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Title: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Cannoncat on April 24, 2014, 10:10:44 AM
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Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: kso_FAN on April 24, 2014, 10:11:41 AM
Go Cats!
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Tobias on April 24, 2014, 10:12:20 AM
eff yeah cannoncat!
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Cannoncat on April 24, 2014, 10:12:55 AM
Four star small forward!!! Florida offered!
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: EMAWzified on April 24, 2014, 10:13:28 AM
I'm sorry. I don't know the scholly numbers. Does this mean we have to shed the krap?
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 24, 2014, 10:17:24 AM
carl sandburg highschool will never get old. hope he stays here four years.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Panjandrum on April 24, 2014, 10:24:01 AM
I'm sorry. I don't know the scholly numbers. Does this mean we have to shed the krap?

No.  We had three seniors this year, and Harris is the third commit in the 2014 class.

We could still remove Krap and get a transfer or something.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Trogdor on April 24, 2014, 10:30:01 AM
Is Bolden a scholly?
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: scottwildcat on April 24, 2014, 10:52:28 AM

Is Bolden a scholly?

yes


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Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 24, 2014, 10:56:31 AM
 :ksu:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Mixed-Nutz on April 24, 2014, 10:57:52 AM

Is Bolden a scholly?

yes


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Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: steve dave on April 24, 2014, 10:59:58 AM
YEAH CANNONCAT YEAH!
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 24, 2014, 11:01:54 AM
my goodness, he is quite striking
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Big Sam on April 24, 2014, 11:04:35 AM
I was wondering when this would hit this board.  I know people have been all wound up about the spring game and I thought most have forgot about oscar Hoops.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 24, 2014, 11:05:16 AM
Is Bolden a scholly?
You serious, clark?
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 24, 2014, 11:07:18 AM
Have you guys thought about Malek's haircut next to Fosters yet? I mean, OMG, that's all i've been thinking about since the news hit.  :love:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: pissclams on April 24, 2014, 11:14:50 AM
Have you guys thought about Malek's haircut next to Fosters yet? I mean, OMG, that's all i've been thinking about since the news hit.  :love:

it's all i've thought about since my eyes laid eyes on his dreamy bouffant
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 24, 2014, 11:18:56 AM
I was wondering when this would hit this board.  I know people have been all wound up about the spring game and I thought most have forgot about oscar Hoops.

it made it last night around 7pm in the '14 recruiting thread. this thread is more for us to talk about the fact that he attends carl sandberg high in orland park. i mean if that isn't right out of a john hughes movie i don't know what is.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Mixed-Nutz on April 24, 2014, 11:33:11 AM
Have you guys thought about Malek's haircut next to Fosters yet? I mean, OMG, that's all i've been thinking about since the news hit.  :love:
oscar and his staff is really harnessing the power of adorable cats.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Benja on April 24, 2014, 11:56:49 AM
Appears to be a stud.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Gooch on April 24, 2014, 02:20:10 PM
Absolutly not gE'ing here. Is this a good get? :dunno: oscar has broken me.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 24, 2014, 02:21:21 PM
Absolutly not gE'ing here. Is this a good get? :dunno: oscar has broken me.
Yes! Do you think Florida wants a shitty player? I mean, we beat out donovan.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Trim on April 24, 2014, 02:27:44 PM
Absolutly not gE'ing here. Is this a good get? :dunno: oscar has broken me.

If I find something describing him, I'll read it to you in #oscar.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: PIPE on April 24, 2014, 02:43:15 PM
Poor Krap, I don't see him playing much, if at all.......maybe in some rec pickup games, possibly?
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: steve dave on April 24, 2014, 02:49:28 PM
I was wondering when this would hit this board

lol
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Harmon4ksu on April 24, 2014, 04:48:53 PM
Absolutly not gE'ing here. Is this a good get? :dunno: oscar has broken me.
Originally committed to Marquette. 4 star guy. Had major interest from Florida, Indiana, Louisville among others. Should be a great get.

http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/recruiting/player-Malek-Harris-139675

Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 24, 2014, 04:49:55 PM
 :dubious:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Trim on April 24, 2014, 04:54:24 PM
Absolutly not gE'ing here. Is this a good get? :dunno: oscar has broken me.
Originally committed to Marquette. 4 star guy. Had major interest from Florida, Indiana, Louisville among others. Should be a great get.

http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/recruiting/player-Malek-Harris-139675



Gooch, now picture me drunk and in #oscar voice and my head bobbing right and left saying "he had interest from florida he had interest from indiana he had interest from louisville there's no doubt he's a great get now we just have to get him to rebound do the right things and just play within the system you know kids sometimes they think they know what they should do and sometimes you just want to scream but that'll make my throat hurt so you just have to play with that energy focused the right way and the fan support I just hope the students make it out to bramlage."
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Mr Bread on April 24, 2014, 04:55:49 PM
You know the Rivals 150 for 2014 was just updated today and Harris stayed at #80.  I mean he didn't even play this year and he's still that high.  Get your dicks out fellas! :emawkid:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Harmon4ksu on April 24, 2014, 05:06:12 PM
Absolutly not gE'ing here. Is this a good get? :dunno: oscar has broken me.
Originally committed to Marquette. 4 star guy. Had major interest from Florida, Indiana, Louisville among others. Should be a great get.

http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/recruiting/player-Malek-Harris-139675



Gooch, now picture me drunk and in #oscar voice and my head bobbing right and left saying "he had interest from florida he had interest from indiana he had interest from louisville there's no doubt he's a great get now we just have to get him to rebound do the right things and just play within the system you know kids sometimes they think they know what they should do and sometimes you just want to scream but that'll make my throat hurt so you just have to play with that energy focused the right way and the fan support I just hope the students make it out to bramlage."

 :ROFL:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Gooch on April 24, 2014, 05:17:32 PM
Absolutly not gE'ing here. Is this a good get? :dunno: oscar has broken me.
Originally committed to Marquette. 4 star guy. Had major interest from Florida, Indiana, Louisville among others. Should be a great get.

http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/recruiting/player-Malek-Harris-139675



Gooch, now picture me drunk and in #oscar voice and my head bobbing right and left saying "he had interest from florida he had interest from indiana he had interest from louisville there's no doubt he's a great get now we just have to get him to rebound do the right things and just play within the system you know kids sometimes they think they know what they should do and sometimes you just want to scream but that'll make my throat hurt so you just have to play with that energy focused the right way and the fan support I just hope the students make it out to bramlage."
:lol: heard this perfectly in my head.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: ydarg2012 on April 24, 2014, 05:59:40 PM
He is only listed as a "soft verbal" to K-State. What does that mean exactly?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Mr Bread on April 24, 2014, 06:02:52 PM
Hey @yarddog, Mr Bread here.  It's because he hasn't actually said it publically and it's only been reported by "sources."
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: ydarg2012 on April 24, 2014, 06:05:56 PM
Hey @yarddog, Mr Bread here.  It's because he hasn't actually said it publically and it's only been reported by "sources."

What does that mean mister? He isn't "officially" a Wild Wildcat and I need to temper my excitement?
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Mr Bread on April 24, 2014, 06:07:05 PM
Do what you want.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Bill Clarahan on April 24, 2014, 06:54:35 PM
This guy will bomb out

I can see the future  :jeffy:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: ksupamplemousse on April 24, 2014, 07:22:15 PM
You know the Rivals 150 for 2014 was just updated today and Harris stayed at #80.  I mean he didn't even play this year and he's still that high.  Get your dicks out fellas! :emawkid:

Okay, what now?
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 24, 2014, 07:59:03 PM
Get your dicks out fellas! :emawkid:

Done
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: FranklyFrankYou on April 24, 2014, 08:02:47 PM
Get your dicks out fellas! :emawkid:

Done
Yeah, what next Bread?
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Mr Bread on April 24, 2014, 08:07:38 PM
Sorry guys just a figure of speech I'm trying out.  I think it's a keeper though. 
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 24, 2014, 08:19:00 PM
Huge letdown
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: bubbles4ksu on April 24, 2014, 08:26:00 PM
are we going to have tons of 4-star wings and no reliable point guards? only time will tell!
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Mr Bread on April 24, 2014, 08:31:06 PM
Good pgs are a bitch to find for everybody.  oscar is gone from Illinois and we still need one.   
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Pete on April 24, 2014, 08:32:06 PM
are we going to have tons of 4-star wings and no reliable point guards? only time will tell!

If Jevon gets rid of his basketball cancer, we'll be in great shape.  We'll all be getting our dicks out (is that the proper use of that?).
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: bubbles4ksu on April 24, 2014, 08:40:16 PM
are we going to have tons of 4-star wings and no reliable point guards? only time will tell!

If Jevon gets rid of his basketball cancer, we'll be in great shape.  We'll all be getting our dicks out (is that the proper use of that?).
and i think jevon will be cured. not going to stop me from a meltdown in the 2015 recruiting thread.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: _33 on April 24, 2014, 08:45:19 PM
This is good news.  I love getting 4 stars.  It's my second favorite type of stars.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: Mr Bread on April 24, 2014, 08:52:53 PM
are we going to have tons of 4-star wings and no reliable point guards? only time will tell!

We'll all be getting our dicks out (is that the proper use of that?).

Definitely.  You know get excited, get pumped, get the dick out and swing it around.  That happens, you mean it.  You are a genuinely happy person about the thing in question.  Just a really exciting turn of phrase for bros.   
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!!
Post by: gatoveintisiete on April 24, 2014, 09:10:46 PM
Sorry guys just a figure of speech I'm trying out.  I think it's a keeper though.

It's great when you find a keeper, I remember how great it felt to start rolling out "who cut the cheese"
A few years back. :cheers:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: FranklyFrankYou on April 24, 2014, 09:16:46 PM
I personally love telling live bands to play Thunderstruck
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Spracne on April 24, 2014, 09:18:58 PM

I personally love telling live bands to play Thunderstruck

Would it surprise u to learn that your pal Sprac can flawlessly execute thunderstruck on guitar? It shouldn't.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: joda on April 24, 2014, 09:52:03 PM

I personally love telling live bands to play Thunderstruck

Would it surprise u to learn that your pal Sprac can flawlessly execute thunderstruck on guitar? It shouldn't.

I'd expect nothing less from a KU fan
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 25, 2014, 10:22:56 AM
Now that it's out and I'm ready to swing.  Is it like side to side motion where at each end it thwaps on your thighs, left, right, thwap, thwap!  Or like twirl it in a circle so face the centrifugal force pulls all the blood into it and oh man I'm dizzy better sit down for a bit.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Brock Landers on April 25, 2014, 10:39:17 AM
Should I be surprised that helicoptering has now been discussed on this blog?
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: SuperG on April 25, 2014, 10:54:24 AM
I assume this is in the same vein as "rock-out with your male genitals-out". If so, I'm like really good at this.

Also, I think this would be confusing for Malek if he were to stumble onto this thread.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: scottwildcat on April 25, 2014, 11:04:19 AM
:users:  :Lurk:  :buh-bye:  :'bye cruel world:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Katpappy on April 25, 2014, 01:53:17 PM
OMG, can't get this song out of my head:
"The phone a ringing and my male genitals's a swinging
Let me get'a crack at it, or maybe just a whack at it
Malek's a humming and i'm a cumming"
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Tobias on April 25, 2014, 01:55:00 PM
@steve dave
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: sunny_cat on April 25, 2014, 02:06:43 PM
OMG, can't get this song out of my head:
"The phone a ringing and my male genitals's a swinging
Let me get'a crack at it, or maybe just a whack at it
Malek's a humming and i'm a cumming"

This is a family board. Mods!
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: ydarg2012 on April 25, 2014, 02:08:34 PM
I assume this is in the same vein as "rock-out with your male genitals-out". If so, I'm like really good at this.

Also, I think this would be confusing for Malek if he were to stumble onto this thread.

KD! Come on man!  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on April 25, 2014, 04:47:43 PM
 :excited:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Panjandrum on April 28, 2014, 09:54:50 AM
So, is Harris there today, or not?
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: mocat on April 28, 2014, 10:57:59 AM
malek is going to be scared of us and our dicks all spinning around like Hueys in Nam
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 28, 2014, 11:04:22 AM
malek is going to be scared of us and our dicks all spinning around like Hueys in Nam

Here's hoping he is able to make lemonade out of the meat spin lemon and enjoy the cool breeze they provide on a hot summer day.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: star seed 7 on April 28, 2014, 11:06:50 AM
malek is going to be scared of us and our dicks all spinning around like Hueys in Nam

like propeller things on a nuclear sub
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 28, 2014, 11:08:57 AM
@steve dave

:lol:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Katpappy on April 30, 2014, 11:54:02 PM
@steve dave

:lol:
Guys, you got to admit it's a petty catchy tune.  Maybe not KK quality.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: kstofer on May 01, 2014, 09:33:30 AM
Video of Malek at the Jayhawk Invitational:
http://iaelites.com/videos/mharris/ (http://iaelites.com/videos/mharris/)
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: scottwildcat on May 01, 2014, 09:54:07 AM
Video of Malek at the Jayhawk Invitational:
http://iaelites.com/videos/mharris/ (http://iaelites.com/videos/mharris/)

eh didn't do much in that video.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: The1BigWillie on May 01, 2014, 09:56:36 AM
Seems more like an OKie State player than an Adorable Cat
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 01, 2014, 09:56:49 AM
I bet he's ready to get out of that Under Armor and into some nike.  :love:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: ydarg2012 on May 01, 2014, 11:33:08 AM
Video of Malek at the Jayhawk Invitational:
http://iaelites.com/videos/mharris/ (http://iaelites.com/videos/mharris/)

He got to the free throw line and made free throws. I'm sold.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Bloodfart on May 01, 2014, 09:04:57 PM
Guys Mrs. Bf made me put it away because she was trying to read and all the wind I was generating was blowing her hair in her eyes and she couldn't focus.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: SPE_khat on May 01, 2014, 10:02:33 PM
Guys Mrs. Bf made me put it away because she was trying to read and all the wind I was generating was blowing her hair in her eyes and she couldn't focus.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.hudo.com%2Fimages%2Fposters%2F651%2Fimage.jpg&hash=2436cccfb8b614b2e3ceb772e69d4d1b7f408edc)
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: 'taterblast on May 01, 2014, 10:25:04 PM
he has really long arms

watch him be a total stud and our best player next year
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Bloodfart on May 02, 2014, 12:04:03 AM
Guys Mrs. Bf made me put it away because she was trying to read and all the wind I was generating was blowing her hair in her eyes and she couldn't focus.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.hudo.com%2Fimages%2Fposters%2F651%2Fimage.jpg&hash=2436cccfb8b614b2e3ceb772e69d4d1b7f408edc)

Yes confirmed.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: catz on May 02, 2014, 09:22:02 AM
Video of Malek at the Jayhawk Invitational:
http://iaelites.com/videos/mharris/ (http://iaelites.com/videos/mharris/)

He got to the free throw line and made free throws. I'm sold.

Somebody needs to teach him no dunking in the layup lines  :nono:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on May 02, 2014, 09:42:30 AM
Video of Malek at the Jayhawk Invitational:
http://iaelites.com/videos/mharris/ (http://iaelites.com/videos/mharris/)

He got to the free throw line and made free throws. I'm sold.

But... that's the first video that's surfaced proving his ability to dunk.

 :dunno:

Somebody needs to teach him no dunking in the layup lines  :nono:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Katpappy on May 02, 2014, 10:03:43 PM
Guys Mrs. Bf made me put it away because she was trying to read and all the wind I was generating was blowing her hair in her eyes and she couldn't focus.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.hudo.com%2Fimages%2Fposters%2F651%2Fimage.jpg&hash=2436cccfb8b614b2e3ceb772e69d4d1b7f408edc)
I can't believe I missed this.   :ROFL:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: steve dave on May 02, 2014, 10:04:24 PM
lol
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Panjandrum on May 04, 2014, 10:32:25 AM
So, we are just waiting on Mother's Day for him to make it official, right?
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: catz on May 05, 2014, 02:36:02 PM
So, we are just waiting on Mother's Day for him to make it official, right?

Did he ever visit VT?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Mixed-Nutz on May 05, 2014, 02:44:09 PM
So, we are just waiting on Mother's Day for him to make it official, right?

Did he ever visit VT?  :dunno:
nope
Title: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Pete on May 05, 2014, 03:17:27 PM
So, we are just waiting on Mother's Day for him to make it official, right?

Did he ever visit VT?  :dunno:
nope

That's good, right?  Guys, is this good or bad? Tell me how to feel about this whole thing....this has been very confusing and frustrating.


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Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 05, 2014, 03:21:58 PM
He's a cat, Pete.

CASE CLOSED!
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: ydarg2012 on May 05, 2014, 03:26:20 PM
He's a cat, Pete.

CASE CLOSED!

Thanks for closing that down .  . . that whole soft commit thing has been haunting me.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 06, 2014, 05:29:29 PM
Knew it!

Quote
« K-State Q&A: Collin Klein in the CFL, Dalvin Warmack, Kaleb Prewett, a guess at oscar Weber’s next starting five and Malek HarrisK-State recruit Malek Harris nears decision Malek Harris will choose where to play college basketball at 1 p.m. on Sunday at a ceremony at his family’s church.
The touted 6-foot-7 small forward from Orland Hills, Ill, is considering a handful of options, but Kansas State is favored to land Harris over Gonzaga and Virginia Tech.
Harris, the No. 80 player in the Rivals 2014 recruiting class originally committed to Marquette and Buzz Williams, but he began looking elsewhere when Williams left to take over as the head coach at Virginia Tech.
K-State coach oscar Weber called Harris immediately after and convinced him to take an official visit to Manhattan. The visit went so well that Harris gave a soft verbal commitment to the Wildcats two weeks ago. He also canceled a scheduled visit to Virginia Tech, according to his AAU coach Mike Mullins.
If Harris signs with K-State, he will be the top-rated player Weber has landed in his two-plus years with the Wildcats.
But nothing will be official until Harris announces his college decision on Sunday.
“He enjoyed his visit to Kansas State,” said Mullins, who runs the Illinois Wolves AAU program. “Most official visits tend to be very good, otherwise something is wrong. But he really enjoyed the great family atmosphere. His mom was able to accompany him, and that was key. The first time through he was only looking to stay close to home and help his mom out. This time he was able to look a little further for a college.
“He wanted to wait and announce on Mother’s Day for his mother and his grandmother. They are big supporters for him.”

Harris has focused on basketball over the past few weeks, playing with the Wolves in two tournaments. His final AAU basketball game came over the weekend at the Spiece Run N’ Slam, which his team won.
Mullins describes Harris as “a versatile player that can create mismatch problems.” He said Harris is capable of playing all five positions, and is particularly gifted on defense.
Harris appears to be an ideal fit for K-State, which has one available scholarship for its 2014 recruiting class. Weber has said he wanted to add a tall, athletic wing player to round out K-State’s roster.
Mullins said Harris wants to make an immediate impact with a team that is on the rise.
“Kansas State is a team with a lot of strengths and high expectations for next year,” Mullins said. “They have a lot of returning good players. Malek is a guy who wants to come in and help a team win right away. He has been part of a successful team and he has won before. Now he wants to be a contributing factor for a winning college program and help it make a run.”

Read more here: http://blogs.kansas.com/kstated/2014/05/06/k-state-recruit-malek-harris-nears-decision/#storylink=cpy
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Post by: fun muffin on May 06, 2014, 08:46:02 PM
 :Woot:
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Post by: chum1 on May 06, 2014, 08:51:51 PM
Get your dicks out in church.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: scottwildcat on May 07, 2014, 01:17:59 AM

Get your dicks out in church.

Sorry, not a catholic priest


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Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: skycat on May 07, 2014, 02:15:31 AM

Get your dicks out in church.

Sorry, not a catholic priest

 :lol:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Katpappy on May 07, 2014, 08:41:41 AM
Get your dicks out in church.
:ohno:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: DennisDodd on May 07, 2014, 08:42:08 AM
Get your dicks out in church.
:ohno:
:peek:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: ydarg2012 on May 07, 2014, 11:47:12 AM
If he says anything besides K-State in church.  :facepalm:

Can someone ITK confirm that Malek's mother and grandmother have received a lot of anonymous purple flower bouquets? 
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: sunny_cat on May 07, 2014, 11:50:46 AM
If he says anything besides K-State in church.  :facepalm:

wut
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: pissclams on May 07, 2014, 01:32:00 PM
apparently Pete's son is very excited about the Malek Harris news
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Post by: Pete on May 07, 2014, 04:23:23 PM
apparently Pete's son is very excited about the Malek Harris news

Yep.

He's in kindergarten.  I get a text today saying he was sent to the principal's office because he was dared to show his junk, so he did.  Apparently right there in the lunch room with the dick out.  Live and learn, eh guys?  He had to miss 10 minutes of two recesses.  It's the Shawnee Mission district, they don't eff around, man.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Mr Bread on May 07, 2014, 04:27:16 PM
So clams is a teacher or clams dared him?  clams wears a lot of hats.
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Post by: Mr Bread on May 07, 2014, 04:28:31 PM
Principal clams?  omg I bet he wears great silly ties.
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Post by: Trim on May 07, 2014, 04:29:35 PM
apparently Pete's son is very excited about the Malek Harris news

Yep.

He's in kindergarten.  I get a text today saying he was sent to the principal's office because he was dared to show his junk, so he did.  Apparently right there in the lunch room with the dick out.  Live and learn, eh guys?  He had to miss 10 minutes of two recesses.  It's the Shawnee Mission district, they don't eff around, man.

A "dare" is the story he's going with, huh?  Guess he'd get in more trouble if it came out that he'd been reading gE in school somehow and had just caught up on the Harris news.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Mr Bread on May 07, 2014, 04:33:56 PM
I'm sorry Pete.  He's sounds like an amazing emaw though. 
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 07, 2014, 04:38:43 PM
Only two recesses of 10 minutes, huh?

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Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: pissclams on May 07, 2014, 04:43:07 PM
Principal clams?  omg I bet he wears great silly ties.

believe it or not i am pete's son
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: CNS on May 07, 2014, 04:47:51 PM
Principal clams?  omg I bet he wears great silly ties.

I always remember how to spell Principal because 'Clams is a real "pal". 
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Mr Bread on May 07, 2014, 04:55:29 PM
He just does so much.  Pilot, courthouse clerk or some kind of lawyer or judge, teacher or principal or kindergarten gossip monger.  Take a breath clams. 
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Katpappy on May 08, 2014, 07:58:16 PM
WOW, I almost missed it, a Bread on Clams net fight.  Could be quite the sandwich.  :D
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Katpappy on May 09, 2014, 10:37:19 PM
You know what this thread needs; yea, you guessed it:
http://youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: scottwildcat on May 10, 2014, 07:48:32 AM

You know what this thread needs; yea, you guessed it:
http://youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU

:lol:


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Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: BackPayne on May 11, 2014, 12:02:23 PM
I got it out!  Don't make me look like a fool, Malek!
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: SPE_khat on May 11, 2014, 12:45:42 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnX0-EeIMAAhRsb.jpg:large)

foreshadowing with the all caps #LIFE???  :thumbsup:    :bwpopcorn:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: 'taterblast on May 11, 2014, 01:05:51 PM
Quote
@24_MoneyTeam_10
I will be committing and signing to Kansas State University to play for Coach Weber in the BIG12 ! #Wildcats #EMAW   All Glory to God
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: SPE_khat on May 11, 2014, 01:06:08 PM
And he's a Cat  :cheers:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: 'taterblast on May 11, 2014, 01:06:37 PM
quick everyone run and tell him he's joining a family!!!!!!
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 11, 2014, 01:06:51 PM
Swing away boys!
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: EMAWmeister on May 11, 2014, 01:07:20 PM
MY DICK IS OUT
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Post by: ChiComCat on May 11, 2014, 01:10:59 PM
I've lifted about 6 inches out of my chair.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: cas4ksu on May 11, 2014, 01:12:47 PM
groovy. should help immediately.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: SPE_khat on May 11, 2014, 01:13:30 PM
This message board right now

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Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Trogdor on May 11, 2014, 01:21:13 PM
They should just give us the trophies now. Save the trouble for everyone else
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Post by: CNS on May 11, 2014, 01:24:00 PM
Happy Mother RoughRider Day, oscar!
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Post by: Bloodfart on May 11, 2014, 01:33:37 PM
Ewwyeah what now!
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Post by: SPE_khat on May 11, 2014, 02:11:03 PM
Man... 5 new contributors to look forward to next year. I can't wait to see how all the new pieces fit in together with the established core, I'm excited for some oscar HOOPS!
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: BackPayne on May 11, 2014, 02:44:59 PM
Here is a neat article about Harris: http://www.highschoolcubenews.com/news_article/show/384886?referrer_id=596370
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: 'taterblast on May 11, 2014, 03:03:37 PM
Here is a neat article about Harris: http://www.highschoolcubenews.com/news_article/show/384886?referrer_id=596370

MCMW?
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Winters on May 11, 2014, 06:15:23 PM
This program is a machine.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Paul Moscow on May 11, 2014, 06:16:26 PM
oscar is building a monster
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: wetwillie on May 11, 2014, 06:22:11 PM
If oscar starts consistently landing studs on the trail I might just have to like the guy. 
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Katpappy on May 11, 2014, 06:41:57 PM
If oscar starts consistently landing studs on the trail I might just have to like the guy.
oscar is pouring water on the BID team.  :cool:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: SdK on May 11, 2014, 07:21:31 PM
If oscar starts consistently landing studs on the trail I might just have to like the guy.
oscar is pouring water on the BID team.  :cool:

More like foamed (airport style) chicken nuggets all over bid while this program takes flight.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Katpappy on May 11, 2014, 07:34:18 PM
If oscar starts consistently landing studs on the trail I might just have to like the guy.
oscar is pouring water on the BID team.  :cool:

More like foamed (airport style) chicken nuggets all over bid while this program takes flight.
For some reason I really like this post.
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Post by: BostonPancake on May 11, 2014, 07:39:09 PM
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Post by: sunny_cat on May 11, 2014, 07:39:34 PM
 :Yuck:
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Post by: BackPayne on May 11, 2014, 07:41:46 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FmnVSLfs.gif&hash=b9a4d708c3a87050d1e0601fee5043d243b79341)

 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: scottwildcat on May 11, 2014, 07:47:13 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FmnVSLfs.gif&hash=b9a4d708c3a87050d1e0601fee5043d243b79341)

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Frank martin is a douche on May 11, 2014, 09:48:30 PM
Fan will we be able to play him and Westicles at 3 and 4 or no?
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: yoman on May 11, 2014, 11:25:47 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FmnVSLfs.gif&hash=b9a4d708c3a87050d1e0601fee5043d243b79341)

Welp, we may lose the title of "family blog" after that one.
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Post by: ksupamplemousse on May 12, 2014, 12:09:15 AM
I laughed
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Post by: bones129 on May 12, 2014, 12:36:14 AM
Malek is our Malek.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: nicname on May 12, 2014, 01:02:09 AM
I think the stickman with the giant swinging dong is very funny. Made me  :lol:. 
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Post by: That_Guy on May 12, 2014, 03:02:54 AM
I think the stickman with the giant swinging dong is very funny. Made me  :lol:.

me too. It's the face.  :lol:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: kso_FAN on May 12, 2014, 06:29:05 AM
Fan will we be able to play him and Westicles at 3 and 4 or no?

I think we'll see that line up. It will be interesting to see how the rotation develops this season and how many players oscar will play.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: FranklyFrankYou on May 12, 2014, 09:26:38 AM
Fan will we be able to play him and Westicles at 3 and 4 or no?

I think we'll see that line up. It will be interesting to see how the rotation develops this season and how many players oscar will play.
To me, Malek looks like a good fit at that stretch 4 that oscar has used alot since he has been here...Westicles is more of a straight up 3 to me. That being said I wonder if we will go more traditional now that we have more post depth with the addition of Bolden and Hurd
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: 'taterblast on May 12, 2014, 09:33:56 AM
Quote
"It's a family," he said. "That's what I wanted in my college decision. I wanted a family and it's a real family. I can tell spending time with the guys and hanging out with them and everything that they weren't (fibbing) with me. They tell me the truth and they're like brothers. I loved them. I loved them up there.

:lol: did he say "rough ridin' with me" in an interview?
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 12, 2014, 09:44:07 AM
Fan will we be able to play him and Westicles at 3 and 4 or no?

I think we'll see that line up. It will be interesting to see how the rotation develops this season and how many players oscar will play.

He'll play five all the time.  It's in the rules. 
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: pissclams on May 12, 2014, 10:39:09 AM
Fan will we be able to play him and Westicles at 3 and 4 or no?

I think we'll see that line up. It will be interesting to see how the rotation develops this season and how many players oscar will play.
To me, Malek looks like a good fit at that stretch 4 that oscar has used alot since he has been here...Westicles is more of a straight up 3 to me. That being said I wonder if we will go more traditional now that we have more post depth with the addition of Bolden and Hurd

good job FFY, this is a very accurate analysis
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: EMAWmeister on May 12, 2014, 12:30:10 PM
Quote
"It's a family," he said. "That's what I wanted in my college decision. I wanted a family and it's a real family. I can tell spending time with the guys and hanging out with them and everything that they weren't (fibbing) with me. They tell me the truth and they're like brothers. I loved them. I loved them up there.

:lol: did he say "rough ridin' with me" in an interview?

OMG
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on May 12, 2014, 12:49:01 PM
Quote
"It's a family," he said. "That's what I wanted in my college decision. I wanted a family and it's a real family. I can tell spending time with the guys and hanging out with them and everything that they weren't (fibbing) with me. They tell me the truth and they're like brothers. I loved them. I loved them up there.

:lol: did he say "rough ridin' with me" in an interview?

That was my first thought, too.  However, I could see where GPC may also have to translate "fronting" for tuck nation as well.

 :dunno:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: 'taterblast on May 12, 2014, 12:52:42 PM
damnit it's frontin'.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on May 12, 2014, 12:57:03 PM
damnit it's frontin'.

Probably so... HOWEVER, I'd guess 99% of those reading the article replaced "fibbing" with "rough ridin'".  Thus, win/win.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: dal9 on May 12, 2014, 06:23:24 PM
Probably "bullshitting"... it can't be "fronting" since you'd say "fronting on" not "fronting with"...
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Benja on May 12, 2014, 06:41:28 PM
Quote
"It's a family," he said. "That's what I wanted in my college decision. I wanted a family and it's a real family. I can tell spending time with the guys and hanging out with them and everything that they weren't (fibbing) with me. They tell me the truth and they're like brothers. I loved them. I loved them up there.

:lol: did he say "rough ridin' with me" in an interview?

That was my first thought, too.  However, I could see where GPC may also have to translate "fronting" for tuck nation as well.

 :dunno:

Haha. This is definitely the case. I don't think I've said the word "fibbing" once in my entire life. Only GPC would need an ebonics-to-english translation.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: mhkpasa on July 17, 2014, 10:05:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdY7aVwpSUw

He's all in.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Demo158 on July 22, 2014, 12:45:50 AM
We're gonna be so deep this year  :excited:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: ljmhawk2 on July 22, 2014, 09:18:41 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdY7aVwpSUw

He's all in.

lol wait til he comes to ALLEN FIELDHOUSE.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Tobias on July 22, 2014, 09:20:07 AM
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Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 22, 2014, 09:38:13 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdY7aVwpSUw

He's all in.

lol wait til he comes to ALLEN FIELDHOUSE.
I know. Good for him. He'll be on that campus longer than you ever had the shot at it. :lol:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: PurpleSleezyE on July 22, 2014, 09:43:53 AM
Holy eff Wacky!   :ROFL:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: 'taterblast on July 22, 2014, 09:47:27 AM
pfffft
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: ljmhawk2 on July 22, 2014, 10:28:00 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdY7aVwpSUw

He's all in.

lol wait til he comes to ALLEN FIELDHOUSE.
I know. Good for him. He'll be on that campus longer than you ever had the shot at it. :lol:

funny because I was on that campus for 3 years :)
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Winters on July 22, 2014, 10:49:05 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdY7aVwpSUw

He's all in.

lol wait til he comes to ALLEN FIELDHOUSE.
I know. Good for him. He'll be on that campus longer than you ever had the shot at it. :lol:
oh man  :lol:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Panjandrum on July 22, 2014, 10:51:57 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdY7aVwpSUw

He's all in.

lol wait til he comes to ALLEN FIELDHOUSE.
I know. Good for him. He'll be on that campus longer than you ever had the shot at it. :lol:

funny because I was on that campus for 3 years :)

Got a diploma?
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: ljmhawk2 on July 22, 2014, 11:04:56 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdY7aVwpSUw

He's all in.

lol wait til he comes to ALLEN FIELDHOUSE.
I know. Good for him. He'll be on that campus longer than you ever had the shot at it. :lol:

funny because I was on that campus for 3 years :)

Got a diploma?

sure do...associates of science and bachelors in athletic training.

Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 22, 2014, 11:08:46 AM
 :lol: They don't give away associates at state schools and you've already admitted you never attended there and never graduated with a bachelors.  :lol:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Winters on July 22, 2014, 11:09:35 AM
ha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ha
-Malek Harris
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: ljmhawk2 on July 22, 2014, 11:28:30 AM
:lol: They don't give away associates at state schools and you've already admitted you never attended there and never graduated with a bachelors.  :lol:

I went to colby cc 2 years then KU for 3. I denied going to JCCC because I never have gone there.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: kslim on July 22, 2014, 11:42:53 AM
:lol: They don't give away associates at state schools and you've already admitted you never attended there and never graduated with a bachelors.  :lol:

I went to colby cc 2 years then KU for 3. I denied going to JCCC because I never have gone there.
did they teach econ at colby? how about debt management?
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: ljmhawk2 on July 22, 2014, 12:32:19 PM
:lol: They don't give away associates at state schools and you've already admitted you never attended there and never graduated with a bachelors.  :lol:

I went to colby cc 2 years then KU for 3. I denied going to JCCC because I never have gone there.
did they teach econ at colby? how about debt management?

not in debt but nice try.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 22, 2014, 12:33:43 PM
Is Colby the most hayseed town in all of Kansas?
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: kslim on July 22, 2014, 03:14:45 PM
:lol: They don't give away associates at state schools and you've already admitted you never attended there and never graduated with a bachelors.  :lol:

I went to colby cc 2 years then KU for 3. I denied going to JCCC because I never have gone there.
did they teach econ at colby? how about debt management?

not in debt but nice try.
I'm quite certain you still owe rusty and myself money but i guess with that education you wouldn't understand what a debt is
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 22, 2014, 03:34:10 PM
Is Colby the most hayseed town in all of Kansas?

Is Colby the town with the ball of twine? If so, yes. If not, no.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: kslim on July 22, 2014, 03:38:08 PM
Is Colby the most hayseed town in all of Kansas?

Is Colby the town with the ball of twine? If so, yes. If not, no.
there are all kinds of weird crap out that way between wakeeny to oakley and then colby
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: ljmhawk2 on July 22, 2014, 03:38:56 PM
:lol: They don't give away associates at state schools and you've already admitted you never attended there and never graduated with a bachelors.  :lol:

I went to colby cc 2 years then KU for 3. I denied going to JCCC because I never have gone there.
did they teach econ at colby? how about debt management?

not in debt but nice try.
I'm quite certain you still owe rusty and myself money but i guess with that education you wouldn't understand what a debt is

you're correct, KU graduates don't know what debt is because we don't have any.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: kslim on July 22, 2014, 04:00:11 PM
Kansas University- Where we teach people how to welch, lie and get chicks through plenty of fish.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 22, 2014, 04:04:01 PM
It's like he thought we forgot or something.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=30208.100
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 22, 2014, 04:17:19 PM
whats the deal here with the dicks? in or out?
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 22, 2014, 04:19:01 PM
whats the deal here with the dicks? in or out?
Still out!
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: The Big Train on July 22, 2014, 04:51:27 PM
It's like he thought we forgot or something.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=30208.100

That was such a great thread.  What a sad pathetic rough ridin' loser.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: ljmhawk2 on July 22, 2014, 04:52:26 PM
It's like he thought we forgot or something.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=30208.100

That was such a great thread.  What a sad pathetic rough ridin' loser.

 :ROFL: make more $$$ than u!
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: The Big Train on July 22, 2014, 05:15:02 PM
It's like he thought we forgot or something.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=30208.100

That was such a great thread.  What a sad pathetic rough ridin' loser.

 :ROFL: make more $$$ than u!

I don't want to ruin this thread with your garbage so its in the pit.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=16306.675

Edit: NSFW
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: joda on July 22, 2014, 05:50:37 PM
whats the deal here with the dicks? in or out?
Still out!

I feel like this thread is very sexist, please retitle to get your dicks, or vag out
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Spracne on July 22, 2014, 06:20:30 PM
whats the deal here with the dicks? in or out?
Still out!

I feel like this thread is very sexist, please retitle to get your dicks, or vag out

Genitalia Bacchanalia has a nice neutral ring to it :dunno:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: ljmhawk2 on July 22, 2014, 07:08:34 PM
It's like he thought we forgot or something.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=30208.100

That was such a great thread.  What a sad pathetic rough ridin' loser.

 :ROFL: make more $$$ than u!

I don't want to ruin this thread with your garbage so its in the pit.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=16306.675

Edit: NSFW

is it supposed to bother me? it doesn't. it's free entertainment and I don't pay for that crap. what's more disturbing is you taking time to try and find dirt on me like it's going to embarrass me. and you say I have a pathetic life and am a loser...look in the mirror buddy
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: BackPayne on July 22, 2014, 08:53:41 PM
 :facepalm:JFC you dumbasses. This is a thread about Malek and having our dicks out. :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Pete on July 23, 2014, 06:14:52 AM

:facepalm:JFC you dumbasses. This is a thread about Malek and having our dicks out. :shakesfist:

Yep.  Let's get this back on track with the two main points.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 23, 2014, 08:41:47 AM
i feel weird with my dick out and timhawk just running wild in this thread. this used to be a dick out safe zone, and now we have this dude. im going to put my dick back in my pants but maybe wear like compression shorts or something so you can still see the outline of it but without it being out. at least until timhawk leaves...
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: ben ji on July 23, 2014, 08:51:48 AM
^^^^   :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: CNS on July 23, 2014, 10:18:48 AM
What is the time table on having our dicks remain out?  This is a newish thing and I just don't want to be all  :billdance: + dickout for longer than is acceptable.  I imagine such a faux pas could be pretty embarrassing.

Thoughts?
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 23, 2014, 10:48:31 AM
Guys with your dicks out be sure to apply some DEET it's fixin' to be 'squito season.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Pete on July 23, 2014, 12:29:54 PM

What is the time table on having our dicks remain out?  This is a newish thing and I just don't want to be all  :billdance: + dickout for longer than is acceptable.  I imagine such a faux pas could be pretty embarrassing.

Thoughts?

Here's the thing, you have to leave them out at least until we see him in action, BUT if he is as good as advertised you guys will probably have to leave them out all season.

This is somewhat akin to how the student section has to make noise at the beginning of the game until the other team scores, but with dicks and Malek's level of play.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Pete on July 23, 2014, 12:32:24 PM
I was thinking about this the other day, have we heard whether Malek knows we all have our dicks out?  I'd want that message to be delivered to him in just the right way, because I don't want to come off all creepy.  It's just dicks out, it's not some kind of creepy thing or whatever.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 23, 2014, 12:38:43 PM
maybe no pictures in the message and also put like (flaccid) after dicks so its less creepy.

"hey malek, were really excited to have you on our ksu cats bball team this year. so excited, in fact, that we at goEMAW.com all have our dicks (flaccid) out and will keep them out as long as you play really well this year. go cats!

goEMAW.com"

Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 23, 2014, 01:25:11 PM
What's the point of flaccid?  I think he'd appreciate a slight chub.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: CNS on July 23, 2014, 01:53:57 PM
"Winter Is Coming!"  :runaway:


Maybe we take a stand and say "no!" to ppl wanting to put their dicks away and roll it into a profit center by selling WildWildCat knitted dick sleeves through Varneys?  Could probably fund a pretty nice(and warm) tailgate before one of the games included in the $100 package(dick joke! high five!).
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: TownieCat on July 23, 2014, 02:16:58 PM
"Winter Is Coming!"  :runaway:


Maybe we take a stand and say "no!" to ppl wanting to put their dicks away and roll it into a profit center by selling WildWildCat knitted dick sleeves through Varneys?  Could probably fund a pretty nice(and warm) tailgate before one of the games included in the $100 package(dick joke! high five!).

This sounds like an excellent idea. Take it to the vending machine thread and you've found yourself an investor!
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Pete on July 23, 2014, 02:23:33 PM
OK, there seems to be quite a bit of confusion over whether this "dicks out" business is metaphorical or literal. 

Is it clear what Bread's original intent was?

Maybe, and I'm not "judging" here, he meant it metaphorically?  Food for thought...
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 23, 2014, 02:33:36 PM
 :sdeek: :ZIPPPPPPPPPPPPP:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 23, 2014, 02:39:06 PM
metaphor or not, my dick is staying out.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: puniraptor on July 23, 2014, 02:45:57 PM
i think it was implied that it must be swung around like a helicopter but i feel like i am the only one doing that
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 23, 2014, 02:56:29 PM
no eye contact, guys. keep it classy.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 23, 2014, 03:04:06 PM
We be swinging!

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstream1.gifsoup.com%2Fview2%2F2090119%2Fjump-rope-horse-o.gif&hash=0a116c501c350d85f5151eb378021f9303293223)
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: joda on July 23, 2014, 05:12:22 PM
i think it was implied that it must be swung around like a helicopter but i feel like i am the only one doing that

Yes, I believe our dicks are supposed to stay out until we're done swinging them. Malek signing was the call to get your dicks out and prepare, when he does stud things in a Catz uni then we swing. So basically I think we need to prepare to have our dicks out as long as Malek is here.

Also don't know how this effects our shEMAW brethren. Can't really swing their vags so the sexism of gE strikes again
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: KITNfury on July 24, 2014, 08:38:43 AM
I like to pretend I'm the hand drum in karate kid II.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Pete on July 24, 2014, 12:56:44 PM
 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Katpappy on July 24, 2014, 11:04:22 PM
i think it was implied that it must be swung around like a helicopter but i feel like i am the only one doing that

Yes, I believe our dicks are supposed to stay out until we're done swinging them. Malek signing was the call to get your dicks out and prepare, when he does stud things in a Catz uni then we swing. So basically I think we need to prepare to have our dicks out as long as Malek is here.

Also don't know how this effects our shEMAW brethren. Can't really swing their vags so the sexism of gE strikes again
That's what strap-ons are for, my friend.  :D
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: The Big Train on July 24, 2014, 11:10:11 PM
I saw Malek at Chipotle today for the 2nd time in a week
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: joda on July 25, 2014, 01:22:08 AM
i think it was implied that it must be swung around like a helicopter but i feel like i am the only one doing that

Yes, I believe our dicks are supposed to stay out until we're done swinging them. Malek signing was the call to get your dicks out and prepare, when he does stud things in a Catz uni then we swing. So basically I think we need to prepare to have our dicks out as long as Malek is here.

Also don't know how this effects our shEMAW brethren. Can't really swing their vags so the sexism of gE strikes again
That's what strap-ons are for, my friend.  :D

I should have seen this post coming
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: pissclams on July 25, 2014, 08:19:41 AM
I saw Malek at Chipotle today for the 2nd time in a week
he's doing it for kat kid
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: HerrSonntag on July 26, 2014, 08:52:08 PM
I saw Malek at Chipotle today for the 2nd time in a week
Quick find a picture with someone standing behind him and start a new thread concerned with his weight gain.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Cire on July 26, 2014, 10:53:47 PM
I saw Malek at Chipotle today for the 2nd time in a week

I saw Marcus at chipotle 8 times in a week.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: The Big Train on July 26, 2014, 10:55:29 PM
I saw Malek at Chipotle today for the 2nd time in a week

I saw Marcus at chipotle 8 times in a week.

No burritos tho
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 27, 2014, 10:12:03 PM
Guys, put your dicks away temporarily and send up a prayer for our guy Malek. His Grams passed away this weekend after having a heart attack late last week. She was 94 yrs old I believe.

 :cry:
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: BackPayne on July 28, 2014, 08:48:07 PM
Guys, put your dicks away temporarily and send up a prayer for our guy Malek. His Grams passed away this weekend after having a heart attack late last week. She was 94 yrs old I believe.

 :cry:

In that case I am tucking it.
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: slobber on July 28, 2014, 08:52:29 PM
At 94! With all due respect, keep your dicks out and celebrate her life.
(No 'Katdaddy, no!')


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: Mixed-Nutz on June 01, 2015, 03:25:29 PM
So, does anybody know what is up with him?
Title: Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
Post by: 'taterblast on June 01, 2015, 09:19:10 PM
At 94! With all due respect, keep your dicks out and celebrate her life.
(No 'Katdaddy, no!')


Gonna win 'em all!

seriously, i'd take a heart attack at 94.