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Title: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 26, 2018, 05:50:20 PM
--I have been saying since last year that Nicholls State will beat KU. Even though it is an inevitability, it will still be hilarious.

--We will beat Iowa State in Ames yet again by less than seven points and it will make me LOL yet again because they are giant losers.

--Dana Dimel will win two games and Winston will have 20+ touchdowns.
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 26, 2018, 06:29:33 PM
Zuber gets a thousand yards this season
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: SteelCat on August 26, 2018, 07:03:58 PM
Our TE's will catch at least 5 passes this season!   :billdance:
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: 'taterblast on August 26, 2018, 07:12:05 PM
Our TE's will catch at least 5 passes this season!   :billdance:

that is not hilarious or wacky
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: 'taterblast on August 26, 2018, 07:12:30 PM
we will miss at least 4 PATs
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on August 26, 2018, 09:28:16 PM
We will have at least 4 delay of game penalties coming out of a called time out.
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: cfbandyman on August 26, 2018, 11:53:23 PM
--I have been saying since last year that Nicholls State will beat KU. Even though it is an inevitability, it will still be hilarious.

--We will beat Iowa State in Ames yet again by less than seven points and it will make me LOL yet again because they are giant losers.


--Dana Dimel will win two games and Winston will have 20+ touchdowns.

Really, I am just excited to see how they will do it this year. Each year they find a way. This time I bet Iowa State will score a TD to tie the game as time expires, go to kick the PAT, we block it and run it back for a game winning 2-point conversion.
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: KatKing54 on August 27, 2018, 08:37:00 AM
--Barnes over 1,000 yrds
--Delton will be the starter for the first game, but Thompson will have more starts this season
--The offense is explosive and looks nothing like the last 5 years
--The defense will be aggressive, rank in the top 3 for rushing and pass defense in the Big 12  :lynchmob:
--Win all games but lose in the Big 12 Championship to a 2 loss OU team OR lose to ISU and win against OU in the Championship
--KSU goes to the playoffs because the committee knows this is Snyder's last chance of making the playoffs.  :billdance:

Non KSU
--Texas is going to win 8 games and OU is going to be one of them
--Ohio State is distracted by Meyer and falls apart.  Media pressure and distractions will force Ohio State to fire Meyer.  :flush:
--LSU fires Orgeron before the end of the season because they still don't have a QB/Offense.  Why is it so difficult for them to recruit/develop a QB?
--PAK 12 is left out of the playoffs again.

 :ksu: Going to win them all!  :emawkid:


Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: ChiComCat on August 27, 2018, 08:48:57 AM
Beatty is fired in September
This is Holgerson's last year at WVU
Oklahoma doesn't reach double digit wins
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: Katpappy on August 27, 2018, 09:17:17 AM
West Virginia wants' out of the Big XII, after getting beat by Iowa State and Kansas.  TCU agrees.
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: purplehaze on August 27, 2018, 11:25:36 AM
-Delton starts every game, has 1000yd rushing/2000yd passing, 15rush TD/15pass TD 1st team XII
-We finish tied for #1 in the XII reg season 9-3 (7-2)
-Duke Shelly is a 1st team AA, 6 interceptions
-Venebles becomes HCIW, announced after winning Fiesta Bowl

 :Purple Koolaid:

Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: WildcatNation on August 27, 2018, 11:44:53 AM
-Delton starts every game, has 1000yd rushing/2000yd passing, 15rush TD/15pass TD 1st team XII
-We finish tied for #1 in the XII reg season 9-3 (7-2)
-Duke Shelly is a 1st team AA, 6 interceptions
-Venebles becomes HCIW, announced after winning Fiesta Bowl

 :Purple Koolaid:

This would probably get him to the Heisman ceremony
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: DQ12 on August 27, 2018, 11:48:27 AM
I bet we try to run a trick play where we have both Thompson and Delton on the field and it goes horribly a la miami '12.
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: DaBigTrain on August 27, 2018, 12:00:52 PM
Flea flicker for an 80 yard TD
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: purplehaze on August 27, 2018, 03:24:06 PM
-Delton starts every game, has 1000yd rushing/2000yd passing, 15rush TD/15pass TD 1st team XII
-We finish tied for #1 in the XII reg season 9-3 (7-2)
-Duke Shelly is a 1st team AA, 6 interceptions
-Venebles becomes HCIW, announced after winning Fiesta Bowl

 :Purple Koolaid:

This would probably get him to the Heisman ceremony

CK7 was 2600yd 16TD passing, 920yd 23TD rushing... so maybe, if go 10-2 or better
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on August 27, 2018, 05:24:54 PM
Cats
Same passing and QB frustrations
Same mediocre o-line that is supposed to be great
Same stupid gameday coaching decisions
Same "bend don't break", but still break defense
Same stories on "mistake free team that doesn't beat themselves"
Same 7-8 win season
Same boring Bowl Game
Same speculation on Snyder's retirement
Same debate on Sean for HCIW
Same troll that Venables is considering the job
Same rationalizations for shitty recruiting

Non Cats
OU wins the league again
Alabama wins the Natty again

It's all become just so tedious.
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: pissclams on August 27, 2018, 05:36:25 PM
hey did you hear that k state has new offensive and defensive coordinators?
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: DaBigTrain on August 27, 2018, 07:14:05 PM
 :Wha:
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: KST8FAN on August 27, 2018, 08:03:06 PM
We will rotate QBs based on down and distance,.but the throwing QB will run, and the running QB will throw.


Tom

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Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: Pete on August 27, 2018, 08:36:54 PM
We will have two quarterbacks in the concussion protocol at one time.
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 27, 2018, 10:46:56 PM
Cats
Same passing and QB frustrations
Same mediocre o-line that is supposed to be great
Same stupid gameday coaching decisions
Same "bend don't break", but still break defense
Same stories on "mistake free team that doesn't beat themselves"
Same 7-8 win season
Same boring Bowl Game
Same speculation on Snyder's retirement
Same debate on Sean for HCIW
Same troll that Venables is considering the job
Same rationalizations for shitty recruiting

Non Cats
OU wins the league again
Alabama wins the Natty again

It's all become just so tedious.
What a whiny/bitchy post. Woof!
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: bshea85 on August 28, 2018, 10:21:25 AM
We'll be down in the 4th against SDAK and eek out a win at 0:00 to win the game by 2 points.  The final drive will be riddled with holding calls and delay of games and be a real hair-puller.  Immediately we'll come on to the forum and call for Snyder's resignation or wonder what the hell the coordinators are doing.
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: EMADUB on August 28, 2018, 11:04:59 AM
[youtube]https://youtu.be/BHTQS_k4XiQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: I_have_purplewood on August 28, 2018, 09:43:47 PM
Our Field Goal kicker becomes the best % kicker (field goal wise) than Autimatica.....And our punter becomes more popular than what ever that guys name was that set the record... :billdance: (ftp://:billdance:)
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on August 29, 2018, 07:45:36 AM
Cats
Same passing and QB frustrations
Same mediocre o-line that is supposed to be great
Same stupid gameday coaching decisions
Same "bend don't break", but still break defense
Same stories on "mistake free team that doesn't beat themselves"
Same 7-8 win season
Same boring Bowl Game
Same speculation on Snyder's retirement
Same debate on Sean for HCIW
Same troll that Venables is considering the job
Same rationalizations for shitty recruiting

Non Cats
OU wins the league again
Alabama wins the Natty again

It's all become just so tedious.
Non of this is neither funny or wacky. take it to the depressive/pessimist thread.
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: manpow5 on August 29, 2018, 10:03:33 AM
- KU loses every game
- KSU makes the playoffs
- Snyder coaches 2 games from the booth
- Klein puts on pads and has a competition with Delton and Thompson in practice and it's all on some kstate sports twitter video.
- 2 punts for TD's, 3 Kick offs for TD's
- New Uni combo
- we run 1 wishbone play
- ISU gives up a 41-0 lead against the cats and we ein by 1 on a last second field goal from 50 yards out.
- Barnes wins multiple awards and is an AA.
- Willie does a lot of push ups
- we beat Ole Miss by 24
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: treysolid on August 29, 2018, 04:42:32 PM
i'm just excited to see our dynamo kats run, pass, catch, block, and tackle

ya know?
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: Yard Dog on August 30, 2018, 09:19:40 AM
Kstate's kicker's size will be mentioned in EVERY GAME WE PLAY. It will be the ultimate litmus test to see if a commentator has been at one of our games before / followed the cats or not. "Holy cow, did they sneak a kid on the field?" will be the oldest joke we have ever heard around Thanksgiving time.
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: I_have_purplewood on September 03, 2018, 07:05:19 AM
 :lol: :lol: (ftp://:lol: :lol:)
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 08, 2018, 01:22:30 PM
I would like to amend my original post after watching @+ quarters of this Mississippi State shitshow to include these two things that are wacky only because they haven't happened forever but undoubtedly will this year:

1. This will be the first team in 10 years to lose to Iowa State.
2. Draft streak goes kaput.
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: bshea85 on September 08, 2018, 03:01:09 PM
I would like to amend my original post after watching @+ quarters of this Mississippi State shitshow to include these two things that are wacky only because they haven't happened forever but undoubtedly will this year:

1. This will be the first team in 10 years to lose to Iowa State.
2. Draft streak goes kaput.

Eh, as long as Risner eats his steak and potatoes and does lots of bench presses, he'll make it in.
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on September 08, 2018, 03:39:39 PM
Cats
Same passing and QB frustrations
Same mediocre o-line that is supposed to be great
Same stupid gameday coaching decisions
Same "bend don't break", but still break defense
Same stories on "mistake free team that doesn't beat themselves"
Same 7-8 win season
Same boring Bowl Game
Same speculation on Snyder's retirement
Same debate on Sean for HCIW
Same troll that Venables is considering the job
Same rationalizations for shitty recruiting

Non Cats
OU wins the league again
Alabama wins the Natty again

It's all become just so tedious.

I'll amend this to 5-7 wins, but everything else is spot on.
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on September 22, 2018, 07:33:25 PM
Cats
Same passing and QB frustrations
Same mediocre o-line that is supposed to be great
Same stupid gameday coaching decisions
Same "bend don't break", but still break defense
Same stories on "mistake free team that doesn't beat themselves"
Same 7-8 win season
Same boring Bowl Game
Same speculation on Snyder's retirement
Same debate on Sean for HCIW
Same troll that Venables is considering the job
Same rationalizations for shitty recruiting

Non Cats
OU wins the league again
Alabama wins the Natty again

It's all become just so tedious.

I'll amend this to 5-7 wins, but everything else is spot on.


Revising again to 3-5 wins.   :flush:
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 22, 2018, 09:34:15 PM
Well Wazzu ran some wacky formations against Wyoming a few weeks ago, so this season’s not a total wash.

Also, #13 Virginia Tech gave up 49 at Old Dominion today and lost by two touchdowns to the Monarchs. That’s definitely bonkers.
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 06, 2018, 03:45:08 PM
Baylor's kicker bonked a field goal off the right upright, which then bounced on the stanchion and in. His next kick was an extra point that also bounced off the right upright. Swear to G, our games have had more kicks doink off of uprights than any other season I can remember.
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: BackPayne on October 06, 2018, 04:26:53 PM
Do you remember Joe Rheem?  He had more extra point drinks than I had ever seen.
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: bucket on October 06, 2018, 04:34:35 PM
What's an extra point drink?
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: BackPayne on October 06, 2018, 04:40:20 PM
What's an extra point drink?


crap. Extra point doinks.   Damn autocorrect.
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: pvegs on October 06, 2018, 07:43:00 PM
Baylor's kicker bonked a field goal off the right upright, which then bounced on the stanchion and in. His next kick was an extra point that also bounced off the right upright. Swear to G, our games have had more kicks doink off of uprights than any other season I can remember.

the amount of hijinks on fg/exps for our opponents/us has been very entertaining this year
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 06, 2018, 09:33:43 PM
Kentucky takes aTm to overtime. Kentucky's first attempt at a field goal was a 43 yarder. Somehow, Kentucky's kicker didn't have the distance. Doinked off the cross bar. #DoinkCity2K18
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on October 14, 2018, 09:09:05 AM
Rutgers QB stat line from yesterday

2comp 16att 8yards 4int 0td

 :Yuck: :shy: :lol:
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on October 14, 2018, 09:10:18 AM
The backup was

0/1 with 1 int  :ROFL:
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 21, 2018, 08:18:14 AM
Holy crap!
https://mobile.twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1053864831412068352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1053864831412068352&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fs9e.github.io%2Fiframe%2Ftwitter.min.html%231053864831412068352
Title: Re: Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season
Post by: MakeItRain on October 21, 2018, 09:05:32 AM
Dear God. Can you imagine life as an ODU fan? Highest of highs and the absolute depths of the lows.