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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: CHONGS on September 21, 2018, 09:08:48 PM
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Ideas to make tons of cash, but someone has to do it. I gift these to the world.
Rewrite the Lord of the Ring trilogy as told by Donald Trump. In fact tell any fantasy story as Donald.
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App that tells you if what you wearing looks stupid or not.
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App that automatically remembers that clever well quip you had last night.
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saw this yesterday
https://twitter.com/Troniiq_Sithole/status/1042847529392594944
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Netflix for booze.
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haircuts but they come to my house and you get them off an uber app
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haircuts but they come to my house and you get them off an uber app
and tailors
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Non addictive heroin.
Cocaine that actually makes you interesting/smarter.
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haircuts but they come to my house and you get them off an uber app
and tailors
Yes, maybe even dry cleaners.
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haircuts but they come to my house and you get them off an uber app
and tailors
and people to iron clothes (if the tailor doesn't also provide that service which any entrepreneurial tailor will)
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haircuts but they come to my house and you get them off an uber app
and tailors
and people to iron clothes (if the tailor doesn't also provide that service which any entrepreneurial tailor will)
and people to cook my food
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haircuts but they come to my house and you get them off an uber app
and tailors
and people to iron clothes (if the tailor doesn't also provide that service which any entrepreneurial tailor will)
and people to cook my food
and mow my yard. uber app that yard kid.
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haircuts but they come to my house and you get them off an uber app
and tailors
and people to iron clothes (if the tailor doesn't also provide that service which any entrepreneurial tailor will)
and people to cook my food
and mow my yard. uber app that yard kid.
and general handyman stuff. just uber some dude to drywall a thing or fix my leaking deal. whatever.
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Uber app to wash my car.
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honestly if you just say "Uber for *********" I'd use the living eff out of it
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I used to say "Amazon for *******" but now amazon actually sells every one of those things so they obviously read my posts.
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Air BnB for partying/throwing ragers.
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Air BnB for partying/throwing ragers.
shooting pornos
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Just buy any crypto and fork it = free money!
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Uber where they pack up stuff and ship to where ever you're flying so you never have luggage but you have everything you want.
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App that shadow bans Bitcoin dweebs.
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bitcoin but for non-annoying people
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moving company but you don't have to talk to them and tell them where to put stuff
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pizza hut but they just put it on the front step and don't ring the bell or look at you
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App that detects when your drunk enough to want a heater and delivers one to you so you don't have to but a whole goddamn pack of pyramids.
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neighbor kid who mows my lawn but actually has venmo like a normal human and I don't have to walk a $50 over to his mom to give to him and talk to her stupid ass for 30 seconds.
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uber for skoal
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pizza hut but they just put it on the front step and don't ring the bell or look at you
Make it also taco ball / McDonald's and yes sir yes.
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neighbor kid who mows my lawn but actually has venmo like a normal human and I don't have to walk a $50 over to his mom to give to him and talk to her stupid ass for 30 seconds.
Just make robot teens that accept keystone for payment.
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neighbor kid but he can send an uber request for me to buy him booze and I can send on the request to my uber booze guy to deliver it
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uber but for heart attacks and it's an uber ambulance
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uber but for break-ins and I hit the app button and they send some rednecks to my house with ARs to shoot people on my main floor
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uber but for landscaping and they fix my filthy mulch beds which need a lot of work but I'm certainly not calling my yard guy again because I just talked to him 6 months ago and it almost killed me.
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uber but for christmas lights.
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App that checks the bathroom at work to see if Brad has dropped one of his classic alfalfa bombs so I can just go downstairs.
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pizza hut but they just put it on the front step and don't ring the bell or look at you
Make it also taco ball / McDonald's and yes sir yes.
There are Taco Bell’s that already deliver
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Lyft for KFC
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Uber for snow shoveling.
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uber but for doing the annual negotiation of my cox bill
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uber for babysitters and they have to be like bonded or background checked or some crap that provides an 80%+ chance they won't murder your kids.
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pizza hut but they just put it on the front step and don't ring the bell or look at you
Make it also taco ball / McDonald's and yes sir yes.
There are Taco Bell’s that already deliver
Yes but they don't drop it off at your doorstep without making contact. That's the critical part. Goddamn it.
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uber for babysitters and they have to be like bonded or background checked or some crap that provides an 80%+ chance they won't murder your kids.
I would spend $2k a month on this
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Uber but for amazon
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uber for taking my returns to UPS
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uber for picking my kids up at school
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uber for picking my kids up at school
:eek:
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uber for picking me up at the airport but also waiting for my luggage there and delivering it to my room and also bringing a stroller and grocery delivery for me on my family vacation thing. like vacation concierge uber deal.
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Uber where someone comes and fills up your car with gas and changes the oil/sirs up tires etc if needed.
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I have patent rights on all of these rough ridin' gold mines btw. Because I'm spitting gold rough ridin' nuggets in here for all of you dorks to try to claim and I'm not having that crap.
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Uber for filing patents.
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Uber for filing patents.
:eek:
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uber but for christmas lights.
I currently have this. Sometime after Thanksgiving lights magically appear on my house. Sometime after Christmas the lights magically disappear.
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uber but for christmas lights.
I currently have this. Sometime after Thanksgiving lights magically appear on my house. Sometime after Christmas the lights magically disappear.
Same but I have to email them and tell them when to do it which may as well be a first person interaction in hell
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Non addictive heroin.
i would spend so much money on this.
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just hire a servant, steve dave.
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One thing that would be nice is having some sort of medium option between tricking your friends that are handy to come over and look at something and paying some handyman guy to rip you off because you are completely ill-suited to living in a society where you know how any items in your house actually work.
Think like an emergent care place in a strip mall vs. going to the hospital/primary care doc.
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I too am not interested in speaking to other humans, particularly in and around my home. I make my wife talk to all contractors of any sort that come to my house.
Maybe just like AI that does nothing but simulate exactly what I would want/say to contractors. SD, I am think like a beta level simulation here (Revelation Space reference).
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a phone that also is a flask
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a phone that also is a flask
And hash pipe
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Ideas to make tons of cash, but someone has to do it. I gift these to the world.
Rewrite the Lord of the Ring trilogy as told by Donald Trump. In fact tell any fantasy story as Donald.
The Art of the Rings would be 6, maybe 7 thousand pages long. The biggest book.
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Ideas to make tons of cash, but someone has to do it. I gift these to the world.
Rewrite the Lord of the Ring trilogy as told by Donald Trump. In fact tell any fantasy story as Donald.
The Art of the Rings would be 6, maybe 7 thousand pages long. The biggest book.
Let me tell you about that ring, what a ring, maybe I could wear it and who knows, but it was made by a bad hombre.
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Sauron was treated very unfairly. It’s really bad how they treated him. There were bad people on both sides. You think those tree monsters were angels?
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Rivendell - I've been there many times - it's terrific, truly, a terrific property. Too many stairs but it is gorgeous
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Elrond - he's great, we're very close- I tell him you have too many stairs here, and he agrees
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Uber but for getting ripped
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haircuts but they come to my house and you get them off an uber app
and tailors
and people to iron clothes (if the tailor doesn't also provide that service which any entrepreneurial tailor will)
and people to cook my food
and mow my yard. uber app that yard kid.
and general handyman stuff. just uber some dude to drywall a thing or fix my leaking deal. whatever.
pretty sure this exists
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Uber where they pack up stuff and ship to where ever you're flying so you never have luggage but you have everything you want.
And this
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Post links brain genius knowing things guy
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The handyman thing I believe he is referencing taskrabbit
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Luggage free.com appears to be a viable option for the second option