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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: ydarg2012 on April 21, 2014, 11:14:59 AM
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When I was deciding on a college to attend, one of the things they tried to sell about K-State was that there was a huge network of alumni just waiting to hire KSU grads. I think this board needs a thread where we can all hook each other up with connections. The more of us that have killer jobs, the more money we can throw back at the WildWildCats.
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You're never going to become a successful professional by asking a bbs for a job.
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How much ya bench?
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I don't want someone on the bbs to offer me a job, I want to know if there are alumni in the area I can ask for recommendations in the local market.
It would even seem plausible that if they knew someone in particular for hiring that some alumni would be willing to let someone in the middle of a job search use their name to talk with someone in the appropriate field.
In this job market it is all about who you know. From what I understand, KState grads like to hire other KState grads.
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i would love to hire another bbs'er sometime. we could sit one room away from each and spend half the day bbsing and then be like "hey! check the ______ thread! somebody just did something funny in it".
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My degree has a very strong network but it is maintained by the department, not by ksu. Maybe start w your department head?
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so is ydarg looking for a job, or what? I can't tell.
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i would love to hire another bbs'er sometime. we could sit one room away from each and spend half the day bbsing and then be like "hey! check the ______ thread! somebody just did something funny in it".
Have something similar to this right now and it is spectacular.
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Punk ass kids these days want everything given to them
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so is ydarg looking for a job, or what? I can't tell.
I have "a friend" looking for a job in the Washington D.C. area.
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so is ydarg looking for a job, or what? I can't tell.
I have "a friend" looking for a job in the Washington D.C. area.
Is it you? some girl? Does this moron have a field of study?
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Field of Study - Design / Digital Art / Marketing
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Work at mcdonalds, you'll make more
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I can help you find a job, most likely. I mostly deal with start up companies and do some investing, but our marketing department is hiring.
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Work at mcdonalds, you'll make more
Unlikely. According to the NACE's salary calculator
"Your salary data output values, seeking employment as Graphic Designers in Washington-Arlington-Alexandria, DC-VA-MD-WV:
There are 4500 persons employed as Graphic Designers in Washington-Arlington-Alexandria, DC-VA-MD-WV.
Starting salaries (The 10th percentile) for this occupation are $38080
The median salary for this occupation is $64710.
The top earners for this occupation have an annualized salary of $98570
Based upon the information that you have provided, the market will likely offer you an annual salary of approximately $58900.
The above figures represent monetary compensation only, and do not include any other forms of compensation, such as: benefits, overtime or bonus pay."
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FWIW, every school tries to sell "connections" for jobs. Truth is, you're going to have to bust down some doors yourself. Talk to friends and family and get creative.
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FWIW, everything school tries to sell "connections" for jobs. Truth is, you're going to have to bust down some doors yourself. Talk to friends and family and get creative.
Friends and family are literally no help in this current situation. I'd be curious from people in the area what companies they have had experience with that someone in this field would actually want to work with. Perusing job listings and checking out websites sometimes leaves a job seeker without the proper knowledge of which companies would actually be good fits.
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here's what I, a potential employer, know about yardog:
-starts job search threads in the pit
-low to low medium message boarder
-claims graphic design ability yet has produced no good BBS media
-that post about the average salary in his field was very beems'ish
yardog, you're hired. now you're fired.
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here's what I, a potential employer, know about yardog:
-starts job search threads in the pit
-low to low medium message boarder
-claims graphic design ability yet has produced no good BBS media
-that post about the average salary in his field was very beems'ish
yardog, you're hired. now you're fired.
yardog did come up with some good designs in a tshirt thread recently. However, I agree that he should be using his talents here more frequently. It could be his thing (working for free).
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here's what I, a potential employer, know about yardog:
-starts job search threads in the pit
-low to low medium message boarder
-claims graphic design ability yet has produced no good BBS media
-that post about the average salary in his field was very beems'ish
yardog, you're hired. now you're fired.
In fairness I posted the Wizards thing with Bill added to it. And I didn't start my job search here. I'm just exploring all my options.
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here's what I, a potential employer, know about yardog:
-starts job search threads in the pit
-low to low medium message boarder
-claims graphic design ability yet has produced no good BBS media
-that post about the average salary in his field was very beems'ish
yardog, you're hired. now you're fired.
In fairness I posted the Wizards thing with Bill added to it. And I didn't start my job search here. I'm just exploring all my options.
oh man, that wizards shirt actually was pretty good. you're hired again (non-paid intern position)
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here's what I, a potential employer, know about yardog:
-starts job search threads in the pit
-low to low medium message boarder
-claims graphic design ability yet has produced no good BBS media
-that post about the average salary in his field was very beems'ish
yardog, you're hired. now you're fired.
In fairness I posted the Wizards thing with Bill added to it. And I didn't start my job search here. I'm just exploring all my options.
oh man, that wizards shirt actually was pretty good. you're hired again (non-paid intern position)
Way to get your foot in the door ydarg. Keep your nose down and you can really make something of yourself
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Be extremly good looking, charismatic, witty, and have a K-State degree = (boom!) job. #science
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Talk to Eugene up at D.C. Tell him I sent you and he'll hook you up. Might want to pretend to be a D (he's a flaming Democrat).
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here's what I, a potential employer, know about yardog:
-starts job search threads in the pit
-low to low medium message boarder
-claims graphic design ability yet has produced no good BBS media
-that post about the average salary in his field was very beems'ish
yardog, you're hired. now you're fired.
In fairness I posted the Wizards thing with Bill added to it. And I didn't start my job search here. I'm just exploring all my options.
oh man, that wizards shirt actually was pretty good. you're hired again (non-paid intern position)
Way to get your foot in the door ydarg. Keep your nose down and you can really make something of yourself
Attempting to contain my :excited: :Woohoo: :sincere:
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Why are you only looking at DC?
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Why are you only looking at DC?
The hopefully future Mrs. Ydarg just got a big time job there.
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Why are you only looking at DC?
The hopefully future Mrs. Ydarg just got a big time job there.
ask to share bank accounts, tell her you have a full time marketing position... work PT at McD's and play golf 4 times a week.
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Who is this right - winged zealot, and why is he trying to get a job?
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Submit some design work here and lets see if it is job worthy
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Probably wants to be a corporate slave to the man. Thinks it's okay to suck the working class dry.
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He better make sure there's a union for whatever jobs he applies for, otherwise he'll be worked until he dies then replaced with some other corporate slave.
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I hope they tax the crap out of this tea bagger, then audit his tax return and tax him some more.
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FSD is on a roll!
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Clearly this guy doesn't know that not working is a basic human right, and the government is obligated to afford him a comfortable living.
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Why are you only looking at DC?
The hopefully future Mrs. Ydarg just got a big time job there.
Just get a government job. It's where the real money is plus early retirement.
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ydard is taking a beating today.
There are a few K-State alumni groups on LinkedIN that might help out.
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I will double sd's offer
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I will double sd's offer
I'll take i. . . .wait. Double unpaid is still unpaid. You almost had me.
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ydard is taking a beating today.
There are a few K-State alumni groups on LinkedIN that might help out.
Are there active ones in particular you would suggest?
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ydard is taking a beating today.
There are a few K-State alumni groups on LinkedIN that might help out.
Are there active ones in particular you would suggest?
I used to see job postings in the DFW Wildcats group. Not sure if there's an alumni group set up for the DC area though. But the Kansas State Alumni group will have job postings too but they could be anywhere in the US, but usually they're in Wichita.
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pm me, ydarg
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Hey daris, I need a job.
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Have you considered giving plasma, ydarg?
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Have you considered giving plasma, ydarg?
Used to do that a lot as an undergrad. . .and it looks like I shoot up due to a solid divot scar on my right arm.
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Have you considered giving plasma, ydarg?
Used to do that a lot as an undergrad. . .and it looks like I shoot up due to a solid divot scar on my right arm.
Me too! :love:
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ydarg, pm felix rex, you're welcome.
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If you need a reference, I can vouch for the yard dog. He's a sweetheart and not nearly as dumb as you may think. People often mistake kindness for stupidity; it's the unfortunate way of the world. He's actually quite gifted, intellectually.
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i would love to hire another bbs'er sometime. we could sit one room away from each and spend half the day bbsing and then be like "hey! check the ______ thread! somebody just did something funny in it".
This was pretty much The1BigWillie and I for about 2 years(although I didn't hire him and I didn't know him until a coworker was all like "Dude, you and The1BigWillie are always on that stupid K-State BBS")
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This should be in combofanning as this is some hot combofanning season action right here, folks!
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If you need a reference, I can vouch for the yard dog. He's a sweetheart and not nearly as dumb as you may think. People often mistake kindness for stupidity; it's the unfortunate way of the world. He's actually quite gifted, intellectually.
I appreciate your vote of confidence. Job searches tend to be very discouraging. Now if you know of anyone in the DC area, you'd be my hero.
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If you need a reference, I can vouch for the yard dog. He's a sweetheart and not nearly as dumb as you may think. People often mistake kindness for stupidity; it's the unfortunate way of the world. He's actually quite gifted, intellectually.
I appreciate your vote of confidence. Job searches tend to be very discouraging. Now if you know of anyone in the DC area, you'd be my hero.
if you really want to get a job in DC, move there and then start applying for jobs.
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Working is for capitalist pigs and old white men. Disgusting
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You better make sure your employer provided health care covers abortion and std counselling, because if it doesn't your employer is likely warring against women.
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If you need a reference, I can vouch for the yard dog. He's a sweetheart and not nearly as dumb as you may think. People often mistake kindness for stupidity; it's the unfortunate way of the world. He's actually quite gifted, intellectually.
I appreciate your vote of confidence. Job searches tend to be very discouraging. Now if you know of anyone in the DC area, you'd be my hero.
if you really want to get a job in DC, move there and then start applying for jobs.
The issue here is that I spent a lot of money going to school and racked up some impressive student loan debts. I'm working two jobs right now to pay those bills. Last month was a doozy with taxes, car tax, and some car repair all in the same month. If the next few months aren't fruitful on the job search front I'm hoping I've saved enough that I can move then and pay those bills without a job. As it is now, I couldn't move today and afford to do that.
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If you need a reference, I can vouch for the yard dog. He's a sweetheart and not nearly as dumb as you may think. People often mistake kindness for stupidity; it's the unfortunate way of the world. He's actually quite gifted, intellectually.
I appreciate your vote of confidence. Job searches tend to be very discouraging. Now if you know of anyone in the DC area, you'd be my hero.
if you really want to get a job in DC, move there and then start applying for jobs.
The issue here is that I spent a lot of money going to school and racked up some impressive student loan debts. I'm working two jobs right now to pay those bills. Last month was a doozy with taxes, car tax, and some car repair all in the same month. If the next few months aren't fruitful on the job search front I'm hoping I've saved enough that I can move then and pay those bills without a job. As it is now, I couldn't move today and afford to do that.
Wait are you not graduating in a few weeks?
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I never meant to lead anyone astray on this point. I graduated May 2012. The prospective :crossfingers: Mrs. Ydarg graduates from graduate school in May and starts her job in DC at the end of the month. I've been looking since she was offered the job for positions in the area.
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If you need a reference, I can vouch for the yard dog. He's a sweetheart and not nearly as dumb as you may think. People often mistake kindness for stupidity; it's the unfortunate way of the world. He's actually quite gifted, intellectually.
I appreciate your vote of confidence. Job searches tend to be very discouraging. Now if you know of anyone in the DC area, you'd be my hero.
if you really want to get a job in DC, move there and then start applying for jobs.
The issue here is that I spent a lot of money going to school and racked up some impressive student loan debts. I'm working two jobs right now to pay those bills. Last month was a doozy with taxes, car tax, and some car repair all in the same month. If the next few months aren't fruitful on the job search front I'm hoping I've saved enough that I can move then and pay those bills without a job. As it is now, I couldn't move today and afford to do that.
if you move in with your SO, then you live for free
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Face palm
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Face palm at yard dog guy, not Kim Carnes
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did you Easter with her fam?
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did you Easter with her fam?
Her fam is from SC so she Eastered with my fam
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DNR thread yet but did anyone say LinkedIn
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DNR thread yet but did anyone say LinkedIn
I have heard mention of KSU alumni groups on LinkedIn. I've posted in the Kansas State University Alumni group. I'll be searching around for other groups on there that might be relevant.
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Why are you only looking at DC?
The hopefully future Mrs. Ydarg just got a big time job there.
ask to share bank accounts, tell her you have a full time marketing position... work PT at McD's and play golf 4 times a week.
This is the solution. No way you can go wrong with this one.
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pm bloodfart
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That's funny because I have a cousin in D.C. He spends his days schmoozing politicians to vote in favor of whatever the unions want. That and going to every Capitals game. What a bum.
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Why are you only looking at DC?
The hopefully future Mrs. Ydarg just got a big time job there.
ask to share bank accounts, tell her you have a full time marketing position... work PT at McD's and play golf 4 times a week.
This is the solution. No way you can go wrong with this one.
If only. I'd first need to convince her to pay off my student loans.
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Why are you only looking at DC?
The hopefully future Mrs. Ydarg just got a big time job there.
ask to share bank accounts, tell her you have a full time marketing position... work PT at McD's and play golf 4 times a week.
This is the solution. No way you can go wrong with this one.
If only. I'd first need to convince her to pay off my student loans.
try asking _hub first
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DM on twitter @NedsYoungerBro. he might be able to help.
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DM on twitter @NedsYoungerBro. he might be able to help.
It won't let me, because he doesnt follow me. :blank:
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here's what I, a potential employer, know about yardog:
-starts job search threads in the pit
-low to low medium message boarder
-claims graphic design ability yet has produced no good BBS media
-that post about the average salary in his field was very beems'ish
yardog, you're hired. now you're fired.
I'm taking the robot.
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If you need a reference, I can vouch for the yard dog. He's a sweetheart and not nearly as dumb as you may think. People often mistake kindness for stupidity; it's the unfortunate way of the world. He's actually quite gifted, intellectually.
I appreciate your vote of confidence. Job searches tend to be very discouraging. Now if you know of anyone in the DC area, you'd be my hero.
if you really want to get a job in DC, move there and then start applying for jobs.
Yeah. This would be my advice. I tried the whole "apply from out of town" thing for a while and got no where. Just save up enough for two months rent and a one way ticket and roll the dice. Me and Mrs. Rex were in a similar position, except that neither of us had jobs lined up. Have a little faith in yourself and burn the ships. There's usually tons of paralegal type jobs you can work to pay the bills in the meantime.
Also, I'm terrible at networking. So, maybe keep that in mind when evaluating my advice.
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Hmm. I feel like I may have understated how terrible I am at networking by not leading with that. Seriously, I know about 7 people in the DC Metro area, and I think two of them moved to New York.
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The issue becomes saving up two months rent. In that area that could run close to 1500. My monthly bills (car and student loans) runs close to 600. So two months with no job would still cost me about 2100 and that isnt including deposit on an apartment or food. :(
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The obvs answer is to wait until the GF moves, move in with her unofficially, search for job, and mooch until job is found. Especially if you guys are getting married.
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The obvs answer is to wait until the GF moves, move in with her unofficially, search for job, and mooch until job is found. Especially if you guys are getting married.
Only issue here is her super conservative / religious family. I know they won't approve of us living together till after a ceremony.
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The obvs answer is to wait until the GF moves, move in with her unofficially, search for job, and mooch until job is found. Especially if you guys are getting married.
Only issue here is her super conservative / religious family. I know they won't approve of us living together till after a ceremony.
if you're already worried about doing something based on what her parents think, then your life is over.
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The obvs answer is to wait until the GF moves, move in with her unofficially, search for job, and mooch until job is found. Especially if you guys are getting married.
Only issue here is her super conservative / religious family. I know they won't approve of us living together till after a ceremony.
well I think you need to decide how devoted you are to this thing. I mean, I'm guessing you're already lying about part of the relationship, what's the harm in lying about living with her for a couple months?
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i mean do her parents live in DC? if not then they would never rough ridin' know
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i mean do her parents live in DC? if not then they would never rough ridin' know
Columbia SC. It really comes down to the fact I'd rather not have to lie to her parents. But, her and I have had this conversation more than once. I might give myself another month or two of saving then just go.
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i mean do her parents live in DC? if not then they would never rough ridin' know
Columbia SC. It really comes down to the fact I'd rather not have to lie to her parents. But, her and I have had this conversation more than once. I might give myself another month or two of saving then just go.
It won't be the first, or the last time you will lie about something to her parents. It would help you out a lot more if you just moved to DC tho
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The obvs answer is to wait until the GF moves, move in with her unofficially, search for job, and mooch until job is found. Especially if you guys are getting married.
Only issue here is her super conservative / religious family. I know they won't approve of us living together till after a ceremony.
Tell them to get mumped. It's 2014 for crying out loud.
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i mean do her parents live in DC? if not then they would never rough ridin' know
Columbia SC. It really comes down to the fact I'd rather not have to lie to her parents. But, her and I have had this conversation more than once. I might give myself another month or two of saving then just go.
Are you guys banging? Do you tell them about it?
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Banging or no, do yourself a favor and live together for a while before pulling the trigger.
Just tell the parents you live across town in a dump. They will never want to visit your dump when in town and you can explain away your stuff in the apt by saying you spend most of your time there and don't want it stolen from your dump as there are a lot of robberies in that area.
Either that, or tell them to get mumped.
Lying would be the kind thing to do but would be some bullshit you have to keep in the back of your head for a while. Them getting mumped would be easier.
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Reason #2840 that religion is rough ridin' stupid.
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Sounds like you're gonna be lying to her parents for decades. Might as well start now. They'll probably know but still appreciate the subterfuge.
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I would imagine one of the best, most considerate, things you could do as a man, who is banging another man's daughter, is to lie to him about said banging until the first kid pops out.
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In all seriousness, you're wasting a valuable stretch of time over an issue the parents won't give a crap about once you're married and treat her right. Think long term and deal with it.
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don't know why anyone would ever consider getting married without cohabitating for at least a few months.
guess that's for another thread, though.
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don't know why anyone would ever consider getting married without cohabitating for at least a few months.
guess that's for another thread, though.
"STFU" - the lawyers on here that are divorce lawyers.
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:lol:
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I think you should have to have kids together before you get married, because that's when crap really hits the fan.
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is her dad robert de niro's doppelganger and also a retired cia agent?
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yeah, her not wanting to live with you because of her parents is just her not wanting to live with you. I shacked up with plenty of girls who had conservative parents. they liked to stick the rebellion in their faces.
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would be very worried to date, especially marry a gal who still listened to her parents about such big decisions in her life.
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ydarg is her father still listed as "daddy" in her cell phone?
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yard dog, i think the smart move here is to rent and pay for a separate apartment to keep up appearances even though you will be staying at her place 95%-99% of the time.
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yard dog, i think the smart move here is to rent and pay for a separate apartment to keep up appearances even though you will be staying at her place 95%-99% of the time.
her parents will respect the money you are pissing away to create the ruse
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hell, just say you're staying there until you find a job.
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hell, just say you're staying there until you find a job.
"I sleep on the couch" (on lazy Sunday afternoons)
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make a sex tape and send it to them with a note that says "let us live together or were mailing this to pastor dan"
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It's a longer story than I will probably share here since that is her family. But we have talked about it extensively, and her roommate has already said she doesn't care if I live there awhile. That being said it is definitely a possibility. I'll still probably give myself time to save up money as I keep looking for a job. I like the "say you live in a dump" idea, that could be very plausible. But with my luck they will want to come help me "spruce it up" or something. I appreciate your support and advice.
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Unless her parents are completely ignorant, they already know all the bad things you're doing to their daughter. You probably make her drink the sauce too. You're already in too deep, you might as well live with her. I mean, the damage has already been done is what i'm saying.
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It's a longer story than I will probably share here since that is her family. But we have talked about it extensively, and her roommate has already said she doesn't care if I live there awhile. That being said it is definitely a possibility. I'll still probably give myself time to save up money as I keep looking for a job. I like the "say you live in a dump" idea, that could be very plausible. But with my luck they will want to come help me "spruce it up" or something. I appreciate your support and advice.
did you see my sex tape idea? I feel like you didn't cuz youre kinda giving up on all our advice.
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It's a longer story than I will probably share here since that is her family. But we have talked about it extensively, and her roommate has already said she doesn't care if I live there awhile. That being said it is definitely a possibility. I'll still probably give myself time to save up money as I keep looking for a job. I like the "say you live in a dump" idea, that could be very plausible. But with my luck they will want to come help me "spruce it up" or something. I appreciate your support and advice.
Google the absolute worst area in DC. That area will most likely have the lowest rent. Tell them you live there. If they bring up visiting, get all intense and serious and tell them you saw someone down the street mugged yesterday in broad daylight and recommend a trip out for coffee or to go see the newly repaired Washington Monument. No one would back track to your hypothetical shitty joint.
Even better, go a step further and tell the father that there is absolutely no way you want your fiance or his wife anywhere near there.
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you probably want them to pay for the expensive wedding and they wont do it if you are flagrantly soiling their daughter?
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don't be a puss dude. I bet she has already lived with a guy
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was she a virg when you started dating? if not, you could just pay that guy like $100 to tell daddy he slept with her via email or something. then you just tell him you wouldn't do such a thing out of wedlock and boom, you can do pretty much anything you want.
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Guys he should start dating the roommate and then move in.
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It's a longer story than I will probably share here since that is her family. But we have talked about it extensively, and her roommate has already said she doesn't care if I live there awhile. That being said it is definitely a possibility. I'll still probably give myself time to save up money as I keep looking for a job. I like the "say you live in a dump" idea, that could be very plausible. But with my luck they will want to come help me "spruce it up" or something. I appreciate your support and advice.
Google the absolute worst area in DC. That area will most likely have the lowest rent. Tell them you live there. If they bring up visiting, get all intense and serious and tell them you saw someone down the street mugged yesterday in broad daylight and recommend a trip out for coffee or to go see the newly repaired Washington Monument. No one would back track to your hypothetical shitty joint.
Even better, go a step further and tell the father that there is absolutely no way you want your fiance or his wife anywhere near there.
I like the way your mind works sir. :thumbsup:
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No way is this real.
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No way is this real.
I've seen several notifications on linkedin for thread creations about this, its real.
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No way is this real.
I've seen several notifications on linkedin for thread creations about this, its real.
As Jay Dillon once said, NOT REAL.
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do i like leave a resume here or just show up next Monday?
:confused:
tia
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do i like leave a resume here or just show up next Monday?
:confused:
tia
Leave a resume here
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Talked about this last night over some Crapplebees and we have come to agreement that if necessary the "bad side of town" fib will be the go to if when I move up I don't have a job yet. Thanks to CNS for this bit of deceptive genius.
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Talked about this last night over some Crapplebees and we have come to agreement that if necessary the "bad side of town" fib will be the go to if when I move up I don't have a job yet. Thanks to CNS for this bit of deceptive genius.
Maybe future FiL will throw you a couple G to get a nicer place. You can use that to help buy the ring and get the wedding over and done with so you can live legit. Then, 5 years from now, when the in-laws come to visit, you can drive through some absolute crap part of town and point at some rando apartment and say, "That was where I lived when I first moved here."
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Talked about this last night over some Crapplebees and we have come to agreement that if necessary the "bad side of town" fib will be the go to if when I move up I don't have a job yet. Thanks to CNS for this bit of deceptive genius.
Maybe future FiL will throw you a couple G to get a nicer place. You can use that to help buy the ring and get the wedding over and done with so you can live legit. Then, 5 years from now, when the in-laws come to visit, you can drive through some absolute crap part of town and point at some rando apartment and say, "That was where I lived when I first moved here."
:pray: That would be sweeeet.
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or you could not rely on hand outs and lie and just tell the future FiL what the plan is like a good person would do. but hey im sure youll get the truth out during your wedding vows or something.
good luck, ydarg.
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I lived in some shitty neighborhoods. Let me know if you need some leads.
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or you could not rely on hand outs and lie and just tell the future FiL what the plan is like a good person would do. but hey im sure youll get the truth out during your wedding vows or something.
good luck, ydarg.
Family definitely doesn't have the funds to help me, nor would I ever ask. FiL actually is not the worry, the MiL is the one who would be vehemently against the whole thing.
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That being the case, you shouldn't set up the ruse. Don't endorse MiL issues before even having said MiL.
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That being the case, you shouldn't set up the ruse. Don't endorse MiL issues before even having said MiL.
Hence the initial aversion to lying. I feel like there is something to be said about garnering and nourishing respect with the ILs.
Back on topic kinda, how soon do those ITK suggest following up with an application? ( I could just google it, but I trust the EMAW communities honest opinions)
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That being the case, you shouldn't set up the ruse. Don't endorse MiL issues before even having said MiL.
Hence the initial aversion to lying. I feel like there is something to be said about garnering and nourishing respect with the ILs.
Back on topic kinda, how soon do those ITK suggest following up with an application? ( I could just google it, but I trust the EMAW communities honest opinions)
I really hope your resume is some sort of nifty infographic thing. Tell me it is, right?
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oh, don't lie. if they don't want to know the truth, they should be smart enough not to ask.
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That being the case, you shouldn't set up the ruse. Don't endorse MiL issues before even having said MiL.
Hence the initial aversion to lying. I feel like there is something to be said about garnering and nourishing respect with the ILs.
Back on topic kinda, how soon do those ITK suggest following up with an application? ( I could just google it, but I trust the EMAW communities honest opinions)
I really hope your resume is some sort of nifty infographic thing. Tell me it is, right?
I went to several conferences before I graduated that said not to do that. :dunno: I knew a guy who made a really cool looking infographic resume. . .and he has a job outside the field.
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When you're in a job interview and the employer asks you to tell them about yourself, make sure you tell them what your hobbies are and what you like to do in your spare time and nothing else. People want to get to know you, after all.
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This thread is about you and your in laws now, not about finding a job.
Tell your religious father in law that the bible says that bitches need to shut up. (If she says anything to you about shacking up with daughter).
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That being the case, you shouldn't set up the ruse. Don't endorse MiL issues before even having said MiL.
Hence the initial aversion to lying. I feel like there is something to be said about garnering and nourishing respect with the ILs.
Back on topic kinda, how soon do those ITK suggest following up with an application? ( I could just google it, but I trust the EMAW communities honest opinions)
I really hope your resume is some sort of nifty infographic thing. Tell me it is, right?
I went to several conferences before I graduated that said not to do that. :dunno: I knew a guy who made a really cool looking infographic resume. . .and he has a job outside the field.
I don't know. Could always turn in an infographic one along with a boring traditional version just in case the screener isn't bold and daring :dunno:
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make it a graphic of you shaking hands with your new boss but where the bosses head is put a little mirror so they seem themselves shaking your hand and hiring you on the paper
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I always used to fold my resume up into some 3D origami thing. Just like me, the interesting texture intrigues them and after they invest the time to unpack it, they most likely will feel like they have invested too much time in you to not hire you and give it a shot.
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My favorite question from an interviewer is when they ask me:
"fanning, I like what I hear so far. However, I have a lot of quality resumes i'll be interviewing after you, tell me, what sets you apart from them?
Fanning: "Honestly? I have nothing setting me back from NOT being successful right now. I'm ambitious, 29, and single. The main focus of my life right now is my career and I have nothing holding me back from achieving that. etc."
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My favorite question from an interviewer is when they ask me:
"fanning, I like what I hear so far. However, I have a lot of quality resumes i'll be interviewing after you, tell me, what sets you apart from them?
Fanning: "Honestly? I have nothing setting me back from NOT being successful right now. I'm ambitious, 29, and single. The main focus of my life right now is my career and I have nothing holding me back from achieving that. etc."*
*except kickball umpiring and funday tuesday
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FWIW, many employers want you to have stuff in your personal life. It gives an employee a reason to not jump to another company the first time they get frustrated and it also gives them something to trudge through the crap for.
If you have others financially depending upon you, the employer may think that you have something extra driving you.
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My favorite question from an interviewer is when they ask me:
"fanning, I like what I hear so far. However, I have a lot of quality resumes i'll be interviewing after you, tell me, what sets you apart from them?
Fanning: "Honestly? I have nothing setting me back from NOT being successful right now. I'm ambitious, 29, and single. The main focus of my life right now is my career and I have nothing holding me back from achieving that. etc."
I prefer the "Because if you don't hire me, one of your competitors will. 3, 6, 9 months from now when I'm kicking your dicks in the dirt, you'll look back to this moment and realize you had an opportunity to hire me, but didn't. Your only solace will be the hope that I get tired of kicking your dicks in the dirt and decide to move on to something more challenging. But I won't, because paybacks a bitch."
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My favorite question from an interviewer is when they ask me:
"fanning, I like what I hear so far. However, I have a lot of quality resumes i'll be interviewing after you, tell me, what sets you apart from them?
Fanning: "Honestly? I have nothing setting me back from NOT being successful right now. I'm ambitious, 29, and single. The main focus of my life right now is my career and I have nothing holding me back from achieving that. etc."
I prefer the "Because if you don't hire me, one of your competitors will. 3, 6, 9 months from now when I'm kicking your dicks in the dirt, you'll look back to this moment and realize you had an opportunity to hire me, but didn't. Your only solace will be the hope that I get tired of kicking your dicks in the dirt and decide to move on to something more challenging. But I won't, because paybacks a bitch."
:love:
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My favorite question from an interviewer is when they ask me:
"fanning, I like what I hear so far. However, I have a lot of quality resumes i'll be interviewing after you, tell me, what sets you apart from them?
Fanning: "Honestly? I have nothing setting me back from NOT being successful right now. I'm ambitious, 29, and single. The main focus of my life right now is my career and I have nothing holding me back from achieving that. etc."
I prefer the "Because if you don't hire me, one of your competitors will. 3, 6, 9 months from now when I'm kicking your dicks in the dirt, you'll look back to this moment and realize you had an opportunity to hire me, but didn't. Your only solace will be the hope that I get tired of kicking your dicks in the dirt and decide to move on to something more challenging. But I won't, because paybacks a bitch."
that answer is approximately 1 trillion times better than wacky's.
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My favorite question from an interviewer is when they ask me:
"fanning, I like what I hear so far. However, I have a lot of quality resumes i'll be interviewing after you, tell me, what sets you apart from them?
Fanning: "Honestly? I have nothing setting me back from NOT being successful right now. I'm ambitious, 29, and single. The main focus of my life right now is my career and I have nothing holding me back from achieving that. etc."
omg :lol:
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My favorite question from an interviewer is when they ask me:
"fanning, I like what I hear so far. However, I have a lot of quality resumes i'll be interviewing after you, tell me, what sets you apart from them?
Fanning: "Honestly? I have nothing setting me back from NOT being successful right now. I'm ambitious, 29, and single. The main focus of my life right now is my career and I have nothing holding me back from achieving that. etc."
omg :lol:
Been hired after every interview I've ever had minus one job in my life (Perceptive, hiring freeze the week after, they contacted me 2 months later tho, but already took another job). :gocho: #FanningFuckingBrag
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@ydarg2012 check PM.
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@ydarg2012 check PM.
BF is the man! :thumbsup:
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:cool:
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I just got hit up today through linkedin about a potential job opportunity in Software Sales-with a University focus. Traveling is involved around the country. :surprised: It's worth a listen I guess. :)
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I just got hit up today through linkedin about a potential job opportunity in Software Sales-with a University focus. Traveling is involved around the country. :surprised: It's worth a listen I guess. :)
Lets be honest, MsWC08 isn't going to let you travel around the country.
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I just got hit up today through linkedin about a potential job opportunity in Software Sales-with a University focus. Traveling is involved around the country. :surprised: It's worth a listen I guess. :)
Lets be honest, MsWC08 isn't going to let you travel around the country.
If I make lots of $ doing it, she could careless, but you're right, she hates my schd now as is.
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She can't boss you around when you're in another state. It's time to break free, fanning
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:thumbs:
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I just got hit up today through linkedin about a potential job opportunity in Software Sales-with a University focus. Traveling is involved around the country. :surprised: It's worth a listen I guess. :)
Lets be honest, MsWC08 isn't going to let you travel around the country.
If I make lots of $ doing it, she could careless, but you're right, she hates my schd now as is.
You make her sound awful
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Not really. #exaggerating
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fanning, of course I'm taking into consideration the fact that you exaggerate everything.
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I wish you could enjoy it. Most do.
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I'm begining to regret affiliating the Bloodfart name with ydarg.
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I'm begining to regret affiliating the Bloodfart name with ydarg.
do you think stanbot ever second guesses himself?
(he doesn't)
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I'm begining to regret affiliating the Bloodfart name with ydarg.
do you think stanbot ever second guesses himself?
(he doesn't)
that would be inefficient