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Title: Songs that make you :sdeek: when you realize what they are about.
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 21, 2015, 10:48:39 AM
Truffle Butter by Nicki Minaj


Also, I did not realize what the Lil Wayne lyrics "to the windows, to the walls" meant until some kids in a class I teach were singing it and I looked it up to see how inappropriate that was.
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Post by: star seed 7 on July 21, 2015, 10:51:03 AM
This thread is adorable
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Post by: puniraptor on July 21, 2015, 10:51:17 AM
i thought it was about truffle butter :lick: but this thread now makes me think its smegma or something :barf:
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Post by: 'taterblast on July 21, 2015, 10:51:41 AM
yeah it's disgusting
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 21, 2015, 10:52:58 AM
i thought it was about truffle butter :lick: but this thread now makes me think its smegma or something :barf:

It is grosser than that.
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Post by: Tobias on July 21, 2015, 10:53:59 AM
but this thread now makes me think its smegma or something :barf:

you only wish :frown:
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Post by: puniraptor on July 21, 2015, 10:55:14 AM
ok i just read it on urban dictionary.
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Post by: puniraptor on July 21, 2015, 10:55:28 AM
she wrote a song about that?
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 21, 2015, 10:55:38 AM
Afternoon Delight

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbasementrejects.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F05%2Farrested-development-season-2-6-afternoon-delight-maeby-michael-bluth-singing-jason-bateman-alia-shawkat.jpg&hash=ab1c6cc385f59953d61aa584f2a3580487de8ead)
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Post by: The Big Train on July 21, 2015, 10:55:53 AM
crank that - soulja boy
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 21, 2015, 10:56:22 AM
This thread is adorable

Because I am an old lady who is shocked by what the kids listen to these days?

Here's a song from the 1930's called Flat Foot Floogie about a prostitute with an STD.  :sdeek: I really like this song.
https://youtu.be/lFVeJ4wHWdQ?t=17s
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Post by: puniraptor on July 21, 2015, 10:59:37 AM
you should have added "that you might have forgotten about" to the thread title
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Post by: The Big Train on July 21, 2015, 10:59:48 AM
animals - maroon 5
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Post by: puniraptor on July 21, 2015, 11:00:50 AM
peaches -prez of the united states of a

i think this is about lady bits and sex stuff but it may just be about peaches
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Post by: Brock Landers on July 21, 2015, 11:01:08 AM
Lola by The Kinks
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Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on July 21, 2015, 11:02:32 AM
Truffle Butter by Nicki Minaj



yeah, just read the lyrics.   That's not what it's about.  He's being literal.

And I hope I never have to hear another Lil Wayne song.
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 21, 2015, 11:03:09 AM
peaches -prez of the united states of a

i think this is about lady bits and sex stuff but it may just be about peaches

I'm pretty sure it's about peaches. Lady bits don't come from a can and certainly weren't put there by a man.
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Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on July 21, 2015, 11:04:08 AM
London Bridges - Fergie
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 21, 2015, 11:04:11 AM
crank that - soulja boy

This translation is kind of hilarious.
http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6288280/crank-that-by-soldier-boy-translated
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Post by: puniraptor on July 21, 2015, 11:04:38 AM
big balls - ACDC

i think this is about man-satch and sex stuff but it may just be about ballroom dances and other large formal gatherings
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Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on July 21, 2015, 11:05:50 AM
that ZZ Top line about making out with Great Danes.    :surprised:
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Post by: The Big Train on July 21, 2015, 11:05:55 AM
motherlover - the lonely island
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Post by: AbeFroman on July 21, 2015, 11:23:53 AM
Deftones - Passenger
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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 21, 2015, 11:50:23 AM
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds- The Beatles
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Post by: nicname on July 21, 2015, 12:07:03 PM
Kind of related ... :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-ei7ROgokU

Post to be - Ashley ft. Fresh Prince and Carlton
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Post by: mocat on July 21, 2015, 12:20:08 PM
motherlover - the lonely island

yes this was a shock to me as well, after several viewings of the video i finally got it
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Post by: Unruly on July 21, 2015, 12:37:25 PM
I THINK IM TURNING JAPANESE I REALLY THINK SO
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 21, 2015, 12:46:35 PM
Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley

"Number Forty Seven said to Number 3...You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see...I sure would be delighted with your company...come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me."
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Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on July 21, 2015, 04:10:31 PM
Mmmbop
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Post by: slobber on July 21, 2015, 04:20:23 PM
That Summer- Garth Brooks
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Post by: 8manpick on July 21, 2015, 04:21:27 PM
Cocaine Blues - Johnny Cash
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Post by: Bloodfart on July 21, 2015, 08:17:36 PM
This thread is right up @Hellhammer lane.
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Post by: nicname on July 21, 2015, 09:28:47 PM
crank that - soulja boy

This translation is kind of hilarious.
http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6288280/crank-that-by-soldier-boy-translated

reminds me of this classic



This paper was turned in by an Oakland High school student who received the highest honors at the school district’s Ebonics translation competition.

 

Assignment: Please translate the following Rap song lyrics from Ebonics to standard English.

Artist: Notorious B.I.G.

Album: Ready to Die

Song: One more chance (remix)

 

 

 

Lyrics:

First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys

Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money

Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nathan’

But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation

Garbage, I turn like doorknobs

Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever

However, I stay coochied down to the socks

Rings and watch filled with rocks

 

TRANSLATION:

As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry. ...

http://www.bizbag.com/Misc%20articles/Rap%20Lyrics%20Translated.htm
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Post by: Trogdor on July 22, 2015, 12:55:23 AM
YMCA
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 22, 2015, 08:28:32 AM
YMCA

That's just about a nice Christian organization that wants to help young homeless men.  :dunno:
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Post by: dmartin on July 22, 2015, 10:27:55 AM
how are we on the second page and nobody mentioned "pumped up kicks"

or are we just going with sexual innuendo songs?

also, nobody seems to catch the "jeffery dahmer" shout out in Katy Perry's dark horse until you point it out to them.
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Post by: The Big Train on July 22, 2015, 10:29:44 AM
also, nobody seems to catch the "jeffery dahmer" shout out in Katy Perry's dark horse until you point it out to them.

if KP said it i would be worried, juicy j im pretty sure doesnt even know who JD is
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 22, 2015, 11:24:38 AM
how are we on the second page and nobody mentioned "pumped up kicks"

That's a good one. I like that song too.
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Post by: TownieCat on July 22, 2015, 11:32:24 AM
Brick by Ben Folds 5
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Post by: Stevesie60 on July 22, 2015, 11:43:15 AM
Only The Good Die Young - Billy Joel
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Post by: Unruly on July 22, 2015, 12:29:12 PM
Hey man, nice shot - Filter


Also I always thought peaches was about doobies not sexy time puni :ck:
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 22, 2015, 12:40:04 PM
The Spinach Song (It's not about spinach)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax4tVzuN52U
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Post by: puniraptor on July 22, 2015, 01:28:11 PM
Hey man, nice shot - Filter


Also I always thought peaches was about doobies not sexy time puni :ck:

huh. i will listen with doobies in mind and let you know what i find out
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Post by: dmartin on July 22, 2015, 01:31:41 PM
Shebop.  Cindy Lauper always had her finger on the pulse of womanhood.
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Post by: puniraptor on July 22, 2015, 01:41:30 PM
lola
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Post by: puniraptor on July 22, 2015, 01:55:35 PM
smang it
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Post by: j rake on July 22, 2015, 02:08:14 PM
"Rosie," by Jackson Browne.
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 22, 2015, 02:10:33 PM
Hey man, nice shot - Filter


Also I always thought peaches was about doobies not sexy time puni :ck:

huh. i will listen with doobies in mind and let you know what i find out

Try listening with juicy ripe peaches falling off of the tree in mind and it will make the most sense that way.
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Post by: Fedor on July 22, 2015, 03:35:03 PM
Brick by Ben Folds 5
What is it about?  I have theories but no facts.
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Post by: TownieCat on July 22, 2015, 03:36:07 PM
Brick by Ben Folds 5
What is it about?  I have theories but no facts.
His girlfriend getting an abortion.
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Post by: CHONGS on July 22, 2015, 04:22:15 PM
Space Jam is about the Cold War.
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Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on July 22, 2015, 04:25:22 PM
I will :sdeek: if I ever figure out what Loser by Beck is about.
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Post by: Frankenklein on July 22, 2015, 04:31:57 PM
My dingaling  Chuck Berry
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Post by: puniraptor on July 22, 2015, 04:32:26 PM
i whip my hair back and forth
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Post by: SdK on July 22, 2015, 05:16:29 PM
i whip my hair back and forth
What's that about? Isn't the singer a young'n?
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Post by: puniraptor on July 22, 2015, 05:18:48 PM
 :sdeek:
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Post by: Trogdor on July 22, 2015, 10:18:45 PM
The bad touch apparently isnt about the discovery channel
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on September 03, 2015, 03:34:44 PM
The Macarena is about a girl (named Macarena) who cheats on her boring boyfriend with his two friends.
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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on September 03, 2015, 03:35:56 PM
The Macarena is about a girl (named Macarena) who cheats on her boring boyfriend with his two friends.

link?
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Post by: puniraptor on September 03, 2015, 03:37:43 PM
i think each verse she simulbangs more and more dudes until the last verse its up to 12 or so. my spanish is rusty
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on September 03, 2015, 03:45:33 PM
The Macarena is about a girl (named Macarena) who cheats on her boring boyfriend with his two friends.

link?

http://www.ew.com/article/2015/09/03/90s-kids-macarena

http://lyricstranslate.com/en/macarena-macarena.html
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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on September 03, 2015, 04:02:43 PM
my 3rd grade gym teacher who had us stretch to that song every rough ridin' day has some questions to answer.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on December 07, 2015, 12:52:22 PM
My nephew and I were arguing this weekend about whether "I Can't Feel My Face" by The Weeknd is about cocaine or heroin.
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Post by: star seed 7 on December 07, 2015, 01:04:15 PM
Why not novacaine
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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 07, 2015, 01:05:58 PM
cocaine would be my guess
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Post by: star seed 7 on December 07, 2015, 01:07:30 PM
What about nerve damage
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Post by: Tobias on December 07, 2015, 01:08:14 PM
it's krokodil
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Post by: AbeFroman on December 07, 2015, 01:09:04 PM
Weeknd's choices of drugs are apparently ecstasy and oxycontin (hence him constantly using "XO"). I think you can snort oxy, I dunno I don't dabble in that
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Post by: star seed 7 on December 07, 2015, 01:09:49 PM
Is it possible to for your face to fall asleep?
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Post by: star seed 7 on December 07, 2015, 01:11:04 PM
Weeknd's choices of drugs are apparently ecstasy and oxycontin (hence him constantly using "XO"). I think you can snort oxy, I dunno I don't dabble in that

Maybe it's from getting punched in the face for being a super douche
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Post by: hatingfrancisco on December 07, 2015, 01:11:47 PM
I really miss the 90's.  We didn't eff around with subtle lyrics and innuendos.  We just came right out and said it.
 :cyclist:
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Post by: Emo EMAW on December 07, 2015, 03:46:31 PM
I really miss the 90's.  We didn't eff around with subtle lyrics and innuendos.  We just came right out and said it.
 :cyclist:

Nine Inch Nails "Closer"  :sdeek:
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Post by: Emo EMAW on December 07, 2015, 03:48:43 PM
Three Dimes Down by the DBT's :sdeek:
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Post by: The Big Train on December 11, 2015, 09:36:01 PM
I really miss the 90's.  We didn't eff around with subtle lyrics and innuendos.  We just came right out and said it.
 :cyclist:

Nine Inch Nails "Closer"  :sdeek:

they still play that song all the time on 101.5 in mhk, surprised a hunger strike hasnt broken out yet
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Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on December 12, 2015, 10:48:44 PM
"Rosie," by Jackson Browne.

 :jerk:
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Post by: Phil Titola on September 26, 2017, 06:31:06 PM
Piña colada song

Oh and I also thought it said "if you like piña coladas getting caught in the rain"

Like all one thing... Thought why would you want rain in your p.c.?
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Post by: mocat on September 27, 2017, 08:10:55 AM
how was kickball last night phil
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Post by: BushBlister on September 27, 2017, 03:00:14 PM
Space Jam is about the Cold War.

LIAR
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 27, 2017, 03:20:17 PM
funny story when I was just a young yla you could call into the radio station in mhk and request songs and say who you want it to go out to and all of that jazz. I believe it was 94.5 at the time that later turned into 97.5 or something like that. but anywho young yla called in and requested that too close by next was played for his gf. Had no clue about the lyrics. Well it was getting kinda late for a school night but the DJamer said he'd play it. I went and gathered my stepmom and stepsis to come up to my room and  listen then shortly after they played me calling in followed by the song. My stepmoms face was pretty priceless and my older stepsis started laughing as soon as she heard what song was requested.
so in conclusion
stepmom:  :horrorsurprise:
stepsis:  :emawkid: :ROFL:
me:  :love: :cool: :shy:
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Post by: star seed 7 on September 27, 2017, 03:26:06 PM
According to Billboard, on the song "R.L, Terry and Raphael moan and groan about their female dance partner's grindin' and shakin' -- and their respective bulges as a result -- atop a Chicago-style step dance production."[1]
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 27, 2017, 03:34:43 PM
funny story when I was just a young yla you could call into the radio station in mhk and request songs and say who you want it to go out to and all of that jazz. I believe it was 94.5 at the time that later turned into 97.5 or something like that. but anywho young yla called in and requested that too close by next was played for his gf. Had no clue about the lyrics. Well it was getting kinda late for a school night but the DJamer said he'd play it. I went and gathered my stepmom and stepsis to come up to my room and  listen then shortly after they played me calling in followed by the song. My stepmoms face was pretty priceless and my older stepsis started laughing as soon as she heard what song was requested.
so in conclusion
stepmom:  :horrorsurprise:
stepsis:  :emawkid: :ROFL:
me:  :love: :cool: :shy:
In the comment section of this song on youtube... :lol:

Quote
Rico Stifler
10 months ago
I remember being young, listening to this song and being completely oblivious to the fact that this song is about dancing with a boner. Lol?
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Post by: IPA4Me on September 27, 2017, 04:20:27 PM
????
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Post by: Phil Titola on September 27, 2017, 04:28:42 PM
how was kickball last night phil
Qué?