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Title: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: Kat Kid on February 25, 2018, 09:21:39 PM
Greetings fellow Millenial Youngsters!  I am Kat Kid, goEMAW's Youth Outreach Coordinator!

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We have received some feedback regarding our blog community.  I wanted to address the concerns, and reassure everyone:

WE HEAR YOU! 

We always want to find ways to improve and what better way than partnering with you, to make goEMAW your #1 K-State sports blog!

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One thing that we want to direct your attention to is our ksufans.com archive and search features.  We look at this blog as a community, but also like a written record of K-State fandom.  Much like the walls adorned with the scrawled likeness of a a buffalo and a lion in Lascaux cave, it can be jolting to descend in to the darkness of the bbs and to truly understand the art and form of things when your eyes have only seen the workings of things above ground.  So get out your spelunking tools and grab a miner’s helmet and get all up in dat ass! LOL!

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A second issue that we’ve noticed is that there are bad posters posting too much.

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Another issue that we have come across is that the good posters aren’t posting as much any more.  Not sure if this is related, but it should require some further study.

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Our recommendation for right now, is to read through your own posts and do a self-evaluation.  We will be collecting these self-evaluations and then doing a random sampling with our audit team to do some scoring to determine which quartile of posters you are in and then making individual recommendations.

We also reserve the right to “call out” shitty posters and use “dank memes” like “WHAT ARE THOSE?!” to discourage you from posting, to “OWN YOU” and “for the lulz”

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Lastly, I want to address the slow server or whatever. We have no rough ridin' idea how any of it works and are just as perplexed as you.

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Once again, WELCOME!  and GO EMAW!

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Sincerely,
Kat Kid
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: The Big Train on February 25, 2018, 09:36:21 PM
The slow server bit had me IRL LOL'ing  :thumbs:
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: The Big Train on February 25, 2018, 09:37:41 PM
ALSO, WELCOME NEW STUDENTS!
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: highway61 on February 25, 2018, 09:38:05 PM
Just so I am clear, the recommendation is to start this blog from the beginning and read it like a novel until I am all caught up with present day posts?
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: GregKSU1027 on February 25, 2018, 09:40:02 PM
Lolwut

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Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: The Big Train on February 25, 2018, 09:43:55 PM
Just so I am clear, the recommendation is to start this blog from the beginning and read it like a novel until I am all caught up with present day posts?

Seems so, we are full up until about March 2020.
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: puniraptor on February 25, 2018, 10:00:07 PM
my company has an unpaid internship available for a fresh and eager data archaeologist undergrad to recover, restore, and preserve all my hilarious and value-adding 'shops and 'paints that were lost in the great photobucket betrayal of 20XX



Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: star seed 7 on February 25, 2018, 10:00:38 PM
I'm not looking forward to the self evaluation  :ohno:
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: gatoveintisiet on February 25, 2018, 10:11:10 PM
Please don’t go to the archives new guys, we already have too many unoriginal copycats, blaze your own trail and bring refreshing new value - carpe diem
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: wetwillie on February 25, 2018, 10:15:20 PM
Please don’t go to the archives new guys, we already have too many unoriginal copycats, blaze your own trail and bring refreshing new value - carpe diem

Good post
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: gatoveintisiet on February 25, 2018, 10:20:19 PM
If somebody makes some reference to something you don’t know about, ignore the eff out of it, make up your own terms that he doesn’t know about (and know deep inside it’s bothering them that they don’t know what you are talking about, if I see this happening I will act like I know what you mean and throw in a  :lol:).  Proceed as if you are the new guy in prison, never show weakness! 
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: puniraptor on February 25, 2018, 10:24:10 PM
also, challenge people to fights constantly and if you ever learn any real life personal details about someone, make sure to use these to attack them at the slightest provocation
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: GregKSU1027 on February 25, 2018, 10:26:29 PM
also, challenge people to fights constantly and if you ever learn any real life personal details about someone, make sure to use these to attack them at the slightest provocation
1v1 me tomorrow night

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Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: puniraptor on February 25, 2018, 10:28:35 PM
also when your toxic attacks become so tedious that basically everyone ignores you, make sure to come back and start an apology thread to spill your guts in to recapture some of the lost attention.

Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on February 25, 2018, 10:31:41 PM
Also, use of hashtags are encouraged!
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: gatoveintisiet on February 25, 2018, 10:35:08 PM
Some of the posters you will be dealing with are really old, like old enough to be your Dad.  If they have moderator in their avatar they are probably really old, these dudes voices had changed when Stan Parrish was our football coach.  Most of us younger dudes just ignore them.
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: gatoveintisiet on February 25, 2018, 10:41:07 PM
You do jag, only betas gaf what somebody else thinks
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: Kat Kid on February 25, 2018, 11:30:11 PM
goEMAW is the great American novel.  Some will read it cover to cover, some will read SparkNotes, some will pretend they've read it to impress other people.
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: manpow5 on February 26, 2018, 01:50:03 AM
A poster named Spracne will posy on the board from time to time, take his comments to heart. He is by far the most important poster at gE and is what truely keeps this board flowing with new content.

Secondly, oscar Weber is a saint sent by God himself to deliver K-State basketball to the promised land so make sure when anyone says something negative about him that you try to fight them and stand up for Oscar like the true K-Stater you are!

Also, speaking of good posters not posting... is CC dead? I enjoy when he posts... typically the AD's office is lighting a dumpster fire or we are building something new when he posts. East side facade coming any time soon? South side maybe?


#tuckingyourshirtiniscool  :gocho:
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: 0.42 on February 26, 2018, 09:21:51 AM
please switch to Netscape Navigator for the optimal bbs'n experience
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: yoga-like_abana on February 26, 2018, 09:44:53 AM
Guys I’m afraid I’m too old now.. sister in law brought her bf back from Colorado.. very nice guy but he used the word dank like 5 times and not referencing marijuana. He was talking about things like arrows coffee and what not. But when dank came out of his mouth it was just weird like someone saying eff in church. He’s probably 4-5 years younger than me.. have I lost it?? Or is dank just a stupid ass word


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Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: yoga-like_abana on February 26, 2018, 09:46:28 AM
I’ve said it aloud a few times and I can make it sound cool obvi but still I don’t like the word


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Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: star seed 7 on February 26, 2018, 09:49:28 AM
It's stupid but you're also really old
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: 0.42 on February 26, 2018, 09:53:10 AM
today's kids are gonna find legends of the hidden temple just as dry and uninteresting as the average 1940's black and white movie
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: yoga-like_abana on February 26, 2018, 09:54:02 AM
It's stupid but you're also really old
I kinda figured.. I wanted to say something but he helped me put a new radiator in one of my vehicles so I let it slide


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Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: DQ12 on February 26, 2018, 10:13:06 AM
I have that same thing with "dope."
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: steve dave on February 26, 2018, 10:19:49 AM
we really need the gen z steve dave.
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: hatingfrancisco on February 26, 2018, 10:28:55 AM
get hype.
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 26, 2018, 10:29:40 AM
Follow my lead, youngsters.
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: kso_FAN on February 26, 2018, 10:38:28 AM
MgEGA
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: OK_Cat on February 26, 2018, 11:22:26 AM
This next generation doesn’t have the cajones (Mexican for balls) to enrage entire fan bases and get news media/school presidents involved.


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Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: MadCat on February 26, 2018, 11:27:38 AM
Is this a good place to mention the cigars thread coffee table book?  I have no idea how to market to millennials.
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: manpow5 on February 26, 2018, 12:04:54 PM
Do they even know who The KState Mask is?
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: star seed 7 on February 26, 2018, 12:19:49 PM
'clams is a freshman or sophomore this year isn't he?
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: kso_FAN on February 26, 2018, 01:31:39 PM
'clams is a freshman or sophomore this year isn't he?

3rd year SO IIRC.
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: KST8FAN on February 26, 2018, 02:17:56 PM
I am about three weeks away from being out of the 19-54 key demographic.  Do I have to leave goEMAW then?

Last of the Baby Boomers...


Tom

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Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: 8manpick on February 26, 2018, 02:22:35 PM
I am about three weeks away from being out of the 19-54 key demographic.  Do I have to leave goEMAW then?

Last of the Baby Boomers...


Tom

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Tom, if you leave, we might as well crap this whole place down.
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: meow meow on February 26, 2018, 02:48:06 PM
that sounds gross tbh 8man
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: gatoveintisiete on February 26, 2018, 02:55:44 PM
I can't wait to see who this generations David Hoskins will be.
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: kso_FAN on February 26, 2018, 03:25:30 PM
I can't wait to see who this generations David Hoskins will be.

Its this Austin Trice dude that we are signing for next year.
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: GregKSU1027 on February 26, 2018, 04:00:33 PM
Should be goEDAW or EDAW.com
Every
Dad
A
Wildcat

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Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: TheFormerKCCat on February 26, 2018, 04:11:45 PM
This next generation doesn’t have the cajones (Mexican for balls) to enrage entire fan bases and get news media/school presidents involved.
I believe cojones is the word you're looking for . . . (or, if you want to say it like a Mexican you should say huevos)   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: gatoveintisiet on February 26, 2018, 05:34:46 PM
In about 2020, the new guys will be mocking all the old balls running around here with their shirt tails hanging out.
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: mocat on February 26, 2018, 05:40:38 PM
i can't imagine saying dank with a straight face
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: catastrophe on February 26, 2018, 07:57:01 PM
Dank is a very dumb word and will quickly fade back into obscurity.
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: highway61 on February 26, 2018, 10:12:19 PM
I first heard it from Manny the Hippie on Letterman in the 90s. It's been around a while.
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: catastrophe on February 26, 2018, 10:59:55 PM
I first heard it from Manny the Hippie on Letterman in the 90s. It's been around a while.

Obscurity.
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: _33 on February 27, 2018, 06:50:35 AM
If the students have any questions about what they read in the archives just ask them in this thread.  For instance, in one thread I discuss my Kodak digital camera I bought for $137.  If you don't know what a digital camera is, it's basically a smartphone that just take pictures.  Only worse.
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: gatoveintisiete on February 27, 2018, 11:27:58 AM
They should be finishing up reading in a day or two, then the onslaught of questions will start.
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: pissclams on February 27, 2018, 12:21:56 PM
to:  current k-state students
from: clams

subject:  sandstorm

please quit chanting "eff ku" during sandstorm when we're not playing ku, so we can have our song back.  fwiw, i have no problem w/ the chant during hawk games although i prob wouldn't do it at my advanced age and maturity level.
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: star seed 7 on February 27, 2018, 12:28:08 PM
Sophomore 'clams is all about the the brie and cab
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: pissclams on February 27, 2018, 12:41:56 PM
i'm actually considered in between a soph and a junior because i took an intersession class, "women in literature"  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: star seed 7 on February 27, 2018, 12:59:43 PM
More like a peltsession
Title: Re: WELCOME CURRENT K-STATE STUDENTS!
Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on February 27, 2018, 09:06:11 PM
There's a potential that if we make more posts about how Tide Pods are dank as eff that we could pull more millennials in.