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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: ben ji on May 22, 2015, 12:59:47 PM
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I'm driving down the street, minding my own business when out of nowhere a 1-2 foot garter snake COMES OUT OF THE FRONT CONSOLE AND ONTO MY LAP. I flip the eff out and almost wreck while he is slithering around on the passenger seat.
By the time I can get pulled over he is chilling up underneath the glove box poking his head out.
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I opened all my car doors and start poking around with a stick trying to get him to come out. He went back and forth from the driver side to the passenger side for about 10 minutes before I could finally get him out of the car and on his merry way.
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I'm about 99% sure he got in the car earlier today when I picked up some flats of flowers my brother had dropped off at a friends house. When I carried one flat in there was a tiny lil baby garter snake at the bottom. I'm guessing this monster garter snake decided he wanted to stay in my car.
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Get a new car
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:sdeek:
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Get a new car
What if it was a she and she gave birth while in there and now I have like 50 lil baby garter snakes in there :runaway: :surprised: :runaway: :runaway:
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Get a new car
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Must have felt like home cause of all the dirt and stuff
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I hope you said, "I have had it with this mutherfucking snake in this moutherfucking car" while you were getting it out...
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Benji's life is just a continuous train of amazing stories
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didn't benji also have alike a chipmunk in his house one time or something? i mean mother nature just gravitates to him.
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adorable.
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didn't benji also have alike a chipmunk in his house one time or something? i mean mother nature just gravitates to him.
Wouldn't you?
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Did you try collecting its venom first?
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didn't benji also have alike a chipmunk in his house one time or something? i mean mother nature just gravitates to him.
Yup, nursed EMAmunk back to health and released him. There are chipmunks living all around my neighborhood, see one about every other day. Also garter snakes....which I have no problem co-existing with.....unless they get inside my car, then we have issues.
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I would have wrecked, that sounds like a nightmare.
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I would set the car, the snake, myself and everything else on fire if that happened.
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holy rough ridin' crap.
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:buh-bye:
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that snake is gonna crawl in someones toilet now, should have smashed it
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like someone is gonna have clean water, and sit down, and BAM, some jaws are gonna be clinched down on the guys cocoon :sdeek:
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like someone is gonna have clean water, and sit down, and BAM, some jaws are gonna be clinched down on the guys cocoon :sdeek:
I bet the Naked & Afraid contestants would gobble up the snake in a hurry. And thank for it on top of that. By the way, I love that show. :love:
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of course you love that show katdaddy
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of course you love that show katdaddy
I just enjoy stupid ppl thinking they can survive in the desolate areas without tools or clothes; while the film crew is fully dressed and eating sandwiches just a few feet away. These stupid asses are like animals in a Zoo.
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I will admit, it is pretty great for those reasons
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That show is amazing.