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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: OK_Cat on November 28, 2012, 04:23:16 PM
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what are you going to spend the money on if you win?
of course the obvious stuff like pay everything off, etc.
i'd probably buy a helicopter. that seems like fun.
i'd buy steve dave's company and block goEMAW for 1 day, and then sell the company back.
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All the floor seats at Bram, for goEMAW. 2 or 3 huge suites at BSFS, also for goEMAW.
Also I'd just pay people to do stupid stuff for my amusement. And I'd get all the tigers I talked about in Pete's thread.
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if you take the lump sum you're getting $360 million. is it possible to even spend that much (without buying a $360 million mansion or something)???
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All the floor seats at Bram, for goEMAW. 2 or 3 huge suites at BSFS, also for goEMAW.
Also I'd just pay people to do stupid stuff for my amusement. And I'd get all the tigers I talked about in Pete's thread.
Oh man, I was going to come over here and steal your tiger idea, but you beat me to it.
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2 chicks at the same time
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I'd buy garths seat
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All the floor seats at Bram, for goEMAW. 2 or 3 huge suites at BSFS, also for goEMAW.
That would be really cool. My first big purchase would be whatever donation could get me suites / floor seats at BSFS / OOCustard as well.
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if you take the lump sum you're getting $360 million. is it possible to even spend that much (without buying a $360 million mansion or something)???
No, they withhold taxes so you get about half that.
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the 360 is after taxes
the whole thing is 550 right now
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I would do some real sappy stuff for my home town. Change from with in type stuff.
Of course, I would also quit my job and retire my parents, etc.
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if you take the lump sum you're getting $360 million. is it possible to even spend that much (without buying a $360 million mansion or something)???
No amount of money is too large to blow. There are people who could blow it in no time. You have to think big. Bad business investments and giving it away to family and BAM! Its gone.
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the 360 is after taxes
the whole thing is 550 right now
Not its not, they still withhold.
Rule of thumb is that you will clear about 25% of the listed total (550M) if you take the cash option.
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2 chicks at the same time
:thumbs:
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the 360 is after taxes
the whole thing is 550 right now
Not its not, they still withhold.
Rule of thumb is that you will clear about 25% of the listed total (550M) if you take the cash option.
I don't think this is right. Admittedly, I have LIRSIQ, but it seems like when the other ppl win and they report the cash out, it is usually like 45% or so of the total.
25% seems ungodly low.
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I've looked into this before.
The cash option will pay you around 137M, due to the withholding. That's what they will deposit into your account.
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would it be a better option to take the payment option instead of the lump sum option?
137m would still be a great retirement
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Range Rover. Swimming pool. Suites at BSFS. Legendary vacation with all of my best friends to celebrate. I'd probably keep my job. Oh, and 10 percent off the top to charities.
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I would still take the cash option, because I think I could beat their return on investment, and I would want some large up front cash to buy silly crap.
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Range Rover. Swimming pool. Suites at BSFS. Legendary vacation with all of my best friends to celebrate. I'd probably keep my job. Oh, and 10 percent off the top to charities.
Is your job to get blown by super models while eating tacos? Cause that's about the only job I wouldn't quit if I had 130M.
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MMOAP
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i'm probably a huge a-hole, but i can't think of any charity that i'd give money to, unless i needed to do so for tax purposes.
i would, however, buy a lambo and blow it up with TNT just for shits and giggles.
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Range Rover. Swimming pool. Suites at BSFS. Legendary vacation with all of my best friends to celebrate. I'd probably keep my job. Oh, and 10 percent off the top to charities.
Is your job to get blown by super models while eating tacos? Cause that's about the only job I wouldn't quit if I had 130M.
Pretty close to it, except for the part with the blowing supermodels and the tacos.
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I would keep working, but not at what I do now. Not sure what I would work at, but would find something part time.
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I would give prolly 10 percent to the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation, and start a/some non-profits that I could direct with another 10 percent.
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Range Rover. Swimming pool. Suites at BSFS. Legendary vacation with all of my best friends to celebrate. I'd probably keep my job. Oh, and 10 percent off the top to charities.
Is your job to get blown by super models while eating tacos? Cause that's about the only job I wouldn't quit if I had 130M.
Pretty close to it, except for the part with the blowing supermodels and the tacos.
BY supermodels.
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have currie killed, move to mexico. no charities.
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I would open a sports bar, and just show KSU games. I would throw people out who cheered for the opposing teams.
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I would give prolly 10 percent to the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation, and start a/some non-profits that I could direct with another 10 percent.
I'd probably give to the Salvation Army -- not all of it, but I know there aren't many organizations in which that high of a percentage of donated funds actually go to their causes and not to overhead.
Would also create own foundation for average people. But that's a really long boring story :)
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Some super fund to make my home town schools the absolute silly-ridic-best. Bunch of college eds and stuff too.
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I'd pop my rough ridin' collar.
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I would move to London, England. I really like it there.
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I would move to London, England. I really like it there.
I would have a place there for sure.
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I would give prolly 10 percent to the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation, and start a/some non-profits that I could direct with another 10 percent.
I'd probably give to the Salvation Army -- not all of it, but I know there aren't many organizations in which that high of a percentage of donated funds actually go to their causes and not to overhead.
Would also create own foundation for average people. But that's a really long boring story :)
This is the worst goddamned fanning sock ever. Just get to the point of whatever it is you're trying to do with it. Nobody buys this groundwork. It makes Komo look inspired. :shakesfist:
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I would give prolly 10 percent to the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation, and start a/some non-profits that I could direct with another 10 percent.
I'd probably give to the Salvation Army -- not all of it, but I know there aren't many organizations in which that high of a percentage of donated funds actually go to their causes and not to overhead.
Would also create own foundation for average people. But that's a really long boring story :)
This is the worst goddamned fanning sock ever. Just get to the point of whatever it is you're trying to do with it. Nobody buys this groundwork. It makes Komo look inspired. :shakesfist:
I like you, Bread. I don't know what you mean by a fanning sock, but I like you. You're honest and smart. And I don't want to sound like a simpleton, but "groundwork?" For what? And Komo? Explain. TIA. :cheers:
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I would open a sports bar, and just show KSU games. I would throw people out who cheered for the opposing teams.
THIS
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I would open a sports bar, and just show KSU games. I would throw people out who cheered for the opposing teams.
It would be cool if menu items were named after goEMAW posters.
Poet Warrior's Angelfood Cake Bites
Trim's Meatball Sub
DLew's D-Lightful Shrimp Fajitas
Mr. Bread's Garlic Bread
Winters Wonderful Fish 'N Chips
etc.
And you'd train your staff, that anytime someone orders the same thing someone else at their table already ordered to say "Nice order Luke"
Oh and the place would be called Fatty's.
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I would open a sports bar, and just show KSU games. I would throw people out who cheered for the opposing teams.
It would be cool if menu items were named after goEMAW posters.
Poet Warrior's Angelfood Cake Bites
Trim's Meatball Sub
DLew's D-Lightful Shrimp Fajitas
Mr. Bread's Garlic Bread
Winters Wonderful Fish 'N Chips
etc.
And you'd train your staff, that anytime someone orders the same thing someone else at their table already ordered to say "Nice order Luke"
Oh and the place would be called Fatty's.
and pissclams' Sodium Free section of the menu
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I would open a sports bar, and just show KSU games. I would throw people out who cheered for the opposing teams.
It would be cool if menu items were named after goEMAW posters.
Poet Warrior's Angelfood Cake Bites
Trim's Meatball Sub
DLew's D-Lightful Shrimp Fajitas
Mr. Bread's Garlic Bread
Winters Wonderful Fish 'N Chips
etc.
And you'd train your staff, that anytime someone orders the same thing someone else at their table already ordered to say "Nice order Luke"
Oh and the place would be called Fatty's.
Luke's twice-baked potatoes
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if you take the lump sum you're getting $360 million. is it possible to even spend that much (without buying a $360 million mansion or something)???
No amount of money is too large to blow. There are people who could blow it in no time. You have to think big. Bad business investments and giving it away to family and BAM! Its gone.
MC Hammer (or just plain Hammer) says hi.
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LOL on the restaurant food items...
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I would open a sports bar, and just show KSU games. I would throw people out who cheered for the opposing teams.
It would be cool if menu items were named after goEMAW posters.
Poet Warrior's Angelfood Cake Bites
Trim's Meatball Sub
DLew's D-Lightful Shrimp Fajitas
Mr. Bread's Garlic Bread
Winters Wonderful Fish 'N Chips
etc.
And you'd train your staff, that anytime someone orders the same thing someone else at their table already ordered to say "Nice order Luke"
Oh and the place would be called Fatty's.
This is good. I think Trim's should be a hand-made milk shake and the tagline can be "so thick it'll choke you out" or something. Trim's should be about chokeouts is what I'm getting at.
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I'm buying Chuggers after I win tonight.
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There have been emaw exclusive Wichita bar rumblings recently. (not grumblings... yet)
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I didn't win on the mega millions when it was > 600, so I didn't buy any this time.
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KSU band gets an indoor practice facility in the field, south of the presidents house. Fully endow the band road trip fund.
MHS Band gets sousaphones
Like the goEMAW box idea, so that too only thing I ask is for reserved parking in the ag lot (still going to be a northendzoner)
Fatty gets a statue in front of Vanier and birth of Kstate football plays ever home game
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And they say the lottery is a tax on the poor, pfffft.
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I'd buy every seat at phog allen for the cats game and then give it to all of my emaw friends
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Stormy what years were you in band?
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I'd buy every seat at phog allen for the cats game and then give it to all of my emaw friends
Seriously, that is an insanely boss idea.
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I'd buy every seat at phog allen for the cats game and then give it to all of my emaw friends
Seriously, that is an insanely boss idea.
Incredible.
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FWIW:
The $550 million jackpot is actually a $360 million jackpot. You can either take the $360 million or have the lottery purchase a 29-year annuity for you to get the advertised $550 million.
If you live in Kansas and take the lump sum, you will owe a 25 percent federal tax and 5 percent state tax, leaving you with about $252 million or one really nice limestone/lazy river around BSFS.
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I would give prolly 10 percent to the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation, and start a/some non-profits that I could direct with another 10 percent.
:dubious:
#fatty4ksu
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FWIW:
The $550 million jackpot is actually a $360 million jackpot. You can either take the $360 million or have the lottery purchase a 29-year annuity for you to get the advertised $550 million.
If you live in Kansas and take the lump sum, you will owe a 25 percent federal tax and 5 percent state tax, leaving you with about $252 million or one really nice limestone/lazy river around BSFS.
Pretty sure everyone realizes this.
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FWIW:
The $550 million jackpot is actually a $360 million jackpot. You can either take the $360 million or have the lottery purchase a 29-year annuity for you to get the advertised $550 million.
If you live in Kansas and take the lump sum, you will owe a 25 percent federal tax and 5 percent state tax, leaving you with about $252 million or one really nice limestone/lazy river around BSFS.
Pretty sure everyone realizes this.
Pete and others ITT have pointed towards a much higher tax burden than 06wildcat is saying. I assumed it would be at the top marginal tax rate.
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Guys, I won $4 on a $4 ticket! :dance:
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I would give prolly 10 percent to the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation, and start a/some non-profits that I could direct with another 10 percent.
:dubious:
#fatty4ksu
With that kind of money goEMAW could easily cure cancer.
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I'd buy Weird Robert a purple powercat RV with double slide outs, a sunoco card, season tickets, and an HD video camera on the condition that he document all of his travels and upload it to youtube every few hours. :weirdrobert:
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I'd buy Weird Robert a purple powercat RV with double slide outs, a sunoco card, season tickets, and an HD video camera on the condition that he document all of his travels and upload it to youtube every few hours. :weirdrobert:
This!
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Bought 5 tickets. Out of a possible 30 numbers I matched exactly 1 of them... :dubious:
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a winning ticket was sold in missouri
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a winning ticket was sold in missouri
Yes, I've been praying it's a KSU grad living on the MU side. Please no KU or MU. We deserve nice things.
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i had 1 damn number right on my 5 tickets.
i just expected to win because of the baylor thing, ya know?
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I didn't play so I didn't lose. LOL at you dorks who are $2 poorer.
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I'd find out if Elwoodcat is real
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I was planning on nobody winning so I could go win on Saturday, but that didn't really work out.
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I'd find out if Elwoodcat is real
Like in an overly elaborate Elwood outing way, or simply hiring someone to go check?
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a winning ticket was sold in missouri
Yes, I've been praying it's a KSU grad living on the MU side. Please no KU or MU. We deserve nice things.
Didn't a KU grad in Ottawa win part of that huge Mega Millions jackpot a few months ago? Sounds like EMAW is due for a big winner :ksu:
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I'd find out if Elwoodcat is real
Like in an overly elaborate Elwood outing way, or simply hiring someone to go check?
good question, I guess I didn't give it that much thought. Probably hire someone to hack gpc, get elwood's info then go find him. :dunno:
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I'd find out if Elwoodcat is real
Like in an overly elaborate Elwood outing way, or simply hiring someone to go check?
good question, I guess I didn't give it that much thought. Probably hire someone to hack gpc, get elwood's info then go find him. :dunno:
Sounds pretty boring. If you were that rich and had time on your hands, it would be much more entertaining to get a sub over there, monitor Elwood and figure out an in depth scheme that would ultimately draw him out and to you. Like some elaborate plan that ended with you showing up at his door feigning to be the computer repair man, or something.
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I'd find out if Elwoodcat is real
Like in an overly elaborate Elwood outing way, or simply hiring someone to go check?
good question, I guess I didn't give it that much thought. Probably hire someone to hack gpc, get elwood's info then go find him. :dunno:
Sounds pretty boring. If you were that rich and had time on your hands, it would be much more entertaining to get a sub over there, monitor Elwood and figure out an in depth scheme that would ultimately draw him out and to you. Like some elaborate plan that ended with you showing up at his door feigning to be the computer repair man, or something.
oh man, I've just realized how little thought I had put into this, if I had that much change I could probably afford to have some big elaborate scheme and have a blast with it. Since I wouldn't be working this could serve as a substitute to find something to do for the day. I mean, after getting bored with going on really awesome trips and getting beej's from models while eating tacos.
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I didn't play so I didn't lose. LOL at you dorks who are $2 poorer.
I bought a $3 ticket......
IN YOUR FACE!!!
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dumbasses.
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Royals fan. Good for him.
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a winning ticket was sold in missouri
Hope it wasn't Pinkel.
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Royals fan. Good for him.
Good people deserve good things.
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Just checked my tickets. I didn't win. I'm pissed. Trying to decide what to do next.
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http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/30/the-powerball-winner-won-by-picking-his-favorite-kansas-city-royals-players-numbers/ (http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/30/the-powerball-winner-won-by-picking-his-favorite-kansas-city-royals-players-numbers/)
:sdeek:
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apparently the family has a son in HS at North Platte. mocat lil bro played against him last night in BBall. kid made a 3. mocat dad yelled it was a one in a billion shot :lol:
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I was planning on nobody winning so I could go win on Saturday, but that didn't really work out.
Yeah I guess now all you can win on Saturday is a crummy $40 million. Not even worth the effort.
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I was planning on nobody winning so I could go win on Saturday, but that didn't really work out.
Yeah I guess now all you can win on Saturday is a crummy $40 million. Not even worth the effort.
Correct on all accounts.
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California is joining Powerball! Will be HUGE jackpots all the time. :drool: :driving: :emawkid: :dance:
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I was planning on nobody winning so I could go win on Saturday, but that didn't really work out.
Yeah I guess now all you can win on Saturday is a crummy $40 million. Not even worth the effort.
i normally buy 4 tickets a month, regardless of the jackpot. i'm not going to miss that money, and if it wins then i'll buy this dump from BSAC.
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Some picture is going around on FB of a guy holding the winning ticket saying he will give 1 million dollars to a random person that shares the photo...my god dam newsfeed is a mess.
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Guys, I have gotten at least 1 number right on 3 straight tickets! Good things are coming! :excited:
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i'd buy marshall henderson for EMAW
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How many of you guys are buying a ticket for the drawing tonight? I mean, the odds are total crap but you at least have to buy one so you can daydream for awhile about what you would do with the cash. Also, what would you do with the dough if you won now?
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If I win tonight, I will buy Stevesie a baby.
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If I win. I might run away by myself to the caribbean and start a new life.
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If I win tonight, I will buy Stevesie a baby.
Why stop at one...get him twins!
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If I win. I might run away by myself to the caribbean and start a new life.
I hope the future Mrs. Wacky isn't reading this. :sdeek:
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Guys, I have gotten at least 1 number right on 3 straight tickets! Good things are coming! :excited:
Remember our IRL agreement when you win tonight on powerball friend! :gocho: :crossfingers:
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How many of you guys are buying a ticket for the drawing tonight? I mean, the odds are total crap but you at least have to buy one so you can daydream for awhile about what you would do with the cash. Also, what would you do with the dough if you won now?
OH man I will be buying a ticket!
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If I win the lottery jackpot tonight, I promise to pony up the cash to buy out oscar's contract.
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i would bring back KSU hoops.
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If I win the lottery jackpot tonight, I promise to pony up the cash to buy out oscar's contract.
i would bring back KSU hoops.
damn you!
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I'm 5 (6? idk how this works) numbers from starting an empire.
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If I win the lottery jackpot tonight, I promise to pony up the cash to buy out oscar's contract.
i would bring back KSU hoops.
damn you!
Great minds think alike.
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I would hire like a dozen unofficial recruiters and fund them well. We could have a top ten class yearly with the kids calling the coaches to commit out of the blue.
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Guys, I have gotten at least 1 number right on 3 straight tickets! Good things are coming! :excited:
Remember our IRL agreement when you win tonight on powerball friend! :gocho: :crossfingers:
yeah, so you better buy one too so we can double our chances :crossfingers:
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I would hire like a dozen unofficial recruiters and fund them well. We could have a top ten class yearly with the kids calling the coaches to commit out of the blue.
I would bagman Illinois basketball to a NC. Like it would make SEC people blush.
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I'm 5 (6? idk how this works) numbers from starting an empire.
we should buy some tix for the p-house so when we win we can buy another one (hopefully there is enough cheddar <--- elite money slang only rich people use)
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hmmmm. first i would write checks to all of my teachers that are still teaching because eff brownback.
next probably pay whatever i had to to get oscar gone, make enough of a donation to get the east side started and then just live off of the land the rest of my life(with obvious cool gadgets and fun stuff)
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Guys, I have gotten at least 1 number right on 3 straight tickets! Good things are coming! :excited:
Remember our IRL agreement when you win tonight on powerball friend! :gocho: :crossfingers:
yeah, so you better buy one too so we can double our chances :crossfingers:
We've already bought a couple of tickets! ...if we win, we're driving to MHK and getting so PAK'd after the drawing!
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Anyone buying this week? $700M.
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Anyone buying this week? $700M.
I buy almost every week, and will again this weekend. A friend of mine just asked me if I was going to play.
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Yes, I need to go get my ticket after work today. If I win, I am going to open our tiny restaurant in the Caribbean and hire pmshead as our busboy.
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Anyone buying this week? $700M. 800M
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I had some scratch off tickets as a stocking stuffer and used the massive winnings from those to buy 4 Powerball tickets on Wednesday. I matched 3 numbers total!! :flush:
And if I would have won you can bet your ass the Landers Family Limestone Wall would be up at BSFS this season.
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If I won the roughly $250M (cash option, after tax withholding), I would donate enough to get a hall on campus named after me, but nothing to much more than that to KSU.
Maybe, MAYBE, endow a chair or two.
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In all of my lottery fantasies, it never occurred to me to donate to K-State. Now that I've thought about it, I would never donate to athletics.
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Keep it local. KSU and it's little bros are doing fine on their own.
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if i could buy the ability to fire some people i might.
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In all of my lottery fantasies, it never occurred to me to donate to K-State. Now that I've thought about it, I would never donate to athletics.
A liberal think tank would be fun to endow at KSU. Just for kicks.
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This is where it's at:
http://www.yachtcharterfleet.com
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Owning yachts are for suckers. Chartering is the way to go, guys. Same with jets.
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Owning yachts are for suckers. Chartering is the way to go, guys. Same with jets.
Agreed. No sense owning that kind of perk. Hire it out.
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Accounting and Philosophy. Those might be the two chairs I endow.
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Maybe MIS
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I would be tempted to buy houses right away. I need to fight that temptation and force myself to rent In a given spot for at least a year before I decide to buy.
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One of my college roommates has a private equity fund. I would trust him with a bunch of it, but I'd put bunch into real property, like farm land and commercial retail properties. Form my own REITs.
I'd hire one of my current bosses to run my operations. Not for the power trip, but because she is very trustworthy and very organized and thorough....and, it wouldn't mix biz with friendships in an unhealthy way.
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i would mockingly post in the CC thread all the time
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I would establish a trust for each side of the fam (mom and dad/wifes side and my side) and hire my two siblings of mine and my wife's two at exorbitantly high salaries to be the trustee of one or the other and let all family money requests come though them.
I would set up a free college thing here in my home town too. Not sure any detail on it, but it would be big.
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I'd do a GE day at the K and do it right
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I'd do a GE day at the K and do it right
I assume this would include buying every single seat when we play some other monster team, then constantly post pics and stuff about it on line and really rub it in everyone's face?
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I'd go to FattyFest and at the last second I would out-bid everyone on ever-y-thing by an exorbitant margin but then I would give each item to the next highest bidder anyway.
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I'd do a GE day at the K and do it right
good luck getting everyone out of their mom's basement
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No one who knows me will ever see me again, ????
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my #1 job would be to try not to get incredibly fat
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true. momoney, mofat.
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i imagine i'd lose weight
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i imagine i'd lose weight
no chance
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maybe after like 2 years of becoming a fat drunken slob all over planet earth (maybe mars too?) i would hire an entire crew to force me to work out and also cook delicious healthy food for me all the time, so that i could be a skinny drunken slob all over planet earth (sorry mars, already been there by this point)
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i can't imagine i'd get less exercise than sitting at a computer for 9 hours a day, and it's not like i'd all of a sudden start eating worse food :dunno:
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I would have my assistant's assistant hire a temp to do all my blog posting for me. Not just because I would be too fat and lazy to post anymore, but because they would probably be better at it than me.
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I would learn all about Charcuterie
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I would learn languages through compete cultural immersion.
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Yes, I need to go get my ticket after work today. If I win, I am going to open our tiny restaurant in the Caribbean and hire pmshead as our busboy.
He could be our in-house brewer. Also this island is going to need very liberal drug laws. I plan on doing lots and lots of drugs.
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I'd do a GE day at the K and do it right
I assume this would include buying every single seat when we play some other monster team, then constantly post pics and stuff about it on line and really rub it in everyone's face?
Na, just a few suites stocked with delicious food and drink. Also special appearances by Slugger, George Brett, etc
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I would go to one of Trims scheme paks.
EDIT: would not get tickets to watch oscarball.
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i would buy gooch's mother in law a nice RV and pay for the gooches to get a nice extra pad with utilities hooked up to it at their residence
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I'd purchase sole control of goEMAW and then shut it down.
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I would have my assistant's assistant hire a temp to do all my blog posting for me. Not just because I would be too fat and lazy to post anymore, but because they would probably be better at it than me.
You couldn't afford me.
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I would have my assistant's assistant hire a temp to do all my blog posting for me. Not just because I would be too fat and lazy to post anymore, but because they would probably be better at it than me.
You couldn't afford me.
:surprised:
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I'd purchase sole control of goEMAW and then shut it down.
MAKE AN OFFER!!!
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$250
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It's up to $900M, with a $558M cash option before taxes.
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It's up to $900M, with a $558M cash option before taxes.
yeah. Eff the taxes.
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My brain hurts at the thought of immediately being $558m richer
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Probably walk with $300M.
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That would be so insane. I was an idiot who bought 5 tickets.
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My brain hurts at the thought of immediately being $558m richer
I'd deal with it.
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That would be so insane. I was an idiot who bought 5 tickets.
Gonna win 'em all! (using Tapatalk)
It will be worth it if you win, IMO.
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My brain hurts at the thought of immediately being $558m richer
I'd deal with it.
When I win, I'll hire you to take care of all the legal crap
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Gravel for my road. A big rubber weasel for FSD with a Democrat bullseye target. Libs, several goats. Slober, a big can of Renoland beer. Professor steve dave a sleuth kit. Ksuw a Reagan statute. A map of Oregon for progressive friends and an invitation to the Texas convention of states. Sys a gift certificate for Walmart. Ice cream cones for everyone else.
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huge smile irl right now
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I bet I don't win.
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I bet I don't win.
If you do win, and we bet, would you pay?
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I like my chances.
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Not bet! You know, just in case.
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I should win. I'd be an enjoyable multi-millionaire. I'd record all of Currie's solicitations and post them here.
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That would be fun!
If you win, will you stay in the Seattle area? You should move into a neighborhood with the tech billionaires and become friends with them.
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That would be fun!
If you win, will you stay in the Seattle area? You should move into a neighborhood with the tech billionaires and become friends with them.
I'd probably keep my apartment as my primary place and get some additional spots. No new friends.
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I should win. I'd be an enjoyable multi-millionaire. I'd record all of Currie's solicitations and post them here.
You could get oscar fired with all your clout and :kstategrad: You would be Currie's nightmare with your Ice+ $$$$$$$$$.
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What happens after you win anyway? What's the process?
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What happens after you win anyway? What's the process?
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Tell your employer to go eff themselves.
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What happens after you win anyway? What's the process?
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Tell your employer to go eff themselves.
Would enjoy.
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John Currie finds out you won power ball, visits you, what do you say?
Me: "I want Venzy tomorrow I'll pay whatever it takes, if not tomorrow, you get nothing ever."
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If I win I am buying everyone a 6 pack of their choice
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If I win I am buying everyone a 6 pack of their choice
Did you win? I'm thirsty.
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I got the powerball. I don't think I will change too much. Some people would let $4 go to their head. Not me.
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No one hit this thing. Amazing. They are projecting $1.3B for the next one. Cash option after tax north of $325M.
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Told the powers that be "let it ride 'til Wednesday" :gocho:
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If I win I am buying everyone a 6 pack of their choice
Did you win? I'm thirsty.
Im waiting to hear back from my lawyer
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Is there such a thing as a laparoscopic knee replacement? Which would have very short recovery time? If so then I am getting that if I win the lottery, no matter the cost.
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Is there such a thing as a laparoscopic knee replacement? Which would have very short recovery time? If so then I am getting that if I win the lottery, no matter the cost.
Just opt for the bionic legs package.
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Is there such a thing as a laparoscopic knee replacement? Which would have very short recovery time? If so then I am getting that if I win the lottery, no matter the cost.
like, do you have a fat knee?
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Is there such a thing as a laparoscopic knee replacement? Which would have very short recovery time? If so then I am getting that if I win the lottery, no matter the cost.
like, do you have a fat knee?
Laparoscopic is not the same as Lap band surgery.
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What are you building/renaming on ksu campus?
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Is there such a thing as a laparoscopic knee replacement? Which would have very short recovery time? If so then I am getting that if I win the lottery, no matter the cost.
like, do you have a fat knee?
Laparoscopic is not the same as Lap band surgery.
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What are you building/renaming on ksu campus?
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whoever said the limestone wall the other day nailed this one.
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The libliblibliblibliblib basketball dorms
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What are you building/renaming on ksu campus?
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Can I build a large living quarters above the press box? Wake up late saturday morning, pull open the drapes and take in the game.
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I would buy the nearly abandoned Metcalf South shopping mall and turn it into a real life go cart course like that one Mario Cart level.
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Playboy mansion is for sale for $200M. One catch. Hef says all sales will include him getting to live there the rest of his life. That sounds like some billionaire Perfect Strangers reality tv reboot.
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Saw mocat post this on Facebook today.
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Man, mocat is a dumbass :lol:
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I would buy the nearly abandoned Metcalf South shopping mall and turn it into a real life go cart course like that one Mario Cart level.
This would be incredible!
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Here is a thing I am going to do when I win the powerball....
I am going to get a really sturdy, safe car (might even add some safety features) and then I am going to drive in traffic. I will obey all traffic laws but I will not avoid running into dumbasses that do not follow the laws like turning into the proper lane, turning after their light has turned red, etc.
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Here is a thing I am going to do when I win the powerball....
I am going to get a really sturdy, safe car (might even add some safety features) and then I am going to drive in traffic. I will obey all traffic laws but I will not avoid running into dumbasses that do not follow the laws like turning into the proper lane, turning after their light has turned red, etc.
Looks like i'll get to spend it all by myself after you die. :woot:
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Here is a thing I am going to do when I win the powerball....
I am going to get a really sturdy, safe car (might even add some safety features) and then I am going to drive in traffic. I will obey all traffic laws but I will not avoid running into dumbasses that do not follow the laws like turning into the proper lane, turning after their light has turned red, etc.
Looks like i'll get to spend it all by myself after you die. :woot:
Did you miss the part about having a really safe car with extra safety features? And these will be minor wrecks. No injuries, just a bunch of hassle and inconvenience for the stupid drivers.
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I'd go get a Porsche immediately. Whatever catches my fancy at the dealer. Even though I would not care too much if I wrecked it, I would try not to.
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i guess when youre THE mrs gooch you have nothing left to desire
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I'd pay off my parents house first. Buy a myself house in the $500k range. Then just invest a chunk of it and also collect interest off what I pocket. Once the interest starts accumulating then I'd make some more vanity purchases (vacation homes, elite level cars). If my investments pay off, then start doing crazy crap like travelling the world and dining at Michelin Star restaurants on the reg.
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I'd pay off my parents house first. Buy a myself house in the $500k range. Then just invest a chunk of it and also collect interest off what I pocket. Once the interest starts accumulating then I'd make some more vanity purchases (vacation homes, elite level cars). If my investments pay off, then start doing crazy crap like travelling the world and dining at Michellin Star restaurants on the reg.
What the eff are you talking about? This is beyond generational amounts of money. This is Brewster's Million (mellinials won't get the refrence) type money. I would buy ice bergs and crap just cause I could.
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I would accept it anonymously, wouldnt do anything for a year, then start slowly and tell ppl I can into fam money, or something. Set up llcs to do any donations or spending on others.
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My press conference will be TV gold!
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If you can't do it anonymously, wear a gorilla suit, complete w mask.
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I would run out of things to buy after about $50M so I'd probably just start giving it to charities and stuff.
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has anyone mentioned bringing back ksu basketball? I'd probably do that as a hobby
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I'd pay off my parents house first. Buy a myself house in the $500k range. Then just invest a chunk of it and also collect interest off what I pocket. Once the interest starts accumulating then I'd make some more vanity purchases (vacation homes, elite level cars). If my investments pay off, then start doing crazy crap like travelling the world and dining at Michellin Star restaurants on the reg.
What the eff are you talking about? This is beyond generational amounts of money. This is Brewster's Million (mellinials won't get the refrence) type money. I would buy ice bergs and crap just cause I could.
What do you get after taxes? $350m? I don't think that is generational amounts of money if you don't invest some of it. If I won, retired now, and lived another 40 years, I absolutely could blow through all of it. Especially if I went off the deep end with purchases.
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First, I'd hire an attorney & accountant (before I even claimed the prize) then I would hire my friends depending on their area of expertise.
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Whatever the take-home amount would be, I would be sure that in my lifetime I would have given away just as much. It'd be pretty easy, too. And real charities like St Judes and Shriners and stuff like that. And when I die I'd give the rest to the Nature Conservancy or something.
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After taxes, the net from taking the lump sum is approx $422M.
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/01/11/tallying-the-big-tax-bite-of-a-14b-powerball-win.html (http://www.cnbc.com/2016/01/11/tallying-the-big-tax-bite-of-a-14b-powerball-win.html)
I would have a hard time spending 10% of that in my lifetime, especially considering the money you don't spend immediately will accrue interest for the next year's expenditures. Theoretically, you could invest $25M into something that yields 4% each year and spend that $1M every year without ever touching the principal.
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bagman winters, we're gonna have to upgrade your bag quality dramatically
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:eek: That Russian dude who bought the nets wouldn't even come close to Trim as an NBA owner.
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Step 1. I'd throw a party for my family and invite my tax attorney. They'd all be like "who's this weird guy?" Then I'd make a toast and tell everyone "As of today, you guys are all millionaires. Dave's here to help set things up for you." I'm thinking I'd actually have to put the money into trusts for each family to avoid double taxation.
Step 2. Put aside $50 mil or so into an endowment. Live off the interest. Put the remainder in a charitable endowment (most of which I'd just dole out to existing charities).
Step 3. Build a place in the mountains and a place on the beach. Keep the house in Kansas.
Step 4. Get a private jet. Travel world with wife and kids.
Otherwise lead a very normal life. I wouldn't want to quit my job, but I'd try to cut back to part-time if they'd allow it. I'd stick to the routine particularly for the kids' sake. That's the only downside to coming into this sort of money, preventing your kids from becoming trust fund fuckups.
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I would buy this blog so I could get rid of the mark all messages as read button.
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"keep the house in kansas" wouldnt be on the top 5000 things id do first
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I would buy this blog so I could get rid of the mark all messages as read button.
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No kids! :woot: Hookers and blow on the reg!
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First, I'd hire an attorney & accountant (before I even claimed the prize) then I would hire my friends depending on their area of expertise.
Can I be a friend? If yes, what's my job?
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First, I'd hire an attorney & accountant (before I even claimed the prize) then I would hire my friends depending on their area of expertise.
Can I be a friend? If yes, what's my job?
I will hire you to give me a summary on each of the presidential candidates to help me decide who to vote for.
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I'd pay off my parents house first. Buy a myself house in the $500k range. Then just invest a chunk of it and also collect interest off what I pocket. Once the interest starts accumulating then I'd make some more vanity purchases (vacation homes, elite level cars). If my investments pay off, then start doing crazy crap like travelling the world and dining at Michellin Star restaurants on the reg.
What the eff are you talking about? This is beyond generational amounts of money. This is Brewster's Million (mellinials won't get the refrence) type money. I would buy ice bergs and crap just cause I could.
What do you get after taxes? $350m? I don't think that is generational amounts of money if you don't invest some of it. If I won, retired now, and lived another 40 years, I absolutely could blow through all of it. Especially if I went off the deep end with purchases.
how would you not invest $400M? storage unit?
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First, I'd hire an attorney & accountant (before I even claimed the prize) then I would hire my friends depending on their area of expertise.
Yes. First order of business is hiring my friend thar works in business law. Give her money to start her own firm and be her primary client.
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First, I'd hire an attorney & accountant (before I even claimed the prize) then I would hire my friends depending on their area of expertise.
Can I be a friend? If yes, what's my job?
I will hire you to give me a summary on each of the presidential candidates to help me decide who to vote for.
How do you feel about adopting someone under 30, mom? I wear a size 13 so people might buy that we're related!
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I also wouldn't tell anyone for a while. Like a long while.
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Step 1. I'd throw a party for my family and invite my tax attorney. They'd all be like "who's this weird guy?" Then I'd make a toast and tell everyone "As of today, you guys are all millionaires. Dave's here to help set things up for you." I'm thinking I'd actually have to put the money into trusts for each family to avoid double taxation.
Step 2. Put aside $50 mil or so into an endowment. Live off the interest. Put the remainder in a charitable endowment (most of which I'd just dole out to existing charities).
Step 3. Build a place in the mountains and a place on the beach. Keep the house in Kansas.
Step 4. Get a private jet. Travel world with wife and kids.
Otherwise lead a very normal life. I wouldn't want to quit my job, but I'd try to cut back to part-time if they'd allow it. I'd stick to the routine particularly for the kids' sake. That's the only downside to coming into this sort of money, preventing your kids from becoming trust fund fuckups.
This is pretty close to the overall things I would do except I don't have kids or a house, but I could change that :eye: After taking care of parents and siblings debt and setting some aside for each of them, I think I'd split it $50 mill for my own endowment, $100 mill for endowment for various charities, $100 mill for various venture capital stuff (I don't care, would be fun to actually do like my own version of shark tank) and $100 mill for K-State endowment in various capacities. Any left over is for one w/e the eff I feel like.
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First, I'd hire an attorney & accountant (before I even claimed the prize) then I would hire my friends depending on their area of expertise.
Can I be a friend? If yes, what's my job?
I will hire you to give me a summary on each of the presidential candidates to help me decide who to vote for.
How do you feel about adopting someone under 30, mom? I wear a size 13 so people might buy that we're related!
Are you passed the crying in the middle of the night and wetting the bed stage?
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i'd probably produce a child. wouldn't want my generational wealth to escape my genetic sphere of influence.
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i'd probably produce a child. wouldn't want my generational wealth to escape my genetic sphere of influence.
:horrorsurprise:
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I'd put it in annuities and travel with friends
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A shitty thing about powerball, at least here, is the other people you have to deal with at the powerball ticket seller's (7-11). Almost not worth the billion-plus.
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I sure am impressed with how wise and prudent some of you are. I'll be sure to invite you to share some of my official new Guinness World Record sized plate of nachos. On top of a mesa in New Mexico. With live music by oscar Springsteen.
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great filter in that post
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i'd probably produce a child. wouldn't want my generational wealth to escape my genetic sphere of influence.
:horrorsurprise:
with that kind of money i'd never even find out if the child shits or not.
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I'm buying this site for sure. At rock bottom prices, because this place isn't what it used to be. Saul comes as a package deal, right?
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I'd pay _Fan to bring back _FanFrames. Quit his day job.
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Mods, please delete my account and erase any record of my posts
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Mods, please delete my account and erase any record of my posts
I have the job scheduled for 3:00 AM CST 1/14/16.
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Gonna need that to happen sooner. Not sure if there is small print about 'good morals' or whatever
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Also, really gonna need to find out if the Saul thing is true. See earlier post
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Someone in SEK won $1 million, so hopefully that was my dad.
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Someone in SEK won $1 million, so hopefully that was my dad.
They've already blown it, if I know anything about SEK ppl.
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Spend it on meth, probably.
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didn't even play and now I'm so far ahead, financially speaking of course
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Someone in SEK won $1 million, so hopefully that was my dad.
:kstategrad:
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Got the powerball, won $4 :gocho:
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Someone in SEK won $1 million, so hopefully that was my dad.
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Oops. It was SWK not SEK. But I might have the South Central KS $1 million ticket at home. I haven't checked it yet.
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If it was swk, they'll invest it right. Cows!!
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https://twitter.com/MarkMartinCali/status/687548225130070016
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The RTs of the various iterations of that are a good way to thin people out.
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If that is real, that is the absolute last thing I'd do.
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If that is real, that is the absolute last thing I'd do.
Yeah, it seems like a really terrible idea.
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The ppl he's following. :lol:
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YOLO
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Btw, I RT'd the crap out of him. Close mouths don't get fed.
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The ppl he's following. :lol:
:fatty:
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look at the middle of the ticket waving in. classic 'shop job. respect.
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look at the middle of the ticket waving in. classic 'shop job. respect.
https://twitter.com/ThisGuysThLimit/status/687503114702831616
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https://www.instagram.com/thisguysthelimit/ (https://www.instagram.com/thisguysthelimit/)
666 following
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https://twitter.com/madler9000/status/687502890978639872
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I think I'd honestly prefer to win the 1 million for matching 6 than winning the big jackpot. Enough to easily get your finances in order without all the headaches of being a big winner.
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I think I'd honestly prefer to win the 1 million for matching 6 than winning the big jackpot. Enough to easily get your finances in order without all the headaches of being a big winner.
lol no
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dem $800M headaches
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These people posting on FB about how the government should use the money for other things besides just giving it away...
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lol
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https://www.yahoo.com/music/powerball-reimbursement-fund-page-created-235504618.html
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if i win a half billion dollars i will crap myself
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I'm gonna do this, I think.
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I would trust clams with the money. not sure about wack
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All I know is that if I won I would tell as few people as absolutely possible.
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A shitty thing about powerball, at least here, is the other people you have to deal with at the powerball ticket seller's (7-11). Almost not worth the billion-plus.
There's an even closer 7-11 by my new place that seems calmer. Maybe will check this out.
The new one sells propane to remedy grill'n emergencies 24/7!
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If I win the powerball I can afford to buy some eclipse glasses since I waited until the price skyrocketed.
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I would trust clams with the money. not sure about wack
I'm a huge tight ass IRL. I'd probably pay off my student loans and stuff, keep my job, but travel a crap ton. Like, actually use my PTO.
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If I won I think I'd move in right next door to the gooches and foster a buncha kids
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I would trust clams with the money. not sure about wack
I'm a huge tight ass IRL. I'd probably pay off my student loans and stuff, keep my job, but travel a crap ton. Like, actually use my PTO.
It's more mrs. wack I wouldn't trust
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:lol: So true. :frown:
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I would live exactly the same except no job and in California
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there's no way you would keep your job, gmafb wacky
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there's no way you would keep your job, gmafb wacky
I really like it tho. I think i'd probably get into stuff like black tar heroin if I had that much time off. :D
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nobody in history has ever kept a sales job after winning PB
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I'd leave the building so fast their ears would pop from the vacuum.
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How would you all get to the place where you have to redeem the ticket?
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I would be happy with like 10 million but I would take the 500 million if I have to
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I would be happy with like 10 million but I would take the 500 million if I have to
If you win, I'll take the excess that you don't need.
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I would be happy with like 10 million but I would take the 500 million if I have to
Use what you don't need on Bitcoin.
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I would be happy with like 10 million but I would take the 500 million if I have to
Use what you don't need on Bitcoin.
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I would diversify with Bitcoin and lots of other alt coins and would probably flash crash/moon the markets for fun.
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By my car
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How would you all get to the place where you have to redeem the ticket?
First choice is a jet powered helicopter filled with albino tiger cubs.
Failing that, I call my old man, Papa Pete, and he cruises over with the shotguns filled with turkey loads, and we open carry right through the front rough ridin' doors.
As a fall back plan, I would call clams. He picks me up in the M. We have the top down, our shirts off, smoking cigars, and blasting 2 Live Crew on the hi fi all the way there.
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With half a billion, I'd have a hard time keeping my composure and maintain any semblance of humility, but it would be fun to try. Like, I would have to remind myself and everyone around me that my yachts don't really define who I am.
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oh man that would be great. if you win and the other two options don't work for whatever reason, i'll be there for you with no toys in my car b/c kids aren't allowed near it
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How would you all get to the place where you have to redeem the ticket?
We have the top down, our shirts off, smoking cigars, and blasting 2 Live Crew on the hi fi all the way there.
Sounds like a great way to lose your lottery ticket.
I'd just go there very quietly. Then I'd go into hiding before I made the announcement.
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How would you all get to the place where you have to redeem the ticket?
We have the top down, our shirts off, smoking cigars, and blasting 2 Live Crew on the hi fi all the way there.
Sounds like a great way to lose your lottery ticket.
I'd just go there very quietly. Then I'd go into hiding before I made the announcement.
how you gonna do that thumper?
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And why would you make an announcement? Just live your life bro
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How would you all get to the place where you have to redeem the ticket?
We have the top down, our shirts off, smoking cigars, and blasting 2 Live Crew on the hi fi all the way there.
Sounds like a great way to lose your lottery ticket.
I'd just go there very quietly. Then I'd go into hiding before I made the announcement.
how you gonna do that thumper?
In my normal boring car and not blasting 2 Live Crew. I mean I wouldn't do anything to draw attention to myself until I actually confirmed that I had the winning ticket.
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And why would you make an announcement? Just live your life bro
Well I mean how am I going to get the FU! word out to people who have wronged me if I don't make an announcement?
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Who is on your list, arya?
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And why would you make an announcement? Just live your life bro
Well I mean how am I going to get the FU! word out to people who have wronged me if I don't make an announcement?
count(ess) of monte cristo those fools
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And why would you make an announcement? Just live your life bro
Well I mean how am I going to get the FU! word out to people who have wronged me if I don't make an announcement?
https://potatoparcel.com/
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I'd be terrified of getting into a road rage episode on my way there and somehow rough ridin' it all up.
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And why would you make an announcement? Just live your life bro
Well I mean how am I going to get the FU! word out to people who have wronged me if I don't make an announcement?
https://potatoparcel.com/
I don't think sending a delicious potato is sending the message I want to convey.
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http://www.birdbymail.com/
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Living well is the best revenge, that's what I always say
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How would you all get to the place where you have to redeem the ticket?
We have the top down, our shirts off, smoking cigars, and blasting 2 Live Crew on the hi fi all the way there.
Sounds like a great way to lose your lottery ticket.
I'd just go there very quietly. Then I'd go into hiding before I made the announcement.
This does not align with my eff you list of a press conference I intend to have.
And why would you make an announcement? Just live your life bro
Well I mean how am I going to get the FU! word out to people who have wronged me if I don't make an announcement?
now i see you have corrected yourself.
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Um, I didn't correct myself. I had a fully formulated plan the whole time.
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Well the guy doing the sky writing over Wichita of "Hey Wichita! eff you we're out, Gooches" might be a bit of a tip off.
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http://www.birdbymail.com/
Apparently I just need to think of a random thing to mail to people and start a website where people pay me to send that thing.
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I would sell the winning ticket to the highest bidder.
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http://www.birdbymail.com/
Apparently I just need to think of a random thing to mail to people and start a website where people pay me to send that thing.
You just described everything on Etsy.
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I would sell the winning ticket to the highest bidder.
for how much?
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I would sell the winning ticket to the highest bidder.
for how much?
No minimum bid.
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"What's up for bid today is a $500M annuity, like new."
It's a great idea because someone could make you a better offer than the lottery cash option and they could still come out ahead.
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"What's up for bid today is a $500M annuity, like new."
It's a great idea because someone could make you a better offer than the lottery cash option and they could still come out ahead.
And you could remain anonymous with your new found wealth, avoiding the influx of new "relatives" that you had never heard of.
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I will have zero problems with new found relatives. I would give my sister and my wife's sister extra cash and tell them you guys take care of whatever people want, or tell them "no." I am out.
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I would buy all my family members lambos. especially my grandma.
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just what you probably always wanted grandma, a rough ridin' Lamborghini. this thing is sick.
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I would but a governor on my grandmas lambo so it's not instance death
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buy her a wing suit instead
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XT Family Lazy River at BSFS
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I would buy my grandmother a hand crafted, centuries old katana and samurai suit. With the shorter little mini katana that comes with it and also goes in the same belt.
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My grandma loves playing slot machines. So I'm going to get her a slot machine in her lambo that pays out like 200%. What a rough ridin' rush at 180 mph.
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Slot machine that pays out lambos.
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Well nobody won any lambos so it's up to 650 bills. That's like almost 150 more lambos we can buy now! :billdance:
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Classic bill/mill mixup
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the only mixup here is you thinking you were clever
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Holy moly!
https://twitter.com/cnn/status/900027332894830592
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watched someone buy a pack of heaters, some mountain dew, and 10 PB tickets yesterday. recipe for success.
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I hope that it climbs to 4 billion, and then when I win I will take the cash option and be an instant billionaire, even after taxes. This will open a LOT of doors for me.
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I hope that it climbs to 4 billion, and then when I win I will take the cash option and be an instant billionaire, even after taxes. This will open a LOT of doors for me.
Money can't buy you happiness, Pete.
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it buys things that make you happy
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I might buy a few tickets tomorrow.
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I hope that it climbs to 4 billion, and then when I win I will take the cash option and be an instant billionaire, even after taxes. This will open a LOT of doors for me.
Money can't buy you happiness, Pete.
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It actually does, but only up to a certain amount. Once you surpass that amount it doesn't give you any more happyness.
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Up to I believe $70k is the number. After that, you're on your own.
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I'd like to find my threshold. This jackpot will make a nice test.
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First time ever buying tickets. Had no clue I needed cash. Amateur hour.
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Yeah no points or miles on lotto
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Yeah no points or miles on lotto
I buy lotto tickets at Kwik Shop with a credit card all the time.
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I use vending machines to minimize the shame I feel.
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winning ticket sold in massachusetts. wow the rich get richah
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winning ticket sold in massachusetts. wow the rich get richah
I heard that Matt Damon bought the winning ticket.
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Thought it was Tom Brady.
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Thought it was Tom Brady.
Naw, just some janitor at MIT.
Good for him.
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I woke up yesterday morning with an alert on my phone that I bought a winning megamillions ticker. It was a real thrilling few seconds thinking I could have won $1B.
I’ve never been more disappointed to win $500.
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What the hell, it alerts your phone?
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lol
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What the hell, it alerts your phone?
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I bought the tickets via Lottery.com app. Don’t have to go to 7/11 to buy tickets or cash out. It’s pretty great.
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Damn, that is way better
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