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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Spracne on December 03, 2014, 04:18:10 PM

Title: Ofc. Daris' "Hey, @America, we r not all bad" Thread
Post by: Spracne on December 03, 2014, 04:18:10 PM
This thread's for the real 5-0 on the streets, kicking ass and saving lives.  I'll start.

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The gunman who attacked the federal courthouse, the Mexican consulate and the Austin Police Department headquarters was killed by a single shot taken from 312 feet away by mounted patrol Sgt. Adam Johnson who also held the reins of two horses.

 :sdeek:

http://kxan.com/2014/12/01/chief-on-austin-gunman-hate-was-in-his-heart/ (http://kxan.com/2014/12/01/chief-on-austin-gunman-hate-was-in-his-heart/)

Shot the hate right out, he did.
Title: Re: Ofc. Daris' "Hey, @America, we r not all bad" Thread
Post by: puniraptor on December 03, 2014, 04:19:54 PM
This thread's for the real 5-0 on the streets, kicking ass and saving lives.  I'll start.

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The gunman who attacked the federal courthouse, the Mexican consulate and the Austin Police Department headquarters was killed by a single shot taken from 312 feet away by mounted patrol Sgt. Adam Johnson who also held the reins of two horses.

 :sdeek:

http://kxan.com/2014/12/01/chief-on-austin-gunman-hate-was-in-his-heart/ (http://kxan.com/2014/12/01/chief-on-austin-gunman-hate-was-in-his-heart/)

Shot the hate right out, he did.

pretty rad, also possibly conspiracy
Title: Re: Ofc. Daris' "Hey, @America, we r not all bad" Thread
Post by: nicname on December 03, 2014, 04:33:00 PM
Oh man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCf1mwko8B4
Title: Re: Ofc. Daris' "Hey, @America, we r not all bad" Thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on December 03, 2014, 04:34:47 PM
Nobody dies in this police story. (http://www.myfoxny.com/story/22240478/nypd-cop-gets-stuck-in-tree-trying-to-save-cat)
Title: Re: Ofc. Daris' "Hey, @America, we r not all bad" Thread
Post by: Tobias on December 03, 2014, 04:35:34 PM
silver lining for the gunman, at least acevedo's guys didn't rape him
Title: Re: Ofc. Daris' "Hey, @America, we r not all bad" Thread
Post by: Cartierfor3 on December 03, 2014, 04:35:54 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEIPDmYpRMY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEIPDmYpRMY)
Title: Re: Ofc. Daris' "Hey, @America, we r not all bad" Thread
Post by: puniraptor on December 03, 2014, 04:39:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEIPDmYpRMY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEIPDmYpRMY)

 :emawkid:  :alleyoop:
Title: Re: Ofc. Daris' "Hey, @America, we r not all bad" Thread
Post by: slobber on December 03, 2014, 09:32:42 PM

Oh man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCf1mwko8B4
how did he stay so calm??!!!


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Ofc. Daris' "Hey, @America, we r not all bad" Thread
Post by: Spracne on December 03, 2014, 09:35:51 PM

Oh man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCf1mwko8B4
how did he stay so calm??!!!


Gonna win 'em all!

I would like to point out that this good deed was performed on the very same day as the Ferguson shooting.
Title: Re: Ofc. Daris' "Hey, @America, we r not all bad" Thread
Post by: slobber on December 03, 2014, 09:37:26 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEIPDmYpRMY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEIPDmYpRMY)
That lawlessness has to stop! Encouraging the youth of KC to play basketball in the street instead of capping some thugs is going to be the ruination of America.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Ofc. Daris' "Hey, @America, we r not all bad" Thread
Post by: Mr Bread on December 04, 2014, 02:05:53 PM

Oh man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCf1mwko8B4
how did he stay so calm??!!!


Gonna win 'em all!

He didn't really care if a gross person died.  No pressure. 
Title: Re: Ofc. Daris' "Hey, @America, we r not all bad" Thread
Post by: Spracne on December 04, 2014, 02:07:20 PM
I'm going to try the old choking-on-a-hotdog bit if I ever get pulled over again.
Title: Re: Ofc. Daris' "Hey, @America, we r not all bad" Thread
Post by: Mr Bread on December 04, 2014, 02:09:19 PM
Make sure to give the officer a hug after you expel the 'dog. 
Title: Re: Ofc. Daris' "Hey, @America, we r not all bad" Thread
Post by: Mr Bread on December 04, 2014, 02:11:47 PM
"Hey Spracne, why do you have a hotdog in your center console?"
"That's my chokin' 'dog. :gocho:"
Title: Re: Ofc. Daris' "Hey, @America, we r not all bad" Thread
Post by: Spracne on December 04, 2014, 02:13:46 PM
That's the upshot:  Get to keep a freshie on hand at all times. 
Title: Re: Ofc. Daris' "Hey, @America, we r not all bad" Thread
Post by: Mr Bread on December 04, 2014, 02:30:23 PM
You know, a cop really wouldn't know you weren't choking as long as you strained and got red-faced and then eventually spit the 'dog out.  They could never prove you were a faker. 

I don't know what it really gets you out of though.  I mean you were speeding because you had a 'dog go down the wrong pipe?  Seems like the opposite of what you would do.  Or is it just sympathy?  Yeah I was speeding, but then I choked on my 'dog cut me a break man? 
Title: Re: Ofc. Daris' "Hey, @America, we r not all bad" Thread
Post by: Spracne on December 04, 2014, 02:34:43 PM
You know, a cop really wouldn't know you weren't choking as long as you strained and got red-faced and then eventually spit the 'dog out.  They could never prove you were a faker. 

I don't know what it really gets you out of though.  I mean you were speeding because you had a 'dog go down the wrong pipe?  Seems like the opposite of what you would do.  Or is it just sympathy?  Yeah I was speeding, but then I choked on my 'dog cut me a break man?

Tried to hit the brakes, but in a panic I accidentally hit the accelerator.  At the very least, I get a speeding ticket in exchange for pelting an officer with a masticated 'dog.
Title: Re: Ofc. Daris' "Hey, @America, we r not all bad" Thread
Post by: puniraptor on December 04, 2014, 02:38:24 PM
You know, a cop really wouldn't know you weren't choking as long as you strained and got red-faced and then eventually spit the 'dog out.  They could never prove you were a faker. 

I don't know what it really gets you out of though.  I mean you were speeding because you had a 'dog go down the wrong pipe?  Seems like the opposite of what you would do.  Or is it just sympathy?  Yeah I was speeding, but then I choked on my 'dog cut me a break man?

Tried to hit the brakes, but in a panic I accidentally hit the accelerator.  At the very least, I get a speeding ticket in exchange for pelting an officer with a masticated 'dog.

obviously speeding on purpose to get the attention of a LEO to come save you life without shooting you.

or maybe trying to race death to the emergency room