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Title: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Tobias on October 23, 2015, 09:26:04 AM
we are one week away from emporia state.  let's meet the guys!  :emawkid:

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Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: star seed 7 on October 23, 2015, 09:29:15 AM
Interesting if accurate
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: TownieCat on October 23, 2015, 09:31:58 AM
we are one week away from emporia state.  let's meet the guys!  :emawkid:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FI4k8P7p.png&hash=cabb6e1d736ac218500009298956b6f1e6a97aff)
Mods, please pin this thread. It will take me a couple of months to memorize this.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 23, 2015, 09:37:29 AM
I bet Hunch cleans up at K-State.  :love:
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 23, 2015, 09:40:41 AM
Please tell me Huntch'es parents are loaded and want to make sure all the boys on the team are well taken care of with rights to withhold or increase support based on performance and/or offsets for better recruits.


Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Trim on October 23, 2015, 09:42:37 AM
[Printing on cardstock]
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on October 23, 2015, 10:38:02 AM
did i miss why 404s and wristbreak has an X or is the answer in his nickname?
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Tobias on October 23, 2015, 10:39:09 AM
probably could've removed him from this go-round.  he is done with basketball iirc
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: michigancat on October 23, 2015, 10:46:26 AM
Oh man this has me #JAZZED!

:excited:
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Trim on October 23, 2015, 11:04:37 AM
I won't mind printing myself a new program that fits better on one page once Bolden's officially out.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: 'taterblast on October 23, 2015, 11:06:32 AM
Please tell me Huntch'es parents are loaded

can absolutely confirm
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Tobias on October 23, 2015, 11:11:30 AM
I won't mind printing myself a new program that fits better on one page once Bolden's officially out.

updated!
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Trim on October 23, 2015, 11:23:47 AM
Hemmy'n now!
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Gooch on October 23, 2015, 11:26:53 AM
I'm going to have to print a cheat sheet for chats.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Trim on October 23, 2015, 11:31:39 AM
I'm going to get a little stand for mine so I can have it prop'd up right next to my computer and ipad on my chat station.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 23, 2015, 11:33:34 AM
Please tell me Huntch'es parents are loaded and want to make sure all the boys on the team are well taken care of with rights to withhold or increase support based on performance and/or offsets for better recruits.

mhk ortho doc. seems very churchy and stand uppy though so I wouldn't count on much.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: renocat on October 23, 2015, 02:36:42 PM
Thanks.  Now if they let us hand this out.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: sys on October 23, 2015, 03:08:27 PM
oh, so hollywoods is on the team.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Trim on October 23, 2015, 03:30:16 PM
Thanks.  Now if they let us hand this out.

I'll hand out a few at schemePAK.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 23, 2015, 03:31:55 PM
oh, so hollywoods is on the team.
What if he turns out to be a badass?   :surprised:
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Cire on October 23, 2015, 04:32:27 PM
Man I hope some of those guys can play basketball
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: slobber on October 23, 2015, 04:40:58 PM
Well done. Will print. Will use these names when talking to people in ACC country, as if they are the nicknames that everyone calls our guys back in Manhattan.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: wetwillie on October 23, 2015, 06:00:11 PM
dog bite would have made a great member of the JYC. 
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: michigancat on October 23, 2015, 06:17:14 PM
I want to hang one in my office
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Cire on October 23, 2015, 06:35:51 PM
How many of those guys played in a d1 basketball game last year
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: pvegs on October 23, 2015, 07:53:13 PM
dogbite, westicles, and deathbite are new to me. are you sure those are reno approved?  :D
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Tobias on October 23, 2015, 08:04:13 PM
:dubious:
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 23, 2015, 08:12:50 PM
these guys are hot hot hot bourbon beach hot
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: CNS on October 24, 2015, 08:18:42 AM
Westicles should be Sad Wes or The Leftovers, imo.

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Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2015, 08:10:44 AM
This is the best thing that will come out of KSU Hoops this season. Which isn't that bad because this is pretty great.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Katpappy on October 27, 2015, 09:39:14 AM
This is the best thing that will come out of KSU Hoops this season. Which isn't that bad because this is pretty great.
Yes, the nicknames are great and fun way BBS'n a shitty coach and who knows players.  Serious question, what name do we have for Coach oscar. 
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Gooch on October 27, 2015, 10:11:58 AM
This is the best thing that will come out of KSU Hoops this season. Which isn't that bad because this is pretty great.
Yes, the nicknames are great and fun way BBS'n a shitty coach and who knows players.  Serious question, what name do we have for Coach oscar. 
I tend to always settle in on fuckface.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: renocat on October 27, 2015, 11:10:17 AM
This is the best thing that will come out of KSU Hoops this season. Which isn't that bad because this is pretty great.
Yes, the nicknames are great and fun way BBS'n a shitty coach and who knows players.  Serious question, what name do we have for Coach oscar.
Oscar.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2015, 01:33:44 PM
I will fully get behind calling oscar Oscar from this point forward
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Tobias on October 27, 2015, 01:37:29 PM
I'm not messing up the hemmy-ability of this roster and not making a coaches roster so you guys are gonna have to try your hardest to remember oscar and twocoaches
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: kso_FAN on October 27, 2015, 01:38:37 PM
My main assessment for this year's Cats will be based on Tigger and Eeyore, but these nicknames are pretty great.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2015, 01:48:56 PM
what's everyone's fav nickname? I'm torn between xWhomper and Hot Horndogs
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Gooch on October 27, 2015, 01:50:16 PM
Would love to answer that but i have not Hemmy'd my cheat sheet yet.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: CHONGS on October 27, 2015, 02:01:29 PM
So how close is the Emp State game going to be?
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: star seed 7 on October 27, 2015, 02:07:37 PM
xWhomper for sure
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: star seed 7 on October 27, 2015, 02:08:19 PM
Gruntly is second
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Tobias on October 27, 2015, 02:13:17 PM
yeah,  xWhomper
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Tobias on October 27, 2015, 02:14:26 PM
bullnuts and dogbite have pretty amazing picture:nickname qualities
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: chum1 on October 27, 2015, 02:21:20 PM
Vulture is one of my faves. Also like that there's a Dogbite and a Deathbite.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: pissclams on October 27, 2015, 02:36:53 PM
they're all very, very, good.
the plural of Hollywood should get special attention from the voting committee.  same with xWhomper.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: pissclams on October 27, 2015, 02:39:54 PM
Vulture is one of my faves. Also like that there's a Dogbite and a Deathbite.
based upon their profile pictures, if it were me, i would flip the two bite brothers. dog looks more like death to me. but you can't mess with the genius that is these nicknames.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on October 27, 2015, 03:33:04 PM
Hot Horndogs is my favorite
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: 8manpick on October 27, 2015, 03:42:30 PM
I've not heard of any of those guys
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: star seed 7 on October 27, 2015, 04:04:42 PM
So what are the odds this can be the 2015-2016 schedule magnet image?
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: CNS on October 27, 2015, 04:52:03 PM
If so, needs to be bigger.  Can Someone mock up a whole fridge  front wrap?  Still need the fire oscar part, tho.

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Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: star seed 7 on October 27, 2015, 04:52:51 PM
Fire oscar I think you mean
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Tobias on October 27, 2015, 04:53:41 PM
pissclams, addendum to previous ticket.  thx
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: pissclams on October 27, 2015, 05:18:57 PM
i think i worked the ticket, lmk if i can close it
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: renocat on October 27, 2015, 05:41:52 PM
Oscar, as in weiner, lunch meat or bolaney.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: CNS on October 27, 2015, 06:25:59 PM
All propaganda meant for more than just gE should probs stick to Fire oscar.  Know your audience.

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Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Katpappy on October 27, 2015, 09:47:58 PM
Thx. Renocat!  My favorite is bignuts or is it bull nuts.  :dunno:
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Katpappy on October 27, 2015, 09:57:13 PM
Why doesn't Brian Rothleder have a nice name?  Could we call him FartsAlot?  :emawkid: :crossfingers:
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: renocat on October 27, 2015, 10:38:50 PM
Why doesn't Brian Rothleder have a nice name?  Could we call him FartsAlot?  :emawkid: :crossfingers:
Vulture, dead meat clean up.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: steve dave on October 28, 2015, 06:54:35 AM
VULTURE!
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Tobias on October 28, 2015, 07:41:49 AM
racked him!
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: star seed 7 on October 28, 2015, 08:30:13 AM
Welcome to the family, vulture
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: michigancat on October 28, 2015, 08:34:55 AM
I liked it better when his nickname was his name but of well.

:don'tcare:
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: pissclams on October 28, 2015, 08:39:49 AM
same.  he doesn't deserve anything more.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Tobias on October 28, 2015, 08:43:15 AM
yeah.  it's reno's world tho, we just live in it
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Trim on October 28, 2015, 09:35:37 AM
Is this official?

Are my 2 earlier prints collector's items now?
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: puniraptor on October 28, 2015, 10:36:40 AM
I liked it better when his nickname was his name but of well.

:don'tcare:

yeah i thought his official nickname was ALL CAPS Vulture
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: puniraptor on October 28, 2015, 10:37:58 AM
my fave is hunch
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: sys on October 28, 2015, 11:50:43 AM
yeah.  it's reno's world tho, we just live in it

you don't have to accept his names.  he just throws them out, it's your job to curate the gems.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Katpappy on October 28, 2015, 12:00:04 PM
yeah.  it's reno's world tho, we just live in it

you don't have to accept his names.  he just throws them out, it's your job to curate the gems.
OK, then I'm going to call him FartsAlot cause he is going to stink up the team/games.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: sys on October 28, 2015, 04:12:59 PM
that post was for tobias, katdaddy.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: chum1 on October 28, 2015, 05:10:28 PM
Vulture? Geez, reno just ruined everything.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: pvegs on October 28, 2015, 09:24:54 PM
what's everyone's fav nickname? I'm torn between xWhomper and Hot Horndogs

claws is solid as well. but yes, i hope xwhomper is a surprise contributor just so we can say it more.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Skipper44 on October 29, 2015, 03:31:41 PM
what's everyone's fav nickname? I'm torn between xWhomper and Hot Horndogs

claws is solid as well. but yes, i hope xwhomper is a surprise contributor just so we can say it more.
how do you pronounce it?  ex-whomper or za-whomper?
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Trim on October 30, 2015, 10:18:16 PM
https://twitter.com/KellisRobinett/status/660285579481845760
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: wetwillie on October 30, 2015, 10:37:06 PM
is that bullnuts?
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: star seed 7 on October 30, 2015, 10:40:51 PM
Bullnuts
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: star seed 7 on October 30, 2015, 10:41:42 PM
Bullnuts

Yup, bullnuts
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: steve dave on October 30, 2015, 10:42:25 PM
BOOIOOO!
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: wetwillie on October 30, 2015, 10:42:42 PM
So much for the meat brigade :frown:
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: steve dave on October 30, 2015, 11:03:03 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F15%2F10%2F30%2Fa9ae52de2e3c1e47c8695159fd8aa2a4.jpg&hash=3a612e880484d7458963009e1561faabf408e36c)
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: pvegs on October 31, 2015, 10:52:08 AM
showed my dad the updated roster names and he was a fan  :D
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: KSUBrian on November 02, 2015, 09:31:41 PM
Somebody needs to tell that jelly dude that Westicles started.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: star seed 7 on November 02, 2015, 09:58:21 PM
Somebody needs to tell that jelly dude that Westicles started.

I think he was keeping it family friendly bro
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: renocat on November 03, 2015, 03:53:34 PM
Introduction article for Hollywoods and Bullnuts are on the KSU Sports Website for MBB.  I LIKE.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Winters on November 05, 2015, 08:21:01 AM
Somebody needs to tell that jelly dude that Westicles started.

I think he was keeping it family friendly bro
Yep
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Panjandrum on November 17, 2015, 12:29:37 PM
I feel like we should use this like Oklahoma State and Oregon use those weird image boards to run their offense.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: TownieCat on November 17, 2015, 02:31:41 PM
I'm glad Pan bumped this thread because I had missed the origin of Oscar. :thumbs:
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: kso_FAN on November 17, 2015, 02:33:34 PM
Can someone post a text key of these nicknames? I can't see the picture anymore.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: joda on November 17, 2015, 02:40:34 PM
You know, before The Flush came about I never really thought about how many connotations the word flush has. You've got royal flush, toilet flush, looking flushed, with the flush, and so many more.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: pissclams on November 17, 2015, 03:09:33 PM
Can someone post a text key of these nicknames? I can't see the picture anymore.

this work?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pjfHJq6kls5sYCSd5LL86sRzepwZl1xI46w6OrfbBy8/edit?usp=sharing

Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: kso_FAN on November 17, 2015, 03:14:30 PM
Can someone post a text key of these nicknames? I can't see the picture anymore.

this work?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pjfHJq6kls5sYCSd5LL86sRzepwZl1xI46w6OrfbBy8/edit?usp=sharing



Fantastic! Thanks.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: pissclams on November 17, 2015, 03:34:06 PM
i made it so it is editable
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: CHONGS on November 17, 2015, 03:42:14 PM
Sub Team Affiliation Matrix
Player No.Player NamePlayer AliasBig MeatHairynut HonchoBite BroGrunt
#1DogbiteDogbite IIx
#3DeathbiteDeathbitex
#4DjamerDJamerx
#5The FlushThe Flushx
#10BullnutsBullnutsx
#12GruntleyGruntleyx
#13FestusZack Winterx
#14HopperHopperx
#15xWhomperxWhomperx
#23HollywoodsHollywoodsx
#24HunchHunchx
#25WesticlesWesticlesx
#32ClawsClawsx
#33VultureVultureN/AN/AN/AN/A
#35Hot HorndogsHot Horndogsx
#41Big MeatBig Meatx
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Skipper44 on November 17, 2015, 03:44:13 PM
Can someone post a text key of these nicknames? I can't see the picture anymore.

this work?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pjfHJq6kls5sYCSd5LL86sRzepwZl1xI46w6OrfbBy8/edit?usp=sharing
I am pretty sure Hopper is a honcho and Claws is tough to pigeon hole but I think he belongs in the brigade not with the grunts with maybe a shot at Honcho in his not to distant future. 
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Panjandrum on November 17, 2015, 03:50:04 PM
I'm really glad Vulture was trumped, and it's still just "Vulture".
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: pissclams on November 17, 2015, 04:05:09 PM
Can someone post a text key of these nicknames? I can't see the picture anymore.

this work?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pjfHJq6kls5sYCSd5LL86sRzepwZl1xI46w6OrfbBy8/edit?usp=sharing
I am pretty sure Hopper is a honcho and Claws is tough to pigeon hole but I think he belongs in the brigade not with the grunts with maybe a shot at Honcho in his not to distant future. 

honchos are listed here-
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=36543.0

i updated the google docs spreadsheet

big meat list-
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=36524.msg1472894#msg1472894

Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Tobias on November 17, 2015, 04:05:40 PM
honchos are listed here-
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=36543.0

i updated the google docs spreadsheet

big meat list-
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=36524.msg1472894#msg1472894



:thumbs:
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Kat Kid on November 17, 2015, 04:12:04 PM
The names were discussed in the press room prior to the game last night with our very own @kstatesports Tom Gilbert asking/exclaiming "Where do you guys come up with this stuff?"
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Gooch on November 17, 2015, 04:12:54 PM
:lol: at Vulture N/A
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: renocat on November 17, 2015, 04:30:15 PM
The names were discussed in the press room prior to the game last night with our very own @kstatesports Tom Gilbert asking/exclaiming "Where do you guys come up with this stuff?"
Renoland.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: meow meow on November 17, 2015, 05:15:05 PM
The names were discussed in the press room prior to the game last night with our very own @kstatesports Tom Gilbert asking/exclaiming "Where do you guys come up with this stuff?"

just lol'd irl, awesome if true
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: sys on November 18, 2015, 12:01:33 PM
i thought we all agreed that westicles was a meat, a honcho and a bite bro.  simultaneously and entirely, not 1/3 each, like the trinity.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: chum1 on November 18, 2015, 12:03:33 PM
I'd prefer not to have these things clearly defined.
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: mocat on November 24, 2015, 08:50:57 AM
the entire team can be called the freighthouse, yes?
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: Skipper44 on November 24, 2015, 09:55:23 AM
pm derka renocat
Title: Re: your 2015-16 kansas state wildcats roster
Post by: renocat on November 24, 2015, 03:31:41 PM
I could.live with freightmen, death grinders, or grinders.   All denote a meat and taters team.