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Title: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: lakesbison on November 30, 2018, 11:30:19 AM
So, 1st NDSU whoops you guys, then you take NDSU's AD and Track Coach and now you want our Football coach?

you Can't have him.   NDSU > K State.  Sorry, Facts hurt. 

whats your sagarin ranking?  near #23 like NDSU?

you deserve the North Texas Coach.

(some of this is sarcasm.. a lil)
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: Squeaky192 on November 30, 2018, 11:33:32 AM
(https://media.tenor.com/images/7cba954994ade7e9e2666e85b45a5661/tenor.gif)

I haven't heard of one person actually wanting Klieman.
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: Winters on November 30, 2018, 11:33:55 AM
We don't want his gross ass you dumb eff
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: slackcat on November 30, 2018, 11:34:46 AM
Gross loser, wouldn't have.
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: lakesbison on November 30, 2018, 11:36:07 AM
Perfect,  NDSU will keep him.

he's only 46-3
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: Blackcats on November 30, 2018, 11:37:57 AM
eff off, don’t want him.
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: WildcatNkilt on November 30, 2018, 11:41:26 AM
We don't want him.  The track record of the last successful NDSU coach since leaving is awful.  (see Craig Bohl who has an overall record of 28-35 at Wyoming)   :ROFL:  Can't even pull a 9-win season in a shitty conference.

Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: EMAWzifried on November 30, 2018, 11:43:20 AM
Oh man that hurts. Oh well we'll try to move on.
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: CHONGS on November 30, 2018, 11:44:14 AM
Well now that you say I can't have him, I want him.  Sigh. 
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: catastrophe on November 30, 2018, 11:44:20 AM
We should offer him as a joke, kind of like inviting the ugliest girl to prom.
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: EMAWzifried on November 30, 2018, 11:57:57 AM
Lets be real. We could take their entire sorry progam down to the cheerleaders if so inclined but nobody gives an eff.
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: Trim on November 30, 2018, 12:27:50 PM
Lets be real. We could take their entire sorry progam down to the cheerleaders if so inclined but nobody gives an eff.

We’ll take as many squat racks as we can get our hands on.
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: pissclams on November 30, 2018, 12:33:44 PM
Well now that you say I can't have him, I want him.  Sigh. 
I just followed him on twitter
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: Shooter Jones on November 30, 2018, 12:34:58 PM
disgusting.

(https://images.kvrr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/Coach-Klieman-PNG--1-.png)
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: lakesbison on November 30, 2018, 12:43:52 PM
Well now that you say I can't have him, I want him.  Sigh. 
I just followed him on twitter

smart move pissclams..  ill approve you.  im private because my tweets are too dam good.
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: Blackcats on November 30, 2018, 02:02:56 PM
We should offer him as a joke, kind of like inviting the ugliest girl to prom.

That turned out ok for Freddie Prinze Jr....  :dunno:
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on November 30, 2018, 02:06:58 PM
disgusting.

(https://images.kvrr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/Coach-Klieman-PNG--1-.png)

oh holy hell, no. I have heard the name but have never actually seen a picture. hard pass.
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: Brock Landers on November 30, 2018, 02:14:55 PM
Nobody wants Larry Bird's dorky looking younger brother.  He's all your lakebison.
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: dmartin on November 30, 2018, 02:15:24 PM
disgusting.

(https://images.kvrr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/Coach-Klieman-PNG--1-.png)

I think I shot that guy in the swamp while playing RDR2. 
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: Blackcats on November 30, 2018, 02:17:00 PM
disgusting.

(https://images.kvrr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/Coach-Klieman-PNG--1-.png)

oh holy hell, no. I have heard the name but have never actually seen a picture. hard pass.

Looks like Rusty. You know him from such productions as Rusty's Last Chance, Kite's, etc. No wonder he sold the bars.
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: HELLHAMMER on November 30, 2018, 04:08:59 PM
disgusting.

(https://images.kvrr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/Coach-Klieman-PNG--1-.png)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRaVuzsLNfQD6uATdHd6lAB8rJF7AJ6UsOLUHVpJk1OBv2iFd7J)
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: Winters on November 30, 2018, 04:36:01 PM
disgusting.

(https://images.kvrr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/Coach-Klieman-PNG--1-.png)
Still the best looking human being in ND.
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: steve dave on November 30, 2018, 06:08:01 PM
we also can't have nick saban for opposite reasons
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: WildcatPower on December 01, 2018, 11:46:52 PM
Don't want him.  The last I-AA/FCS coach K-State hired was.....













wait for it...…









Stan Parrish.
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: lakesbison on December 02, 2018, 02:58:44 PM
fargo media falling over thier boners trying to make klieman to k state happen.  its hilarious how these $35,000/year chumps keep tweeting about it haha
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: ksuchris2000 on December 02, 2018, 05:18:35 PM
I had him last night and it wasn’t that great
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 02, 2018, 07:54:20 PM
Maybe as a special teams coach or something.
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: NDSU Lollypopkid on December 03, 2018, 05:50:03 AM
Listen fartknockers-

CK may not be a Kansas 10 like Venables or  that other guy you think you have a shot at...but CK is from Iowa, so please dont think his below average exterior is a reflection for NoDakers alike.

Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: lakesbison on December 03, 2018, 07:56:36 AM
Listen fartknockers-

CK may not be a Kansas 10 like Venables or  that other guy you think you have a shot at...but CK is from Iowa, so please dont think his below average exterior is a reflection for NoDakers alike.

you sure you want that ^^^  to be your 1000th post on emaw?
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: dmartin on December 03, 2018, 08:10:49 AM
Listen fartknockers-

CK may not be a Kansas 10 like Venables or  that other guy you think you have a shot at...but CK is from Iowa, so please dont think his below average exterior is a reflection for NoDakers alike.

There is only one CK around here, and this chump from ND isn't him.
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: NDSU Lollypopkid on December 03, 2018, 08:15:33 AM
Listen fartknockers-

CK may not be a Kansas 10 like Venables or  that other guy you think you have a shot at...but CK is from Iowa, so please dont think his below average exterior is a reflection for NoDakers alike.

There is only one CK around here, and this chump from ND isn't him.

Oh yeah? Maybe hed be a viable replacement for  LHC BS... get him away from the ford dealership
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: 8manpick on December 03, 2018, 08:25:11 AM
Listen fartknockers-

CK may not be a Kansas 10 like Venables or  that other guy you think you have a shot at...but CK is from Iowa, so please dont think his below average exterior is a reflection for NoDakers alike.

There is only one CK around here, and this chump from ND isn't him.
:ck:
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: Functianalyst on December 03, 2018, 08:31:49 AM
Really folks, are we having this discussion?  Let's not forget what happened during Tennessee's debacle to find their last coach.  Chris Klieman is an up and coming coach that will eventually find a decent Power 5 job, if he desires.  There is also nothing wrong with staying in the winning-est program in football right now.     

If he comes to K-State then it says more about AD Taylor looking for the safest hire.  Now that we are at a crossroads, BV's response to the TTU job probably goes equal to any job right now, with the exception of Clemson.  i am all in for Seth LittreLL at this point.
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: ChiComCat on December 03, 2018, 08:35:30 AM
Nice try Klieman
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: deez on December 03, 2018, 09:51:23 AM
0% chance this happens as Klieman does not meet neck size requirements
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: lakesbison on December 03, 2018, 11:05:45 PM
I sat with Gene Taylors daughter at NDSU vs Drske basketball game at US BANK stadium in Minneapolis last saturday (it was a warm up for the final 4)
.she wouldn't say too much about dad and his decision, but pretty much every person in fargo has texted/called gene about Klieman.  so this will probably be wrapped up by thursday.
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: bunter on December 04, 2018, 10:42:33 AM
I sat with Gene Taylors daughter at NDSU vs Drske basketball game at US BANK stadium in Minneapolis last saturday (it was a warm up for the final 4)
.she wouldn't say too much about dad and his decision, but people much every person in fargo has texted/called gene about Klieman.  so this will probably be wrapped up by thursday.

This game did happen. Was skeptical based on the less than exceptional typing conventions displayed.
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on December 04, 2018, 12:51:49 PM
bunter coming around and posting has been one of the better parts of this whole last week. probably like somewhere in the lower to mid teens of a top twenty list.
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: Functianalyst on December 04, 2018, 01:53:59 PM
Before anyone is hired, I had better see BV once and for all tell K-State that he was approached and turned it down.  I want to see Leavitt report after not hearing from anyone, he put his hat in but was denied or not considered.  I may also want to see Jim LittreLL or some other coach share their non-interest.  Otherwise I would take such a hire as the administration taking the road of least resistance with no care for the future of the football program.
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: ksupamplemousse on December 04, 2018, 02:05:44 PM
This enormous dweeb is not going to be our coach. Like, Gene Taylor is going to silverback LHC Bill Snyder, and then hire this eff face? Mmkay.
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: bunter on December 04, 2018, 02:46:11 PM
I knew I missed my chance for a bigger splash when I saw I wouldn't be the first one to call all y'all fartknockers
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: lakesbison on December 04, 2018, 11:39:53 PM
I knew I missed my chance for a bigger splash when I saw I wouldn't be the first one to call all y'all fartknockers

NDSU beat you again in that case...  but yall used to it...and so is #11 Iowa from 2016 too .
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: Spracne on December 04, 2018, 11:43:48 PM
I knew I missed my chance for a bigger splash when I saw I wouldn't be the first one to call all y'all fartknockers

NDSU beat you again in that case...  but yall used to it...and so is #11 Iowa from 2016 too .

Yawn. Get back to me once you've won an Orange Bowl (O.B.).
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: lakesbison on December 05, 2018, 07:18:33 AM
All we need is an invite!
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: steve dave on December 05, 2018, 07:22:25 AM
I knew I missed my chance for a bigger splash when I saw I wouldn't be the first one to call all y'all fartknockers

NDSU beat you again in that case...  but yall used to it...and so is #11 Iowa from 2016 too .

so is #11 Iowa from 2016 too
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: deputy dawg on December 05, 2018, 08:18:29 AM
This enormous dweeb is not going to be our coach. Like, Gene Taylor is going to silverback LHC LHC Bill Snyder, and then hire this eff face? Mmkay.

Sound use of "silverback" as a verb.  :D
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: lakesbison on December 07, 2018, 11:08:02 AM
well.  we were on this FIRST.  so i will continue to bump this.

Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: mocat on December 07, 2018, 11:11:58 AM
This mf'er looks like the entire state of iowa bred with the shocker mascot
Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: lakesbison on December 07, 2018, 11:57:42 AM
This mf'er looks like the entire state of iowa bred with the shocker mascot

Funny  he is from IOWA

 :sdeek: :sdeek:

Title: Re: You can't have NDSU's Coach Klieman
Post by: MakeItRain on December 07, 2018, 12:49:50 PM
This mf'er looks like the entire state of iowa bred with the shocker mascot

 :ROFL: he does look like he could be Havs' dad