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Title: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: ben ji on October 25, 2013, 10:55:53 AM
Anyone had any yet?

Just went out to my car and saw a 7 toothed hill jack roaming the woods behind the parking lot wearing a WV shirt. Apparently he is hitchhiking his way to Manhattan since "its the most efficient form of transportation". LOL, WHAT A POOR!!! Anyways I told him I would give him a ride if he did me a favor.....that idiot is currently trying to steal copper from an AC unit outside the building...cops are on the way
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: ben ji on October 25, 2013, 10:56:39 AM
Pfffttttttttt!!!! Cops just showed up and slammed him against the pavement and his mason jars of hooch broke!!!

OMG THEY TAZED HIM AND HE CAUGHT ON FIRE BECAUSE HIS CLOTHES ARE SOAKED IN MOONSHINE!!!! OMG LOL THIS IS HAPPENING
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: Winters on October 25, 2013, 11:04:25 AM
I saw a WVU fan in aggieville last night yodeling and yelling "yee-haw" it was quite the scene. 
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: ben ji on October 25, 2013, 11:08:10 AM
HOLY crap. THE DUDE HAD HIS WHOLE FAMILY IN THE WOODS. The cops just rounded up 7 kids and 2 wife's,  all wearing knockoff WV gear. The parking looks like a freaking gypsy village  right now.
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: Brock Landers on October 25, 2013, 11:20:07 AM
I encountered a family of WV people while I was filling up at a gas station this morning.  Had to have been 8 or 9 people crammed into a station wagon, yes I said a station wagon, one of those from the 80's that had the fake wood trim on the sides and everything.  Anyway this guy comes up to me and he's holding a map of Kansas but it's upside down asking which way to Manhattan.  So get this, I pointed him back east!!   :lol:
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: CNS on October 25, 2013, 12:25:46 PM
Had a dumpster pulled from one of my jobsites this morning.  Defenbaugh said they were going to charge me extra if I intended to have the family of 9 sleeping in it hauled off.  Had my foreman shake them out.  All of them were wearing some Gold and Blue in various levels of decay. 

Sad stuff. 
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: kitten_mittons on October 25, 2013, 12:43:02 PM
I have never seen one in person.  I bet they like to take their families on outings to the zoo and stuff.
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: HELLHAMMER on October 25, 2013, 01:47:26 PM
Jesco White just tried selling me Zanax and Lortabs.  I told him no thanks then kicked his tooth in.
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 25, 2013, 02:20:19 PM
One of my friends just posted this pic to Instagram.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v726/walk_with_me_tonight/MontanaDoubleDate.jpg)

Said he met these two WVU fans.  Said they were excited to do a double date at a football game.
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 25, 2013, 03:32:43 PM
Just saw one take a huge dump on a tree in City Park.
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 25, 2013, 03:35:13 PM
I saw a pickup with WV tags Claflin with a huge dong and balls keyed into the side and thought to myself, "way to go sd"
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: Yousuckballskansas on October 25, 2013, 03:53:56 PM
EMAW is that the sound a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) kansas donkey sounds like.
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: lopakman on October 25, 2013, 03:54:10 PM
Jesco White just tried selling me Zanax and Lortabs.  I told him no thanks then kicked his tooth in.

 :D
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: kitten_mittons on October 25, 2013, 03:54:47 PM
EMAW is that the sound a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) kansas donkey sounds like.
My browser isn't translating this.  Anyone?
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: Spracne on October 25, 2013, 03:55:40 PM
EMAW is that the sound a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) kansas donkey sounds like.

This sock smells like a bad smell...
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: kitten_mittons on October 25, 2013, 03:59:03 PM
EMAW is that the sound a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) kansas donkey sounds like.

This sock smells like a bad smell...
This sock is that the smell like a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) WV donkey smells like.
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: CNS on October 25, 2013, 04:03:17 PM
EMAW is that the sound a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) kansas donkey sounds like.

The WVU library computer must have a content filter on it or the dial up connection must have mangled the data. 

Maybe try again?
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: lopakman on October 25, 2013, 04:03:54 PM
How would you even know if a donkey is Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)?
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: CNS on October 25, 2013, 04:06:00 PM
How would you even know if a donkey is Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)?

Hang out with it until you have enough examples of it's opinion varying widely from yours?  Like maybe if it liked Waters starting?
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: Yousuckballskansas on October 25, 2013, 04:06:17 PM
Well anything from kansas is Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: Wildcatsfan4248 on October 25, 2013, 04:07:13 PM
How would you even know if a donkey is Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)?

 :lol:
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: CNS on October 25, 2013, 04:07:42 PM
Been a boring week.  WVU doesn't even care anymore.
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: Yousuckballskansas on October 25, 2013, 04:08:52 PM
wemustignitethiscouch.com
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: Spracne on October 25, 2013, 04:10:22 PM
Well anything from kansas is Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

It's comments like these that almost make me wish Dwight D. Eisenhower hadn't saved America from the Nazis, thus opening the door to the western virginia territory becoming the 51st state.
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: CNS on October 25, 2013, 04:10:45 PM
Your site sucks so bad it banned most of us last year.
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: lopakman on October 25, 2013, 04:11:25 PM
Well anything from kansas is Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

It's comments like these that almost make me wish Dwight D. Eisenhower hadn't saved America from the Nazis, thus opening the door to the western virginia territory becoming the 51st state.

:tsc:
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: CNS on October 25, 2013, 04:12:15 PM
Tell your site to unban us, bad person.
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 25, 2013, 04:45:17 PM
Your site sucks so bad it banned most of us last year.

This.  And TheDude is probably the biggest sissy in history.
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: lopakman on October 25, 2013, 04:58:29 PM
Your site sucks so bad it banned most of us last year.

This.  And TheDude is probably the biggest sissy in history.

Serious question Limestone.  Who do you think would win in a fight.  The Dude or the Mask?  I mean obviously it would be a bunch of slapping and hair pulling and we'd all want them both to lose so this is just purely hypothetical.
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: CNS on October 25, 2013, 05:01:10 PM
TheDude would say he would win, (Would rough ridin' guarantee it all over Twitter) but the fight would never happen.
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 25, 2013, 07:12:09 PM
TheDude would say he would win, (Would rough ridin' guarantee it all over Twitter) but the fight would never happen.

This probably.  He is a hero to WVU fans but a doofus IRL
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: bones129 on October 25, 2013, 08:27:02 PM
Had a dumpster pulled from one of my jobsites this morning.  Defenbaugh said they were going to charge me extra if I intended to have the family of 9 sleeping in it hauled off.  Had my foreman shake them out.  All of them were wearing some Gold and Blue in various levels of decay. 

Sad stuff.

 :lol:  :lol:
Title: Re: Interactions with WVU fans
Post by: Winters on October 26, 2013, 12:22:14 AM
wemustignitethiscouch.com
yep, i'm banned, dork