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Title: Passing the big one. Who is going to do well at thee Debate.
Post by: renocat on September 23, 2016, 01:25:11 PM
Hillary peoples are angry.  She requested a stool to stand on to look taller.  Ain't going to happen.  There aren't going to be any breaks for 90 minutes.  If she goes into q.wormy dog coughing fit, spazyeyed event, bladder blowout, or stumbles the camera keeps rolling.  This has to mess with her head.  Trump wins with style.
Title: Re: Passing the big one. Who is going to do well at thee Debate.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 23, 2016, 01:40:12 PM
She needs a great nicname for Trump.  Lyin' Donald
Title: Re: Passing the big one. Who is going to do well at thee Debate.
Post by: steve dave on September 23, 2016, 01:49:25 PM
bill shows up in a hillary wig and pantsuit and body-bag's trump in like the first 5 minutes
Title: Re: Passing the big one. Who is going to do well at thee Debate.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 23, 2016, 01:52:25 PM
She needs a great nicname for Trump.  Lyin' Donald
Lyin' Donny
Title: Re: Passing the big one. Who is going to do well at thee Debate.
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on September 23, 2016, 02:13:54 PM
I suggest she wears some depends and also make sure to have a big bottle of water stashed in the podium.
Title: Re: Passing the big one. Who is going to do well at thee Debate.
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on September 23, 2016, 02:46:45 PM
I thought Trump got his ass kicked at most of the pub debates, which just goes to show I'm not in the mainstream of voters. So I'll watch but hell if I know who's "won."

Trumps big advantage is the bar has been set very low for him. His big disadvantage is he's kinda a moron.

Hillary's big advantage are the MSM moderators. Her big disadvantage is that she's incredibly annoying to listen to for any extended period of time.

I think Trump has a much bigger upside because perceptions of Hillary are already set for anyone who hasn't been living in a cave the past few decades.
Title: Re: Passing the big one. Who is going to do well at thee Debate.
Post by: CNS on September 23, 2016, 02:51:02 PM
They both have very punchable faces, but for different face reasons, imo.
Title: Re: Passing the big one. Who is going to do well at thee Debate.
Post by: Panjandrum on September 23, 2016, 02:55:59 PM
She needs a great nicname for Trump.  Lyin' Donald

Deplorable Don
Title: Re: Passing the big one. Who is going to do well at thee Debate.
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on September 23, 2016, 02:59:08 PM
This is a Dem politician - let's not overthink this. Her nickname for Donald is pretty obvious: "bigot."
Title: Passing the big one. Who is going to do well at thee Debate.
Post by: catastrophe on September 23, 2016, 02:59:50 PM
I think it will be alright. Trump is definitely judged by a different standard so it will be tough for Hillary. If Trump gets Hillary's face to be as red as his, then I think he wins, regardless of the content.

My hope is for something so hilariously awful and embarrassing that the committee has to put Gary in for the next debates. (Though I wish they could put in Bill Weld instead)
Title: Re: Passing the big one. Who is going to do well at thee Debate.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 23, 2016, 03:09:13 PM
bill shows up in a hillary wig and pantsuit and body-bag's trump in like the first 5 minutes

I'd love to see him dust off the fastball for one more game
Title: Re: Passing the big one. Who is going to do well at thee Debate.
Post by: MakeItRain on September 23, 2016, 03:14:46 PM
Hillary's big advantage are the MSM moderators.

I think my favorite story of the week was the Trump campaign complaining about the lib moderators and then it was revealed that Lester Holt is a registered republican. Nothing says that "we want the black vote" than assuming that the black dude is a democrat just because he's black.
Title: Re: Passing the big one. Who is going to do well at thee Debate.
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on September 23, 2016, 07:03:32 PM
MIR, you should post less. A LOT less.
Title: Re: Passing the big one. Who is going to do well at thee Debate.
Post by: renocat on September 24, 2016, 05:02:00 PM
Hellroids said she is going to set Mark Cuban on the front row to rattle WUD.  He tweeted he was going to get Jennifer Flowers to sit next to him.
Title: Re: Passing the big one. Who is going to do well at thee Debate.
Post by: catastrophe on September 24, 2016, 05:21:23 PM
Do the candidates really get to choose who sits in the front row during the debates? If so, I would think they might want their spouse and children there...
Title: Re: Passing the big one. Who is going to do well at thee Debate.
Post by: chum1 on September 24, 2016, 05:35:31 PM
They'll both probably do fine and it will be boring. Based on reports, though, I seriously doubt that Trump has stood in one place and/or stayed focused on a task for 90 minutes anytime in at least the past 25 years. So, maybe he'll start throwing a tantrum like a toddler or something.
Title: Re: Passing the big one. Who is going to do well at thee Debate.
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on September 24, 2016, 06:07:09 PM
Maybe Donald will pull a Turd Ferguson and disappear for a while, and maybe hillary will do everyone a favor and die.
Title: Re: Passing the big one. Who is going to do well at thee Debate.
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on September 24, 2016, 06:30:11 PM
They'll both probably do fine and it will be boring. Based on reports, though, I seriously doubt that Trump has stood in one place and/or stayed focused on a task for 90 minutes anytime in at least the past 25 years. So, maybe he'll start throwing a tantrum like a toddler or something.

His RNC acceptance speech was nearly that long and he crushed it. The Donald feeds off anger and conflict. He'll be in good shape. The HRC handlers are just hoping their meat puppet can make it 90 minutes without popping a seam.
Title: Re: Passing the big one. Who is going to do well at thee Debate.
Post by: star seed 7 on September 24, 2016, 06:38:04 PM
They'll both probably do fine and it will be boring. Based on reports, though, I seriously doubt that Trump has stood in one place and/or stayed focused on a task for 90 minutes anytime in at least the past 25 years. So, maybe he'll start throwing a tantrum like a toddler or something.

His RNC acceptance speech was nearly that long and he crushed it. The Donald feeds off anger and conflict. He'll be in good shape. The HRC handlers are just hoping their meat puppet can make it 90 minutes without popping a seam.

 :lol:

i'm really starting to enjoy ksuw going all in on trump
Title: Re: Passing the big one. Who is going to do well at thee Debate.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 25, 2016, 09:05:21 AM
It is amaze watching several conservative go all in on Trump.  Like watching the church crowd go all in.

He is pro choice folks.  he was always a dem/liberal.
Title: Re: Passing the big one. Who is going to do well at thee Debate.
Post by: CNS on September 25, 2016, 09:11:35 AM
Looks like the Bushes, AKA political elite, have more strict control of their beliefs than the religious right.  I mean, Cruz is all in now and GHB is like "He'll naw".  :dunno:

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Title: Re: Passing the big one. Who is going to do well at thee Debate.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 25, 2016, 09:13:16 AM
Looks like the Bushes, AKA political elite, have more strict control of their beliefs than the religious right.  I mean, Cruz is all in now and GHB is like "He'll naw".  :dunno:

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Surprised?  cruz will do anything
Title: Re: Passing the big one. Who is going to do well at thee Debate.
Post by: star seed 7 on September 25, 2016, 09:13:31 AM
It is amaze watching several conservative go all in on Trump.  Like watching the church crowd go all in.

He is pro choice folks.  he was always a dem/liberal.

The liberal media hate him so he must be doing something right!
Title: Re: Passing the big one. Who is going to do well at thee Debate.
Post by: CNS on September 25, 2016, 09:16:25 AM
Yes.  Heiarchy of what the religious right need from a candidate:
1. Angry up libs
2. Angry up media
3. Angry up brown ppl
4. Guns
5. Hate others religion
6. Protect my religion
7. Taxes and stuff

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Title: Re: Passing the big one. Who is going to do well at thee Debate.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 25, 2016, 09:52:00 AM
Yes.  Heiarchy of what the religious right need from a candidate:
1. Angry up libs
2. Angry up media
3. Angry up brown ppl
4. Guns
5. Hate others religion
6. Protect my religion
7. Taxes and stuff

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How can you leave out gays?
Title: Re: Passing the big one. Who is going to do well at thee Debate.
Post by: CNS on September 25, 2016, 10:03:44 AM
#1 includes this in their minds.

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