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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Spracne on December 03, 2014, 04:18:10 PM
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This thread's for the real 5-0 on the streets, kicking ass and saving lives. I'll start.
The gunman who attacked the federal courthouse, the Mexican consulate and the Austin Police Department headquarters was killed by a single shot taken from 312 feet away by mounted patrol Sgt. Adam Johnson who also held the reins of two horses.
:sdeek:
http://kxan.com/2014/12/01/chief-on-austin-gunman-hate-was-in-his-heart/ (http://kxan.com/2014/12/01/chief-on-austin-gunman-hate-was-in-his-heart/)
Shot the hate right out, he did.
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This thread's for the real 5-0 on the streets, kicking ass and saving lives. I'll start.
The gunman who attacked the federal courthouse, the Mexican consulate and the Austin Police Department headquarters was killed by a single shot taken from 312 feet away by mounted patrol Sgt. Adam Johnson who also held the reins of two horses.
:sdeek:
http://kxan.com/2014/12/01/chief-on-austin-gunman-hate-was-in-his-heart/ (http://kxan.com/2014/12/01/chief-on-austin-gunman-hate-was-in-his-heart/)
Shot the hate right out, he did.
pretty rad, also possibly conspiracy
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Oh man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCf1mwko8B4
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Nobody dies in this police story. (http://www.myfoxny.com/story/22240478/nypd-cop-gets-stuck-in-tree-trying-to-save-cat)
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silver lining for the gunman, at least acevedo's guys didn't rape him
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEIPDmYpRMY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEIPDmYpRMY)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEIPDmYpRMY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEIPDmYpRMY)
:emawkid: :alleyoop:
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Oh man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCf1mwko8B4
how did he stay so calm??!!!
Gonna win 'em all!
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Oh man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCf1mwko8B4
how did he stay so calm??!!!
Gonna win 'em all!
I would like to point out that this good deed was performed on the very same day as the Ferguson shooting.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEIPDmYpRMY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEIPDmYpRMY)
That lawlessness has to stop! Encouraging the youth of KC to play basketball in the street instead of capping some thugs is going to be the ruination of America.
Gonna win 'em all!
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Oh man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCf1mwko8B4
how did he stay so calm??!!!
Gonna win 'em all!
He didn't really care if a gross person died. No pressure.
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I'm going to try the old choking-on-a-hotdog bit if I ever get pulled over again.
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Make sure to give the officer a hug after you expel the 'dog.
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"Hey Spracne, why do you have a hotdog in your center console?"
"That's my chokin' 'dog. :gocho:"
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That's the upshot: Get to keep a freshie on hand at all times.
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You know, a cop really wouldn't know you weren't choking as long as you strained and got red-faced and then eventually spit the 'dog out. They could never prove you were a faker.
I don't know what it really gets you out of though. I mean you were speeding because you had a 'dog go down the wrong pipe? Seems like the opposite of what you would do. Or is it just sympathy? Yeah I was speeding, but then I choked on my 'dog cut me a break man?
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You know, a cop really wouldn't know you weren't choking as long as you strained and got red-faced and then eventually spit the 'dog out. They could never prove you were a faker.
I don't know what it really gets you out of though. I mean you were speeding because you had a 'dog go down the wrong pipe? Seems like the opposite of what you would do. Or is it just sympathy? Yeah I was speeding, but then I choked on my 'dog cut me a break man?
Tried to hit the brakes, but in a panic I accidentally hit the accelerator. At the very least, I get a speeding ticket in exchange for pelting an officer with a masticated 'dog.
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You know, a cop really wouldn't know you weren't choking as long as you strained and got red-faced and then eventually spit the 'dog out. They could never prove you were a faker.
I don't know what it really gets you out of though. I mean you were speeding because you had a 'dog go down the wrong pipe? Seems like the opposite of what you would do. Or is it just sympathy? Yeah I was speeding, but then I choked on my 'dog cut me a break man?
Tried to hit the brakes, but in a panic I accidentally hit the accelerator. At the very least, I get a speeding ticket in exchange for pelting an officer with a masticated 'dog.
obviously speeding on purpose to get the attention of a LEO to come save you life without shooting you.
or maybe trying to race death to the emergency room