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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: 420seriouscat69 on February 01, 2017, 09:13:24 AM
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I've been wanting to start this thread for awhile. Sucks I have to start it with some mediocre gems, but they still make me giggle.
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/826804582047178752
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/826642744483467264
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/826630911710031873
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/826583604062982146
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/826440917821353984
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http://www.theonion.com/article/trump-supporter-has-few-backup-scapegoats-ready-go-55186
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Always my favorite:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.onionstatic.com%2Fonion%2F8684%2Foriginal%2F1200.jpg&hash=0586a859ae12c37b5bfb61cff79c9e15431f92fe)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtR2m20C2YM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWQN5-Top6g
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The onion is very overrated
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According to whom?
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The onion is very overrated
they created clickhole which IMO is probably better. Hard Times is also pretty good.
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"I'm like a chocoholic, but for booze."
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The onion is very overrated
they created clickhole which IMO is probably better. Hard Times is also pretty good.
Clickhole was basically the only reason I was on Facebook.
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http://www.theonion.com/article/controversial-puppy-bowl-star-shits-during-nationa-55240?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing
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This is probably not funny to anyone else but me. It would have been better had they said "lower upper class". Maybe this should go in the "Signs you spend to much time on gE.com.
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/830138782003322881
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I enjoyed this.
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/829912553597845505 (https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/829912553597845505)
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http://www.theonion.com/article/secret-service-adds-emotional-protection-division--55263
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Baylor related :lol:
http://www.theonion.com/article/mom-finds-disturbing-reading-material-teenage-sons-56110?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing
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http://www.theonion.com/article/authorities-praise-twitter-users-rapid-response-vi-56247?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing
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if you like the Onion, this is a good podcast with the origin story
http://creative.gimletmedia.com/shows/the-venture/
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if you like the Onion, this is a good podcast with the origin story
http://creative.gimletmedia.com/shows/the-venture/
TY! The first one?
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Found it. Never mind.
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WackyCat08: I saw one, one time, that said, "The next week, the world is ending." And in the next week's The Onion, they said, "We were miraculously saved at the zero hour by a koala-fish mutant bird." Crazy crap.
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:lol:
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:lol:
http://www.theonion.com/article/local-dumbfuck-on-jumbotron-waits-until-last-damn--35880?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing
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:lol:
Incredible! This Guy’s Whole Carpool Tore His Favorite Song Apart And He Said Nothing!
https://www.facebook.com/clickhole/videos/1902100546696869/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
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https://twitter.com/theonion/status/899384073721974784
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https://politics.theonion.com/presidential-limo-guns-it-around-corner-in-attempt-to-t-1820087538
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The Onion cut to the core of me today.
https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1318599141958746120?s=21
Also, this is my favorite tweet of all time. It was the first thing I saw when I looked at my phone on my oldest kid’s 3rd birthday.
https://twitter.com/theonion/status/892369474447454210?s=21
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I follow the onion on the twitter and about once a week I will see one of their posts and just lose my crap laughing. Glad that this thread got bumped as I will now try to remember to post them here.
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This was the most recent one
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1318228977086091266?s=19
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I follow the onion on the twitter and about once a week I will see one of their posts and just lose my crap laughing. Glad that this thread got bumped as I will now try to remember to post them here.
It’s not what it once was, but it’s still pretty good. From now on whenever there’s one of those “what’s your biggest fear?” tweets, that Onion friends tweet will be my answer.
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https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1318984913060843521
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https://www.theonion.com/kansas-national-guard-announces-they-re-ready-to-defend-1845394275
TOPEKA, KS—In an evidently unprovoked statement, Kansas National Guard Brigadier General Anthony V. Mohatt announced Thursday that the Kansas National Guard was ready to defend against attacks on Kansas at any time. “From the rolling hills of the east to the sweeping plains of the west, the Kansas National Guard is in a sufficient state of readiness to mount a swift response and retaliate with overwhelming force against any threat that dares oppose the Sunflower State,” said General Mohatt, who went on to elaborate in great detail how, even as he spoke, Kansas National Guard troops had deployed across the state, with steady-handed demolitions units setting traps on major infrastructure; eager pilots idling their fighters and bombers on the ready lines of major air bases; and valiant infantrymen keeping vigil at the border by peering into Colorado, Oklahoma, Missouri, and Nebraska with tactical night-vision binoculars. “With the might and honor, we will defend the land of Kansas. Only the National Guard can claim to know the treacherous terrain like the backs of their hands. And if any tyrant entertains the notion of taking a guardsman alive, know that my orders state that every soldier must fight to his last breath, taking his own life if necessary.” At press time, General Mohatt had mobilized two armored divisions “in response to threatening Sooner Troop movements” on the Kansas border with Oklahoma.
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Saw that a little early and I don't think I ever had a more raging KS boner
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1319656088254427137
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https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1319790770166050818?s=21
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1382159181000609795?s=19
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1397980306943188997?s=19
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1400501333078257674?s=19
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lol
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1401950880631603202?s=20
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The Onion's Subsidiary
Fully vaccinated people, and also just liars, can now go mask-free at theaters
https://www.avclub.com/fully-vaccinated-people-and-also-just-liars-can-now-g-1846996271
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1427003414379122690?s=19
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1440866014258925568?s=19
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I immediately lost it laughing at this one.
https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1449065053525843971?s=21
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They should have just used a picture of me.
https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1456358121853628421?s=21
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https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1488933986973798402?t=j3GYVibRAMPfIjxtGVlF6g&s=19
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https://www.theonion.com/super-bowl-boston-dynamics-dog-unstoppable-at-puppy-bow-1848516968
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Should be posted in the Killing Animals thread. :D
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:)
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1493676583424565250
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https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1501667912876281859?s=21
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https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1501667912876281859?s=21
:lol:
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1003681788353490944?s=20&t=dMBLo81y_zyOvt2dxUNXMg
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Not The Onion but pretty great.
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Let us not forget:
https://youtu.be/xWQN5-Top6g
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:excited:
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1540414530567770112?s=20&t=jQVYVMRQSeKmOWKPC_Pc1Q
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1540414530567770112?s=20&t=jQVYVMRQSeKmOWKPC_Pc1Q
They've been on a tear with those today.
It's like the mass shooting ones a few weeks back
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I'm having a hard time laughing about this.
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I'm having a hard time laughing about this.
Probably a misnomer of the thread, cause yeah def no laughing matter (same with the mass shooting ones)
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I didn't giggle but I did chuckle inwardly:
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1556732046600462342?s=20&t=DcGKqmWPSfPVNFVvWnFssA
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https://twitter.com/JoParkerBear/status/1557973375481516032?t=i83675_GUHPXtc-YdonBTA&s=19
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I didn't giggle but I did chuckle inwardly:
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1556732046600462342?s=20&t=DcGKqmWPSfPVNFVvWnFssA
Is that John Mahoney aka Martin Crane from "Frasier"?
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I didn't giggle but I did chuckle inwardly:
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1556732046600462342?s=20&t=DcGKqmWPSfPVNFVvWnFssA
Is that John Mahoney aka Martin Crane from "Frasier"?
That's Arlo Givens
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1567939596729688066?t=9yGqKWhqEt24Um4AHP5Adg&s=19
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https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1575909474434531337?s=46&t=7ZLVYhWtAFedswN267eZ2Q
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