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Title: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 26, 2017, 10:37:35 AM
The bread slicer thing on my toaster. How the eff do I use this? Also I think I can count on one hand how many times I've bought unsliced bread
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: star seed 7 on September 26, 2017, 10:47:15 AM
Wut
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: _33 on September 26, 2017, 11:11:43 AM
Toasters don't slice bread they just toast it (make it hot).  Are you thinking of a knife?
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: Spracne on September 26, 2017, 11:13:18 AM
The bread slicer thing on my toaster. How the eff do I use this? Also I think I can count on one hand how many times I've bought unsliced bread

Bagel slicer???
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 26, 2017, 11:14:40 AM
The bread slicer thing on my toaster. How the eff do I use this? Also I think I can count on one hand how many times I've bought unsliced bread

Bagel slicer???
possibly. It says bread though I swear. My toaster has that on the front though.
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 26, 2017, 11:15:56 AM
also putting crap together.. like a bicycle or this baby stuff. How the hell did dads know how to do this crap? Took me forever
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: Phil Titola on September 26, 2017, 11:16:47 AM
The bread slicer thing on my toaster. How the eff do I use this? Also I think I can count on one hand how many times I've bought unsliced bread
Fanningbrag about his elite toaster.
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 26, 2017, 11:21:30 AM
The bread slicer thing on my toaster. How the eff do I use this? Also I think I can count on one hand how many times I've bought unsliced bread
Fanningbrag about his elite toaster.
Oh no way no how. This bad boy is old and ugly.
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: Institutional Control on September 26, 2017, 11:35:35 AM
That toaster is the coolest thing I’ve heard of since sliced bread.


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Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on September 26, 2017, 11:41:25 AM
is it this abortion?

http://www.qvc.com/Westinghouse-WST3001-Bagel-Slicer-%26-2-Slice-Toaster.product.K118663.html
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: The Big Train on September 26, 2017, 11:42:35 AM
That toaster is the coolest thing I’ve heard of since sliced bread.


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It does that too! (Allegedly)
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: kslim on September 26, 2017, 11:43:03 AM
take a pic of it i think i know what ou are talking about
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 26, 2017, 12:06:19 PM
is it this abortion?

http://www.qvc.com/Westinghouse-WST3001-Bagel-Slicer-%26-2-Slice-Toaster.product.K118663.html
negative ghost rider. I'll report back
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 26, 2017, 12:54:55 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170926/9a6c2e530d6c519fde5ba7c180dfdcf7.jpg) hmm


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Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 26, 2017, 12:55:23 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170926/c287c16423ca3ec2c28cda61b06acd2b.jpg) what in the world


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Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: Phil Titola on September 26, 2017, 01:04:39 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170926/c287c16423ca3ec2c28cda61b06acd2b.jpg) what in the world


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Bagel holder with slot for knife?
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: star seed 7 on September 26, 2017, 01:08:45 PM
Yeah, that's for bagels bruh
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: pissclams on September 26, 2017, 01:20:43 PM
if you're trying to tell me that an uncut loaf of bread won't fit into the slot that's the exact size of a bagel, i'm going to tell you that you're nuts
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: steve dave on September 26, 2017, 01:20:54 PM
could also cut like tomatoes in there or some crap
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 26, 2017, 01:25:24 PM
So basically I've got a cutting board/toaster combo


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Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: michigancat on September 26, 2017, 01:26:51 PM
I have unsliced bed in my office at this very moment

(It's from Tartine, which I'm told is very elite bread)
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: chum1 on September 26, 2017, 01:27:15 PM
Are you telling me that you've been making regular toast in a bagel toaster!?!?!?

 :lol:
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: michigancat on September 26, 2017, 01:28:49 PM
Wow

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170926/b0ae3e023572fc2045c6f0c854b2c505.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 26, 2017, 01:39:05 PM
It sucks you have to cut it with that knife, though. You guys should get a toaster like yoga's.
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: star seed 7 on September 26, 2017, 02:10:44 PM
Whoa, that bread is elite af
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 26, 2017, 02:11:56 PM
mich I think this thing will expand out. let's get the sonuva gun cut and toasted
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: SdK on September 26, 2017, 02:16:05 PM
Now THAT is an artisan loaf.
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: pissclams on September 26, 2017, 02:21:48 PM
san francisco is great for bread because of the city's environmental bacteria
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: Katpappy on September 26, 2017, 02:52:29 PM
san francisco is great for bread because of the city's environmental bacteria
Gay jokes always crack me up!  :ROFL:
(Not that there is anything wrong with gay folks.)
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: Phil Titola on September 26, 2017, 03:11:39 PM
san francisco is great for bread because of the city's environmental bacteria
Gay jokes always crack me up!  :ROFL:
(Not that there is anything wrong with gay folks.)
Whaaaa?
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: pissclams on September 26, 2017, 03:11:52 PM
katdaddy, i don't kid around when it comes to bread
the air in the bay area has a lot of bacteria that make for good sourdough starters
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: kslim on September 26, 2017, 04:29:56 PM
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

sorry y-l-a we were on two totally different planets there
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: Katpappy on September 26, 2017, 06:42:53 PM
katdaddy, i don't kid around when it comes to bread
the air in the bay area has a lot of bacteria that make for good sourdough starters
Well by gum, the subject brought visions of the fine tasty Heresy candy enjoyed while cruising along that famous coast Highway that SF is known for.  (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fforum%2FSmileys%2FgoEMAW%2FRaised%2520eyebrows.gif&hash=6374ee65585ed2c868d20c008c3c9ee784e15090)
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 26, 2017, 08:15:14 PM
carbs lol
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 27, 2017, 12:31:36 PM
bout to carb load at lunch DD, so damn tasty
Title: Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
Post by: Katpappy on September 27, 2017, 02:07:23 PM
bout to carb load at lunch DD, so damn tasty
I don't know how many carbs are in that SF stuff, but I personally would stay TF away from it.   :th_twocents: