goemaw.com
General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on August 27, 2015, 09:12:16 AM
-
guys, sam sucks. hate her. shes making for some great tv tho.
-
great point Tonya, and great thread!
how did Sam go from the girl that you forgot was on the show during the Bachelor to mega villain on Bach in 'dise? She got exposed pretty much the same way Joe did from charming southern gentleman to dumbfuck hayseed.
-
crap i clicked on this thread and then realized it said "Spoilers included" in the thread title, i'm 2 epi's behind.
:buh-bye:
-
She's not good-looking. I get that the 1st 2 dudes went for her because she'd schemed w/them, but the most recent dude went for her just from eyeball'n her on his walk to the beach, and even that weird beard dude is gonna take a run at her soon. I don't get it.
-
great point Tonya, and great thread!
how did Sam go from the girl that you forgot was on the show during the Bachelor to mega villain on Bach in 'dise? She got exposed pretty much the same way Joe did from charming southern gentleman to dumbfuck hayseed.
idk! can you believe that joe wants to get back together with sam?! hes like trying to blackmail her into falling for him again and shes like "i still kinda like you." man, sam is such a great con artist. how many more guys do you think have been sexting with her before the show started? also, why is everyone so mad about it? like, its obviously not enough of a "rule" to get anyone kicked off the show so who cares? i think it makes the show way better.
how cute are carly and kirk? omg. :love:
tanner is really using all the tv time he can get by sticking his nose in everyone elses crap when i think he should be paying more attention to jade.
and im also over the juelia thing. i cant stand her constant whining about how much of a jerk every guy is.
last thing- ashley i is the worst part about the show. she is sooo thirsty. did you see her trying to slide into joe's DMs when they both got broken up with? get over yourself and stop crying, ashley i, no one cares.
-
great points and observations!
for some reason I don't see Carly and Kirk working, she seems super clingy, but maybe he likes that.
Ashley I is super weird, like probably weirder than Mesa Verde girl. I think she in real life thinks she's Jasmine from Alladin, and see should probably be looking for street rats instead of Prince's if that's the case.
and i'm not really sure about trim's thoughts on Sam. if you didn't know anything about her and just saw a picture of her, you'd think she's good looking.
surprised Claire didn't create more drama, probably time for her to hang it up, no one wants you I guess.
Julia and Mikey will never work.
-
if you didn't know anything about her and just saw a picture of her, you'd think she's good looking.
Link?
-
The new guys always go for her due to her hand job on the first date policy.
-
The new guys always go for her due to her hand job on the first date policy.
How'd that dude who just showed up and saw them all sitting by a fire and said that she caught his eye know about the HJFDP?
-
I was pretty distracted the other day, did Joe out Sam with any texts or anything?
-
I was pretty distracted the other day, did Joe out Sam with any texts or anything?
no, he just threatened her to out her. she didnt seem phased at all.
-
ok i'm all caught up.
joe, what an idiot- i loved the birthday cake, champagne, and face smush from sam
i could care less about the texts from sam, i'm sure they exist but they do nothing to make joe look any better. he's a clown.
tanner/jade, bone city
i think claire is hot
juelia and mikey, dorks
ashley i - typical insane virgin
dan
-
Sam's "everyone thinks you are a bad guy, maybe you are actually a bad guy so I am breaking up with you" line when she was the one who put him up to being a bad guy is pretty great.
-
this show would be shitty so far if not for sam. tanner/jade and carly/kirk need to be busted up. i wanna see jade get super angry.
-
I don't have time to prioritize this show, but I watch it when Gooch turns it on...
What is going on with Sam? She was sexting a bunch of different guys before the show? Or just Joe & that guy that she turned down for a date when he got there?
-
she texted (not sexted), joe and nick before the show and basically said she wanted to meet them. neither knew she was texting the other.
the whole thing is very contrived so the show has some drama. really not a big deal.
-
she texted (not sexted), joe and nick before the show and basically said she wanted to meet them. neither knew she was texting the other.
the whole thing is very contrived so the show has some drama. really not a big deal.
So he was threatening to out her by telling everyone that she was texting them both?
-
no, she sent a text that told joe to "to whatever it takes to get a rose until i get there"
so basically she told joe to make some schmuck fall for him until she got there and they could be happy.
-
no, she sent a text that told joe to "to whatever it takes to get a rose until i get there"
so basically she told joe to make some schmuck fall for him until she got there and they could be happy.
Oh, yeah I knew that. I just didn't know that was the "outing" he was going to do. Do they know ahead of time the order that they are going to show up?
-
no, she sent a text that told joe to "to whatever it takes to get a rose until i get there"
so basically she told joe to make some schmuck fall for him until she got there and they could be happy.
Oh, yeah I knew that. I just didn't know that was the "outing" he was going to do. Do they know ahead of time the order that they are going to show up?
i doubt they know the order
-
she texted (not sexted), joe and nick before the show and basically said she wanted to meet them. neither knew she was texting the other.
the whole thing is very contrived so the show has some drama. really not a big deal.
So he was threatening to out her by telling everyone that she was texting them both?
She denied any texting or planning
-
no, she sent a text that told joe to "to whatever it takes to get a rose until i get there"
so basically she told joe to make some schmuck fall for him until she got there and they could be happy.
Oh, yeah I knew that. I just didn't know that was the "outing" he was going to do. Do they know ahead of time the order that they are going to show up?
i doubt they know the order
the order isn't predefined. the executive producers decide each time based upon the flow of the show.
-
no, she sent a text that told joe to "to whatever it takes to get a rose until i get there"
so basically she told joe to make some schmuck fall for him until she got there and they could be happy.
Oh, yeah I knew that. I just didn't know that was the "outing" he was going to do. Do they know ahead of time the order that they are going to show up?
i doubt they know the order
the order isn't predefined. the executive producers decide each time based upon the flow of the show.
What!? So they made that Nick guy come right after the whole Joe screws over crying chick (Jueelia?)....So that there would be more drama? Are you saying they are CREATING the drama, it is not a natural organic result of the people there?????
-
joe: "i really hope sam is there."
producer: "okay, get sam on a plane asap"
*sam shows up 8 hours later*
-
I'd say it's a bit of both "mrs.gooch", if that's really what your name is
-
The new guys always go for her due to her hand job on the first date policy.
How'd that dude who just showed up and saw them all sitting by a fire and said that she caught his eye know about the HJFDP?
Producers told him to create more drama.
-
yeah, show the new guy that video of her RockState'ing Joe and they will head straight to her
-
:tsc: for Tanner?
-
Hey tenley, GTFOOH
-
joe got mumped over. feel bad for joe.
also, eff dan. hate that guy.
ashley s telling sam how pretty she was with no point :lol:
-
that Chris guy sure doesn't mind coming on any bachelor show and looking like an idiot, that much is for certain
-
joe got mumped over. feel bad for joe.
also, eff dan. hate that guy.
ashley s telling sam how pretty she was with no point :lol:
He did. that was ridiculous.
Dan is a weirdo, how do they let Chris B just get sent out so early?
I can't handle Ashley unless she intends to get even crazier
-
I can't handle Ashley unless she intends to get even crazier
which one?
-
i think they edited chris' bender too much. i didnt think he partied that hard.
both ashleys are super crazy. ashley s is just crazy and ashley i is boy crazy. cant wait to see ashley i melt down after she pours bone with someone.
-
ashley s telling sam how pretty she was
Craziest thing she's ever said on the shows.
-
i think they edited chris' bender too much. i didnt think he partied that hard.
both ashleys are super crazy. ashley s is just crazy and ashley i is boy crazy. cant wait to see ashley i melt down after she pours bone with someone.
He was pretty dang sober by the time he asked tenley out. I think this was everyone's chance to turn on chris, who used to be an alpha on these things. This franchise will turn on you. Speaking of, Claire is really quiet
the virgin Ashley is no virgin
-
Speaking of, Claire is really quiet
:lol:
-
Speaking of, Claire is really quiet
:lol:
oh man
-
Ashley I trying to set up a fantasy suite date, really going all in on the crazy.
-
i think they edited chris' bender too much. i didnt think he partied that hard.
both ashleys are super crazy. ashley s is just crazy and ashley i is boy crazy. cant wait to see ashley i melt down after she pours bone with someone.
the virgin Ashley is no virgin
link?
-
let's go BiP starts 2nite for all BiP fans out there in the audience going to be OFF THE CHAIN!
-
i guess you can say, it's almost paradise time
-
man, the look on Blake's face.
-
hilarious. cannot wait for his date, think the russian gal is gonna kill him?
-
just realized it's on again tonight! :excited:
-
yeah stone has been invited to a happening river market gathering watch party. What are we going to drink? claws of course
-
how about blake's hair replacement surgery scars on the back of his scalp, i guess that's made him a huge commodity in paradise
-
how about blake's hair replacement surgery scars on the back of his scalp, i guess that's made him a huge commodity in paradise
Is that what that was? I thought he'd had brain surgery. @dobbie (sp?, ?)
-
this is what i was looking at when he was talking w/ chris harrison upon arrival
(https://i1.wp.com/hairsite.com.s3.amazonaws.com/images/hair-transplant-strip-scars.jpg?resize=439%2C567&ssl=1)
-
well now I have something to focus on tonight besides demi being legit insane
-
katrina is going to try and get her pelt back tonight
-
blake isn't going down without one last pelt
-
has blake already windmilled hannah g or is she a new pelt for him?
-
i want to say he hasn't, but given that he's already housed 75% of the pelts on paradise beach, he probably already has.
-
i checked with a friend and she said she didn't think that he had 'milled her yet
she looks like she's going to get pelted soon though, maybe that's why dylan has his breakdown
-
is dylan the lil bitch that has basically already confessed his love for her? yeah, she's made him look like a complete beta dumbass twice now, it's pretty great.
she tells the blonde guy, she's into dylan, then dylan is all over her, blake pulls her aside, and now she's into him. not a good look for hannah when all the girls are telling her what a jerk he is, but the heart knows what it wants, and it wants to be windmill'd.
-
Hannah is basically throwing her pelt in the wind for whoever has a pelt catcher
-
and wherever there is wind, there is a windmill
-
How is Manhattan native and waks friend Onyeka doing?
-
she's from Manhattan?
think she'll probably get a rose, maybe from JPJ?
-
Is Blake’s head too small relative to his body, or is his face too small relative to the rest of his head, or both?
-
i don't know, but his pelt count is too high relative to his small face and/or head
-
blake has head to body ratio issues as well as eye to face ratio issues
jpj made out with onyeka but something tells me he's got his sights set on a much rarer pelt. we'll see.
yes, clams used the word beta when describing dylan to clams bud last night during our BiP recap podcast
-
send me podcast deets via pm
-
blake is by far the weakest beach alpha in the history of the franchise. I need some alphas to show up and take pelts
-
it was v cringy watching him talk to his scorned lovers. maybe it's his soft voice i dislike the most.
-
his face is stupid looking. When Dean shows up it will be time to windmill
-
(https://pics.awwmemes.com/freaking-news-com-big-head-small-face-pictures-gallery-freaking-51902186.png)
-
send me podcast deets via pm
sorry but it's a private 2 person podcast
-
send me podcast deets via pm
sorry but it's a private 2 person podcast
think about making it 3 person, just think about it
-
The show should be once a week, one hour recapping all these peoples' twitter/instagram dealings to date and then one hour of the actual show.
https://www.eonline.com/ca/news/1062891/blake-horstmann-shares-texts-from-caelynn-miller-keyes-as-hookup-drama-consumes-bachelor-in-paradise
-
i could take an hour epi each day, like love island. i simply can't get enough BIP!
-
I don't like the extra work that has to be done to have the full context of the show. I had to look up what stagecoach was, let alone this whole series of events that set up what we're seeing on tv. I'd figured it was another saddle ranch adjace place.
-
i assumed stagecoach was a music festival, like a stampede for bachelor/bachelorettes to do pelt things, am i close?
-
if bip was on from 5-10 every night, america would watch every minute and i sincerely hope that we're all americans here
-
i would binge all 25 hours on sunday
-
if bip was on from 5-10 every night, america would watch every minute and i sincerely hope that we're all americans here
we should go to Stagecoach
-
i assumed stagecoach was a music festival, like a stampede for bachelor/bachelorettes to do pelt things, am i close?
Nailed it.
-
I want secret instagram pics of blake's hair surgery to be exposed like buckeyes.
-
what exactly is hair surgery? they scalp you and lay down a new piece of hair sod?
-
yup
-
is that why it looks like he has a flat top, or is that the design to chose?
-
Scrap all the paradise footage and show shitty video from people's instagrams or snapchats or whatever of stagecoach BONE sessions.
-
Is god real?
https://twitter.com/temptationtv/status/1164281052904525829
-
Blake’s hair scar has gotten enormous. I think he’s dobbie.
-
he's an idiot for a lot of reasons including for not letting his hair grow enough to cover the scar
-
he has such a punchable face and it has nothing to do with his scar or his desire for stagecoach windmilling
-
He should've shaved off entirely the buzzed part of his hair so that the scar line where there's no hair wouldn't stand out so much. Alternatively, he could've had his guy shave lines in his hair vanilla ice style that connect to the scar and make it appear to be a shaved line.
It looks like his hypothetical brain surgeon took a chainsaw to his skull to pop the lid off and go to work.
-
The real winner of BIP has already been determined and it is demi and her gf.
-
Tayshia's boobcake wold have to be carried into catering by like 6 people.
-
JPJ, what a clown.
-
https://twitter.com/megmonk/status/1574432666564206593
-
https://twitter.com/megmonk/status/1574432666564206593
wow that would be rad
-
omg yes