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Title: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 31, 2010, 09:50:54 PM
If you didn't have to worry about future jobs, family etc., what tatoo(s) would you get?

I would get a picture of the Kansas state capital dome and the Ad aspera indian on my right pectoral.
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 31, 2010, 09:52:45 PM
Johnny Kaw in my pubic hair region would need to keep it trimmed at all times though.
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: OK_Cat on March 31, 2010, 09:53:10 PM
LHCBS's face on my bicep.  yellow tie.
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: pike on March 31, 2010, 09:54:56 PM
Some guy I worked with over the summer tried to make me get a tattoo of Marylin Monroe. I was like wtf?
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 31, 2010, 10:19:18 PM
Some guy I worked with over the summer tried to make me get a tattoo of Marylin Monroe. I was like wtf?

ku grad?
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 31, 2010, 10:21:54 PM
lenny dykstra. back, right shoulder. big chew in mouth and spitting w/ his spit shooting down my back. mets dykstra. not phillies.
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: pike on March 31, 2010, 10:28:40 PM
Some guy I worked with over the summer tried to make me get a tattoo of Marylin Monroe. I was like wtf?

ku grad?

No some blue collar union guy
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: AzCat on March 31, 2010, 10:29:52 PM
Probably something like this. (http://www.americas-best.com/graphics/pics_pierced-penis.jpg)   :users:

***NSFW****
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: asava on March 31, 2010, 10:46:06 PM
Probably something like this. (http://www.americas-best.com/graphics/pics_pierced-penis.jpg)   :users:

for future readers NSFW

but that is hilarious.
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: AzCat on March 31, 2010, 10:49:46 PM
Probably something like this. (http://www.americas-best.com/graphics/pics_pierced-penis.jpg)   :users:

for future readers NSFW

but that is hilarious.

Oh yeah: NSFW (as if any of you are working right now).  Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'trouser snake', no?  :eek:
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: pissclams on March 31, 2010, 11:06:34 PM
this one
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthechive.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F03%2Fhorrible-bad-tattoos-12.jpg%3Fw%3D500%26amp%3Bh%3D524&hash=102928c00bb257e2030f801cee039fe37c6d302b)

this one
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthechive.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F03%2Fhorrible-bad-tattoos-5.jpg%3Fw%3D500%26amp%3Bh%3D668&hash=87e056e4db60b8665e28a2ebcc13329eb98a7fbd)

this one
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthechive.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F03%2Fhorrible-bad-tattoos-0.jpg%3Fw%3D500%26amp%3Bh%3D870&hash=44fa83febf158dc8caadabb74dbb90e0a9697d54)
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 31, 2010, 11:12:24 PM
I'd also shave my head and get katpak head then let hair grow out and only shave for Elite 8 or higher games.
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: pike on March 31, 2010, 11:14:30 PM
I'd also shave my head and get katpak head then let hair grow out and only shave for Elite 8 or higher games.

Or Dr. Pepper games
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: chum1 on March 31, 2010, 11:15:41 PM
One for the ladies.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi76.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj3%2Ftdj7349%2F1z.jpg&hash=da39f51ad7e05930d246dd79fb86aacb9d2935a2)
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 31, 2010, 11:20:22 PM
One for the ladies.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi76.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj3%2Ftdj7349%2F1z.jpg&hash=da39f51ad7e05930d246dd79fb86aacb9d2935a2)

 :lol: i actually know her man. was w/ her when she got the nacho cheese.
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: krazykat on March 31, 2010, 11:21:43 PM
i've always dared my friends to get gi joe riding a pink unicorn while shooting a belt fed machine gun.
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: The1BigWillie on March 31, 2010, 11:49:33 PM
Half of a full sized .50 caliber Dessert Eagle handgun sticking out the back of my belt.

Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: nicname on April 01, 2010, 06:53:26 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi213.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fcc195%2FCurioso343%2FBad%2520Tattoo%2Fcat_eye_tattoo-2.jpg&hash=208b384f75751b928afd5eb65d68ebbc90ed9a95)
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: steve dave on April 01, 2010, 07:15:59 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi256.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh193%2Fstevedaveksu%2Fn507982001_1628956_4843257.jpg&hash=f21bf7479a05264df01f0c33016e41c0f800b7a9)
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: dmartin on April 01, 2010, 07:21:41 AM
a never ending line of ducklings walking around my mid section.
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: steve dave on April 01, 2010, 07:23:48 AM
a never ending line of ducklings walking around my mid section.

I know a guy that got that but with elephants holding each other's tails with their trunks around his arm
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 01, 2010, 09:44:21 AM
Another one:  The entire blurprint to the prison where my brother is being wrongfully held.
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: Doomagon on April 01, 2010, 08:15:27 PM
Tattooed pecs and abs on my stomach so i no longer have to try.
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: RonLongshaft on April 01, 2010, 09:32:31 PM
 :surprised: :surprised: :surprised:

before i even opened the combo board i was thinking today... i'm not a tat guy and would never get one but if i did what would i get?????

i know this is douchebaggery so save me the crap but i would probably either get my last name or my family's cattle brand that's it that's all, unless something serious happens like my first born child dies(collins) etc.
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: SkinnyBenny on April 01, 2010, 09:51:17 PM
Barbed wire, dudes.  Barbed wire.
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: AzCat on April 01, 2010, 10:32:26 PM
Barbed wire, dudes.  Barbed wire.

Meh.  Barbed wire is so 20th century.  Tribal arm bands are where it's at.   :eye:
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: asava on April 01, 2010, 11:07:33 PM
I actually would love to get a couple tatoo's, but there just is no way it can really happen. I may still get one, but I'm not too happy about the probability of having get it in a place where people won't see it.
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 02, 2010, 09:41:49 AM
I actually would love to get a couple tatoo's, but there just is no way it can really happen. I may still get one, but I'm not too happy about the probability of having get it in a place where people won't see it.

Hey, save your crapty post by pretending you read the title of this thread and post what you would get.

 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: asava on April 02, 2010, 02:11:01 PM
I actually would love to get a couple tatoo's, but there just is no way it can really happen. I may still get one, but I'm not too happy about the probability of having get it in a place where people won't see it.

Hey, save your crapty post by pretending you read the title of this thread and post what you would get.

 :rolleyes:

i was thinking about doing that, but its hard to explain what i have in mind.

but i'll try, just for you  :peek:

black and skin coloration only, 2 dimensional. it would be of the mountain range of where I call home. the mountains would be black, as well as the sky. the. the only thing separating the two would be a thin uniform line of skin drawing the peaks of the mountains and the bottom of the sky. fairly simple. the tatoo would span my left or right forearm in a rectangle. 2 inches wide and 4-6 inches tall. haven't decided if the sky would take up most the space or if the mountains would. it would all come down to how it looked on paper and spacing on my arm.

i have considered getting the same one, but instead of a tall rectangle, make it long and put it on the inside of my right arm between the elbow and armpit.
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: SkinnyBenny on April 02, 2010, 02:13:10 PM
Probably gonna end up getting a Chinese symbol for "Dream Dragon."
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: Testy Westy on April 02, 2010, 02:28:13 PM
anything involving looney tunes characters
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: Saulbadguy on April 02, 2010, 03:01:22 PM
anything involving looney tunes characters
rednecks generally like the tasmanian devil, fwiw
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: ChiComCat on April 02, 2010, 03:24:37 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.extremeclipart.com%2Fimages%2Fproducts%2Fpreview%2F5013628.jpg&hash=1cf0022377bebfac8422fdc2d46d530ccf0346ac)

Essentially this but angrier, and looking like it is busting out of my shoulder
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: steve dave on April 02, 2010, 03:26:48 PM
anything involving looney tunes characters
rednecks generally like the tasmanian devil, fwiw

city folk go for Bugs with either a hat, chain, etc. representing their local sports franchise, fwiw
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: 1/64th on April 02, 2010, 03:42:55 PM
I actually would love to get a couple tatoo's, but there just is no way it can really happen. I may still get one, but I'm not too happy about the probability of having get it in a place where people won't see it.

Hey, save your crapty post by pretending you read the title of this thread and post what you would get.

 :rolleyes:

i was thinking about doing that, but its hard to explain what i have in mind.

but i'll try, just for you  :peek:

black and skin coloration only, 2 dimensional. it would be of the mountain range of where I call home. the mountains would be black, as well as the sky. the. the only thing separating the two would be a thin uniform line of skin drawing the peaks of the mountains and the bottom of the sky. fairly simple. the tatoo would span my left or right forearm in a rectangle. 2 inches wide and 4-6 inches tall. haven't decided if the sky would take up most the space or if the mountains would. it would all come down to how it looked on paper and spacing on my arm.

i have considered getting the same one, but instead of a tall rectangle, make it long and put it on the inside of my right arm between the elbow and armpit.

Having a few tattoos myself, let me tell you that that would look like absolute  :barf:
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: ben ji on April 02, 2010, 04:20:11 PM
A KSU themed last supper TAT for the first major sport(Bball or Fball) to win a national title.

Would look something like this if the JYC had won it all this year,

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi472.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Frr84%2Fbenkeck%2Flastsupper.jpg&hash=b49a2ca5237a3b66b933103d92f4a603501b86a1)
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: dmartin on April 02, 2010, 04:26:49 PM
an electrical outlet on one arm with an extension cord running to a big neon powercat on my back.
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: asava on April 02, 2010, 08:17:50 PM
I actually would love to get a couple tatoo's, but there just is no way it can really happen. I may still get one, but I'm not too happy about the probability of having get it in a place where people won't see it.

Hey, save your crapty post by pretending you read the title of this thread and post what you would get.

 :rolleyes:

i was thinking about doing that, but its hard to explain what i have in mind.

but i'll try, just for you  :peek:

black and skin coloration only, 2 dimensional. it would be of the mountain range of where I call home. the mountains would be black, as well as the sky. the. the only thing separating the two would be a thin uniform line of skin drawing the peaks of the mountains and the bottom of the sky. fairly simple. the tatoo would span my left or right forearm in a rectangle. 2 inches wide and 4-6 inches tall. haven't decided if the sky would take up most the space or if the mountains would. it would all come down to how it looked on paper and spacing on my arm.

i have considered getting the same one, but instead of a tall rectangle, make it long and put it on the inside of my right arm between the elbow and armpit.

Having a few tattoos myself, let me tell you that that would look like absolute  :barf:

why's that?
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: CrushNasty on April 02, 2010, 08:37:11 PM
Squirrel running up one leg, squirrel running down other leg w/ nut in his mouth.
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 02, 2010, 08:40:51 PM
an electrical outlet on one arm with an extension cord running to a big neon powercat on my back.

Boy, I kind of like this one.... :drool:
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: 1/64th on April 03, 2010, 08:35:00 PM
I actually would love to get a couple tatoo's, but there just is no way it can really happen. I may still get one, but I'm not too happy about the probability of having get it in a place where people won't see it.

Hey, save your crapty post by pretending you read the title of this thread and post what you would get.

 :rolleyes:

i was thinking about doing that, but its hard to explain what i have in mind.

but i'll try, just for you  :peek:

black and skin coloration only, 2 dimensional. it would be of the mountain range of where I call home. the mountains would be black, as well as the sky. the. the only thing separating the two would be a thin uniform line of skin drawing the peaks of the mountains and the bottom of the sky. fairly simple. the tatoo would span my left or right forearm in a rectangle. 2 inches wide and 4-6 inches tall. haven't decided if the sky would take up most the space or if the mountains would. it would all come down to how it looked on paper and spacing on my arm.

i have considered getting the same one, but instead of a tall rectangle, make it long and put it on the inside of my right arm between the elbow and armpit.

Having a few tattoos myself, let me tell you that that would look like absolute  :barf:

why's that?

Well, if I'm picturing it right, it would look like a big black rectangle with a squiggly skin colored line running through it that would only be visible if you were staring closely at it.  So from a distance it would look like you had a big black rectangle on your arm.....which would be really dumb.  jmo though.  It's a cool idea but just wouldn't work in real life. 
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on April 03, 2010, 09:43:46 PM
Fantasy Tatu?

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_vNCZ7pMGYwo%2FSFDJHurpb5I%2FAAAAAAAAACs%2FQwMidum7jHU%2Fs400%2Ffantasy_island_mr._roarke_and_tattoo.jpg&hash=665ab94637044961341ee2ac194e6c63ee803d60)
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: Beeper on April 03, 2010, 11:43:34 PM
I always liked the idea of getting Waldo in a random place.  Then when somebody spots him, be like, "Hey you found him!"

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thecollegevoice.org%2Fcostume%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F01%2Fwaldo0.jpg&hash=c5c5bd363a0bfc651ff8c842a7197913c34724d3)
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: Pexikan on April 04, 2010, 01:38:56 AM
Mortal Kombat logo with an omage to my favorite characters Scorpion and Sub-Zero.
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: mcmwcat on April 05, 2010, 01:58:35 PM
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z61/fuku5955/homer.jpg

NSFW!!!

JFC MAN!  :surprised:  :lol:
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: mcmwcat on April 05, 2010, 02:25:05 PM
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z61/fuku5955/homer.jpg

NSFW!!!

JFC MAN!  :surprised:  :lol:

my bad on the nsfw  :users:
Title: Re: Fantasy tatoo
Post by: pissclams on April 05, 2010, 11:12:43 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.afrojacks.com%2Fwp-content%2Fthemes%2Fmajalah%2Ftimthumb.php%3Fsrc%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.afrojacks.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F04%2Fbrenda.jpg%26amp%3Bh%3D1000%26amp%3Bw%3D600%26amp%3Bzc%3D1&hash=9401dde99afaab4315af57f4068602c930fccaa9)