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Title: Good movie ideas
Post by: CHONGS on September 11, 2018, 07:46:56 PM
A supermax prison is in the path of a devastating hurricane, but the gov decided against evacuation leaving only the prisoners locked inside thier cells with one weeks worth of food. 
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Post by: OK_Cat on September 11, 2018, 07:56:27 PM
I’m assuming that the main guy was framed and shouldn’t be in there, played by The Rock.


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Post by: CHONGS on September 11, 2018, 08:18:08 PM
I’m assuming that the main guy was framed and shouldn’t be in there, played by The Rock.


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Of course he was wrongly convinced, but he's played by Don Cheadle.  Antagonist played by Martin Freeman.
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Post by: CHONGS on September 11, 2018, 08:20:09 PM
I’m assuming that the main guy was framed and shouldn’t be in there, played by The Rock.


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Of course he was wrongly convinced, but he's played by Don Cheadle.  Antagonist played by Martin Freeman.
Nope, changed my mind antagonist played by Donald Glover.
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Post by: mocat on September 11, 2018, 08:33:05 PM
One guard has to stick around for some reason and they hate him but he ends up being a protag's assistant
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Post by: CHONGS on September 11, 2018, 08:39:23 PM
One guard has to stick around for some reason and they hate him but he ends up being a protag's assistant
Yep he's a good guy and concerned and waits just a bit too to leave. 

Played by Bob Odenkirk.
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Post by: Kat Kid on September 12, 2018, 08:32:27 AM
During the first night (either after the announcement but before the guards leave) or the first night they are alone, there is a prison party/riot and the Run The Jewels 2 song with Zach De La Rocha is blasting over the montage.
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Post by: ChiComCat on September 12, 2018, 08:50:15 AM
I think there needs to be something in the prison that keeps the convicts from trying to just straight up escape.  Maybe a gang boss killer locked in solitary that they're trying to get out or something.
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Post by: Kat Kid on September 12, 2018, 09:23:11 AM
I think there needs to be something in the prison that keeps the convicts from trying to just straight up escape.  Maybe a gang boss killer locked in solitary that they're trying to get out or something.

The storm? Flood waters?
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Post by: _33 on September 12, 2018, 09:27:29 AM
Then at the end of the movie it turns out that it was all just a dream that Donald Glover had while he was high on pot but then he is arrested when he wakes up for being high on pot and on the way to the prison in the prisoner van/bus it starts to rain and then he hears over the radio that a hurricane is fast approaching and then the camera pans to his face and he looks shocked and then the screen cuts to black the end.  Wow.
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Post by: DQ12 on September 12, 2018, 09:30:54 AM
This has a bit of a Deathrace feel to it. 
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Post by: pissclams on September 12, 2018, 09:40:02 AM
barge gas

there's a hurricane set to hit a supermax prison.  professor nelson, played by jack black, designs a plan to put the supermax prison on a huge barge into the ocean and drive it out of the way of the hurricane.  no one believes him that it will work so he summons his mentor, who is very well respected, his mentor is played by gary oldman.  gary oldman convinces the goverment it's a good idea.  denzel washington is the barge driver.  the barge runs out of gas right before escaping the hurricane.  clint black plays his ship hand who falls off of the barge and dies.   diane lane flies a helicopter refueling vessel to the barge and loads it up with gas right before the hurricane hits the supermax.  the prisoners all live and rejoice. 

plot twist- diane lane has been compromised.  her lover is an inmate in the supermax, his prison name is Violin and he's played by McConaughey.  the gas she gave denzel actually isn't gas but actually a powerful explosive liquid that blows up and pushes the hurricane back at the prison and the supermax into the ocean.  the supermax sinks with everyone inside of it.

diane lane's helicopter blows up too. but she already jumped out and is wearing her aqua lung.  she has a spare aqua lung for violin.  as she and Violin are swimming away, denzel sees them and uses his rope on his barge to tie them up and capture them.
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Post by: DQ12 on September 12, 2018, 09:43:26 AM
What if instead of a hurricane it's a volcano?
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Post by: ChiComCat on September 12, 2018, 09:49:18 AM
I think there needs to be something in the prison that keeps the convicts from trying to just straight up escape.  Maybe a gang boss killer locked in solitary that they're trying to get out or something.

The storm? Flood waters?

It could be but is there some reason why they feel safer from those things inside the prison than outside of it where they also could loot/have their freedom?  I think that once the guards leave, the prisoners would be out of there in about 2 hours.
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Post by: star seed 7 on September 12, 2018, 09:49:38 AM
That barge movie sounds like lost season 4
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Post by: pissclams on September 12, 2018, 09:51:59 AM
i'm going to submit barge gas to project greenlight
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Post by: ChiComCat on September 12, 2018, 10:12:21 AM
Then at the end of the movie it turns out that it was all just a dream that Donald Glover had while he was high on pot but then he is arrested when he wakes up for being high on pot and on the way to the prison in the prisoner van/bus it starts to rain and then he hears over the radio that a hurricane is fast approaching and then the camera pans to his face and he looks shocked and then the screen cuts to black the end.  Wow.

Make this movie and take my money
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Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 12, 2018, 12:19:50 PM
here's another idea- it's a movie about a band of adventurous kids who take on the might of a property developing company which plans to destroy their home to build a country club. When the children discover an old pirate map in the attic, they follow it into an underground cavern in search of lost treasure but come up against plenty of dangerous obstacles along the way.
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Post by: Kat Kid on September 12, 2018, 12:35:06 PM
Then at the end of the movie it turns out that it was all just a dream that Donald Glover had while he was high on pot but then he is arrested when he wakes up for being high on pot and on the way to the prison in the prisoner van/bus it starts to rain and then he hears over the radio that a hurricane is fast approaching and then the camera pans to his face and he looks shocked and then the screen cuts to black the end.  Wow.

M. Night Shamalama WOW!
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Post by: Kat Kid on September 12, 2018, 12:47:20 PM
here's another idea- it's a movie about a band of adventurous kids who take on the might of a property developing company which plans to destroy their home to build a country club. When the children discover an old pirate map in the attic, they follow it into an underground cavern in search of lost treasure but come up against plenty of dangerous obstacles along the way.

That movie 100% gets made.  The 2nd movie is starts as a bit of a bummer, as the golf course gets made but it adds some new characters to the mix.  It begins as a love story between an up and coming youngster caddy who just knocked up his girlfriend and needs to win the club tournament to get his college scholarship.  He is very conscious of his working class roots in the high flying arena of the country club, but he overcomes many obstacles with the help of his mentor, a zen master trust fund burnout.  There are also some zany minor characters like a new money rich Jewish person member at the WASPy old money ruling class country club and the pot smoking greenskeeper.
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Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 12, 2018, 01:01:55 PM
here's another idea- it's a movie about a band of adventurous kids who take on the might of a property developing company which plans to destroy their home to build a country club. When the children discover an old pirate map in the attic, they follow it into an underground cavern in search of lost treasure but come up against plenty of dangerous obstacles along the way.

That movie 100% gets made.  The 2nd movie is starts as a bit of a bummer, as the golf course gets made but it adds some new characters to the mix.  It begins as a love story between an up and coming youngster caddy who just knocked up his girlfriend and needs to win the club tournament to get his college scholarship.  He is very conscious of his working class roots in the high flying arena of the country club, but he overcomes many obstacles with the help of his mentor, a zen master trust fund burnout.  There are also some zany minor characters like a new money rich Jewish person member at the WASPy old money ruling class country club and the pot smoking greenskeeper.

that's a perfect follow up and would do well. here's my suggestion for the third and last installment for this trilogy. the golfer from the second movie ends up becoming a famous golfer. he's good but kind of a jerk. there is a second main character who is younger and doesn't have everything together. all this second character ever wanted is to be a professional hockey player. But he soon discovers he may actually have a talent for playing an entirely different sport: golf. When his grandmother learns she is about to lose her home, he joins a golf tournament to try and win enough money to buy it for her. With his powerful driving skills and foulmouthed attitude, he becomes an unlikely golf hero -- much to the chagrin of the well-mannered golf professionals.
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Post by: star seed 7 on September 12, 2018, 01:06:09 PM
Seems like movie 2 could use some sort of animal antagonist for the pot smoking grounds keeper
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Post by: pissclams on September 12, 2018, 01:07:23 PM
then the golfer designs the barge in the movie barge gas but is ultimately killed by diane lane
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Post by: ChiComCat on September 12, 2018, 01:27:35 PM
How about a sequel to Zootopia?
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Post by: DQ12 on September 12, 2018, 01:38:19 PM
inglorious basterds but the civil war
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Post by: chum1 on September 12, 2018, 01:47:06 PM
There's no way in hell a helicopter could carry enough gas to refuel a barge.  :rolleyes:
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Post by: 8manpick on September 12, 2018, 01:47:41 PM
inglorious basterds but the civil war

Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Rebel scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y'all will git me one hundred Rebel scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Rebels. Or you will die tryin'.
 :ridinghorse: :ridinghorse: :ridinghorse:
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Post by: ChiComCat on September 12, 2018, 02:09:03 PM
Dig Doug: The Movie

It's like the game dig dug but with the animated character Doug.  Under 90 minutes because it's mostly a kids movie.
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Post by: mocat on September 12, 2018, 02:17:21 PM
inglorious basterds but the civil war

Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Rebel scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y'all will git me one hundred Rebel scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Rebels. Or you will die tryin'.
 :ridinghorse: :ridinghorse: :ridinghorse:

imagine brad pitt etching the stars and bars onto a southern colonel's forehead
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Post by: pissclams on September 12, 2018, 02:43:44 PM
There's no way in hell a helicopter could carry enough gas to refuel a barge.  :rolleyes:

"barge gas- the documentary" explores the advancements made in micro-gas technology and how helicopters can carry more fuel for barges than ever before
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Post by: pissclams on September 12, 2018, 02:46:41 PM
"behind barge gas"  would be available as a special edition dvd that comes with "barge gas - the documentary" and it is filled with deleted scenes, bloopers (there's a good one where denzel washington slips while trying to rope diane lane and hits his shin on a seal corpse) and commentary from the director and many actors
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Post by: 8manpick on September 12, 2018, 03:06:44 PM
Barge Gas Can’t Float Steel Prisons - barge gas truther doc
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Post by: pissclams on September 12, 2018, 03:22:37 PM
r/bargegas
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Post by: DQ12 on September 12, 2018, 03:49:15 PM
i knew this whole movie was just a puff piece for big micro gas.  i won't be a party to this propaganda bullshit.
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Post by: CHONGS on September 12, 2018, 05:12:58 PM
Gremlins 3 : Gizmo Gets Real
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Post by: OK_Cat on September 12, 2018, 07:34:29 PM
Before he dies, Hitler has some of his sperm cryogenically frozen so that at some point his offspring can start doing Hitler things again.

Fast forward to the late 90’s, and Hitler’s sperm is used to make a baby to a single mom in the ‘burbs in a boring place, like Ohio or Indiana or something.

This kid grows up to be a huge dorkstore, played by Michael Cera. He finds out that he’s Hitler’s son thanks to a nerdy fat friend (actor TBD) and thinks it’s his destiny to rule the world and finish what his dad started.

Thing is, he’s a huge nerd and can’t even get a girlfriend.


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Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on September 12, 2018, 08:51:21 PM
here's another idea- it's a movie about a band of adventurous kids who take on the might of a property developing company which plans to destroy their home to build a country club. When the children discover an old pirate map in the attic, they follow it into an underground cavern in search of lost treasure but come up against plenty of dangerous obstacles along the way.

That movie 100% gets made.  The 2nd movie is starts as a bit of a bummer, as the golf course gets made but it adds some new characters to the mix.  It begins as a love story between an up and coming youngster caddy who just knocked up his girlfriend and needs to win the club tournament to get his college scholarship.  He is very conscious of his working class roots in the high flying arena of the country club, but he overcomes many obstacles with the help of his mentor, a zen master trust fund burnout.  There are also some zany minor characters like a new money rich Jewish person member at the WASPy old money ruling class country club and the pot smoking greenskeeper.

that's a perfect follow up and would do well. here's my suggestion for the third and last installment for this trilogy. the golfer from the second movie ends up becoming a famous golfer. he's good but kind of a jerk. there is a second main character who is younger and doesn't have everything together. all this second character ever wanted is to be a professional hockey player. But he soon discovers he may actually have a talent for playing an entirely different sport: golf. When his grandmother learns she is about to lose her home, he joins a golf tournament to try and win enough money to buy it for her. With his powerful driving skills and foulmouthed attitude, he becomes an unlikely golf hero -- much to the chagrin of the well-mannered golf professionals.

After a few years dominating the pro tour and winning every major event, our protagonist loses his father, becomes restless, and in his grief decides to retire from professional golf to try his hand at baseball. Meanwhile, on a far away alien planet the owner of an amusement park decides he needs some new attractions to draw customers, so he sends his underlings to capture the looney tunes and bring them back to moron mountain. When the aliens arrive to apprehend the looney tunes, the crafty bugs bunny tricks the aliens into making a wager of it, and challenged the aliens to a golf match. The aliens agree, but then use their bizarre powers to steal the talent from some of the top golf pros on the tour. Bugs, in desperation, goes to our hero turned minor league baseball player to emplore him to play in their tournament and save them from being prisoners of the moron mountain amusement park. Our hero reluctantly agrees, only to find this ragtag bunch of looney tunes haven't even swung a golf club before... So to save the looney tunes, he'll have his work cut out for him!
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Post by: Pete on September 12, 2018, 09:26:31 PM
Redo Smokey and the Bandit, but in the year 2200
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Post by: _33 on September 13, 2018, 08:23:24 AM
(https://preview.ibb.co/miTrup/Barge_Gas.jpg)
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Post by: ChiComCat on September 13, 2018, 08:24:52 AM
Well now I'm in on Barge Gas
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Post by: chum1 on September 13, 2018, 08:30:11 AM
Holy crap! Barge Gas is really going to happen! (Just need to fix that one plot hole.)
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Post by: DQ12 on September 13, 2018, 08:31:29 AM
 :lol:
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Post by: DaBigTrain on September 13, 2018, 09:20:28 AM
Wow :lol:
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Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on September 13, 2018, 09:21:45 AM
My god _33 incredible
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Post by: 8manpick on September 13, 2018, 09:23:14 AM
We need to get this thing an IMDB in production page
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Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on September 13, 2018, 09:27:30 AM
_33 do you IRL do the graphics for last week tonight or something like that? What I'm saying is if your work isn't viewed by a national audience it really should be.
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Post by: pissclams on September 13, 2018, 09:35:15 AM
holy crap :lol:
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Post by: mocat on September 13, 2018, 09:51:28 AM
amazing
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Post by: CHONGS on September 13, 2018, 09:53:32 AM
How should we split the tubs of money we're about to get?
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Post by: chum1 on September 13, 2018, 09:54:23 AM
My new life dream is to one day see Barge Gas on the big screen!
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Post by: DQ12 on September 13, 2018, 10:29:46 AM
are there sequels planned?
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Post by: pissclams on September 13, 2018, 10:55:21 AM
i think hollywood is trying to sign Violin into doing a prequel that goes into his life before prison
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Post by: chum1 on September 13, 2018, 12:21:26 PM
IDEA: Violin is introduced in a massive action packed scene, including like 25 jet-skis or whatever, and maybe harpoons or whatever, and Violin has a tear shaped tattoo under his eye, and he's fighting lots of dudes and kicking their asses. Then, after Violin has kicked lots and lots of ass, the camera zooms in super close on his face and you see that the tattoo is not actually a tear, but a VIOLIN!
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Post by: Kat Kid on September 13, 2018, 12:28:07 PM
33

 :lol:
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Post by: CHONGS on September 13, 2018, 12:51:09 PM
Can the helicopter be an AI / transformer?
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Post by: steve dave on September 13, 2018, 06:04:46 PM
Holy crap Barge Gas 33


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Post by: IPA4Me on September 13, 2018, 06:14:10 PM
_33 is my favorite poster (maker)
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Post by: Pete on September 13, 2018, 06:51:38 PM
QUESTION:  If Netflix green lights this thing, do you take it?  Or do you wait for a silver screen deal with major production company?
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Post by: steve dave on September 13, 2018, 07:30:19 PM
Clams and 33 should team up on tons of flicks


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Post by: DQ12 on February 26, 2021, 01:09:22 PM
Gremlins 3 : Gizmo Gets Real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKX9fGvF63E
 :surprised:
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Post by: CHONGS on February 26, 2021, 01:44:48 PM
How about Smokey and Bandit, but set in the future and in space?

The infamous Star Bandit and his robot pal Cleetron 3000 get hired by the notorious Neptune Gang to smuggle in some space-beer from the snowy covered top of Olympus Mons ("Best Beer in the System baby), but of course it's illegal to bring goods like that across the asteroid belt. Of course on his way he accidentally downloads the runaway iCarrie who was a companion AI created for (and abused by) Space Sheriff Blackhole Justice. Can an AI and a Bandit fall in love?  Can they escape  Justice?  Can they win the race across the Solar System to the icy moons of Neptune?
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Post by: Gooch on February 26, 2021, 02:38:32 PM
Burt Reynolds is rolling in his grave.
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Post by: michigancat on February 26, 2021, 02:41:17 PM
How about Smokey and Bandit, but set in the future and in space?

The infamous Star Bandit and his robot pal Cleetron 3000 get hired by the notorious Neptune Gang to smuggle in some space-beer from the snowy covered top of Olympus Mons ("Best Beer in the System baby), but of course it's illegal to bring goods like that across the asteroid belt. Of course on his way he accidentally downloads the runaway iCarrie who was a companion AI created for (and abused by) Space Sheriff Blackhole Justice. Can an AI and a Bandit fall in love?  Can they escape  Justice?  Can they win the race across the Solar System to the icy moons of Neptune?

just do the story of when Han Solo made that run in 12 parsecs or whatever and  you'll make billions
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Post by: star seed 7 on February 26, 2021, 02:53:14 PM
Wasn't that the movie "solo"?
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Post by: michigancat on February 26, 2021, 03:03:02 PM
Wasn't that the movie "solo"?

maybe!
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Post by: mocat on February 26, 2021, 04:43:11 PM
I thought mich was making fun of chings for coming up with a movie idea that is already a movie
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Post by: CHONGS on February 26, 2021, 05:43:17 PM
I thought mich was making fun of chings for coming up with a movie idea that is already a movie
It's not a movie yet.
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Post by: star seed 7 on February 26, 2021, 07:39:46 PM
I thought mich was making fun of chings for coming up with a movie idea that is already a movie

Oh, maybe, I was 50% sure I made that up in my head.
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Post by: DreamWeaver69 on October 05, 2022, 05:59:33 PM
How would a current event, non chronological Forrest Gump movie look like today? I ask for non chronological, because the only scene replacement I have so far, is subbing Dr. Peppers with Kennedy, for Big Mac’s with Trump. 😍 I need more ideas!
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Post by: Brock Landers on October 05, 2022, 07:41:05 PM
Bro that's not what non chronological means.
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Post by: DreamWeaver69 on October 05, 2022, 07:46:59 PM
Bro that's not what non chronological means.
please explain. Very confused.
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Post by: DreamWeaver69 on October 05, 2022, 07:49:11 PM
Bro that's not what non chronological means.
It means from start to finish, during life
Events, right?