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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: ben ji on September 16, 2013, 02:15:49 PM
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So power went out at my office today.stupid maintenance guy is here wearing a longhorn hat trying to get it back on.
I made some small talk then he asked me to hold a screwdriver for for him while he played with the transformer or breaker or something.
I pretended to be all nice but as soom as they guy turned around I tossed the screwdriver down the hall and walked away, that loser is now holding a LIVE WIRE WITH NO WAY TO RECONNECT IT!!! #EMAW #YOLO!!! GO CATS
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LOL, HE IS Yelling FOR HELP BUT I Told EVERYONE HE IS CRAZY AND IS THE REASON WE LOST POWER!!!
WHAT AN IDIOT!!!
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ZOMG, COPS JUST TACKLED HIM.!!!! LOLLERZ! longhorn fans are so stupid
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play by play is great!
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PFFFFTT!!!!! OMG OMG OMG
Drove down to the local QT(next gen) and ordered a fresh baked pretzel. I was browsing the store checking out their 12 flavors of tea when I saw a guy wearing an oversized Texas shirt. We exchanged pleasantries about the upcoming game and wished each other luck.
As I was driving out of the parking lot I saw the guy walking down the street right next to A HUGE PUDDLE! OF COURSE I SLAMMED ON THE GAS AND SPLASHED DIRTY STREET WATER ALL OVER THAT STUPID UT FAN! GO CATS!
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Never met one in real life. :frown:
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I don't know any UT fans, but I did read some Shaggy bevo, which is where I found this. Sorry if I Luke Lukertoned this one.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FA9TfRtG.jpg&hash=7ff7a50d8bc2e592ea315223189c19d4516144af)
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:ROFL:
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I don't know any UT fans, but I did read some Shaggy bevo, which is where I found this. Sorry if I Luke Lukertoned this one.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FA9TfRtG.jpg&hash=7ff7a50d8bc2e592ea315223189c19d4516144af)
I learned something.
The corn dog’s birthplace may be disputed among gastronomists, but there is no denying that the corny dog, as the fried delicacy is known in these parts, made its first appearance at the State Fair of Texas.
http://www.texasmonthly.com/story/how-fry-batch-corny-dogs (http://www.texasmonthly.com/story/how-fry-batch-corny-dogs)
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we had a big homework packet due this week in one of our courses, and of course being the good 3maw i am had it all done and all correct. well 10 minutes before we turn it in this ugly looking man skunk turns around and asks me "HEY WHATD YOU GET FOR THIS ONE I DIDNT DO IT?" at first being the nice guy I am I was about to sit down and explain it to him so he would understand, BUT i quickly spotted a tu folder in his backpack and proceeded to give him THE WRONG ANSWERS! LOL. THEN I TOLD THE PROFESSOR HE TRIED COPYING and he gave him an XF! :eek: as i walked back to my seat, the other emaws made a tunnel for me, high-fiving me and congratulatory spanks to be had along the way. go cats
:lynchmob:
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we had a big homework packet due this week in one of our courses, and of course being the good 3maw i am had it all done and all correct. well 10 minutes before we turn it in this ugly looking man skunk turns around and asks me "HEY WHATD YOU GET FOR THIS ONE I DIDNT DO IT?" at first being the nice guy I am I was about to sit down and explain it to him so he would understand, BUT i quickly spotted a tu folder in his backpack and proceeded to give him THE WRONG ANSWERS! LOL. THEN I TOLD THE PROFESSOR HE TRIED COPYING and he gave him an XF! :eek: as i walked back to my seat, the other emaws made a tunnel for me, high-fiving me and congratulatory spanks to be had along the way. go cats
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i am imagining you as ralphie after his red ryder thesis dream
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we had a big homework packet due this week in one of our courses, and of course being the good 3maw i am had it all done and all correct. well 10 minutes before we turn it in this ugly looking man skunk turns around and asks me "HEY WHATD YOU GET FOR THIS ONE I DIDNT DO IT?" at first being the nice guy I am I was about to sit down and explain it to him so he would understand, BUT i quickly spotted a tu folder in his backpack and proceeded to give him THE WRONG ANSWERS! LOL. THEN I TOLD THE PROFESSOR HE TRIED COPYING and he gave him an XF! :eek: as i walked back to my seat, the other emaws made a tunnel for me, high-fiving me and congratulatory spanks to be had along the way. go cats
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Like they gave you pairs of lady's spanks (the clothing item) along the way, which would be really weird, or did they physically spank you down the emaw tunnel? BTW, that would also be really weird.
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Ran into a gal in a UT shirt today. I was all like "How are you?" and she was all like "Great! How's your day going?" and I was all like "Mighty fine, thanks!" Pretty normal day, overall.
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I don't know any UT fans, but I did read some Shaggy bevo, which is where I found this. Sorry if I Luke Lukertoned this one.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FA9TfRtG.jpg&hash=7ff7a50d8bc2e592ea315223189c19d4516144af)
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Tried to interact with a UT fan this week but he had been hanging from the ceiling fan with the vacuum cleaner cord for too long.
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LolololERZ! This big TX fan sits about 2 seats over from me and was working on a huge project for a VP. Earlier today he went to the bathroom and I changed a bunch of his formulas in Excel! !! Hahahahahah!!!!
Then i told Big bossman VP that I saw the UT fan smoking drugs in his car this morning!!!! The VP just got sone reading the report and is SUPER PISSED!!!! PFFFT, DUMBASS BEVO FANS!!! go cats!
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LOL! and I hid a sack of drugs in his desk!!! Can't wait FOR bossman to find them!!! Go cats! #emaw #life #YOLO
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I walk into the bathroom at a super-elite Target store here in KC, and I see a longhorn fan go into the one of the stalls to drop the kids off at the pool. I don't really have to take a dump, but I'm EMAW, so I can pretty much do whatever I want whenever I want. So, I go into the stall next to him and proceed to hoist myself up onto the partition and crap on his head. He never saw it coming...they never do.
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I can't wait to meet some super rich classy Texas fans at the game and impress them with how well spoken I am despite going to public k-12.
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I am hoping to meet some nice Mexican-Americans (or just Mexicans!) in Austin that can direct me to an authentic taqueria!
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I hooked a cat fans horn
wat
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I am hoping to meet some nice Mexican-Americans (or just Mexicans!) in Austin that can direct me to an authentic taqueria!
:D
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LOL! and I hid a sack of drugs in his desk!!! Can't wait FOR bossman to find them!!! Go cats! #emaw #life #YOLO
My favorite thing in this thread so far is that you capilalized FOR.
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I talked with the head of of parking at UT (Debbie, you can find her number on their website). While I was talking to her, she said, "Excuse me, I have to deal with a red pickup that is parked illegally." I told her, "Just tow their ass!" She laughed and said, "I WILL!"
I think she is actually EMAW, so maybe this doesn't belong here?
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I am hoping to meet some nice Mexican-Americans (or just Mexicans!) in Austin that can direct me to an authentic taqueria!
:D
What can I say? It is a Juan in a Million shot!
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I hooked a cat fans horn
wat
twss
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I walk into the bathroom at a super-elite Target store here in KC, and I see a longhorn fan go into the one of the stalls to drop the kids off at the pool. I don't really have to take a dump, but I'm EMAW, so I can pretty much do whatever I want whenever I want. So, I go into the stall next to him and proceed to hoist myself up onto the partition and crap on his head. He never saw it coming...they never do.
So you dropped a ksudeuce? :gocho:
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Just freaking saw a UT fan wearing a stupid Longhorn shirt on campus. I walked by him right as we are passing the fountain/pond things in front of the union and gave him a huge shove. He kept his balance and didn't fall in. Only to glare at me then pick me up and toss me in the fountain/pond thing. I'm so humiliated guys...
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I saw a guy wearing a UT hat at a tire shop yesterday. I told him he needed a new hat. He was all :dubious: . The end.
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Just saw a bunch of UT fans working on a road paving crew. I slowed down and told them I was an ICE officer. They all ran into oncoming traffic. Looks like about twelve are DOA. I better GTFOOH.
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Just saw a bunch of UT fans working on a road paving crew. I slowed down and told them I was an ICE officer. They all ran into oncoming traffic. Looks like about twelve are DOA. I better GTFOOH.
shut up
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My boss is a big UT fan from Texas. We've had some cordial visits about the game. My boss thinks UT will lose and Mack is likely done.
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Just saw a bunch of UT fans working on a road paving crew. I slowed down and told them I was an ICE officer. They all ran into oncoming traffic. Looks like about twelve are DOA. I better GTFOOH.
yeah. this thread was pretty :D. your post - :dubious:
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Just saw a bunch of UT fans working on a road paving crew. I slowed down and told them I was an ICE officer. They all ran into oncoming traffic. Looks like about twelve are DOA. I better GTFOOH.
yeah. this thread was pretty :D. your post - :dubious:
What Ever ...
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Just freaking saw a UT fan wearing a stupid Longhorn shirt on campus. I walked by him right as we are passing the fountain/pond things in front of the union and gave him a huge shove. He kept his balance and didn't fall in. Only to glare at me then pick me up and toss me in the fountain/pond thing. I'm so humiliated guys...
They're so mean. Did you at least play it off sayingyou were soaked from the rain?
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Just freaking saw a UT fan wearing a stupid Longhorn shirt on campus. I walked by him right as we are passing the fountain/pond things in front of the union and gave him a huge shove. He kept his balance and didn't fall in. Only to glare at me then pick me up and toss me in the fountain/pond thing. I'm so humiliated guys...
stay strong lucas, we got your back
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My boss is a big UT fan from Texas. We've had some cordial visits about the game. My boss thinks UT will lose and Mack is likely done.
Sounds like your boss is smart.
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Saw an NDSU fan on I-29 southbound near Sioux City before the K-State game and they gave me a horns up sign.
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Saw an NDSU fan on I-29 southbound near Sioux City before the K-State game and they gave me a horns up sign.
I think the bizen do that...which really makes more sense than longhorns...I mean I can't even get my fingers to stretch like that.
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Saw an NDSU fan on I-29 southbound near Sioux City before the K-State game and they gave me a horns up sign.
I think the bizen do that...which really makes more sense than longhorns...I mean I can't even get my fingers to stretch like that.
Never gave it a thought.
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Just freaking saw a UT fan wearing a stupid Longhorn shirt on campus. I walked by him right as we are passing the fountain/pond things in front of the union and gave him a huge shove. He kept his balance and didn't fall in. Only to glare at me then pick me up and toss me in the fountain/pond thing. I'm so humiliated guys...
They're so mean. Did you at least play it off sayingyou were soaked from the rain?
I immediately started imitating a backstroke in the fountain/pond thing
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Just freaking saw a UT fan wearing a stupid Longhorn shirt on campus. I walked by him right as we are passing the fountain/pond things in front of the union and gave him a huge shove. He kept his balance and didn't fall in. Only to glare at me then pick me up and toss me in the fountain/pond thing. I'm so humiliated guys...
They're so mean. Did you at least play it off sayingyou were soaked from the rain?
I immediately started imitating a backstroke in the fountain/pond thing
boss