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Title: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: The_Wippuh on June 30, 2015, 03:48:34 PM: Don't even try to step up to this bad boy.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nordisco.com%2Fassets%2Fitem%2Flarge%2Fpentel-energel-deluxe-rtx-bln75a-needle-tip-051.jpg&hash=4fe7911ca82f602031c8fcb205aad43585280842)

Once you use this beauty, you'll never go back.

Honorable mention...

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and

That pen from third grade that had FOUR different inks!!!
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: sys on June 30, 2015, 03:52:07 PM: (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fecx.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F61OaLQPyFyL._SL1500_.jpg&hash=102baf8a49cb1fa55a481efbd8ceecc036ecd139)
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: The_Wippuh on June 30, 2015, 03:54:01 PM: You probably have a monogrammed decal of your initials on your back windshield :(
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: Gooch on June 30, 2015, 04:01:31 PM: Jesus I thought we sprayed for flees to get rid of all these guys.
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: slobber on June 30, 2015, 04:19:09 PM: <insert picture of Royal's bullpen>
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: puniraptor on June 30, 2015, 04:34:42 PM: can any of these pens fuction upside down or in zero gravity? the answer is no because they suck ass
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: Trogdor on June 30, 2015, 04:38:04 PM: Ticonderoga pencils are the only writing utensil worth buying/writing with
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: puniraptor on June 30, 2015, 04:43:21 PM: the best pen is the one i havent accidentally taken halfway home and then thrown on the floor of my car. which doesnt exist because that happens to every pen
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: Kat Kid on June 30, 2015, 05:44:38 PM: I have a Fischer pen. I usually have to buy one a year.
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: star seed 7 on June 30, 2015, 07:36:07 PM: Quote from: sys on June 30, 2015, 03:52:07 PM
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:thumbs:
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: CHONGS on June 30, 2015, 10:10:15 PM: Zebra
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: CHONGS on June 30, 2015, 10:11:14 PM: Sarasa more specifically
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: star seed 7 on June 30, 2015, 10:15:58 PM: Chings knocks it out of the park
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: Mr Bread on July 01, 2015, 07:42:59 AM: Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on June 30, 2015, 10:15:58 PM
Chings knocks it out of the park

They look like Kroger brand pilot g-2s.
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: steve dave on July 01, 2015, 07:53:09 AM: I'm not 100% certain I even own a pen
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: slobber on July 01, 2015, 08:40:07 AM: Anything with Jenna Jameson.

Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: dontfeedthebear on July 01, 2015, 08:41:08 AM: Last time I bought a pen was freshman year of college. Hit enough conventions, you'll find vendors that give out sweet pens. Oak Hill Genetics gives out the best pens if you're in the research field.
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on July 01, 2015, 09:06:34 AM: we used to use the Uniball at work, now we have these. Both are great.
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Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: Gooch on July 01, 2015, 10:31:39 AM: Pilot G-2 in the .07 is my fav.
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: Lynchmobrules on July 01, 2015, 11:59:50 AM: Quote from: Gooch on July 01, 2015, 10:31:39 AM
Pilot G-2 in the .07 is my fav.
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: Kat Kid on July 01, 2015, 12:32:51 PM: My father was a V5 man. Started out a uniball rollerball man, but he treated himself later on.
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: 'taterblast on July 01, 2015, 12:35:48 PM: the Kansas City Royals
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: Catchacold on July 01, 2015, 12:36:19 PM: (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tophotelsupply.com%2Fv%2Fvspfiles%2Fphotos%2F644-RS-20-2.jpg&hash=4143399801bd078f67bf777a4d6fa137d2cfad90)
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: slobber on July 01, 2015, 12:36:47 PM: Quote from: 'taterblast on July 01, 2015, 12:35:48 PM
the Kansas City Royals
you guys are just pissing me off now

Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: 'taterblast on July 01, 2015, 12:38:08 PM: Quote from: slobber on July 01, 2015, 12:36:47 PM

Quote from: 'taterblast on July 01, 2015, 12:35:48 PM
the Kansas City Royals
you guys are just pissing me off now

Gonna win 'em all!

i skimmed too quickly :embarrassed:
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: chunkles on July 01, 2015, 01:39:09 PM: Ballpoints are the worst. Gel ballpoints are just messier ballpoints, re: my previous sentence.
"Hey guys, let's stuff tiny balls at the bottom of these ink tubes so the ink kind of maybe occassionally hopefully sort of rolls around the tinyass ball and makes some ugly dumbass splotches instead of anything coherent"
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: puniraptor on July 01, 2015, 01:44:15 PM: Quote from: chunkles on July 01, 2015, 01:39:09 PM
Ballpoints are the worst. Gel ballpoints are just messier ballpoints, re: my previous sentence.
"Hey guys, let's stuff tiny balls at the bottom of these ink tubes so the ink kind of maybe occassionally hopefully sort of rolls around the tinyass ball and makes some ugly dumbass splotches instead of anything coherent"

quill guys are the mechanical typewriter hipsters of the pen world
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: slobber on July 01, 2015, 01:44:48 PM: Quote from: 'taterblast on July 01, 2015, 12:38:08 PM
Quote from: slobber on July 01, 2015, 12:36:47 PM

Quote from: 'taterblast on July 01, 2015, 12:35:48 PM
the Kansas City Royals
you guys are just pissing me off now

Gonna win 'em all!

i skimmed too quickly :embarrassed:
the fact that you said it only validates that my post was really awesome.
<<not really pissed off
:cheers:

Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: Gooch on July 01, 2015, 02:06:32 PM: Quote from: puniraptor on July 01, 2015, 01:44:15 PM
Quote from: chunkles on July 01, 2015, 01:39:09 PM
Ballpoints are the worst. Gel ballpoints are just messier ballpoints, re: my previous sentence.
"Hey guys, let's stuff tiny balls at the bottom of these ink tubes so the ink kind of maybe occassionally hopefully sort of rolls around the tinyass ball and makes some ugly dumbass splotches instead of anything coherent"

quill guys are the mechanical typewriter hipsters of the pen world
:lol:
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: Institutional Control on July 01, 2015, 02:50:49 PM: When I was 10 my grandpa brought me a pen back from Hawaii. It had a picture of a hula dancer on it and when you turned it upside down her top would disappear. Greatest pen ever.
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: Trim on July 01, 2015, 03:45:27 PM: "uniball" :lol:

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Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: dmartin on July 01, 2015, 04:09:21 PM: it's all about that Jetstream....

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Title: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: slobber on July 01, 2015, 06:57:43 PM: Quote from: dmartin on July 01, 2015, 04:09:21 PM
it's all about that Jetstream....

[img jjennajameson.jpg[/img]

Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: Spracne on July 01, 2015, 08:06:33 PM: Those of you who are unwilling to give up ballpoints will never reach your goal

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHoRowdUMAIlc89.jpg:large)
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
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Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: slobber on July 01, 2015, 09:01:32 PM: Am I the only pervert on gE that ever reads this thread title as best porn ever? I am really not a pervert.....or am I?? :eek:

Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: Spracne on July 01, 2015, 09:08:25 PM: Quote from: slobber on July 01, 2015, 09:01:32 PM
Am I the only pervert on gE that ever reads this thread title as best porn ever? I am really not a pervert.....or am I?? :eek:

Gonna win 'em all!
Well I wasn't having issues before, but now the pen is harder (to read) thanks to you mentioning that.
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: puniraptor on July 01, 2015, 09:16:20 PM: Quote from: Spracne on July 01, 2015, 08:06:33 PM
Those of you who are unwilling to give up ballpoints will never reach your goal

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHoRowdUMAIlc89.jpg:large)
Do you really have one of those?
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: chunkles on July 01, 2015, 10:51:30 PM: Quote from: puniraptor on July 01, 2015, 01:44:15 PM
Quote from: chunkles on July 01, 2015, 01:39:09 PM
Ballpoints are the worst. Gel ballpoints are just messier ballpoints, re: my previous sentence.
"Hey guys, let's stuff tiny balls at the bottom of these ink tubes so the ink kind of maybe occassionally hopefully sort of rolls around the tinyass ball and makes some ugly dumbass splotches instead of anything coherent"

quill guys are the mechanical typewriter hipsters of the pen world
I've hated on bullshit writing utensils long before hipsters obtained self awareness. what now, [redacted], etc.
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: dmartin on July 02, 2015, 11:03:28 AM: Quote from: slobber on July 01, 2015, 09:01:32 PM
Am I the only pervert on gE that ever reads this thread title as best porn ever? I am really not a pervert.....or am I?? :eek:

Gonna win 'em all!

completely explains the jenna jamison edit on my quote. I was lost there.
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: kslim on July 02, 2015, 11:08:28 AM: my go to

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Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: The_Wippuh on July 02, 2015, 11:34:08 AM: Should have figured that this forum was a bunch of ball point pushers :jerk:
Title: Re: THE Best Pen Ever
Post by: puniraptor on July 02, 2015, 01:21:47 PM: Quote from: kslim on July 02, 2015, 11:08:28 AM
my go to

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