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Title: College rager thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 01, 2018, 08:36:37 AM
I'll just give a little taste for now. Young Wacky helped put lipstick on a passed out Josh Freeman who was laying on a pool table at some frat by the park and aggieville. That passed out Josh Freeman later made the game winning run against Oklahoma St. the next day in a game. What a fantastic POS.  :love:
Title: Re: College rager thread
Post by: meow meow on May 01, 2018, 08:54:54 AM
cigarettes!  :angry:
Title: Re: College rager thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 01, 2018, 08:56:54 AM
 :lol:

Am I the only person who finds it weird that professional athletes crush beers and heaters and still play in tip top shape? I just figure they're super clean.
Title: Re: College rager thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 01, 2018, 08:59:07 AM
One time in college, we were getting ready to leave for a party and I was sitting in the car and had one leg out. Anyways, this high bitch was so mumped up she started backing up her car and didn't see us in front of her and she pinned my leg with the car door as she hit it. She kept pushing the gas peddle too like she didn't realize she hit a car/door/human leg. Cops got on the scene and let her go because they wanted to eff her.  :frown:
Title: Re: College rager thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 01, 2018, 09:00:46 AM
I still can't believe my leg never broke from that.
Title: Re: College rager thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 01, 2018, 09:01:31 AM
I took twins home one time. They were 5 years older than me. That was interesting. Just wanted to #fanningbrag real quick.
Title: Re: College rager thread
Post by: 8manpick on May 01, 2018, 09:02:13 AM
:lol:

Am I the only person who finds it weird that professional athletes crush beers and heaters and still play in tip top shape? I just figure they're super clean.
Pro-tip: they aren't
Title: Re: College rager thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 01, 2018, 09:04:38 AM
Yeah, hearing Josh Gordons story was insane.
Title: Re: College rager thread
Post by: GregKSU1027 on May 14, 2018, 11:47:34 PM
This is the Wacky’s world equivalent of Signs of getting old thread.


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Title: Re: College rager thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 15, 2018, 01:02:58 PM
I had some pretty high hopes...
Title: Re: College rager thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 15, 2018, 01:04:41 PM
I think I've shared every living story of my life on this blog.
Title: Re: College rager thread
Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 08, 2018, 10:43:32 AM
Went to ride the dryers in the laundromat across the street from Shotz (sp?). Stripped down to my undies, rode the dryers, got pulled out of said dryers by a cop. Got let go with a warning because even when pak’d and in my chonies, SB is still very very charming.
Title: Re: College rager thread
Post by: ChiCat on June 11, 2018, 10:00:28 AM
Went to ride the dryers in the laundromat across the street from Shotz (sp?). Stripped down to my undies, rode the dryers, got pulled out of said dryers by a cop. Got let go with a warning because even when pak’d and in my chonies, SB is still very very charming.

I'm not familiar with "ride the dryers."  You get in the dryers in your underwear?
Title: Re: College rager thread
Post by: puniraptor on June 11, 2018, 05:47:50 PM
the universe diverged at that point and there is another universe right now where skeebs was found dead and dessicated by the police in a laundromat dryer
Title: Re: College rager thread
Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 11, 2018, 09:24:48 PM
Went to ride the dryers in the laundromat across the street from Shotz (sp?). Stripped down to my undies, rode the dryers, got pulled out of said dryers by a cop. Got let go with a warning because even when pak’d and in my chonies, SB is still very very charming.

I'm not familiar with "ride the dryers."  You get in the dryers in your underwear?


Yeah basically. You pak, you climb in a dryer, your bud presses the button to start it, and you spin around for like 10-15 seconds before it gets wicked hot and they open the door. You climb out and you’re all dizzy and everybody has a good lol.