 64 but also make deep runs, and after that its a mixed bag. Statistically he appears to perform slightly above Shaka Smart and slightly below Lon Kruger. Maybe that's fine. idk. My brain tells me he should be doing better but maybe i'm just being emotional b/c I want to believe the cats can and should have a better showing.