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Title: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: GoodForAnother on November 19, 2017, 11:02:04 AM
I’m not saying Bill definitely is a Dark wizard, I’m just saying there’s a nonzero chance that he has split his soul across one or more objects through that most supremely evil act of murder, with the ultimate goal of achieving immortality. This thread is to brainstorm possible horcruxes and establish plans and techniques by which to destroy them and thus banish what is left of Bill’s tortured soul from this realm of existence.

A few ideas I’ve had are:

- Weiser Lock Copper Bowl trophy
- His headset
- Sean
- Stan Webber
- the statue
- One of his pairs of Nike Cortez

Discuss
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 19, 2017, 11:03:25 AM
A Cadillac that Sean drives
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: Joker on November 19, 2017, 11:10:04 AM
The Pinocchio figurine in his office.
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: The Big Train on November 19, 2017, 11:11:25 AM
Holiday bowl windbreaker
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: everyone shut up on November 19, 2017, 11:13:00 AM
Werthers
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: Joker on November 19, 2017, 11:31:32 AM
Possible techniques for destruction:

An over-the-top touchdown celebration by a player with exposed, long hair and excessive jewelry.

A written scholarship offer to a five star recruit with a giant ego and questionable work ethic.

If all else fails we stab the horcruxes directly in the heart with Lee Corso's pencil.
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: kso_FAN on November 19, 2017, 11:44:46 AM
I had to look up what a horcrux is.
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: MakeItRain on November 19, 2017, 11:52:24 AM
Joker's Trey Dishon avi :love:
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 19, 2017, 11:55:38 AM
Joker's Trey Dishon avi :love:

It's hawt
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: EMAWzifried on November 19, 2017, 12:07:36 PM
Clearly, he entombed it somewhere in KU Memorial Stadium. You guys are playing dark arts checkers, and LHCBS is playing fifth-dimenionsional Druidic quantum conjuration chess.
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: GoodForAnother on November 19, 2017, 12:08:36 PM
I had to look up what a horcrux is.

Phil. Of course.
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: Woogy on November 19, 2017, 12:32:07 PM
Paul Rhodes' shoelace.
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: Ich.Gewinne on November 19, 2017, 01:50:44 PM
Clearly, he entombed it somewhere in KU Memorial Stadium. You guys are playing dark arts checkers, and LHCBS is playing fifth-dimenionsional Druidic quantum conjuration chess.

This
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: CHONGS on November 19, 2017, 02:30:06 PM
The neek
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: Joker on November 19, 2017, 04:32:05 PM
Joker's Trey Dishon avi :love:

It's hawt

That entire sequence was simply delicious.

He yanked down a 6'5, 230lb QB by the foot while laying on the ground and made him look like a rag doll.  The belly rub was the cherry on top.

https://youtu.be/3RvbrLugurk?t=1h58m22s (https://youtu.be/3RvbrLugurk?t=1h58m22s)
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: MadCat on November 19, 2017, 05:06:44 PM
Jim Leavitt
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: Cire on November 19, 2017, 06:48:12 PM
Stand up tight end


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Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: Pete on November 19, 2017, 06:50:00 PM
I was going to guess that the Murder victim was Chris Boggas, but according to LinkedIn he works for an environmental services company in Irvine, TX.
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: Skipper44 on November 19, 2017, 07:45:23 PM
Jerome Janet?
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: GoodForAnother on November 19, 2017, 07:47:28 PM
I was going to guess that the Murder victim was Chris Boggas, but according to LinkedIn he works for an environmental services company in Irvine, TX.

Would’ve been a good guess with the signed baseball being the horcrux
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: puniraptor on November 19, 2017, 07:54:36 PM
Robert Mugabe
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: Pete on November 20, 2017, 08:57:55 AM
Jerome Janet?


This is a good guess too
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: Pete on November 20, 2017, 08:58:26 AM
Cody Lee Smith’s intestines
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: MadCat on November 20, 2017, 09:58:14 AM
CK's elbows
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: Cire on November 20, 2017, 10:16:46 AM
Rectangular elbow patches that go on our qbs elbows


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Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: XocolateThundarr on November 20, 2017, 10:27:02 AM
Weird Robert's Foam Finger and/or radio
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: Joker on November 20, 2017, 10:39:29 AM
Weird Robert's Foam Finger and/or radio

That's a good one.

How many horcruxes can there be?
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: MadCat on November 20, 2017, 10:56:35 AM
Weird Robert's Foam Finger and/or radio

That's a good one.

How many horcruxes can there be?
Voldemort had 6 (but no more than 5 existed at one time).  However, we all know Voldemort's playbook was nowhere near as extensive as Bill's.
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: schreds21 on November 20, 2017, 11:09:11 AM
Force him to sit on the sunny side of an airplane.
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: GoodForAnother on November 20, 2017, 11:22:12 AM
Weird Robert's Foam Finger and/or radio

That's a good one.

How many horcruxes can there be?
Voldemort had 6 (but no more than 5 existed at one time).  However, we all know Voldemort's playbook was nowhere near as extensive as Bill's.

This is a hell of a post
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: SEK_EMAW on November 20, 2017, 12:54:34 PM
The drive-up menu at the Taco Bell on Claflin.
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: Woogy on November 20, 2017, 02:23:34 PM
Joan Friederich's candy jar:

Quote
“I put candy in her jar on her desk and I made all the players go in and every day she’d give them a hug and give them a piece of candy,’’ Snyder said.

http://eedition.cjonline.com/sports/catzone/columns/2017-04-21/kevin-haskin-heart-k-state-s-football-nerve-center-joan-friederich

Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: DQ12 on November 20, 2017, 02:29:11 PM
yellow tie
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: Cire on November 20, 2017, 02:36:01 PM
That’s a good one


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Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on November 22, 2017, 09:15:07 PM
A chocolate chip cookie jar
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: GoodForAnother on November 25, 2017, 06:25:29 PM
Iowa State
Title: Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
Post by: Big Sam on November 25, 2017, 06:35:21 PM
Iowa State

Probably could add a bit to it: "Iowa State's Hopes and Dreams"