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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: SkinnyBenny on September 09, 2017, 12:25:52 PM
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Game against Charlotte:
--This color commentator is driving me nuts because he keeps referring to the Red Zone as "The Red Area."
this job: how did you get it?
--With ~4:30 left in the second quarter, the Charlotte QB Hasaan Klugh "Klux Klan" (only nickname I could think of) threw a pass out left that was actually a backwards pass. It hits the turf, then is picked up by ksu qat Kendall Adams and returned down the right sideline a long way for a TD. If you watch the replay from the camera that's kinda positioned behind the end zone, you see that one of their players on the sideline was a total jerk as Kendall ran down the sideline. Jerk player was holding a Powerade-y squeeze water bottle and totally tried to squirt Kendall as he ran by him. Sorry we're beating your dork ass, you dork. Enjoy this 31-7 halftime lead.
K now post other stuff here
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Also this wasn't a qat broadcast, but Mitch Holthaus is a qat/broadcaster, so I'll put it in here too. On Thursday as the Chiefs were beating that Patriot ass in the season opening game, the Chiefs swallowed up Brady numerous times to force a Patriots punt, Mitch said this:
"...So they just put Tom Brady in a blender and made a Chiefs Kingdom smoothie."
Already put that in the Chiefs thread but dunno if many people here read that thread so thought I'd post it here too go cats.
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Calling Tanking and Kirby our "impact players" on defense is infuriating.
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The red area stuff is making me v uncomfortable. Also I think he's called sisqo Hertz at least 3 times now
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When the guy said you want your daughter to date the big 12 QBs
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Alec Barnes :love:
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When the guy said you want your daughter to date the big 12 QBs
ohhhhh that was a weird one. Great post, mich
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Called our back-up RT, "Dalton Risner," multiple times not realizing he was out after the first drive.
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"deceptively fast"
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The entire broadcast is a joke. Incorrect names, bad information, "red area". I mean, did I they pick this guy up from a jr high softball game? Even their graphics have been wrong. Had wallerstadt graduating from ksu in 1998.
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The scroll at the bottom of the screen was doing upcoming Fox Sports broadcasts. It state that Central Michigan plays Kansas State tonight.
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Wait the big 12 championship is on fs1? What a rough ridin' joke.
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The play by play guy sounds like he has perpetual sinus congestion
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"deceptively fast"
This
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some of these things are only moderately weird, you guys
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Wait the big 12 championship is on fs1? What a rough ridin' joke.
Fox owns the rights and has it as tbd here :frown:
https://foxsports-wordpress-www-prsupports-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/sites/2/2017/05/2017-FOX-College-Football-Schedule-Only.pdf (https://foxsports-wordpress-www-prsupports-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/sites/2/2017/05/2017-FOX-College-Football-Schedule-Only.pdf)
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If it's on FS1, does that mean we're officially a mid-major?
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Did he just call him Joe Thompson?
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Wait the big 12 championship is on fs1? What a rough ridin' joke.
Fox owns the rights and has it as tbd here :frown:
https://foxsports-wordpress-www-prsupports-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/sites/2/2017/05/2017-FOX-College-Football-Schedule-Only.pdf (https://foxsports-wordpress-www-prsupports-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/sites/2/2017/05/2017-FOX-College-Football-Schedule-Only.pdf)
There's no way they would do that.
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When the main play-by-play guy said "LOVE college football" after a random Michigan highlight.
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some of these things are only moderately weird, you guys
Not when they talk about your white QB like they're surprised he can function without drooling, a wheelchair, and having to talk out loud to him so he can understand you.
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Brought to you by Schlotzky's
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I don't think I've heard anything like that today
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Lambert puts his fingers in his armpits and smells them like Molly Shannon
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I don't think I've heard anything like that today
They just mentioned Ertz's deceptive speed and it triggered wacksflake
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IMO any mention of deceptive speed should be a drinking game.
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Wait the big 12 championship is on fs1? What a rough ridin' joke.
Fox owns the rights and has it as tbd here :frown:
https://foxsports-wordpress-www-prsupports-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/sites/2/2017/05/2017-FOX-College-Football-Schedule-Only.pdf (https://foxsports-wordpress-www-prsupports-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/sites/2/2017/05/2017-FOX-College-Football-Schedule-Only.pdf)
There's no way they would do that.
It is on regular Fox. All the games they showed right there including the Ohio State/Michigan game were Fox games.
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230 vs the Sec game seems most likely
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The constant shaky cameras and ultra-zoom ins on player's faces making my eyes hurt.
4th quarter and both announcer dorks are talking once again about LHC Bill Snyder saving the worst football program of all time story. Great reporting, chaps.
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They're also just reading that one recent article by Snyder word for word (the one posted recently that sounds like the beginning of his memoirs).
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Lots of sour grapes itt
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When the main play-by-play guy said "LOVE college football" after a random Michigan highlight.
:lol:'d at this
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Oklahoma flopping' out they big ol' donkey dicks at midfield of the horseshoe after the win was pretty lol
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On ESPN College Football Final, they highlighted the Charlotte guy trying to squirt Kendall. Going to assume ESPN has interns watching gE 24/7 for breaking cat news. :gocho:
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show an alabama highlight that put them up 17-0 and the guy said "all tied up"
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show an alabama highlight that put them up 17-0 and the guy said "all tied up"
It was actually "all tide so far"
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The guy in our game keeps saying "right arm" instead of just "arm". Not that weird but kind of weird.
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Leafing thru the press guide this morning...pretty sure this should be 1896.
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show an alabama highlight that put them up 17-0 and the guy said "all tied up"
It was actually "all tide so far"
:lol:
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The play-by-play guy freaking out about us not calling a timeout after 2ND DOWN, on defense, at the end of the first half was weird, did the dude forget what down it was? Then he mentioned it again in the 4th quarter, as if it has any relevance to the outcome at all.
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Booger McFarland talking about how his bangin-ass 8th grade math teacher's miniskirt kept him interested in math and then she became his kids' godmother
(USF/Temple game)
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"it's a double dog sec challenge" (Mississippi St v Georgia)
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"guess which dogs are barking first!"
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Booger McFarland talking about how his bangin-ass 8th grade math teacher's miniskirt kept him interested in math and then she became his kids' godmother
(USF/Temple game)
Hope he supplied pics.
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after zubez dropped that pass in the endzone they cut to a KSU fangirl in the crowd who yelled "CATCH THE rough ridin' BALL"
some gE hero must find this and make it a .gif
would be quite useful this year
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after zubez dropped that pass in the endzone they cut to a KSU fangirl in the crowd who yelled "CATCH THE rough ridin' BALL"
some gE hero must find this and make it a .gif
would be quite useful this year
I think her boyfriend tried to hold her hand after this and she mushed him.
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I need to see this
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after zubez dropped that pass in the endzone they cut to a KSU fangirl in the crowd who yelled "CATCH THE rough ridin' BALL"
some gE hero must find this and make it a .gif
would be quite useful this year
I have it on DVR. What's the timeframe?
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after zubez dropped that pass in the endzone they cut to a KSU fangirl in the crowd who yelled "CATCH THE rough ridin' BALL"
some gE hero must find this and make it a .gif
would be quite useful this year
I have it on DVR. What's the timeframe?
I think late third or fourth quarter.
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5:01 to go in the 4th.
Link to larger file: https://www.dropbox.com/s/qggl2gt1senke4a/catch%20the%20effin%20ball%20girl.gif?dl=0 (https://www.dropbox.com/s/qggl2gt1senke4a/catch%20the%20effin%20ball%20girl.gif?dl=0)
Edit: it's basically zuber's back then "effin ball" in the video stream. Almost got "catch" but not quite.
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Most people in the Surrender Cobra pose don't have that much zeal. :emawkid:
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Denzel makes contact and the UT WR drags him for like 9 more yards.
"His body just came to life once he made contact with Denzel Ghoul-sby."
Petros Papadakis has been scouring rosters across America looking for Halloween puns he can bust out in October.
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very trippy sound loop
https://youtu.be/l4k3Qw43pTc?t=1h50m45s
zuber!!!
https://youtu.be/l4k3Qw43pTc?t=2h40m50s
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"Gruntley...it means "beautiful" in German." [after 82 yd TD pass in 2Q]
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(shot of tailgating coeds)
"Beautiful sights here in Manhattan, Kan. HEALTHY AGRICULTURE," Gus.
:love: :Carl: :love:
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Weird thing seen by qat during 2017 football postgame broadcast:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czIz7QukYKM
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Had the word "zone" been deemed offensive or something? I swear all the broadcasters say red area now
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"Barnes is just the fourth Wildcat to gain 1000 yards rushing by the end of his sophomore season, joining Darren Sproles, Daniel Sams, and Cornelius Lawrence(?). Pretty good company."
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"Pringle with the hatrie, uh, I mean hatrick" - Wyattvision
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Had the word "zone" been deemed offensive or something? I swear all the broadcasters say red area now
Maybe trademarked by someone? That seems unlikely though. There has to be some reason cause "red area" sounds like a description you would give your dermatologist.
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"Pringle with the hatrie, uh, I mean hatrick" - Wyattvision
Oh my god that one was great
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Had the word "zone" been deemed offensive or something? I swear all the broadcasters say red area now
Maybe trademarked by someone? That seems unlikely though. There has to be some reason cause "red area" sounds like a description you would give your dermatologist.
You can't trademark the phrase red zone.
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Had the word "zone" been deemed offensive or something? I swear all the broadcasters say red area now
Maybe trademarked by someone? That seems unlikely though. There has to be some reason cause "red area" sounds like a description you would give your dermatologist.
You can't trademark the phrase red zone.
What about the Case IH Red Zone?
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"Barnes is just the fourth Wildcat to gain 1000 yards rushing by the end of his sophomore season, joining Darren Sproles, Daniel Sams, and Cornelius Lawrence(?). Pretty good company."
What? How did Sams have 1000 rushing yards?
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"Barnes is just the fourth Wildcat to gain 1000 yards rushing by the end of his sophomore season, joining Darren Sproles, Daniel Sams, and Cornelius Lawrence(?). Pretty good company."
What? How did Sams have 1000 rushing yards?
That's literally all he did when he was in, and he hand a monster game against Baylor IIRC.
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"Barnes is just the fourth Wildcat to gain 1000 yards rushing by the end of his sophomore season, joining Darren Sproles, Daniel Sams, and Cornelius Lawrence(?). Pretty good company."
What? How did Sams have 1000 rushing yards?
He was our 2nd leading rusher with 807 yards and had 152 carries in 2013. He played quite a bit that season.
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Had the word "zone" been deemed offensive or something? I swear all the broadcasters say red area now
Maybe trademarked by someone? That seems unlikely though. There has to be some reason cause "red area" sounds like a description you would give your dermatologist.
You can't trademark the phrase red zone.
What about the Case IH Red Zone?
What about it? :dunno:
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Right around the start of the 4th quarter:
"K State is the quintessential team that doesn't beat itself."
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Right around the start of the 4th quarter:
"K State is the quintessential team that doesn't beat itself."
I heard it and IRL LOL'd. :ROFL:
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That made me irrationally mad at their lazy broadcasting research
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You're an offense guy. You'd like to see six downs!
You know it!
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I liked where we called the timeout on the first drive and they were like "you wouldn't expect that from the team that doesn't have the interim coach!"
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Chip Kelly's up there taking notes, watching players, evaluating their skill sets.
[Chip Kelly on camera bullshitting with UCLA AD leadership, not even glancing at the field.]
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[Long TD pass]
Chip Kelly up there, taking that down, keeping it in the playbook.
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On the ucla catch that got reviewed, they said the guys in the booth shouldn't have reviewed it because the booth's at a bad angle and the ref had a better angle.
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"That's probably not great for his career." :lol:
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"That's probably not great for his career."
LOL what was that in reference to
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Field photographer on his phone
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Field photographer on his phone
Oh yeah lol.
Did you hear the in studio guy throw it back with a request to reference the Seinfeld masturbation contest episode?
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“Bill always uses his timeouts properly”
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Field photographer on his phone
Oh yeah lol.
Did you hear the in studio guy throw it back with a request to reference the Seinfeld masturbation contest episode?
I'm sure the ESPN/ABC/Disney brass loved that given the current climate.
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“I’ve watched tis Kstate team all year, they usually don’t give up the big play” :buh-bye:
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My man Jordan Rodgers worse
Bachelor
Little brother
College football analyst
You decide
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Things are “getting hairy “ for UCLA
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i liked the sportscenter dude who was like "there were more cutaways of josh rosen in that game than points scored by ucla." or something like that.
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UCLA has had a lot on their minds with coaching change and wildfires.
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UCLA has had a lot on their minds with coaching change and wildfires.
Wow! Of course I knew about the the wildfires, but I must have missed the coaching change discussion during the game.
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Besides all the knob slobbery of Rosen and Chip Kelly the entire effing game. I did enjoy one of the announcer's vocab. In the first quarter alone I think I heard him use "Moxy" "Fisty-cuffs" and "Chicanery" . Dude must of been from a 1930's time warp or something.
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I was in the kitchen freshening my drink but I know I heard a "K STATE WAS ABOUT TO DROP TO DIVISION 2!!" discussion.
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Things are “getting hairy “ for UCLA
Thought he said "Things are getting hairy for the Bruins."
Could be wrong, though. Since I was 99% asleep 5 minutes into the game.
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I was in the kitchen freshening my drink but I know I heard a "K STATE WAS ABOUT TO DROP TO DIVISION 2!!" discussion.
Yeah, that one nearly made me pass out from rolling my eyes too hard.
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:Wha:
Things are “getting hairy “ for UCLA
As they zoomed in Ins woman UCLA fan in fur coat.
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Barnes for a lot more! Everything more!
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UCLA has had a lot on their minds with coaching change and wildfires.
Wow! Of course I knew about the the wildfires, but I must have missed the coaching change discussion during the game.
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I know! Rumor has it that UCLA's #1 QB didn't play and was on the sideline. :dunno:
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Things are “getting hairy “ for UCLA
Thought he said "Things are getting hairy for the Bruins."
Could be wrong, though. Since I was 99% asleep 5 minutes into the game.
could be...I was quoting from memory which isn’t the greatest. All I know is it made me lol
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Things are “getting hairy “ for UCLA
Thought he said "Things are getting hairy for the Bruins."
Could be wrong, though. Since I was 99% asleep 5 minutes into the game.
could be...I was quoting from memory which isn’t the greatest. All I know is it made me lol
CAS and i had a nice LOL at that. The lady decked out in a ginormous fur coat at a football game in Arizona was a funny imagine in and of itself, but the "getting hairy" line was the cherry on top.
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https://twitter.com/TrimGoEMAW/status/945882541738811394
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:lol:
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Isn't Walter Mathau dead?
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Isn't Walter Mathau dead?
:ROFL:
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I always enjoy the K-State fan meltdowns about how much the commentators talk about the other team or whatever.
I actually enjoyed Rodgers quite a bit. He had pretty good football insight all night.
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I always enjoy the K-State fan meltdowns about how much the commentators talk about the other team or whatever.
Or also literally any fanbase’s fans. Remember the Royal hate against Joe Buck because of how much love he was giving Bumgardener (or whatever)?
I also liked the announcing crew from the game FWIW.
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I always enjoy the K-State fan meltdowns about how much the commentators talk about the other team or whatever.
I actually enjoyed Rodgers quite a bit. He had pretty good football insight all night.
I agree, but this was different in the fact they only cared about a kid that wasn't playing and a coach that wasn't coaching. Got tiresome. Either way, go cats.
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i liked the sportscenter dude who was like "there were more cutaways of josh rosen in that game than points scored by ucla." or something like that.
That was great. I hope he doesn't lose his job
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i liked the sportscenter dude who was like "there were more cutaways of josh rosen in that game than points scored by ucla." or something like that.
That was great. I hope he doesn't lose his job
I believe it was Neil Everett. Sportscenter since 2000
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I always enjoy the K-State fan meltdowns about how much the commentators talk about the other team or whatever.
I actually enjoyed Rodgers quite a bit. He had pretty good football insight all night.
And the pbp guy was honestly pretty funny and they traded some nice barbs. I seriously didn't think anything was out of the ordinary for such a boring first half until I saw KSU fans whining about them.
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Someone on Wildcat Salute is now claiming that the announcers were saying "we" when referring to UCLA. Absurd.
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This trail of tweets is delicious.
https://twitter.com/MervKSU/status/946045838912040962
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Someone on Wildcat Salute is now claiming that the announcers were saying "we" when referring to UCLA. Absurd.
That is stupid AF
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They lost me when they went to bud light comedy.
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This trail of tweets is delicious.
https://twitter.com/MervKSU/status/946045838912040962
man, that's painful when you click through
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I always enjoy the K-State fan meltdowns about how much the commentators talk about the other team or whatever.
I actually enjoyed Rodgers quite a bit. He had pretty good football insight all night.
I hated him on The Bachelorette and I don't think I could bridge that gap. Judging by a twitter search for him, there were a lot of non K-State fans who were bachelorette watchers too.
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This trail of tweets is delicious.
https://twitter.com/MervKSU/status/946045838912040962
Merv is the absolute worst. The guy is damn near 40 tweeting players and recruits like he's a thirsty chick.
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I had to do an intervention on fellow family members complaining about how K-State wasn't getting enough love.
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Shout to espn for coming up with ways to get anyone other than KSU'rs to take notice of the game's existence and keep watching partially.
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Rodgers is responding to way too many KSU fans on twitter
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A K-State fan telling Rodgers to "show some respect to the HOF/living legend" that is Bill (when they were), is a perfect summary of this fan base.
Surprised they're not pissed at the announcers for saying Sean doesn't deserve the job.
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https://twitter.com/SeanLowe09/status/946024175520636929
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I think my disappointment is just that they didn’t know who Phil was. That was a missed opportunity to enlighten the unwashed masses.
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when going to look at Merv's tweets (a mistake) the first suggested follow was @FANMAN_KSU
these algorithm's are spooky good
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I have 1400 followers, LN. I'm a rough ridin' smash hit in the #Kstate community.
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the neil everett thing was really funny. i did enjoy the conversation about replacing bill with someone actually good and not sean. up until they mentioned bielema.
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I have 1400 followers, LN. I'm a rough ridin' smash hit in the #Kstate community.
:ksu:
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the neil everett thing was really funny. i did enjoy the conversation about replacing bill with someone actually good and not sean. up until they mentioned bielema.
What's wrong with Bielema?
He sucks
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we can do a lot worse than Bielema and likely will
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we can do a lot worse than Bielema and likely will
Agreed
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I’d like an explanation for Bielma’s rapid progression of leaving great gig in Wisconsin, gaining a bagillion pounds, and then sucking as a coach.
Seems like he might have some issues that aren’t good for CEO’s.
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I’d like an explanation for Bielma’s rapid progression of leaving great gig in Wisconsin, gaining a bagillion pounds, and then sucking as a coach.
Seems like he might have some issues that aren’t good for CEO’s.
Cross post to "Signs of Getting Older" but this is a common thing in the early 40s.
No explanation for the other things though.
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not sure why he left Wiscy after 3 straight Rose Bowls, Arkansas will always be 5th best in their division, so not a huge surprise he didn't do as well there. maybe he literally got fat and happy, i don't know.
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he used to have a tape worm then it came out and he gained weight, I thought this was common knowledge?
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bielema is a younger charlie weis. if you want him, i can't help you.
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If he's motivated and clean, I think he's a smart choice. Maybe not flashy, but who is compared to :billdance:
Is he? Either of those?
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he used to have a tape worm then it came out and he gained weight, I thought this was common knowledge?
omg ‘clams I literally couldn’t stop laughing for a solid 2-3 minutes after reading that :lol:
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bielema is a younger charlie weis. if you want him, i can't help you.
Except for the success as a head coach part. But other than that, yeah basically the same.
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Yeah, wtf?
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bielema is a younger charlie weis. if you want him, i can't help you.
lol wut
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Watching tournament of roses parade this morning. OU band on screen and the announcer was talking about "Heisman trophy quarterback Baker MANSfield."
Tom
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Amazon prime live Rose Bowl parade hosted by Will Ferrell and Molly Shannon.
Miracle Gro Float "I'll be damed if anything goes on my lawn but Miracle Gro"
OU Float "Norman Oklahoma is a small town whose band smells like manure"
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Attending the Rose Parade and Rose Bowl is #1 on my bucket list. I've watched it on television for as long as I can remember. Protip the HGTV broadcast has no commercials.
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Watching tournament of roses parade this morning. OU band on screen and the announcer was talking about "Heisman trophy quarterback Baker MANSfield."
Tom
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I thought he said Manfield. Good grief!
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Attending the Rose Parade and Rose Bowl is #1 on my bucket list. I've watched it on television for as long as I can remember. Protip the HGTV broadcast has no commercials.
We attended the cats game out there when we played UCLA. Cheap substitute for wanting to do the same.
Tom
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That Japanese band! :love:
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These moves, man!
https://youtu.be/QCl0XsUT41A
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That Japanese band! :love:
Super Mario Bros. :love:
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These moves, man!
https://youtu.be/QCl0XsUT41A
This was very enjoyable
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That Japanese band! :love:
Super Mario Bros. :love:
Yes!
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These moves, man!
https://youtu.be/QCl0XsUT41A
Thanks for that, I didn't realize they are predominantly girls when I was watching the parade.
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FS1 half time highlights...
"You don't just waltz into Lawrence and wi... well, yes you do."
Tom
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FS1 half time highlights...
"You don't just waltz into Lawrence and wi... well, yes you do."
Tom
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:lol: