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Title: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: pissclams on May 17, 2017, 09:17:50 PM
background: the old ball coach is getting to retirement age and when he does retire, it's time to rip his name off the stadium and rename it by securing naming rights ala sprint center, staples center, soldier field, etc. 
for a school as big as kansas state is, it makes no sense not to profit off of the naming rights to the stadium, especially if we win the natty next year.  does/will snyder care?  he claims that he's so humble, so let's make him back up his claim by doing a ceremony where he pulls the first letter "B" off of the wall.  then rich donors can pay to pull the remaining letters i-l-l S-n-y-d-e-r F-a-m-i-l-y down for $10k per letter, boom we just made $150k.

then as a tribute to snyder we put that money into the war chest that we use to pay a new coach.  kind of a "get rid of the old and bring in the new" type of gesture.

thesis: i'd like to get some of the creative types from this message board to start submitting new stadium naming ideas that we then sell to a company for naming rights to the stadium.  i'll route all the legitimate ideas to the Mustang in the ad's office so he has an idea of the type of crazed fans he's dealing with.  #bleedpurple

ideas:
Sandstone Street  (we love the song, let's name our stadium after it!).  then sell Sandstone Street name to Intel for $40M (estimate) for ten years.  Intel Sandstone Street Stadium was born.  or make Intel bid against another big company like Coca Cola.  Coca Cola Sandstone Street Stadium was born.

cannot wait to start getting paid.  yes, i spent many long nights in calvin hall studying business and have always had a business centric focus in my career. 

ideas, thoughts? 

#cats

Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: Tobias on May 18, 2017, 12:04:59 AM
here's some things i personally have on good authority that the wildcat family loves:

1. LHC Bill Snyder
2. BBQ
3. our AD is (maybe the first) hybrid geriatric AD/IT professional?

bill's gates family bbq and family fun center
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: manpow5 on May 18, 2017, 12:15:29 AM
Briggs Auto Family Stadium
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: sonofdaxjones on May 18, 2017, 02:31:26 AM
Bayer Ag Field at John Deere Gator Stadium

Apple North Endzone Fun Zone

Cisco Prairie Fire Wall

Fontenelle Hybrids Stadium Center

Dodge Ram Tough East Stadium Club








 
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: Cartierfor3 on May 18, 2017, 07:59:20 AM
clams "gets it" and this is a great chance for our stade to = $.


I say we only go for whales with our naming rights.

Facebook Field at Google Family Stadium sponsored by Apple
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: Cartierfor3 on May 18, 2017, 07:59:57 AM
We can call it "The Face"
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on May 18, 2017, 08:00:35 AM
Paint "The Face" Purple
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: pissclams on May 18, 2017, 08:20:46 AM

I say we only go for whales with our naming rights.

Facebook Field at Google Family Stadium sponsored by Apple

whales is right.   why on earth would someone suggest briggs?  we want a company with deep pockets and a lot of media exposure in the business world and on social media snapchat/instagram/facebook/twitter/reddit/others?

i would say koch industries since they're in our back yard but i don't want to politicize the team since we're such a staunch proponent of the military/fort riley (don't cross streams Lol).

i like the face.  can you imagine mark zukerburg in the chairbacks yelling "PURPLE" while the Winklevoss brothers are in the student section
yelling back "POWER", Purple Power Purple Power etc during games would be fire
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 18, 2017, 08:32:59 AM
The Koch brothers have decent bread and it is a really poorly held secret that they are dying to be associated with KSU versus the loseriest school in the state, WSU.  I know a ton of Cat fans think we are better than those socially awkward dirt miners but if we let them come around one in awhile and feel a part of the #Family they would throw some big numbers at naming rights.
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: _33 on May 18, 2017, 08:53:31 AM
IMO LHC LHC Bill Snyder has earned the right to negotiate the deal for the naming rights of the stadium. 
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: Cartierfor3 on May 18, 2017, 08:56:04 AM
IMO LHC LHC Bill Snyder has earned the right to negotiate the deal for the naming rights of the stadium.

If he wants to outbid Facebook and Google be my guest.
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 18, 2017, 10:39:06 AM
 Also, we could make them pronounce their name "male genitals" so we could call it The male genitals.  Would be fun for the youngsters, and we know Bill loves the youngsters
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: yoga-like_abana on May 18, 2017, 10:43:17 AM
Brooks & Dunn Stadium
Goo Goo Dolls almost came here once Field
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: Shooter Jones on May 18, 2017, 10:48:04 AM
Alphabet Inc's KSU Stadium
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: ChiComCat on May 18, 2017, 10:54:18 AM
Boeing Field at Koch Stadium in the Sprint Athletic Park
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 18, 2017, 10:58:09 AM
I'm pretty loaded, how does "Dickstone Field" sound?
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: cfbandyman on May 18, 2017, 11:02:00 AM
I'm going with Bojack Horseman and saying: AOL-Time Warner-Pepsico-Viacom-Halliburton-Skynet-Toyota-Taco Bell-Trader Joe's Stadium
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: sonofdaxjones on May 18, 2017, 01:13:18 PM
I named three corps with a combined $300 billion in cash lying around.
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: I_have_purplewood on May 18, 2017, 01:34:45 PM
Trump Stadium..   It will not only bring in the dough but it's Patriotic as all get out.  Solid for 8 years too!   :kstatriot: :kstatriot: (ftp://:kstatriot: :kstatriot:)
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: Catchacold on May 18, 2017, 01:40:08 PM
instead of using boring numbers, sell the naming rights to the sections and rows

"I'm sitting in Amazon section, Bank of America row... "
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: Cartierfor3 on May 18, 2017, 01:44:19 PM
instead of using boring numbers, sell the naming rights to the sections and rows

"I'm sitting in Amazon section, Bank of America row... "

This is Smart. The upper deck can be named after an airline because its closer to the air
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 18, 2017, 02:51:28 PM
Field level by whichever company has the DOD contract for submarines? Or build the moat just for them.
Title: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: Pete on May 18, 2017, 05:47:48 PM
The south side walk by Bram is perfect for "Dara's Fast Lane."
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: kim carnes on May 18, 2017, 05:52:48 PM
Nobody wants to sponsor our stadium
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: MadCat on May 18, 2017, 11:02:00 PM
The Carl and Mary Ice Capades
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: _33 on May 19, 2017, 12:11:33 PM
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Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: Tobias on May 19, 2017, 12:14:34 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: cfbandyman on May 19, 2017, 12:34:45 PM
:lol: that's amaze
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: Cartierfor3 on May 19, 2017, 02:29:10 PM
oh hell yeah
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: pissclams on May 20, 2017, 02:30:28 PM
send it to zucks
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 20, 2017, 04:10:26 PM
H&R Block would have been punnier and more realistic.
Title: Re: IF and WHEN (stadium related) ??
Post by: MadCat on May 22, 2017, 02:28:17 PM
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I like this name better than Fontanelle...