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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Saulbadguy on January 29, 2010, 02:56:48 PM
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In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
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I watch Saved by the Bell on TBS most mornings. :dunno:
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I pretty much do what Saul and the American Psycho guy do minus the crunches :dunno:
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In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
I usually spend most of my mornings returning videotapes
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any morning routine that doesn't involve a morning poop is a bogus routine. :nono:
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In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
Looks like you've got a situation there.
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any morning routine that doesn't involve a morning poop is a bogus routine. :nono:
I reserve that for about 9 o'clock at work when the coffee kicks in
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message board my ass off. Like always.
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brush teeth
shower
shave
make coffee
eat breakfast
read newspaper headlines
watch news
go to work.
not a morning person.
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crap
shower/shave
make morning omelet/breakfast burrito
grab coffee and red bull
get on beltway before traffic hits
No time for newspapers or lackadaisical pooping. Out the door within 30-40 minutes of waking up. Got crap to do.
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I always enjoy a nice irish spring shower
Some cookie crisp
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crap
Shower
Shave
Smoke
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can't believe all you guys that can take a crap right when you wake up.
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can't believe all you guys that can take a crap right when you wake up.
Yeah I am more of a "Take a crap when I get home" kind of guy
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can't believe all you guys that can take a crap right when you wake up.
Yeah I am more of a "Take a crap when I get home" kind of guy
+1
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can't believe all you guys that can take a crap right when you wake up.
lol
I have a 45 minute commute w/o traffic. I have to make sure that I time crap right (literally) so that I'm not in a bind (also literally) in case crap comes up in traffic (literal AND figurative).
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Looks like Saul's'wife found his goEMAW account.
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I poo in the morning but I've got to be awake have had breakfast and some coffee first.
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Morning routine: crap, Shower, look for a ride to campus.
I crap as often as possible. Why you ask? Because it feels great, that's why. Probably sit down 3 or 4 times on average per day. I especially like my shits in the Union, with the Collegian at my side (to see if I know anyone in the blotter) after my 12:30 class on MWF.
This should be merged with underrated things.
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love shitting.
never do it first thing in the morning, idk why.
Normally I wait until right after my first class. Really refreshing that way.
Don't know what I would do if I had back to back classes :dunno:
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saul, why did you quit your account @ ksufans last year?
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saul, why did you quit your account @ ksufans last year?
:users:
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saul, why did you quit your account @ ksufans last year?
:users:
:confused:
kcroyals.com just a better fit?
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saul, why did you quit your account @ ksufans last year?
:users:
:confused:
kcroyals.com just a better fit?
Well bub, why do you think i'm here, and only here?
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i don't know. is it a secret?
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Hit Snooze.
Hit Snooze.
Hit Snooze.
Hit Snooze.
drag my a into the bathroom and poop
Shower.
Shave.
Brush Teeth.
Get dressed.
Curse really loudly because I forgot to set coffee pot to turn on automatically
Get the kid ready for daycare
Take kid to daycare
Get to work
Be pissed off I forgot to set coffee pot to turn on automatically.
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i don't know. is it a secret?
Naw, just hated ksufans.
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i don't know. is it a secret?
Naw, just hated ksufans.
is this place that much different? because it's pretty much identical. minus mj and tp. was it them you hated or the mirror site of goEMAW?
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Poop in the morning? Save that crap for work.
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Poop in the morning? Save that crap for work.
Oh I poop at work too. I have 3 BMS a day on average
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SNOOZE AT least twice. out of bed, piss, get dressed. brush teeth, wet hair (wash night before), insert contacts.
wake up two oldest children. fix their breakfast, waffles and cereal, never changes.
go back to sleep on recliner for 15 minutes while they eat.
help younger of the older get dressed.
go to work. steal gardettos out of snack box
poop on company time.
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I hit the snooze on my alarm clock then turn the alarm off on my phone 5 minutes later.
I hit the snooze between 4 and 5 more times. (usually almost an hour)
I get out of bed and walk to the bathroom. If my knees and or ankles hurt really bad I'll sit in a hot bath for about 20 minutes before taking a shower.
If I feel pretty good I'll just take a shower and maybe shave my balls. If I feel really really good I'll jerk one out in the shower and shave my face and balls. This is why I only shave about once a week.
After the shower I just throw on whatever isn't wrinkled or stinky or wasn't worn the day before and drive to work. I get my coffee, eat breakfast, message board, and poop at work until lunch and then I go to the gym.
I haven't done 5 minutes of work yet today.
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get up somewhere around 7:30.
shower.
eat some breakfast.
drive like hell to get to school.
dominate the f*ck out of school.
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Sleep, take a dump. That's about it.
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get up somewhere around 7:30.
shower.
eat some breakfast.
drive like hell to get to school.
dominate the f*ck out of school.
I would prolly drive 80 on backroads to get to school.
I feel most HS students did that.
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Morning routine: crap, Shower, look for a ride to campus.
I crap as often as possible. Why you ask? Because it feels great, that's why. Probably sit down 3 or 4 times on average per day. I especially like my shits in the Union, with the Collegian at my side (to see if I know anyone in the blotter) after my 12:30 class on MWF.
This should be merged with underrated things.
If your away from campus, the public library has top notch crap facilities. Quiet, clean, and usually vacant. Large banks are usually good. Landmark is my favorite for an emergency crap, as they actualy have to let you through a keypad locked door in the basement, so you're pretty much guaranteed a nice solitary crap. Commerce is good too, but much more traffic than Landmark. Problem is they're both right across the street from the library, so it's kind of a tough decision at times...it would be much better if the good crap spots were more spread out. Anyone know of a good facility on the west side? I spend most of my day driving around hatten seeing clients, and also crap several times a day, so it's good to have a lot of options. I think the new Rays should be open soon over there, I have it penciled in as a go-to west side shithole. I'll have to go on a scouting mission there after loading up at La Fiesta or So Long...those two always brew up a good one.
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get up somewhere around 7:30.
shower.
eat some breakfast.
drive like hell to get to school.
dominate the f*ck out of school.
I would prolly drive 80 on backroads to get to school.
I feel most HS students did that.
yeah. i drive like 45 in a 30. but i live in town.
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up at 6:15
make coffee
walk dog
drink coffee while interwebing
watch weather hottie
drop load while reading sports page
shower - loofa w/ shower gel
shave in shower, which is totally underrated.
primp
8:15 off to work
8:55 at work.
:driving:
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Morning routine: crap, Shower, look for a ride to campus.
I crap as often as possible. Why you ask? Because it feels great, that's why. Probably sit down 3 or 4 times on average per day. I especially like my shits in the Union, with the Collegian at my side (to see if I know anyone in the blotter) after my 12:30 class on MWF.
This should be merged with underrated things.
If your away from campus, the public library has top notch crap facilities. Quiet, clean, and usually vacant. Large banks are usually good. Landmark is my favorite for an emergency crap, as they actualy have to let you through a keypad locked door in the basement, so you're pretty much guaranteed a nice solitary crap. Commerce is good too, but much more traffic than Landmark. Problem is they're both right across the street from the library, so it's kind of a tough decision at times...it would be much better if the good crap spots were more spread out. Anyone know of a good facility on the west side? I spend most of my day driving around hatten seeing clients, and also crap several times a day, so it's good to have a lot of options. I think the new Rays should be open soon over there, I have it penciled in as a go-to west side shithole. I'll have to go on a scouting mission there after loading up at La Fiesta or So Long...those two always brew up a good one.
:facepalm:
Candlewood Dara's has a decent bathroom. The only problem is that the workers at the store are going to know you just took a crap (pretty big fear of mine) if you take more than a minute or so and you run the risk of someone needing to use it while you're in there. I hate it when someone tries to open the door while I'm taking a crap in the bathroom. Literally scares the crap out of me every time.
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Productive morning so far.
Shoveled the snow out of the driveway, squeezed in a workout, shower, omelet, a 40-mile commute and TWO DUMPS before ten o'clock. I'm like the John Henry of morning routines.
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Alarm at 5:35
Alarm at 5:55
Snooze till 6:00
Shower
Brush Teeth
Get Dressed
Eat Breakfast
Make Lunch for the day
25 minute drive to work, arrive at 7
BBS and facebook for roughly an hour or 2
Start to think about working
Also, surprised people shave in the morning. Experts say its better to do it at night. Something to do with the angle of the hair or whatnot.
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Morning routine: crap, Shower, look for a ride to campus.
I crap as often as possible. Why you ask? Because it feels great, that's why. Probably sit down 3 or 4 times on average per day. I especially like my shits in the Union, with the Collegian at my side (to see if I know anyone in the blotter) after my 12:30 class on MWF.
This should be merged with underrated things.
If your away from campus, the public library has top notch crap facilities. Quiet, clean, and usually vacant. Large banks are usually good. Landmark is my favorite for an emergency crap, as they actualy have to let you through a keypad locked door in the basement, so you're pretty much guaranteed a nice solitary crap. Commerce is good too, but much more traffic than Landmark. Problem is they're both right across the street from the library, so it's kind of a tough decision at times...it would be much better if the good crap spots were more spread out. Anyone know of a good facility on the west side? I spend most of my day driving around hatten seeing clients, and also crap several times a day, so it's good to have a lot of options. I think the new Rays should be open soon over there, I have it penciled in as a go-to west side shithole. I'll have to go on a scouting mission there after loading up at La Fiesta or So Long...those two always brew up a good one.
:facepalm:
Candlewood Dara's has a decent bathroom. The only problem is that the workers at the store are going to know you just took a crap (pretty big fear of mine) if you take more than a minute or so and you run the risk of someone needing to use it while you're in there. I hate it when someone tries to open the door while I'm taking a crap in the bathroom. Literally scares the crap out of me every time.
Hey, I have a couiple clients that always insist on La Fiesta, so what the hell..mo money mo (crap) problems. Agreed on the Daras situation. Notice how my favorite crap spots are generally large establishments with low traffic volume. Of course at the bank you have to ask an employee to let you into the keypad door to take a crap, but it's worth it to have that whole expanse to yourself. Besides, it's not like you're asking a VP or someone you actually do business with....just some minimum wage employee rolling coins or something. In the meantime I've discovered the Manhattan Running Company will get me by on the west side. Small one-hole, but clear in the back of the store where you can have some quality time alone. ALso, from there I can keep an eye on the Ray's progress which I'm still holding out big expectations for. I think it's open a month from today. :crossfingers:
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Morning routine: crap, Shower, look for a ride to campus.
I crap as often as possible. Why you ask? Because it feels great, that's why. Probably sit down 3 or 4 times on average per day. I especially like my shits in the Union, with the Collegian at my side (to see if I know anyone in the blotter) after my 12:30 class on MWF.
This should be merged with underrated things.
If your away from campus, the public library has top notch crap facilities. Quiet, clean, and usually vacant. Large banks are usually good. Landmark is my favorite for an emergency crap, as they actualy have to let you through a keypad locked door in the basement, so you're pretty much guaranteed a nice solitary crap. Commerce is good too, but much more traffic than Landmark. Problem is they're both right across the street from the library, so it's kind of a tough decision at times...it would be much better if the good crap spots were more spread out. Anyone know of a good facility on the west side? I spend most of my day driving around hatten seeing clients, and also crap several times a day, so it's good to have a lot of options. I think the new Rays should be open soon over there, I have it penciled in as a go-to west side shithole. I'll have to go on a scouting mission there after loading up at La Fiesta or So Long...those two always brew up a good one.
:facepalm:
Candlewood Dara's has a decent bathroom. The only problem is that the workers at the store are going to know you just took a crap (pretty big fear of mine) if you take more than a minute or so and you run the risk of someone needing to use it while you're in there. I hate it when someone tries to open the door while I'm taking a crap in the bathroom. Literally scares the crap out of me every time.
Of course at the bank you have to ask an employee to let you into the keypad door to take a crap, but it's worth it to have that whole expanse to yourself. Besides, it's not like you're asking a VP or someone you actually do business with....just some minimum wage employee rolling coins or something.
Yeah but most banks worth their salt with dece customer service will make sure these are quite hot chicks. You can't request a bathroom key (or even spend that much time in the bano) without them noticing. Then within two weeks her 35 other hot friends have heard the story. "Like, gross."
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Hit Snooze.
Hit Snooze.
Hit Snooze.
Hit Snooze.
You can thank Herbert Dimond for that bud.
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My winter routine:
6-7 A.M. Get up, take a whiz, watch the news, and eat breakfast.
7-8 Go to CPS to drink coffee, read the paper, and find out all the local gossip.
Also enjoy bashing our government for all the stupid things they do. (Local, state, and federal). And then it's off to feed the cows.
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what does CPS stand for Kinsley?
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Depends on the day but usually get up and make a smoothie first thing. Then walk the super long distance to my office and work.
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Alarm at 5:35
Alarm at 5:55
Snooze till 6:00
Shower
Brush Teeth
Get Dressed
Eat Breakfast
Make Lunch for the day
25 minute drive to work, arrive at 7
BBS and facebook for roughly an hour or 2
Start to think about working
Also, surprised people shave in the morning. Experts say its better to do it at night. Something to do with the angle of the hair or whatnot.
well a few things change in 12 years. I probably won't have a routine for 3+ years
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any morning routine that doesn't involve a morning poop is a bogus routine. :nono:
I’m proud that all these years later and I still have a strong BM routine
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