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Title: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: bshea85 on July 23, 2014, 01:48:47 AM
Where the Council bluffs,
lo!  Arise from the cornfields!
St. Albert blessed thee.

Go forth!  The wizard,
prepares patiently, waiting -
Made a place for you.

Strike hard, Strike quickly!
Silence those jesters of sport!
The perfect season...
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: Pete on July 23, 2014, 06:13:06 AM
HUGE poetry board
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: slobber on July 23, 2014, 06:17:59 AM

Quote from: Pete on July 23, 2014, 06:13:06 AM
HUGE poetry board
not 5-7-5


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: pissclams on July 23, 2014, 07:39:01 AM
fresh from bed or not.
you are sds.com,
it is 5 o'clock.

unshaven yet clean
you throw a perfect spiral
touchdown cats go cats

the flood plain bore you
our purveyor of spirals
and systems.com
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: pissclams on July 23, 2014, 07:51:50 AM
the hair on your wings
never seems to stop growing
locks of a legend
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: pissclams on July 23, 2014, 07:55:27 AM
hey oklahoma
jake is in dallas texas
killing your womenz

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Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: meow meow on July 23, 2014, 08:48:40 AM
What shall thou call him?
Why, thy name before all names
Armhair Quarterback
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 23, 2014, 08:52:14 AM
Shaving is for girls
To Rusty's Outback we go
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: BushBlister on July 23, 2014, 09:12:35 AM

don't be a monstarr
holler back for the tune squad
bring the thunder dunk
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: BushBlister on July 23, 2014, 09:14:39 AM
total perfection
goEMAW's number one film
jerry macgwire
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: meow meow on July 23, 2014, 09:24:49 AM
Whatcha lookin' at?
Girl, my eyes are way up here.
Don't stare at the hair.
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: XocolateThundarr on July 23, 2014, 09:50:54 AM
Quote from: pissclams on July 23, 2014, 07:55:27 AM
hey oklahoma
jake is in dallas texas
killing your womenz

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:thumbs:  Must be the bowtie.
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 23, 2014, 09:57:21 AM
Quote from: meow meow on July 23, 2014, 08:48:40 AM
What shall thou call him?
Why, thy name before all names
Armhair Quarterback

 :D
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: puniraptor on July 23, 2014, 10:06:00 AM
Wildcat Victory His
Birthright! Woolen arms proclaim:
A God Led Athlete
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on July 23, 2014, 11:11:32 AM
on a tidal wave
he came, with a warning for
all: Beware the Hair
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: Spracne on July 23, 2014, 11:38:08 AM
Quote from: slobber on July 23, 2014, 06:17:59 AM

Quote from: Pete on July 23, 2014, 06:13:06 AM
HUGE poetry board
not 5-7-5


Gonna win 'em all!

Not 5-7-5,
Slobber writes, as he giggles.
Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: MadCat on July 23, 2014, 11:49:53 AM
Samson's arms know not
the feeling of deliver-
ing spirals: Armhair.
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: puniraptor on July 23, 2014, 01:24:15 PM
touchdown touchdown touch
down touchdown touchdown touchdown
touchdown jake waters
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: ChiComCat on July 23, 2014, 01:45:45 PM
oh caterpillars
pets gone to another land
on jake water's brow
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: puniraptor on July 23, 2014, 01:49:53 PM
Quote from: ChiCat on July 23, 2014, 01:45:45 PM
oh caterpillars
pets gone to another land
on jake water's brow

 :lol:
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: slobber on July 23, 2014, 01:51:57 PM

Quote from: Spracne on July 23, 2014, 11:38:08 AM
Quote from: slobber on July 23, 2014, 06:17:59 AM

Quote from: Pete on July 23, 2014, 06:13:06 AM
HUGE poetry board
not 5-7-5


Gonna win 'em all!

Not 5-7-5,
Slobber writes, as he giggles.
Gonna win 'em all!
First slobber haiku
What a special day it is!
Love me some Spracne


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: kslim on July 23, 2014, 01:56:34 PM
Quote from: Dugout DickStone on July 23, 2014, 09:57:21 AM
Quote from: meow meow on July 23, 2014, 08:48:40 AM
What shall thou call him?
Why, thy name before all names
Armhair Quarterback

 :D

still want a shirt fwiw
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: CNS on July 23, 2014, 02:01:29 PM
           Pressing decision
throw, pass, win? Tuck and then run?
           eff it, 3 and out
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: KanSt43 on July 23, 2014, 02:04:16 PM
Daniel Sams is Gone
Does Jakey even lift bro?
Less Quarterback Draws


I give that a 2/10.
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 23, 2014, 02:06:07 PM
Block, Tackle, Catch, Throw
It's a simple game, you guys
Block, Tackle, Catch, Throw
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: DQ12 on July 23, 2014, 03:25:17 PM
What the hell?  We're months away from Haiku week. 


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Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: Unruly on July 23, 2014, 03:30:47 PM
Haiku's(Haikii?) are the dumbest things on the planet.
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: Spracne on July 23, 2014, 03:32:23 PM
Quote from: Unruly on July 23, 2014, 03:30:47 PM
Haiku's(Haikii?) are the dumbest things on the planet.

ur the dumbest things on the planet
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: Gooch on July 23, 2014, 03:40:09 PM
Quote from: CNS on July 23, 2014, 02:01:29 PM
           Pressing decision
throw, pass, win? Tuck and then run?
           eff it, 3 and out

:thumbs:
Title: Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
Post by: purplehaze on July 23, 2014, 05:05:00 PM
I made a haiku
just so I could use the phrase
waters true value