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Title: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: DQ12 on April 20, 2017, 02:36:25 PM: I'm planning on making the trip down to Nashville with my wife and our little ones. When I travel to away games, I like to find a tailgate, drink some adult beverages (beer only) and engage in some good natured ribbing with our hosts (all in good fun of course).

Any tips for some fun trash talk??? Share your ideas here!
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: DQ12 on April 20, 2017, 02:37:57 PM: OT (Not an insult): I sometimes get Vanderbilt confused with Wake Forest.
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 20, 2017, 02:40:20 PM: ask them to point you in the direction of some good boots :lol:
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: DQ12 on April 20, 2017, 02:40:51 PM: I'm working on one insult where I say something to the effect of "more like perioddores."
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: OK_Cat on April 20, 2017, 02:45:08 PM: Hey Vanderbilt, Anderson Cooper is fake news!

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Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: star seed 7 on April 20, 2017, 02:45:38 PM: I've read that the locals call it "cash-ville"
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: steve dave on April 20, 2017, 02:51:31 PM: your basketball court is stupid
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: steve dave on April 20, 2017, 02:52:21 PM: Quote from: Dlew12 on April 20, 2017, 02:37:57 PM
OT (Not an insult): I sometimes get Vanderbilt confused with Wake Forest.

literally everyone on earth does
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: mocat on April 20, 2017, 02:52:27 PM: We beat you in the first four and now we're gong to beat you in football
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: SPEmaw on April 20, 2017, 02:53:02 PM: Dlew is married all of a sudden? :dunno:
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: steve dave on April 20, 2017, 02:53:32 PM: (chanted as we're whipping their asses 14-6 in the 4th quarter):

JUST LIKE THE PLAY IN QUALIFYING GAME IN BASKETBALL "CLAP" "CLAP" "CLAP-CLAP-CLAP"
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 20, 2017, 02:54:22 PM: Quote from: Dlew12 on April 20, 2017, 02:37:57 PM
OT (Not an insult): I sometimes get Vanderbilt confused with Wake Forest.

And Purdue
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: DQ12 on April 20, 2017, 02:55:35 PM: Vanderpump rules, but Vanderbilt DROOLS
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 20, 2017, 02:57:07 PM: Mr. Commodore more like Mr. Commowhore
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: OK_Cat on April 20, 2017, 02:57:36 PM: Quote from: OK_Cat on April 20, 2017, 02:45:08 PM
Hey Vanderbilt, Anderson Cooper is fake news!

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Because his great great great grandfather started the university. Family tree smack, guys. Do some god damn research.

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Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: DQ12 on April 20, 2017, 02:58:23 PM: remember when you hired k-state's OC and were good for a few years until he left and now you guys stink again?
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: DQ12 on April 20, 2017, 02:59:25 PM: these are all really good, you guys.
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: Pett on April 20, 2017, 03:05:12 PM: they had that whole rape scandal a few years ago
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: DQ12 on April 20, 2017, 03:11:32 PM: Quote from: Pett on April 20, 2017, 03:05:12 PM
they had that whole rape scandal a few years ago
:nono:

these must be good natured and kid friendly, Pett.
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 20, 2017, 03:12:52 PM: Rock and roll hall of fame:

MEH!
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: mocat on April 20, 2017, 03:19:17 PM: GMAFB WITH THIS MURFREESBORO GARBAGE
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: Pett on April 20, 2017, 03:23:26 PM: Quote from: Dlew12 on April 20, 2017, 03:11:32 PM
Quote from: Pett on April 20, 2017, 03:05:12 PM
they had that whole rape scandal a few years ago
:nono:

these must be good natured and kid friendly, Pett.

Could be a good lesson for the kids. Don't rape and especially don't gang bang
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 20, 2017, 03:24:34 PM: just emailed stenurud and will let you guys know what he comes up with. also I'm pretty sure wake forest is in Vanderbilt or vice versa. like, one is the name of the school and the other is the name of the town it's located in.
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: sonofdaxjones on April 20, 2017, 03:31:09 PM: Quote from: Dlew12 on April 20, 2017, 02:37:57 PM
OT (Not an insult): I sometimes get Vanderbilt confused with Wake Forest.

All the time
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: mocat on April 20, 2017, 03:33:56 PM: guy that that takes care of my yard is a vandy grad. i remember offering him condolences when shaka left for texas. nice guy.
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: Kat Kid on April 20, 2017, 03:34:07 PM: we sank your boat?

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Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: DQ12 on April 20, 2017, 03:37:34 PM: my boy says that the bully in his grade calls people "Hanzo Mains." could be a good go-to if there are youths to be insulted.
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 20, 2017, 03:44:54 PM: Elvis was probably the least famous celebrity depicted in Forrest Gump.
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 20, 2017, 04:25:24 PM: 2nd tier
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: wetwillie on April 20, 2017, 08:29:51 PM: Ask them how many Vanderbilt grads it takes to screw in a lightbulb.

Answer: zero

Because there is no electricity in Tennessee.
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: LeggoKatZ on April 20, 2017, 09:34:43 PM: Seems like this is a good place for this:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjONKkXFmW0[/youtube]
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: MakeItRain on April 21, 2017, 12:53:33 AM: Quote from: Dr Rick Daris on April 20, 2017, 03:24:34 PM
just emailed stenurud

:lol:
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: Shooter Jones on April 21, 2017, 10:37:25 AM: I'm just going to lofl uncontrollably while looking around at their high school stade.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgraphics.fansonly.com%2Fschools%2Fvand%2Fgraphics%2Fvand-stadium-day.jpg&hash=088da7e6aee96b98efbfecfefc116e914be793df)
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: mocat on April 21, 2017, 10:46:22 AM: that setting tho
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: Shooter Jones on April 21, 2017, 10:58:25 AM: bet there's a good clean poop deck joke somewhere.
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: Joker on April 21, 2017, 11:02:23 AM: What the heck is a demon deacon anyway?
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: pissclams on April 21, 2017, 11:06:21 AM: Quote from: Dlew12 on April 20, 2017, 03:37:34 PM
my boy says that the bully in his grade calls people "Hanzo Mains." could be a good go-to if there are youths to be insulted.

classic. vanderbilt is so hanzo. :lol:
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: SkinnyBenny on April 21, 2017, 11:24:40 AM: Quote from: LeggoKatZ on April 20, 2017, 09:34:43 PM
Seems like this is a good place for this:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjONKkXFmW0[/youtube]

That was great. Almost makes me wanna cheer for Vandy in our game against them.
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: TimJimothy on April 21, 2017, 01:30:47 PM: I once walked around their campus with my wife. If she hadn't been there, I would have drug my nutz all over everything.

Nice campus, by the way.

None of this is a potential insult to them, I realize.
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: Gooch on April 21, 2017, 01:41:54 PM: Quote from: Shooter Jones on April 21, 2017, 10:37:25 AM
I'm just going to lofl uncontrollably while looking around at their high school stade.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgraphics.fansonly.com%2Fschools%2Fvand%2Fgraphics%2Fvand-stadium-day.jpg&hash=088da7e6aee96b98efbfecfefc116e914be793df)
that is laughable for any power 5 school let alone an $EC one.
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: GregKSU1027 on April 22, 2017, 11:04:19 AM: The south lost the war? Idk southerners are still pissed about a conflict that ended a while ago :Carl:
Title: Re: Vanderbilt Insult Ideas (Good natured ONLY)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 22, 2017, 12:05:07 PM: Quote from: GregKSU1027 on April 22, 2017, 11:04:19 AM
The south lost the war? Idk southerners are still pissed about a conflict that ended a while ago :Carl:

They are pissed because we beat their ass