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Title: Surgery
Post by: XocolateThundarr on June 03, 2014, 07:58:08 PM
So I'm having shoulder surgery tomorrow to fix my rotator cuff. Any of you dudes been through that?  Any advice?   I'm drinking heavily tonight to prepare. :cheers:

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Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: The Big Train on June 03, 2014, 08:00:59 PM
Not shoulder but lots of knees. Milk the liquid morphine and save your pills for after your out of the hospital.

Surgeries suck btw  :frown:
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: AST on June 03, 2014, 08:15:21 PM
i'm no expert but doctor's usually give you list of stuff not to eat and drink before surgery and alcohol is probably on that list.

brother had rotator cuff surgery in high school and dad just underwent it 2 weeks ago.  you can probably expect 6-12 months or rehab.  don't shoot the messenger.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: nitrocat on June 03, 2014, 08:31:36 PM
I had it in 2008. My advice? Do every little thing your physical therapist says, and do extra if you can, even if it sucks. Your future shoulder will thank you.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 03, 2014, 08:37:45 PM
I was told to stop eating and drinking at midnight the night before I had my hernia repaired. I blacked out around 12:30 and continued partying until sometime around 3:00 am. My surgery was at 9:00 am. My roommate drove me to the hospital and I lost consciousness right as the nurse began to prep me for the incision. I was not awake long enough the next day for my hangover to set in, which was rough ridin' awesome.

While I was in surgery, my dad went to my house to get some things for me, since I was going to be staying with them for a few days. He walked in to find my guest from the night before still sleeping in the bed. I still can't believe he never said anything to my mother.

I watched Flood Aggie beat Okie Lite that night in a drug addled haze and suffered through the CTR the next night without meds. What an awful game to watch after a surgery. I put myself through a lot of pain that night.

My friends and relatives in the medical field tell me that I'm incredibly dumb and something awful could of happened during the surgery (the drinking till 3 am thing), but I am alright. It's still a sore subject with my parents.

Also, good luck, friend. I hope you have a speedy recovery.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: bubbles4ksu on June 03, 2014, 08:38:48 PM
I had it in 2008. My advice? Do every little thing your physical therapist says, and do extra if you can, even if it sucks. Your future shoulder will thank you.
did you work hard in rehab or did you slack off? how does your shoulder feel now?

i thought about starting this same thread last friday. my shoulders are kaput.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: XocolateThundarr on June 03, 2014, 09:12:53 PM
#teammetalhead

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Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: sys on June 03, 2014, 09:20:31 PM
Milk the liquid morphine

morphine is worth dying for.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 03, 2014, 09:23:37 PM
Just pray that they fix the right shoulder.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: puniraptor on June 03, 2014, 09:24:29 PM
Opt in to organ donation first
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: slobber on June 03, 2014, 09:25:08 PM
Just pray that they fix the right shoulder.
If it's your left shoulder, you are probably mumped.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 03, 2014, 09:27:21 PM
Just pray that they fix the right shoulder.
If it's your left shoulder, you are probably mumped.

Yes
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: pissclams on June 03, 2014, 09:31:12 PM
anyone not on the propofol is just wasting their time, now-a-days
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Pete on June 03, 2014, 09:36:46 PM

Just pray that they fix the right shoulder.
If it's your left shoulder, you are probably mumped.

Yes

I have a trick left shoulder, can only do shoulder lifts a certain way on the left side or yowza.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Katpappy on June 03, 2014, 09:38:13 PM
Just pray that they fix the right shoulder.
but, but what if it's the left one?!?!!!  :runaway:
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: XocolateThundarr on June 03, 2014, 09:39:01 PM
Just pray that they fix the right shoulder.

I hope so. That is the one that's shot.

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Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Katpappy on June 03, 2014, 09:39:45 PM
ignore that last post.  :blank:
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: XocolateThundarr on June 03, 2014, 09:40:20 PM
Opt in to organ donation first

Already have. Nephew's life was saved with heart transplant. They probably don't want my liver tho. :cheers:

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Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Katpappy on June 03, 2014, 09:48:00 PM
Opt in to organ donation first

Already have. Nephew's life was saved with heart transplant. They probably don't want my liver tho. :cheers:

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Shoulder parts are out too.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 03, 2014, 10:06:44 PM
Took a fast ball to the nose when I was 16. Surgery went well. Meds were awesome!
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: The Big Train on June 03, 2014, 10:22:53 PM
Took a fast ball to the nose when I was 16. Surgery went well. Meds were awesome!

Took a fastball to my jaw top 1st when I was 17, moved some teeth around, pitched a no hitter same game.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on June 03, 2014, 10:29:09 PM
Took a fast ball to the nose when I was 16. Surgery went well. Meds were awesome!

Took a fastball to my jaw top 1st when I was 17, moved some teeth around, pitched a no hitter same game.

Were you playing against 11 year olds?
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 03, 2014, 10:32:18 PM
Took a fast ball to the nose when I was 16. Surgery went well. Meds were awesome!

Took a fastball to my jaw top 1st when I was 17, moved some teeth around, pitched a no hitter same game.

Were you playing against 11 year olds?
Damn. I wanted to keep playing, but my nose was almost touching my face and kids were crying with all the blood gushing. :dunno:
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: The Big Train on June 03, 2014, 10:33:44 PM
Took a fast ball to the nose when I was 16. Surgery went well. Meds were awesome!

Took a fastball to my jaw top 1st when I was 17, moved some teeth around, pitched a no hitter same game.

Were you playing against 11 year olds?

I changed my name from Danny Almonte to The Big Train the day after I threw it.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: The Big Train on June 03, 2014, 10:35:38 PM
Took a fast ball to the nose when I was 16. Surgery went well. Meds were awesome!

Took a fastball to my jaw top 1st when I was 17, moved some teeth around, pitched a no hitter same game.

Were you playing against 11 year olds?
Damn. I wanted to keep playing, but my nose was almost touching my face and kids were crying with all the blood gushing. :dunno:

 :)
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: slobber on June 03, 2014, 10:45:14 PM
I took a fastball to the boys when I was 13. Hopped all the way to 3rd base cussing while parents covered their kids' ears. I don't remember anything but getting hit. Next thing I remeber is laying in the grass away from the field with a bag of ice on my crotch. Didn't go back in.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Tobias on June 03, 2014, 10:46:21 PM
how late can you stay up
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: The Big Train on June 03, 2014, 10:47:21 PM
 :dubious:
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Trim on June 04, 2014, 12:29:17 AM
Don't be afraid to leave AMA.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: cDubya on June 04, 2014, 08:25:53 AM
I've had 2 surgeries on the same shoulder, in the span of 366 days. My best advice is prepare for post-op at home before surgery. Put a bunch of necessities close by, at an easily reached height. Bending over/ reaching up high, even with the other hand, can be painful. And yes, wait until absolutely necessary to take Meds. If you run out too early you're gonna hate life.

If you jav a significant other then it will be much easier of course. Positive vibes your way  :cheers:
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on June 04, 2014, 08:30:07 AM
know several people who had to have it done twice, either from not following orders to a T or from having a bad doctor.    Defenitely get referrals on doc from people who had good experience on this surgery.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Johnny Wichita on June 04, 2014, 09:02:14 AM
know several people who had to have it done twice, either from not following orders to a T or from having a bad doctor.    Defenitely get referrals on doc from people who had good experience on this surgery.

Great advice on the day of surgery.  Thanks for your contributions to the discussion. 
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Johnny Wichita on June 04, 2014, 09:03:48 AM
So I'm having shoulder surgery tomorrow to fix my rotator cuff. Any of you dudes been through that?  Any advice?   I'm drinking heavily tonight to prepare. :cheers:

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Good luck friend.  You can fill me in over some drinks and painkillers soon.  I might not be too far away from having this done also. 
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on June 04, 2014, 09:13:47 AM
know several people who had to have it done twice, either from not following orders to a T or from having a bad doctor.    Defenitely get referrals on doc from people who had good experience on this surgery.

Great advice on the day of surgery.  Thanks for your contributions to the discussion.

you asked for advice, I gave it.   Eat a dick.    Feel free to NOT listen to the doctor's orders and get to repeat it.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Johnny Wichita on June 04, 2014, 10:10:57 AM
know several people who had to have it done twice, either from not following orders to a T or from having a bad doctor.    Defenitely get referrals on doc from people who had good experience on this surgery.

Great advice on the day of surgery.  Thanks for your contributions to the discussion.

you asked for advice, I gave it.   Eat a dick.    Feel free to NOT listen to the doctor's orders and get to repeat it.

Prolly a little late to start shopping docs, dummy. 
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Gooch on June 04, 2014, 10:30:26 AM
So I'm having shoulder surgery tomorrow to fix my rotator cuff. Any of you dudes been through that?  Any advice?   I'm drinking heavily tonight to prepare. :cheers:

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Good luck friend.  You can fill me in over some drinks and painkillers soon.  I might not be too far away from having this done also. 
What the hell are you guys doing to your shoulders? Mine are in tip top shape. #fanningbrag
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: slobber on June 04, 2014, 10:33:31 AM
So I'm having shoulder surgery tomorrow to fix my rotator cuff. Any of you dudes been through that?  Any advice?   I'm drinking heavily tonight to prepare. :cheers:

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Good luck friend.  You can fill me in over some drinks and painkillers soon.  I might not be too far away from having this done also. 
What the hell are you guys doing to your shoulders? Mine are in tip top shape. #fanningbrag
Thanks for asking the question Gooch. It seems there are significant number of gEer's with shoulder issues. I thought mine would be ruinded from playing rugby, but nope, they're golden. #fanningbrag
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: pissclams on June 04, 2014, 10:37:55 AM
my shoulders are pristine-  mostly because i work so hard on my lats and my traps which are also golden, thanks for asking but my lats and traps are the best in kc metro
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: slobber on June 04, 2014, 10:40:02 AM
my shoulders are pristine-  mostly because i work so hard on my lats and my traps which are also golden, thanks for asking but my lats and traps are the best in kc metro
Next level #fanningbrag: #pissclamsbrag
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: pissclams on June 04, 2014, 01:10:17 PM
my shoulders are pristine-  mostly because i work so hard on my lats and my traps which are also golden, thanks for asking but my lats and traps are the best in kc metro
Next level #fanningbrag: #pissclamsbrag

real talk- how are your lats and traps
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: The Big Train on June 04, 2014, 01:21:27 PM
my shoulders are pristine-  mostly because i work so hard on my lats and my traps which are also golden, thanks for asking but my lats and traps are the best in kc metro
Next level #fanningbrag: #pissclamsbrag

real talk- how are your lats and traps

Mine are pristine, ever seen oscar Lee? Like that pristine
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: puniraptor on June 04, 2014, 01:23:01 PM
Mine are pristine, ever seen oscar Lee? Like that pristine

skinny fat lol
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: The Big Train on June 04, 2014, 01:24:03 PM
Mine are pristine, ever seen oscar Lee? Like that pristine

skinny fat lol

The Mountain + oscar Lee = TBT
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: pissclams on June 04, 2014, 01:36:11 PM
i always thought oscar lee looked ethiopian.  it's like, oscar- we get it, you are starving to death, come to mhk and try some delicious bbq in the form of some tiger wings at hibachi hut.

those aren't traps, they're flaps

^quad taco posse in effect  :lol:
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Trim on June 04, 2014, 01:36:49 PM
So I'm having shoulder surgery tomorrow to fix my rotator cuff. Any of you dudes been through that?  Any advice?   I'm drinking heavily tonight to prepare. :cheers:

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Good luck friend.  You can fill me in over some drinks and painkillers soon.  I might not be too far away from having this done also. 
What the hell are you guys doing to your shoulders? Mine are in tip top shape. #fanningbrag

Looking over them for the first mile of a 2-mile race.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: nitrocat on June 04, 2014, 01:44:41 PM
my shoulders are pristine-  mostly because i work so hard on my lats and my traps which are also golden, thanks for asking but my lats and traps are the best in kc metro
Next level #fanningbrag: #pissclamsbrag

real talk- how are your lats and traps

Let's put it this way, it's impossible for me to water ski, not because I can't stand up, but because my lats and traps produce too much drag to pull behind a boat.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: nitrocat on June 04, 2014, 01:48:38 PM
On a serious note, stay in front of the pain with your meds and you'll be golden. Put reminders in your phone and take them when you're supposed to regardless of pain at the time.

Also, you might have to end up sleeping with a few pillows under your back to support you and it's going to be weird and stuff, just a heads up. I know guys that have slept in recliners the first week or two because laying down in a bed can put some weird pressure on the joint.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: pissclams on June 04, 2014, 02:22:52 PM
nitrocat your lats sound great
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: nitrocat on June 04, 2014, 02:37:17 PM
nitrocat your lats sound great

Thanks pissclams, I'll let them know you said that.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: bubbles4ksu on June 04, 2014, 02:48:47 PM
My physical aesthetics on point ever since I let 'clams plan out my cycle. However, I did a lot of damage to my bod before I got smart and started juicing.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: XocolateThundarr on June 04, 2014, 08:45:20 PM
In recliner for near future. Pain sucks.

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Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 05, 2014, 12:04:49 AM
In recliner for near future. Pain sucks.

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 :frown: I hope recovery goes quick.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: EMAWmeister on June 05, 2014, 12:15:46 AM
My mom just had the same surgery! DNR thread but get not of those "polar cooler" machines if you haven't already. Find a great recliner.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: kim carnes on June 05, 2014, 01:31:47 AM
T's and P's if u got the surgery done in Lawrence/Topeka/manhattan
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Johnny Wichita on June 05, 2014, 08:35:18 AM
So I'm having shoulder surgery tomorrow to fix my rotator cuff. Any of you dudes been through that?  Any advice?   I'm drinking heavily tonight to prepare. :cheers:

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Good luck friend.  You can fill me in over some drinks and painkillers soon.  I might not be too far away from having this done also. 
What the hell are you guys doing to your shoulders? Mine are in tip top shape. #fanningbrag

Looking over them for the first mile of a 2-mile race.

 :lol:  Well played. 
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: XocolateThundarr on June 30, 2014, 11:36:53 AM
Almost a month into recovery.  Still have to use a sling most of the time for a couple more weeks.  Still sleeping in a recliner most of the time due to waking up every couple of hours in bed due to weird pressure on joint.  Crossing fingers that all of this bullshit will be worth it and I can get fully recovered.  Wish I could start therapy now so I can regain use of my arm ASAP..  :impatient: 

Pro-tip:  Learn to do certain things with your non-dominant hand before surgery. 
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: kslim on June 30, 2014, 11:59:26 AM
hello yes im here for the surgery talk. ive had a lot of surgeries some good some bad. im guessing you are past the blocked up part but that is the worst thing about sugery
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: steve dave on June 30, 2014, 12:18:38 PM
tonsils out when I was 5. threw up blood like 5 times because I had apparently swallowed so much blood after my surgery. DOSE POPSICLES DOE.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: hemmy on June 30, 2014, 02:53:33 PM
I have had a cyst in my left wrist for years that I have long considered having surgery to remove but then I always decide against it.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: slobber on June 30, 2014, 03:49:05 PM
I have had a cyst in my left wrist for years that I have long considered having surgery to remove but then I always decide against it.
dobber jr has this as well. Sometimes it looks bigger than others. You can't see it unless he shows it to you (it's not like a bowling ball or something, I mean, this dobber jr we are talking about. No deformities. It's in the genes...complete handsomeness.)
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Mr Bread on June 30, 2014, 05:23:02 PM
Hit it with a big hardback book. 
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: CNS on June 30, 2014, 05:25:44 PM
Hit it with a big hardback book.

I think those are usually on the back of the hand, not the wrist.

Doc told me about these about 10 yrs ago.  Said they used to be called Bible Cysts.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: puniraptor on June 30, 2014, 05:35:37 PM
counterstrike cysts. you had bad computer desk and keyboard ergo, hemmy.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Teddy_Westside on June 30, 2014, 10:40:50 PM
I have had a cyst in my left wrist for years that I have long considered having surgery to remove but then I always decide against it.
dobber jr has this as well. Sometimes it looks bigger than others. You can't see it unless he shows it to you (it's not like a bowling ball or something, I mean, this dobber jr we are talking about. No deformities. It's in the genes...complete handsomeness.)

I had one on my right wrist when I was younger.  Had it surgically removed before the beginning of my sophomore year and recovery wasn't that long.  I played tennis on it for the rest of high school year round with only one small flare up that went away on its own.  Haven't had any issues what so ever since.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: hemmy on June 30, 2014, 11:11:01 PM
I have had a cyst in my left wrist for years that I have long considered having surgery to remove but then I always decide against it.
dobber jr has this as well. Sometimes it looks bigger than others. You can't see it unless he shows it to you (it's not like a bowling ball or something, I mean, this dobber jr we are talking about. No deformities. It's in the genes...complete handsomeness.)

I had one on my right wrist when I was younger.  Had it surgically removed before the beginning of my sophomore year and recovery wasn't that long.  I played tennis on it for the rest of high school year round with only one small flare up that went away on its own.  Haven't had any issues what so ever since.

I've had like cortisone shots and stuff but that just shrinks it for about 6 months then it comes back. Kind of lazy to get the surgery.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Benja on July 01, 2014, 01:00:02 PM
My best advice, try really hard not to get addicted to your pain meds
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Benja on July 01, 2014, 01:00:45 PM
Also, hope your recovery goes well. Sounds like you had a hell of an operation.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Benja on July 01, 2014, 01:06:02 PM
When I was 7 my ear didn't work so they took out all my ear bones and made them not so shitty and put them back in my ear. True story.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 01, 2014, 01:17:56 PM
My mom just had the same surgery! DNR thread but get not of those "polar cooler" machines if you haven't already. Find a great recliner.

I'm pretty sure I've met EMAWmeister's mom when she was walking her dog.  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: EMAWmeister on July 01, 2014, 01:18:44 PM

My mom just had the same surgery! DNR thread but get not of those "polar cooler" machines if you haven't already. Find a great recliner.

I'm pretty sure I've met EMAWmeister's mom when she was walking her dog.  :horrorsurprise:

Where/what kind of dog?!?!?


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Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 01, 2014, 01:20:12 PM

My mom just had the same surgery! DNR thread but get not of those "polar cooler" machines if you haven't already. Find a great recliner.

I'm pretty sure I've met EMAWmeister's mom when she was walking her dog.  :horrorsurprise:

Where/what kind of dog?!?!?


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Sort of a brown houndish looking kind of dog?  Around 83rd and Pflumn-ish.  Shoulder length or shorter blonde hair (your maybe mom)?
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: EMAWmeister on July 01, 2014, 01:22:24 PM


My mom just had the same surgery! DNR thread but get not of those "polar cooler" machines if you haven't already. Find a great recliner.

I'm pretty sure I've met EMAWmeister's mom when she was walking her dog.  :horrorsurprise:

Where/what kind of dog?!?!?


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Sort of a brown houndish looking kind of dog?  Around 83rd and Pflumn-ish.  Shoulder length or shorter blonde hair (your maybe mom)?

:sdeek:


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Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Tobias on July 01, 2014, 01:30:20 PM
:sdeek:
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Tobias on July 01, 2014, 01:30:46 PM
emo, no!
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 01, 2014, 01:32:44 PM


My mom just had the same surgery! DNR thread but get not of those "polar cooler" machines if you haven't already. Find a great recliner.

I'm pretty sure I've met EMAWmeister's mom when she was walking her dog.  :horrorsurprise:

Where/what kind of dog?!?!?


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Sort of a brown houndish looking kind of dog?  Around 83rd and Pflumn-ish.  Shoulder length or shorter blonde hair (your maybe mom)?

:sdeek:


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Haha.  I've seen her/talked to her a couple times with who I assume is her husband/your dad and the dog, and then one time it was just her and no dog and I was like "hey where's the dog?" and she says she had shoulder surgery and the dog pulls too much.  Coupled that with the Lenexa locale and I found your post in the goEMAW dogs thread and boom CASE CLOSED!

(Guys remember I'm like a really nice neighbor and enjoy talking to people when I'm mowing the lawn so this is one of those instances.  :D)
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: hemmy on July 01, 2014, 02:59:59 PM
Does that count as a gE encounter?
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 01, 2014, 04:11:04 PM
Sorry if I creeped you out 'meister.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Mr Bread on July 01, 2014, 04:15:30 PM
Sorry if I creeped you out 'meister.

I'd love it if some gun nut hayseed secret sex pic taker buck oh five guy from the internet knew where my mom lived irl.  Could not be less creepy. 
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Mr Bread on July 01, 2014, 04:15:44 PM
Literally.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 01, 2014, 04:55:24 PM
Don't know where they live precisely, just that we're neighbors.  So maybe some relief there?
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Mr Bread on July 01, 2014, 04:57:19 PM
You're the kind of guy who could easily find that information out.  Up for a little neighborhood tracking?  Sure you are. 
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 01, 2014, 05:00:53 PM
Maybe?  Pretty busy this summer.  Also my neighborhood all looks the same and has a lot of hilly and winding roads so I get lost easily if I stray off my regular path (only been there about 9 months).
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: puniraptor on July 01, 2014, 05:10:30 PM
if there is anything you want to share about this mom you could pm it to me and i could repost it as from an anonymous source
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: pissclams on July 01, 2014, 06:01:45 PM

Maybe?  Pretty busy this summer.  Also my neighborhood all looks the same and has a lot of hilly and winding roads so I get lost easily if I stray off my regular path (only been there about 9 months).
your neighborhood all looks the same?  you must not live in kc.  variety is the spice of life out here in kc.  homogeneous? not kc.  this place is awesome and if you don't love it then pack up your crap and mosey on down the trail. 
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: EMAWmeister on July 01, 2014, 11:20:19 PM


My mom just had the same surgery! DNR thread but get not of those "polar cooler" machines if you haven't already. Find a great recliner.

I'm pretty sure I've met EMAWmeister's mom when she was walking her dog.  :horrorsurprise:

Where/what kind of dog?!?!?


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Sort of a brown houndish looking kind of dog?  Around 83rd and Pflumn-ish.  Shoulder length or shorter blonde hair (your maybe mom)?

:sdeek:


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Haha.  I've seen her/talked to her a couple times with who I assume is her husband/your dad and the dog, and then one time it was just her and no dog and I was like "hey where's the dog?" and she says she had shoulder surgery and the dog pulls too much.  Coupled that with the Lenexa locale and I found your post in the goEMAW dogs thread and boom CASE CLOSED!

(Guys remember I'm like a really nice neighbor and enjoy talking to people when I'm mowing the lawn so this is one of those instances.  :D)

Haha yup, that's Rory. Cute as a button, but pulls like hell. That's funny though.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: ksupamplemousse on June 17, 2015, 02:54:15 PM
Had septoplasty and turbinate reduction surgery yesterday. Anybody have any tips or tricks to make this recovery suck any less ass?
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: slobber on June 17, 2015, 04:04:27 PM
Had septoplasty and turbinate reduction surgery yesterday. Anybody have any tips or tricks to make this recovery suck any less ass?
alcohol mixed with drugs. That is what my wife did.
(the drugs were legal)
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: hemmy on June 17, 2015, 04:15:13 PM
Having hip surgery on Monday
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 17, 2015, 04:18:56 PM
the radiology tech told me today after my ct scan that they found a spot on my bladder that they want to re-image tomorrow. she didn't find it very funny when I told her i was surprised that the spots weren't showing up on my liver. anyway, i get to take another nap in an mri machine tomorrow.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Gooch on June 17, 2015, 04:31:21 PM
Had septoplasty and turbinate reduction surgery yesterday. Anybody have any tips or tricks to make this recovery suck any less ass?
alcohol mixed with drugs. That is what my wife did.
(the drugs were legal)
Why would you want to make your tits smaller? Seems disrespectful to Odin who made you that way.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: slobber on June 17, 2015, 04:36:15 PM
Had septoplasty and turbinate reduction surgery yesterday. Anybody have any tips or tricks to make this recovery suck any less ass?
alcohol mixed with drugs. That is what my wife did.
(the drugs were legal)
Why would you want to make your tits smaller? Seems disrespectful to Odin who made you that way.
  :lol:
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: ksupamplemousse on June 17, 2015, 05:46:25 PM
Had septoplasty and turbinate reduction surgery yesterday. Anybody have any tips or tricks to make this recovery suck any less ass?
alcohol mixed with drugs. That is what my wife did.
(the drugs were legal)
Why would you want to make your tits smaller? Seems disrespectful to Odin who made you that way.

Didn't take Gooch for a creationist. Also, thanks Dobber, but unfortunately alcohol isn't an option  :cry:
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: puniraptor on June 17, 2015, 10:47:22 PM
Neti pot
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: ksupamplemousse on June 23, 2015, 12:46:19 PM
Pretty gnarly complications from the surgery late last week, but today they finally took the all the packing out and I've never felt so relieved.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: hemmy on June 23, 2015, 01:19:19 PM
My hip surgery was yesterday and there is actually very little pain, haven't even used the pain meds yet. Could just mean I'm a super stud, idk.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: ksupamplemousse on June 23, 2015, 01:41:09 PM
My hip surgery was yesterday and there is actually very little pain, haven't even used the pain meds yet. Could just mean I'm a super stud, idk.

I'd imagine it's probably that.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: puniraptor on June 23, 2015, 01:47:18 PM
is hemmy like a 20 yr old student or a 82 yr old grandmother? i can never tell which.

get well soon though!
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: hemmy on June 24, 2015, 06:34:01 PM
My grandkids tell me I am very "spry".
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Unruly on June 25, 2015, 09:07:05 AM
Pretty sure I am going to get shoulder surgery in August.

Dang ol slap tear.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 20, 2017, 02:06:01 PM
Getting my hip replaced on Monday morning at 5 am.  I don't think I am going to go with the Metalhead method of self medicating the night before.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: wetwillie on October 20, 2017, 02:09:08 PM
Looking at a few days inpatient on that?  Godspeed.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 20, 2017, 02:09:41 PM
Looking at a few days inpatient on that?  Godspeed.

They tell me probably 2-3 days.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: The Big Train on October 20, 2017, 02:56:04 PM
Do you have a cool looking cane picked out?
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 20, 2017, 02:59:25 PM
Do you have a cool looking cane picked out?

The cane is nothing special but I have some kickass tennis balls for my walker.  Hope the dog doesn't try to steal them while I am shuffling around the house.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: The Big Train on October 20, 2017, 03:00:13 PM
:D
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: IPA4Me on October 20, 2017, 03:39:38 PM
LOL.

Good luck XT.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: hemmy on October 20, 2017, 03:43:47 PM
I've had hip surgery but not a replacement, just a repair job. Mine didn't hurt too bad but replacement will probably be worse. Ts&ps
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: meow meow on October 20, 2017, 04:24:49 PM
had to check this wasn't the gpc thread
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: puniraptor on October 20, 2017, 04:26:45 PM
My grandma has had three hip replacements and she's doing great. I'm sure you'll do great too!
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 20, 2017, 04:56:22 PM
had to check this wasn't the gpc thread

(https://i.imgur.com/fQHtkHn.gif)
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: kslim on October 21, 2017, 09:56:47 AM
boss just had both replaced, get ready for the good crap (drug wise) but be smart about it. the steroid is a real holy crap pill apparently
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 24, 2017, 09:07:37 PM
Guys...I'm shuffling around with a walker, but I can already tell I shouldve had this done years ago.  So much less pain sitting and watching baseball.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: wetwillie on October 24, 2017, 10:04:28 PM
Got that morphine drip ?
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Shooter Jones on October 25, 2017, 11:35:45 AM
Almost a month into recovery.  Still have to use a sling most of the time for a couple more weeks.  Still sleeping in a recliner most of the time due to waking up every couple of hours in bed due to weird pressure on joint.  Crossing fingers that all of this bullshit will be worth it and I can get fully recovered.  Wish I could start therapy now so I can regain use of my arm ASAP..  :impatient: 

Pro-tip:  Learn to do certain things with your non-dominant hand before surgery.

Looking like I'll be having this done in the near future, this update sounded shitty, but how did the rest of the recovery go? Can I do it the first week of December and be back on the golf course in the spring no problemo?
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: XocolateThundarr on November 08, 2017, 12:44:15 PM
Almost a month into recovery.  Still have to use a sling most of the time for a couple more weeks.  Still sleeping in a recliner most of the time due to waking up every couple of hours in bed due to weird pressure on joint.  Crossing fingers that all of this bullshit will be worth it and I can get fully recovered.  Wish I could start therapy now so I can regain use of my arm ASAP..  :impatient: 

Pro-tip:  Learn to do certain things with your non-dominant hand before surgery.

Looking like I'll be having this done in the near future, this update sounded shitty, but how did the rest of the recovery go? Can I do it the first week of December and be back on the golf course in the spring no problemo?

Maybe....just depends on how fast you heal and how quickly you regain flexibility in the joint.  Your time frame is probably pushing it, but I think it is possible.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: XocolateThundarr on November 08, 2017, 12:45:26 PM
First day back to work (kind of) since getting new parts installed.  Moving pretty well with no pain....just still kind of slow until my muscles remember what they hell they are supposed to do when walking.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: kso_FAN on November 08, 2017, 03:26:34 PM
Keep it up XT. Soon enough you can grease that joint up and be back in business.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.suspension.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F04%2Fhow-to-grease%2Floose-grease-gun-coupler.gif&hash=fe73855cc1afab27ac9660f6db498e1941a15ab2)
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: XocolateThundarr on November 08, 2017, 04:44:42 PM
Keep it up XT. Soon enough you can grease that joint up and be back in business.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.suspension.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F04%2Fhow-to-grease%2Floose-grease-gun-coupler.gif&hash=fe73855cc1afab27ac9660f6db498e1941a15ab2)

I asked them to put a grease zerk in for me and received one of these  :dubious: .
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: star seed 7 on November 08, 2017, 05:39:07 PM
I'll install one for time and material
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: slackcat on November 09, 2017, 05:38:12 AM
My grandma has had three hip replacements and she's doing great. I'm sure you'll do great too!

 Someone needs to talk to QC
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: XocolateThundarr on November 09, 2017, 09:23:10 AM
I'll install one for time and material

 :lol:
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: KST8FAN on January 27, 2019, 10:53:49 AM
"What's your pain level 0-10?"

Wife in for 2nd major surgery in last 6 months, and gets this question every time nurses check vitals.

Hooked up to IV, monitors, and wires monitoring things in the ppm, and the patient is left to assess their own pain level on 0-10 scale?

She doesn't get it.  Whatever she says doesn't get her more pain meds.  Is it a trick question?

What' would be examples on the scale?


Tom

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Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: star seed 7 on January 27, 2019, 11:11:37 AM
The nurse should have a chart with relative examples

(https://cdn.paindoctor.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/pain-scales.png)
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: mocat on January 27, 2019, 11:16:10 AM
Sorry if I creeped you out 'meister.

I'd love it if some gun nut hayseed secret sex pic taker buck oh five guy from the internet knew where my mom lived irl.  Could not be less creepy.

omg
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: KST8FAN on January 27, 2019, 02:09:35 PM
The nurse should have a chart with relative examples

(https://cdn.paindoctor.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/pain-scales.png)
I will get this laminated in wallet size.

Tom

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Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Trim on January 27, 2019, 02:37:19 PM
Wow, that chart is incredibly helpful.  It's crazy that medical professionals constantly ask the question but don't have or can't articulate that chart when the patient is all "dunno:

I always thought 0 = it's mumped up enough that I'm here seeking medical help but I can tolerate it no problem b/c I'm not a wuss.  And the numbers 1-10 were like some level of increasing torture you'd go through as a POW.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: star seed 7 on January 27, 2019, 03:27:25 PM
For reference, natural childbirth is generally regarded as an 8, very few people will ever experience 9/10
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: IPA4Me on January 27, 2019, 04:54:51 PM
11/10

Man flu
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: puniraptor on January 27, 2019, 05:46:44 PM
wow i have never seen those definitions, it truly is very helpful. I always just see the stupid emojis.

I always answer on this scale: the worst pain i have ever experienced is a 3 and the worst pain i can imagine is a 10
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: KST8FAN on December 12, 2019, 10:14:35 PM
Hip replacement booked for January.

Tom

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Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Spracne on December 12, 2019, 10:34:05 PM
We can rebuild him...
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: XocolateThundarr on December 13, 2019, 12:06:16 AM
Hip replacement booked for January.

Tom

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Let me know if you need any pro tips. 
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: halfEmpty on December 13, 2019, 01:11:11 AM
My dad just had triple bypass surgery after a heart attack.  They asked him his pain lvl after surgery.  He said 10.  He looked miserable. Could barely talk.  Once they got the chest tubes out it went down to a 2 for him.  They think the tube was pinching a nerve against his rib cage which was causing the intense pain.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: slackcat on December 15, 2019, 04:47:03 AM
We can rebuild him...

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS2p7LTgywYE1k6S-E4nuJb0GEMnEbaI0tKEO2SH0817oRywsi0&s)
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: 8manpick on December 15, 2019, 09:22:29 AM
My dad just had triple bypass surgery after a heart attack.  They asked him his pain lvl after surgery.  He said 10.  He looked miserable. Could barely talk.  Once they got the chest tubes out it went down to a 2 for him.  They think the tube was pinching a nerve against his rib cage which was causing the intense pain.
Damn. Sounds like he is okay now though?
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: halfEmpty on December 16, 2019, 05:54:57 PM
My dad just had triple bypass surgery after a heart attack.  They asked him his pain lvl after surgery.  He said 10.  He looked miserable. Could barely talk.  Once they got the chest tubes out it went down to a 2 for him.  They think the tube was pinching a nerve against his rib cage which was causing the intense pain.
Damn. Sounds like he is okay now though?

Supposed to be discharged tomorrow.  Been there since Thanksgiving.  When they operated, the surgeon said his heart was barely beating.  They didn't stop his heart and put him on the heart lung machine because of that. 

Lot of life changes he's going to have to make.  Such as acting like a 76 yr old and not working like he's 30.  That will be hard for him
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: TheHamburglar on July 28, 2022, 06:40:44 PM
Modern medicine is amazing. I got me gall bladder removed this morning. I already feel a lot better from not having a gall bladder. I’m up walking around. I’m a little sore & it hurts to stand straight up. Other than that I’m fine. When I’m sitting I feel better now than I did yesterday.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on July 28, 2022, 07:24:45 PM
Modern medicine is amazing. I got me gall bladder removed this morning. I already feel a lot better from not having a gall bladder. I’m up walking around. I’m a little sore & it hurts to stand straight up. Other than that I’m fine. When I’m sitting I feel better now than I did yesterday.
Glad to hear it. Hope your recovery continues to go well.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: wetwillie on July 28, 2022, 07:30:52 PM
Modern medicine is amazing. I got me gall bladder removed this morning. I already feel a lot better from not having a gall bladder. I’m up walking around. I’m a little sore & it hurts to stand straight up. Other than that I’m fine. When I’m sitting I feel better now than I did yesterday.

Scale of 1-10 how good was that propofol?
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: CHONGS on July 28, 2022, 07:38:45 PM
I hope you get to have normal shits soon
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: TheHamburglar on July 28, 2022, 07:49:52 PM
Modern medicine is amazing. I got me gall bladder removed this morning. I already feel a lot better from not having a gall bladder. I’m up walking around. I’m a little sore & it hurts to stand straight up. Other than that I’m fine. When I’m sitting I feel better now than I did yesterday.

Scale of 1-10 how good was that propofol?

I went to the ER Monday night because I had an attack that lasted 4 hours & I started vomiting. They gave me 1 hit in my IV when I got there & it helped some, but not a lot. 45 minutes later they gave me another hit & that felt good. My cousin drove me to CVS at 2:00am to get a Zofran prescription filled. I was leaning on the counter & the pharmacist asked if I was OK. I told her I got another IV pain med pushed & a oxy just before I left 15 minutes earlier. She laughed & told me I looked like I was feeling pretty good.

Today they gave me fentanyl right before they put me out. I guess when I woke up I was in pain & caused my blood pressure to spike. I don’t know what they gave me for that, but I woke up feeling good.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: TheHamburglar on July 28, 2022, 07:58:13 PM
Modern medicine is amazing. I got me gall bladder removed this morning. I already feel a lot better from not having a gall bladder. I’m up walking around. I’m a little sore & it hurts to stand straight up. Other than that I’m fine. When I’m sitting I feel better now than I did yesterday.

Scale of 1-10 how good was that propofol?

I went to the ER Monday night because I had an attack that lasted 4 hours & I started vomiting. They gave me 1 hit in my IV when I got there & it helped some, but not a lot. 45 minutes later they gave me another hit & that felt good. My cousin drove me to CVS at 2:00am to get a Zofran prescription filled. I was leaning on the counter & the pharmacist asked if I was OK. I told her I got another IV pain med pushed & a oxy just before I left 15 minutes earlier. She laughed & told me I looked like I was feeling pretty good.

Today they gave me fentanyl right before they put me out. I guess when I woke up I was in pain & caused my blood pressure to spike. I don’t know what they gave me for that, but I woke up feeling good.

Wait, I confused propofol (Diprivan) with Dilaudid. Dilaudid is the pain med.  The propofol was OK. I was actually disappointed. I usually feel it for 10-15 seconds before falling asleep & it feels great. Today they pushed it & asked if I was feeling it yet. I kind of felt it for a second, then was out. I’m bummed I missed feeling the effects.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: DaBigTrain on July 29, 2022, 12:09:53 AM
Jesus, that sucks. Glad you had a successful surgery and feeing better.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: steve dave on July 29, 2022, 06:06:31 AM
My mom just had her gall bladder out too!
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on July 29, 2022, 10:51:27 AM
Modern medicine is amazing. I got me gall bladder removed this morning. I already feel a lot better from not having a gall bladder. I’m up walking around. I’m a little sore & it hurts to stand straight up. Other than that I’m fine. When I’m sitting I feel better now than I did yesterday.

Scale of 1-10 how good was that propofol?

I went to the ER Monday night because I had an attack that lasted 4 hours & I started vomiting. They gave me 1 hit in my IV when I got there & it helped some, but not a lot. 45 minutes later they gave me another hit & that felt good. My cousin drove me to CVS at 2:00am to get a Zofran prescription filled. I was leaning on the counter & the pharmacist asked if I was OK. I told her I got another IV pain med pushed & a oxy just before I left 15 minutes earlier. She laughed & told me I looked like I was feeling pretty good.

Today they gave me fentanyl right before they put me out. I guess when I woke up I was in pain & caused my blood pressure to spike. I don’t know what they gave me for that, but I woke up feeling good.
The feeling that sweeps through your body as they inject fentanyl to induce anesthesia is really something. I have a tendency to be be more sappy than usual when emerging from anesthesia. The last time I had it, I was mumbling to Mrs SSOC about how much I appreciated her giving children to our family and how they are beautiful like her while the nurse encouraged me to remain calm and take deep breaths.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: TheHamburglar on July 29, 2022, 11:41:54 AM
The feeling that sweeps through your body as they inject fentanyl to induce anesthesia is really something. I have a tendency to be be more sappy than usual when emerging from anesthesia. The last time I had it, I was mumbling to Mrs SSOC about how much I appreciated her giving children to our family and how they are beautiful like her while the nurse encouraged me to remain calm and take deep breaths.

Being put to sleep is a great feeling. I loved the upper GI scope they did last year. I felt nothing from the scope, then I came home & slept 3 more hours. I woke up feeling the best I’d felt in years.

I always come out different. One time I came out very angry yelling “I’m in pain get me some rough ridin' Toradol now.”

My best friend died of cancer that they found while he was under. The doctor told his wife, then he woke up to his wife crying & she had to tell him. My wife told me when I woke up yesterday I just kept asking if they found cancer and if the doctor “Amanda’d her” like they did to my friend’s wife. My wife said I asked 20 times but I only remember once.
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: pissclams on July 29, 2022, 02:08:59 PM
sounds like gall bladders are for pussies
Title: Re: Surgery
Post by: Katpappy on July 29, 2022, 04:03:00 PM
That's just mean.  I mean offending the good name of pussy cat.