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Title: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: CaliforniaLonghorn on October 10, 2017, 10:48:50 PM
The cockroaches need to be put back in their place this week.
Perfect team for them to play.

TCU is such an insecure university they claim a National Championship that no one outside of Ft Worth recognizes
To make matters even worse the championship they claim came in a season, 1935, they did not even win the SWC.

I am sure K State fans have respect for Gary Patterson. I do as well as he is a great coach and defensive mastermind.
If K State can hold like they did against UT Delton will tear them apart.
Kenny Hill will self destruct with any pressure and a few interceptions.
I am hoping K State will make him want to transfer again.

I say K State 24 TCU 20
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: catastrophe on October 10, 2017, 11:06:43 PM
We already have a thread for TCU predictions, no thanks.
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: star seed 7 on October 11, 2017, 07:33:07 AM
Chingon is very committed
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: pissclams on October 11, 2017, 09:58:01 AM
this week i'm doing a thursday's howevers on wednesday, in the form of the "on one hand" prose


on one hand, kenny hill is an honorary KAT since be basically transferred here. but on the other hand, he isn't a KAT because he never actually did transfer here.  i guess that makes it a toss up on the kenny hill front. but either way he's a KAT at heart.

on the other hand, gary patterson is an honorary KAT since he played here or coached here, can't remember which but it's inconsequential because on one hand he has chosen another another lover and her name is tcu horned frog.  and only a man of satan can love a frog.  but on the other hand, gary patterson responded to me when i asked him if he watched the bachelor on twitter several years ago, but sadly he doesn't watch it.

when you look on a hand, tcu and k-state share the same beautiful and majestic colors to represent their university.  but on the left hand, tcu wants to be k-state because boykin wore k-state gear during one of his games. who does that?  don't copy us, tcu. 

when i clap both hands together and look on the inside, i see k-state 27, tcu 21. 

go real KATS who wear the real royal purple and white and sometimes silver or black or camo.
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: meow meow on October 11, 2017, 10:07:33 AM
that deserved it's own thread 'clams, well done
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: pissclams on October 11, 2017, 10:11:21 AM
this is this week's predicto thread though
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 11, 2017, 10:12:37 AM
I really thought there was a massive cockroach problem happening in Manhattan that I was unaware of
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: delerioustyme on October 11, 2017, 01:04:57 PM
I really thought there was a massive cockroach problem happening in Manhattan that I was unaware of

I already called the ortho man and I don’t even live in Manhattan....   


He trippin' so much, fans gonna begin to think he done fell off!
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: CaliforniaLonghorn on October 11, 2017, 02:07:23 PM
I really thought there was a massive cockroach problem happening in Manhattan that I was unaware of

I already called the ortho man and I don’t even live in Manhattan....   


He trippin' so much, fans gonna begin to think he done fell off!

Someone needs to show that upstart program out of Fort Worth who runs things in the Big XII

They are starting to think they are the football, baseball and with Jamie Dixon the basketball power around here.
At least they actually win unlike Aggy but still they need to be in the conference for 20 years before they start swinging their dick
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: GregKSU1027 on October 11, 2017, 02:13:13 PM
The cockroaches need to be put back in their place this week.
Perfect team for them to play.

TCU is such an insecure university they claim a National Championship that no one outside of Ft Worth recognizes
To make matters even worse the championship they claim came in a season, 1935, they did not even win the SWC.

I am sure K State fans have respect for Gary Patterson. I do as well as he is a great coach and defensive mastermind.
If K State can hold like they did against UT Delton will tear them apart.
Kenny Hill will self destruct with any pressure and a few interceptions.
I am hoping K State will make him want to transfer again.

I say K State 24 TCU 20

Gary Patterson went here dude, he is KSU alum...
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: Brock Landers on October 11, 2017, 02:15:18 PM
OP must be old af since nobody under 60 calls them the cockroaches.
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: meow meow on October 11, 2017, 02:21:59 PM
The cockroaches need to be put back in their place this week.
Perfect team for them to play.

TCU is such an insecure university they claim a National Championship that no one outside of Ft Worth recognizes
To make matters even worse the championship they claim came in a season, 1935, they did not even win the SWC.

I am sure K State fans have respect for Gary Patterson. I do as well as he is a great coach and defensive mastermind.
If K State can hold like they did against UT Delton will tear them apart.
Kenny Hill will self destruct with any pressure and a few interceptions.
I am hoping K State will make him want to transfer again.

I say K State 24 TCU 20

Gary Patterson went here dude, he is KSU alum...

I don't think so buddy
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: GregKSU1027 on October 11, 2017, 02:24:21 PM
The cockroaches need to be put back in their place this week.
Perfect team for them to play.

TCU is such an insecure university they claim a National Championship that no one outside of Ft Worth recognizes
To make matters even worse the championship they claim came in a season, 1935, they did not even win the SWC.

I am sure K State fans have respect for Gary Patterson. I do as well as he is a great coach and defensive mastermind.
If K State can hold like they did against UT Delton will tear them apart.
Kenny Hill will self destruct with any pressure and a few interceptions.
I am hoping K State will make him want to transfer again.

I say K State 24 TCU 20

Gary Patterson went here dude, he is KSU alum...

I don't think so buddy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Patterson

I must surprise you everyday with my knowledge huh meow meow?
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: CaliforniaLonghorn on October 11, 2017, 02:28:23 PM
The cockroaches need to be put back in their place this week.
Perfect team for them to play.

TCU is such an insecure university they claim a National Championship that no one outside of Ft Worth recognizes
To make matters even worse the championship they claim came in a season, 1935, they did not even win the SWC.

I am sure K State fans have respect for Gary Patterson. I do as well as he is a great coach and defensive mastermind.
If K State can hold like they did against UT Delton will tear them apart.
Kenny Hill will self destruct with any pressure and a few interceptions.
I am hoping K State will make him want to transfer again.

I say K State 24 TCU 20

Gary Patterson went here dude, he is KSU alum...

I don't think so buddy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Patterson

I must surprise you everyday with my knowledge huh meow meow?

Correct me if I am wrong but didn't Gary Patterson turn down K State after Bill Synder left the first time
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: CaliforniaLonghorn on October 11, 2017, 02:31:19 PM
OP must be old af since nobody under 60 calls them the cockroaches.

Yet you have heard about the cockroaches.

The term was modernized when TCU joined the conference.
Once a cockroach always a cockroach.

There was a big push by the UT media for the 2014 UT team to play the role of cockroaches but the cockroaches proved who are the real cockroaches are and cockroached UT's cockroach plan.
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: meow meow on October 11, 2017, 03:08:39 PM
The cockroaches need to be put back in their place this week.
Perfect team for them to play.

TCU is such an insecure university they claim a National Championship that no one outside of Ft Worth recognizes
To make matters even worse the championship they claim came in a season, 1935, they did not even win the SWC.

I am sure K State fans have respect for Gary Patterson. I do as well as he is a great coach and defensive mastermind.
If K State can hold like they did against UT Delton will tear them apart.
Kenny Hill will self destruct with any pressure and a few interceptions.
I am hoping K State will make him want to transfer again.

I say K State 24 TCU 20

Gary Patterson went here dude, he is KSU alum...

I don't think so buddy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Patterson

I must surprise you everyday with my knowledge huh meow meow?

you have no idea
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 11, 2017, 10:58:06 PM
The cockroaches need to be put back in their place this week.
Perfect team for them to play.

TCU is such an insecure university they claim a National Championship that no one outside of Ft Worth recognizes
To make matters even worse the championship they claim came in a season, 1935, they did not even win the SWC.

I am sure K State fans have respect for Gary Patterson. I do as well as he is a great coach and defensive mastermind.
If K State can hold like they did against UT Delton will tear them apart.
Kenny Hill will self destruct with any pressure and a few interceptions.
I am hoping K State will make him want to transfer again.

I say K State 24 TCU 20

Gary Patterson went here dude, he is KSU alum...

I don't think so buddy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Patterson

I must surprise you everyday with my knowledge huh meow meow?

Correct me if I am wrong but didn't Gary Patterson turn down K State after Bill Synder left the first time

We turned him down
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: CaliforniaLonghorn on October 11, 2017, 11:20:08 PM
The cockroaches need to be put back in their place this week.
Perfect team for them to play.

TCU is such an insecure university they claim a National Championship that no one outside of Ft Worth recognizes
To make matters even worse the championship they claim came in a season, 1935, they did not even win the SWC.

I am sure K State fans have respect for Gary Patterson. I do as well as he is a great coach and defensive mastermind.
If K State can hold like they did against UT Delton will tear them apart.
Kenny Hill will self destruct with any pressure and a few interceptions.
I am hoping K State will make him want to transfer again.

I say K State 24 TCU 20

Gary Patterson went here dude, he is KSU alum...

I don't think so buddy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Patterson

I must surprise you everyday with my knowledge huh meow meow?

Correct me if I am wrong but didn't Gary Patterson turn down K State after Bill Synder left the first time

We turned him down


Did you learn that from a Nebraska fan
Today I witnessed how manipulative Nebraksa is about maintaining their image of a power program.
According to a Nub Scott Frost will only be offered the job if he would accept the Nebraska job

They are already creating the narrative out of Lincoln for when Frost turns them down to stay at a commuter achool
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 12, 2017, 01:01:08 PM
The cockroaches need to be put back in their place this week.
Perfect team for them to play.

TCU is such an insecure university they claim a National Championship that no one outside of Ft Worth recognizes
To make matters even worse the championship they claim came in a season, 1935, they did not even win the SWC.

I am sure K State fans have respect for Gary Patterson. I do as well as he is a great coach and defensive mastermind.
If K State can hold like they did against UT Delton will tear them apart.
Kenny Hill will self destruct with any pressure and a few interceptions.
I am hoping K State will make him want to transfer again.

I say K State 24 TCU 20

Gary Patterson went here dude, he is KSU alum...

I don't think so buddy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Patterson

I must surprise you everyday with my knowledge huh meow meow?

Correct me if I am wrong but didn't Gary Patterson turn down K State after Bill Synder left the first time

We turned him down


Did you learn that from a Nebraska fan
Today I witnessed how manipulative Nebraksa is about maintaining their image of a power program.
According to a Nub Scott Frost will only be offered the job if he would accept the Nebraska job

They are already creating the narrative out of Lincoln for when Frost turns them down to stay at a commuter achool

No I learned it from reality.
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: CaliforniaLonghorn on October 12, 2017, 02:10:03 PM
The cockroaches need to be put back in their place this week.
Perfect team for them to play.

TCU is such an insecure university they claim a National Championship that no one outside of Ft Worth recognizes
To make matters even worse the championship they claim came in a season, 1935, they did not even win the SWC.

I am sure K State fans have respect for Gary Patterson. I do as well as he is a great coach and defensive mastermind.
If K State can hold like they did against UT Delton will tear them apart.
Kenny Hill will self destruct with any pressure and a few interceptions.
I am hoping K State will make him want to transfer again.

I say K State 24 TCU 20

Gary Patterson went here dude, he is KSU alum...

I don't think so buddy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Patterson

I must surprise you everyday with my knowledge huh meow meow?

Correct me if I am wrong but didn't Gary Patterson turn down K State after Bill Synder left the first time

We turned him down


Did you learn that from a Nebraska fan
Today I witnessed how manipulative Nebraksa is about maintaining their image of a power program.
According to a Nub Scott Frost will only be offered the job if he would accept the Nebraska job

They are already creating the narrative out of Lincoln for when Frost turns them down to stay at a commuter achool

No I learned it from reality.

You can fool some of the people some of the time but not all the people all the time

I guess that narrative creates an idea in your head that K State is too good of a job for Patterson but actually reality proves different
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: MadCat on October 12, 2017, 02:25:34 PM
It is a long and sordid tale that this blog frankly does not have the time to recount.
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: CaliforniaLonghorn on October 12, 2017, 02:30:11 PM
It is a long and sordid tale that this blog frankly does not have the time to recount.

I already know your narrative.
You can create a narrative but not everyone will believe it. That is the issue with having to use a narrative to explain a situation.
You do not see people connected with UT acting like we didn't want Nick Saban.
We offered the job to Saban but Saban would rather be somewhere that his name was already established.
Plus like Patterson he used UT like Patterson used K State to get a better deal at their current school
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 12, 2017, 02:31:42 PM
It is a long and sordid tale that this blog frankly does not have the time to recount.

I already know your narrative.
You can create a narrative but not everyone will believe it. That is the issue with having to use a narrative to explain a situation.
You do not see people connected with UT acting like we didn't want Nick Saban.
We offered the job to Saban but Saban would rather be somewhere that his name was already established.
Plus like Patterson he used UT like Patterson used K State to get a better deal at their current school
I think he just didn't want to deal with people like you that are most commonly associated with texas
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: pissclams on October 12, 2017, 02:37:41 PM
It is a long and sordid tale that this blog frankly does not have the time to recount.

I already know your narrative.
You can create a narrative but not everyone will believe it. That is the issue with having to use a narrative to explain a situation.
You do not see people connected with UT acting like we didn't want Nick Saban.
We offered the job to Saban but Saban would rather be somewhere that his name was already established.
Plus like Patterson he used UT like Patterson used K State to get a better deal at their current school
I think he just didn't want to deal with people like you that are most commonly associated with texas

the fact that he chose bama over ut doesn't help your argument
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: CaliforniaLonghorn on October 12, 2017, 02:42:01 PM
It is a long and sordid tale that this blog frankly does not have the time to recount.

I already know your narrative.
You can create a narrative but not everyone will believe it. That is the issue with having to use a narrative to explain a situation.
You do not see people connected with UT acting like we didn't want Nick Saban.
We offered the job to Saban but Saban would rather be somewhere that his name was already established.
Plus like Patterson he used UT like Patterson used K State to get a better deal at their current school
I think he just didn't want to deal with people like you that are most commonly associated with texas

the fact that he chose bama over ut doesn't help your argument


I would have stayed at Bama if I was Saban.
Look at Bielema at Arkansas.
Arkansas was expecting 10 win seasons but sometimes a coach inherits a bad situation that takes time to fix.
If Saban didn't win a NC his first three years at UT he would have been fired. Saban can stay at Bama and never win a championship until he wants to retire.

Bama is a much easier job than Texas because once you win there they love you forever
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: pissclams on October 12, 2017, 02:45:13 PM
first alabama should be its own country, their fans are the worst in sport

take the $100M from texas and either win or don't, at this point in his career it doesn't matter.  they'll buy you out or they'll celebrate you, wgaf at this point, but take the $100M

not a tough calculus
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: MadCat on October 12, 2017, 02:46:01 PM
I have summed this up in a limerick:

There once was a man named Fitzgerald
Who wanted to be the first herald
of this specific matter, son
he proclaimed "It is Patterson!"
At which point Gary promptly out-barreled
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: catastrophe on October 12, 2017, 02:48:16 PM
Ca Longhorn gets really obnoxious when people stop paying attention to him.
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: pissclams on October 12, 2017, 02:49:18 PM
that's pretty good madcat

i'm not very good at limericks but if i was i would make one to compliment yours
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: pissclams on October 12, 2017, 02:49:36 PM
this week is rough ridin' harley day too!
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: MadCat on October 12, 2017, 02:56:33 PM
 :cheers:
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: CaliforniaLonghorn on October 12, 2017, 02:58:05 PM
first alabama should be its own country, their fans are the worst in sport

take the $100M from texas and either win or don't, at this point in his career it doesn't matter.  they'll buy you out or they'll celebrate you, wgaf at this point, but take the $100M

not a tough calculus

True fact about Bama
It a school created by carpetbaggers who went to Birmingham after the Civil War to industrialize North Alabama.
Reason why Alabama became the premier program in the South. In the early 20th century Birmingham was the only city industrialized and Mississippi River trade not being as important made New Orleans and Memphis less important cities.

University of Alabama is a small part of the North in the SEC. Even more than Mizzou.


Bama fans are not that terrible. They just have this issue about football being more important than anything else in the world. They would be happy living in a trailer just as long as Bama was winning a football game.
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: Gooch on October 12, 2017, 03:24:46 PM
This is the most boring sock ever.  :zzz:
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: CaliforniaLonghorn on October 12, 2017, 03:28:26 PM
This is the most boring sock ever.  :zzz:

Then you must not understand how Bama operates then

Bama uses their image as the Pride of Southern Football to get players from the rest of the SEC.

At least with UT UT doesn't want your money or your players.
Bama wants your players and money. Truthfully I say Bama is the biggest cancer in college football.
UT just wants their Texas money and Texas players.
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: MadCat on October 12, 2017, 03:31:50 PM
Torch and pitchfork time
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: CaliforniaLonghorn on October 12, 2017, 03:44:31 PM
Why is this important for K State to know

Because Texas has a SEC school now in state

Aggy is too stuck up the SEC's ass to realize what Bama is trying to do.

If Bama has their way Bama gets the top players out of Texas
Aggy gets the next tier with other SEC schools  and then UT and the rest of the Big XII gets the rest
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 12, 2017, 03:48:23 PM
trying to hard bro
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: CaliforniaLonghorn on October 12, 2017, 03:52:41 PM
trying to hard bro
Too*

I think K State and LHC Bill Snyder understand the situation

K State plays UT still. Like OU K State can get the best players out of Texas if Texas remains exclusively Big XII territory.

You can't have too many hands in your bank.
Some hands will be forced out.
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 12, 2017, 04:08:04 PM
trying to hard bro
Too*

I think K State and LHC Bill Snyder understand the situation

K State plays UT still. Like OU K State can get the best players out of Texas if Texas remains exclusively Big XII territory.

You can't have too many hands in your bank.
Some hands will be forced out.
thanks Kelsey
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: CaliforniaLonghorn on October 12, 2017, 04:11:52 PM
trying to hard bro
Too*

I think K State and LHC LHC Bill Snyder understand the situation

K State plays UT still. Like OU K State can get the best players out of Texas if Texas remains exclusively Big XII territory.

You can't have too many hands in your bank.
Some hands will be forced out.
thanks Kelsey


Did you hear what Bob Stoops said about Arkansas.

Bama's plan could fall flat on its face if Aggy and Mizzou returns along with Arkansas and LSU.

http://www.thv11.com/mobile/article/sports/bob-stoops-says-razorbacks-would-be-excellent-for-big-12-conference/482805394

LSU is very tired of Bama exploiting their state for talent. Coach O has been attempting to force Bama out of their state.
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: catastrophe on October 12, 2017, 04:19:04 PM
This bot has gone rogue.
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: The Big Train on October 12, 2017, 08:08:24 PM
Chingon has lost so much
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: bones129 on October 13, 2017, 12:42:53 AM
Is this CaliforniaLonghorn guy just jealous of Alabama? 
Title: Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
Post by: CaliforniaLonghorn on October 13, 2017, 01:35:06 AM
Is this CaliforniaLonghorn guy just jealous of Alabama?

Why would anyone be jealous of one of the poorest states in the US

Here is an joke best told in a Eastern Tennessee accent . Why do you think the Tennessee River enters Alabama and turns right back around into Tennessee.

When I lived in Texas all the people that would come over from Alabama made people from Arkansas seem sophisticated and cultured.

UT and Bama have had a lot of history. Both schools were once in the same conference the SIAA.
For a long time Bama had never beaten UT. Bear Bryant retired winless against the Longhorns.
The twisted hillbilly mind of all the fine people of North Alabama grew up hating UT because they could not beat the Longhorns.

When 2010 National Championship game comes around and a better UT team loses to Bama because of McCoy's injury caused by Suh in the Big XII championship game. Bama thought they had overcome UT. Next thing you know Bama is using Gene Stallings to pull in Aggy and acting like they are the biggest baddest dog in the South and Southwest.

UT/Bama is like UT/Nebraska times 1000 if you ask me