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Title: Hipster Joints
Post by: Phil Titola on April 15, 2018, 02:41:21 PM
Rants, how to identify them, their customers, etc.......

Get after it Wacks!
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 15, 2018, 02:43:20 PM
Wherever Phil and Mocat likes /thread.
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Phil Titola on April 15, 2018, 02:43:29 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdutchgrub.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F04%2Ftap-water-amsterdam-restaurant.jpg&hash=dfd95f1ca5e0b6337be47ba51e681ff69b4e4380)
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Phil Titola on April 15, 2018, 02:44:46 PM
Wherever Phil and Mocat likes /thread.

Hipster ponaks!  Hipster Quaff!
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 15, 2018, 02:44:58 PM
Jesus Christ, is that q39?
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: michigancat on April 15, 2018, 02:46:26 PM
Hipsters LOVE water from old wine bottles
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 15, 2018, 02:46:33 PM
Wherever Phil and Mocat likes /thread.

Hipster ponaks!  Hipster Quaff!
the quaff is the most ironic place for you guys to attend. Like you're doing it a favor that you're there. Very classic.
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 15, 2018, 02:47:19 PM
Hipsters LOVE water from old wine bottles
Hipsters from Oakland get it! :cheers:
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 15, 2018, 02:53:35 PM
Just leave the quaff to the boot strippers already
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Phil Titola on April 15, 2018, 02:55:37 PM
Jesus Christ, is that q39?

BTW the origin of Q39 being called hipster

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=27915.msg1795467#msg1795467

Good ole buddy Phil.
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: michigancat on April 15, 2018, 02:55:39 PM
Just leave the quaff to the boot strippers already
Boot strippers?
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Phil Titola on April 15, 2018, 02:56:14 PM
Just leave the quaff to the boot strippers already

I'd like to know what that is.
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Spracne on April 15, 2018, 02:57:11 PM
Wait, that's what has been referred to as "old wine bottles"?

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Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: mocat on April 15, 2018, 02:59:44 PM
Hipsters LOVE water from old wine bottles

Oh man YES
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 15, 2018, 03:01:22 PM
Hipsters can't get enough of old wine bottles being served backyard water. They rough ridin' love it!
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Phil Titola on April 15, 2018, 03:02:27 PM
Can I get a ruling on these locations


Red Door Grill (Brookside location)
Zoo Bar
Brick
Il Lazzarone
Ignite
Hogshead
Granfalloon
Redrock Canyon
Burger Fi
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Phil Titola on April 15, 2018, 03:03:32 PM
Hipster beers? PBR was at one time I know but probably jumped the hipster shark
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: michigancat on April 15, 2018, 03:05:07 PM
Hipsters can't get enough of old wine bottles being served backyard water. They rough ridin' love it!
What are other key features you see at hipster establishments?

How about fries served in a tin cup or other separate tableware?

Name of the farm the hamburger came from?
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: michigancat on April 15, 2018, 03:06:17 PM
Hipster beers? PBR was at one time I know but probably jumped the hipster shark
Any beer not served in a pint glass is a hipster beer. Give me a break with your tulip glasses!
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 15, 2018, 03:06:55 PM
Hipster city! @michigancat has done more for my life on this board vs any foe and when I had a chance to buy him a beer in San Fran, what did he get? PBR! Love you, you son of a bitch!
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Phil Titola on April 15, 2018, 03:07:51 PM
is there a max age to be a hipster?  What do they graduate into?

If you aren't a hipster, what are you?

So many questions.
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: michigancat on April 15, 2018, 03:09:07 PM
is there a max age to be a hipster?  What do they graduate into?

If you aren't a hipster, what are you?

So many questions.
No max age, ad agency hipsters can be very old
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 15, 2018, 03:15:31 PM
Hipster check point:

Hate anything trendy
Hate your fam (obvs)
Anything next to a fiddle
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Phil Titola on April 15, 2018, 03:19:41 PM
Hipster check point:

Hate anything trendy
Hate your fam (obvs)
Anything next to a fiddle

but q39 is trendy....how is it hipster too?  I don't get the last two
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: kso_FAN on April 15, 2018, 03:25:34 PM
http://doughnutlounge.com/ is pretty hipster... But also fantastic.
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 15, 2018, 03:34:24 PM
Fighting your age group should be one too.
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Phil Titola on April 15, 2018, 03:37:29 PM
Fighting your age group should be one too.

like trying to act younger than you are?  That seems not hipster at all.
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Spracne on April 15, 2018, 03:37:37 PM
Wacky, please post a picture of the prototypical hipster in your mind.

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Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: kso_FAN on April 15, 2018, 03:42:32 PM
Hipster doesn't mean bad. IMO. Sometimes, but not always.
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 15, 2018, 03:43:23 PM
I don't know what Phil looks like, :angry: he passed on saying hi to me irl when he saw me. Chodecat wears shades. Ray bans that are his brothers.
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Phil Titola on April 15, 2018, 03:45:35 PM
I don't know what Phil looks like, :angry: he passed on saying hi to me irl when he saw me. Chodecat wears shades. Ray bans that are his brothers.

To be fair you were jumping into an uber and I didn't want to be a weirdo.

Somebody on here didn't say hi to me once (I was wearing a gE shirt) because they thought I looked mean.....hipsters don't look mean.
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 15, 2018, 03:57:06 PM
Hipsters are definitely passive aggressive. I'm just giving you a hard time because I'm Sunday funday'inh
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: star seed 7 on April 15, 2018, 03:57:52 PM
Phil was once pointed out to me while pregaming in the east lot of the bill and I decided not to say hi.
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: gatoveintisiete on April 15, 2018, 03:58:05 PM
I think of hipster guy as the dude that is hip to all the newest unique trends and as soon as they become mainstream he’s on to some new ones (and this is really important to him)
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: star seed 7 on April 15, 2018, 04:06:04 PM
Aggie station tried using those water bottles for a bit too, I always thought they were 360 vodka bottles tho instead of wine and it amused me they would use gross old vodka bottles.
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 15, 2018, 04:16:19 PM
Fighting your age group should be one too.

Like brawling only with people your age?  I think that’s lots of people not just hipsters
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Phil Titola on April 15, 2018, 04:16:44 PM
Phil was once pointed out to me while pregaming in the east lot of the bill and I decided not to say hi.

this is the first I've heard of this.  Was hamburglar involved in this?  I'm crushed.
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: mocat on April 15, 2018, 05:35:36 PM
I'm a chode!

Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: sys on April 15, 2018, 05:59:01 PM
How about fries served in a tin cup or other separate tableware?

(https://cdnimg.webstaurantstore.com/images/products/large/50033/277632.jpg)

i like the water in wine bottles.  very efficient.
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Phil Titola on April 15, 2018, 06:08:14 PM
Hipster event....kickball?
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: michigancat on April 15, 2018, 06:08:56 PM


How about fries served in a tin cup or other separate tableware?

(https://cdnimg.webstaurantstore.com/images/products/large/50033/277632.jpg)

Yes, the paper plus the extra container!
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on April 15, 2018, 06:12:00 PM
I thought hipster is the word people use because they can't say man of taste and distinction anymore
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: bucket on April 15, 2018, 06:14:35 PM
Is serving water in a carafe hipster?
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 15, 2018, 07:03:43 PM
I thought hipster is the word people use because they can't say man of taste and distinction anymore

For huge idiots this is true
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 15, 2018, 08:25:29 PM
Is serving water in a carafe hipster?

Drinking water at all is for hipsters
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Phil Titola on April 15, 2018, 08:41:39 PM
guys remember where you are...this is Wacky's "hipster" definition...not the world's.

keep up.
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on April 16, 2018, 09:33:52 AM
If they make their own kettle potato chips in house... Probs a 'ster joint
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: sonofdaxjones on April 16, 2018, 10:17:14 AM
I ate at Q39 once, sat at the bar, didn't seem very hipster . . . well, I guess I've never had the menu and what to order explained to me in that fashion at any other BBQ place I've ever been to, so, well hmmm . . .
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: mocat on April 16, 2018, 10:26:57 AM
http://doughnutlounge.com/ is pretty hipster... But also fantastic.

i went to watch my friend's band play there a couple times  :D
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: kso_FAN on April 16, 2018, 10:37:35 AM
http://doughnutlounge.com/ is pretty hipster... But also fantastic.

i went to watch my friend's band play there a couple times  :D

The Chicken Fried (chicken and waffles) is legit.
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: GregKSU1027 on April 16, 2018, 02:11:18 PM
Hipster beers? PBR was at one time I know but probably jumped the hipster shark
Nah it still is.
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Phil Titola on April 22, 2018, 10:05:35 AM
Farmhouse in River Market....more/less hipster to put your logo on said old wine bottle?

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DbWX13qXcAAcgq1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 22, 2018, 10:07:47 AM
we need a location for that hipster nonsense
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Phil Titola on April 22, 2018, 10:11:21 AM
we need a location for that hipster nonsense

updated with the deets.
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 22, 2018, 10:16:46 AM
canco that Farmhouse is not hipster but for olds who want to pretend they went to a hipster place
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Phil Titola on April 22, 2018, 10:24:10 AM
canco that Farmhouse is not hipster but for olds who want to pretend they went to a hipster place

this is wacky's world bub....that place is hipster in here.

water in wine bottle...check
farms they get their food from listed...check
specials on big chalkboard...check
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: mocat on April 22, 2018, 10:46:19 AM
In wacky's world corporate logos are hipstery
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 22, 2018, 12:43:18 PM
Farmhouse is really good, but the cook there also denied the way Mrs. Wacky wanted her egg prepared on her sandwich. That hipster douche wad can get bent. So can that hipster joint.
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: pissclams on April 22, 2018, 01:40:31 PM
I really think that breakfast places should be banned
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: star seed 7 on April 22, 2018, 03:29:57 PM
I really think that breakfast places should be banned

 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: pissclams on April 22, 2018, 04:09:51 PM
breakfast should only be made at home
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on April 22, 2018, 04:52:05 PM
breakfast should only be made at home

Never thought of it this way, but you are 100% correct
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: 'taterblast on April 22, 2018, 05:07:24 PM
adding logo def makes it less hipster
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: wetwillie on April 22, 2018, 06:02:01 PM
Someone’s never been to Ronnie’s in Lenexa
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Phil Titola on April 22, 2018, 09:29:04 PM
breakfast should only be made at home
Brunch us the best meal to start a nice day drinking day. Doing that at home would be awkward
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Phil Titola on April 22, 2018, 09:29:28 PM
Farmhouse is really good, but the cook there also denied the way Mrs. Wacky wanted her egg prepared on her sandwich. That hipster douche wad can get bent. So can that hipster joint.
They have new chef now
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: GregKSU1027 on April 23, 2018, 12:55:42 PM
I really think that breakfast places should be banned

 :sdeek:
:'bye cruel world:

That mean's no Chef.
Title: Re: Hipster Joints
Post by: Shooter Jones on April 23, 2018, 04:25:04 PM
I think that logo is just advertising for the new movie Blockers.