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Title: Russians and driving
Post by: 0.42 on November 16, 2012, 01:06:40 PM
 :sdeek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZPkE2hHneP4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZPkE2hHneP4)
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: OK_Cat on November 16, 2012, 01:08:45 PM
my favorite so far is at 1:08ish and they're listeng to queen's don't stop me now as he rams into the back of the car in front of him.  ha.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: OK_Cat on November 16, 2012, 01:10:12 PM
the guy with the gun?!?

the sheep attacking the car???

i want to live there.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: 0.42 on November 16, 2012, 01:10:46 PM
Pretty sure the driver carrying a bale of hay bigger than his car at 1:30 is elwoodcat
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: OK_Cat on November 16, 2012, 01:13:10 PM
i don't understand this video, but i can't quit watching.

i feel like we're being punked.  how is this real?  how many people in russia drive around with dashboard cams?
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: 0.42 on November 16, 2012, 01:15:05 PM
It's real.

http://animalnewyork.com/2012/russian-dashcam/ (http://animalnewyork.com/2012/russian-dashcam/)
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: OK_Cat on November 16, 2012, 01:15:18 PM
was that lightning at 4:18?   :eek:
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: OK_Cat on November 16, 2012, 01:16:34 PM
4:50ish!  the guy walks it off like a champ!   :eek:
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: OK_Cat on November 16, 2012, 01:17:53 PM
5:50ish they just get out and walk away omg  :lol:
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: 8manpick on November 16, 2012, 01:20:27 PM
&feature=player_embedded

Holy crap
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: 0.42 on November 16, 2012, 01:22:00 PM
&feature=player_embedded

Holy crap

oh man :frown:
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: 0.42 on November 16, 2012, 01:25:00 PM
5:50ish they just get out and walk away omg  :lol:

Dude jumps out all  :dance: at 6:14
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: broXcore on November 16, 2012, 01:25:54 PM
5:50ish they just get out and walk away omg  :lol:
this was my favorite
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: mocat on November 16, 2012, 01:34:32 PM
my favorite was the tire that fell off and rolled all the way across the street and then it hit a car and jumped like 50 feet in the air
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: 'taterblast on November 16, 2012, 01:44:43 PM
 :lol: Russia, what a terrifying and awful place
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: bubbles4ksu on November 16, 2012, 01:48:57 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ZPkE2hHneP4#t=177s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ZPkE2hHneP4#t=177s)

looks like something out of a mariokart game.  :lol:
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: jtksu on November 16, 2012, 01:49:56 PM
:lol: Russia, what a terrifying and awful place

It appears to rain there like 90% of the time.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: bubbles4ksu on November 16, 2012, 01:55:46 PM
it's because they're always drunk, right?
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Mr Bread on November 16, 2012, 02:08:49 PM
Pretty sure the driver carrying a bale of hay bigger than his car at 1:30 is elwoodcat

It's like a rough ridin' truck wig.  So great.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: bubbles4ksu on November 16, 2012, 02:09:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuvhCSRuPl0&feature=endscreen&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuvhCSRuPl0&feature=endscreen&NR=1)
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: 'taterblast on November 16, 2012, 02:13:03 PM
most places i would love to travel to and experience. third world countries even. but russia? hell no.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Mr Bread on November 16, 2012, 02:17:12 PM
Such a fantatsic combo of them being total dicks and incredibly reckless. 
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: OK_Cat on November 16, 2012, 02:19:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuvhCSRuPl0&feature=endscreen&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuvhCSRuPl0&feature=endscreen&NR=1)

 :eek:
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: michigancat on November 16, 2012, 02:19:20 PM
my fave was the loader in the parking lot at 3:20.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Unruly on November 16, 2012, 02:27:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuvhCSRuPl0&feature=endscreen&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuvhCSRuPl0&feature=endscreen&NR=1)


You think Russians would have access to better gym equipment than that.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: mocat on November 16, 2012, 03:11:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuvhCSRuPl0&feature=endscreen&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuvhCSRuPl0&feature=endscreen&NR=1)

 :eek:

im sitting here at my desk with my palms all super sweaty and my mouth open
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: jtksu on November 16, 2012, 03:53:57 PM
If I lived in russia, I don't think I'd drive much, unless I was wanting to die.  Also, I would never use a crosswalk. 
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Skipper44 on November 16, 2012, 04:01:26 PM
I liked the dump truck at 10:10 that had the bed raised to just the right point allow it to drive without a front wheel
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Skipper44 on November 16, 2012, 04:05:07 PM
:sdeek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZPkE2hHneP4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZPkE2hHneP4)
after watching this it gives me new appreciation for this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzKB1sQ3-nc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzKB1sQ3-nc)
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: AbeFroman on November 16, 2012, 05:07:19 PM
So why does everyone in Russia have dashboard cams? Is it because everyone sucks at driving or is it trendy?
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: OK_Cat on November 16, 2012, 07:06:56 PM
So why does everyone in Russia have dashboard cams? Is it because everyone sucks at driving or is it trendy?

42 posted a link early on in this thread that answered that.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: JavaCat on November 16, 2012, 07:32:57 PM
Holy hell, [ Invalid YouTube link ]. Twisternederland.com is awesome.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Unruly on November 16, 2012, 08:49:28 PM
&feature=relmfu


 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Trim on November 18, 2012, 07:57:15 AM
Jeez.  USA #1, I guess.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Shacks on November 18, 2012, 02:43:01 PM
They drive like how I drive in GTA games
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: 8manpick on December 31, 2012, 09:08:48 AM
Watch for falling planes!  :driving: :runaway: (http://wxch.nl/TzNovT)
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: steve dave on December 31, 2012, 09:09:49 AM
russians are my least favorite nationality of people. just complete rough ridin' pains in the ass to deal with.
Title: Russians and driving
Post by: felix rex on December 31, 2012, 09:38:37 AM
All the I foreigners I know all have a neighboring country or internal ethnicity they hate and think is the worst, but they also all agree that they hate Russians and that Russians are terrible people that think they are gangsters or maybe are actual gangsters.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: 0.42 on December 31, 2012, 12:05:30 PM
russians are my least favorite nationality people. just complete rough ridin' pains in the ass to deal with.

Wow, sd really playing into sys's narrative here.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Diamond Dave on December 31, 2012, 08:00:10 PM
&feature=youtu.be

My favorites are the fistfights  :lol:

http://www.cracked.com/article_20164_5-hilariously-bad-ideas-that-actually-solved-huge-problems.html

Cracked did a snippet on these a few weeks ago as well. #3

I will never go to Russia. Ever.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: The Big Train on January 01, 2013, 06:57:32 PM
I knew all the Jason Bourne chase scenes were real.  :driving:
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Unruly on May 06, 2013, 06:47:53 PM




 :D :D :D
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: AST on May 06, 2013, 06:58:52 PM
propaganda machine fired up in the kremlin i see

we've all seen the real russian dash-cam videos
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Stevesie60 on May 06, 2013, 07:34:05 PM
I like the one where the woman's stroller that contains her child rolls out into the street and she runs out and grabs it. Boom, act of kindness.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: 'taterblast on May 06, 2013, 07:39:04 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Shacks on May 06, 2013, 11:58:41 PM
What Shacks learned today: 100% of Russian traffic jams can be blamed on old people, snow or animals
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: michigancat on May 07, 2013, 12:41:01 AM
I like the one where the woman's stroller that contains her child rolls out into the street and she runs out and grabs it. Boom, act of kindness.

I think the kindness was when the driver pointed and didn't plow over the stroller. But both were very kind, I guess.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: felix rex on May 16, 2013, 09:04:20 AM
Somehow, the links in this thread led me to this disgruntled letter about why we shouldn't make fun of Russians:

Quote
2) The basis of the scientific and technological power of the USA comes almost exclusively from German , Jews and Russian scientists who had to escape Europe . I have never seen a U.S university able to provide 'pure american' scientists . Only they can buy them to foreign nations . When you mock these people , just think of the tremendous number of high-level mathematicians , physicists or technologists who are giving to your prestigious universities the label 'prestigious' .

3) The soviet union liberated the world from Nazi Germany . Just for your knowledge , the Nazi army was so powerful that it was almost the same equivalent power as the U.S army nowadays ( and this comes from the best army experts , U.S included ) . When the USA entered into Europe , the war was already lost for Hitler . Only the Russian communist power wiped out the invincible Nazi army . ( and this still remains partly a mystery ) . The Nazi army had wiped out in a few days the French army who was at that time the first army in the world while the US army was only at that time made with battalions of peasants . Ask yourself what your country would have do in front of the Nazi Army in 1941 ? You would have been reduced to slavery . The Russian did not .
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: HerrSonntag on May 16, 2013, 09:09:22 AM
Somehow, the links in this thread led me to this disgruntled letter about why we shouldn't make fun of Russians:

Quote
2) The basis of the scientific and technological power of the USA comes almost exclusively from German , Jews and Russian scientists who had to escape Europe . I have never seen a U.S university able to provide 'pure american' scientists . Only they can buy them to foreign nations . When you mock these people , just think of the tremendous number of high-level mathematicians , physicists or technologists who are giving to your prestigious universities the label 'prestigious' .

3) The soviet union liberated the world from Nazi Germany . Just for your knowledge , the Nazi army was so powerful that it was almost the same equivalent power as the U.S army nowadays ( and this comes from the best army experts , U.S included ) . When the USA entered into Europe , the war was already lost for Hitler . Only the Russian communist power wiped out the invincible Nazi army . ( and this still remains partly a mystery ) . The Nazi army had wiped out in a few days the French army who was at that time the first army in the world while the US army was only at that time made with battalions of peasants . Ask yourself what your country would have do in front of the Nazi Army in 1941 ? You would have been reduced to slavery . The Russian did not .

 Its a shame nothing about that letter is true, it was certainly written with enough verve.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: 8manpick on May 16, 2013, 09:10:55 AM
BATTALIONS OF PEASANTS
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: mocat on May 16, 2013, 09:13:43 AM
That guy is on to something though, I mean, think about this: if it weren't for Europeans, "America" would still be inhabited by spear-holding, face-painting, loin cloth-sporting savages, who would have had no chance, NO CHANCE, against Nazi Germany. Thanks Europe!  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 16, 2013, 09:22:55 AM
Somehow, the links in this thread led me to this disgruntled letter about why we shouldn't make fun of Russians:

Quote
2) The basis of the scientific and technological power of the USA comes almost exclusively from German , Jews and Russian scientists who had to escape Europe . I have never seen a U.S university able to provide 'pure american' scientists . Only they can buy them to foreign nations . When you mock these people , just think of the tremendous number of high-level mathematicians , physicists or technologists who are giving to your prestigious universities the label 'prestigious' .

3) The soviet union liberated the world from Nazi Germany . Just for your knowledge , the Nazi army was so powerful that it was almost the same equivalent power as the U.S army nowadays ( and this comes from the best army experts , U.S included ) . When the USA entered into Europe , the war was already lost for Hitler . Only the Russian communist power wiped out the invincible Nazi army . ( and this still remains partly a mystery ) . The Nazi army had wiped out in a few days the French army who was at that time the first army in the world while the US army was only at that time made with battalions of peasants . Ask yourself what your country would have do in front of the Nazi Army in 1941 ? You would have been reduced to slavery . The Russian did not .

That's awesome. I would like to think we would have dropped an A-Bomb right on Hitler's fat face, though.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: mocat on May 30, 2013, 09:20:59 AM
oh my god this one is great

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mncoWOJUT-U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mncoWOJUT-U)
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Unruly on May 30, 2013, 09:27:21 AM
Would not drive ever. Holy balls.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: SEK_EMAW on May 30, 2013, 09:33:17 AM
3:50  :sdeek:
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 30, 2013, 09:35:35 AM
Walking seems just as dangerous as driving.  Or sitting at a bus stop.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: KSUblumpkin on May 30, 2013, 10:01:11 AM


This is also a gem.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: mocat on May 30, 2013, 10:02:17 AM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: SEK_EMAW on May 30, 2013, 10:19:24 AM
Stud bear.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Shacks on May 30, 2013, 03:24:26 PM
I love this thread.  I get so excited whenever I see it bumped.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: 'taterblast on June 25, 2013, 02:28:23 PM
stud russian youth hockey fighters (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEuacvfPTrg)
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: michigancat on June 25, 2013, 02:41:09 PM
stud russian youth hockey fighters (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEuacvfPTrg)

LOL, no parents or coaches doing anything.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: 'taterblast on June 25, 2013, 03:51:43 PM
stud russian youth hockey fighters (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEuacvfPTrg)

LOL, no parents or coaches doing anything.

that was my favorite part. they're sitting in the stands just straight chilling, snappin' pics
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Unruly on August 22, 2013, 02:33:42 PM
&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Shacks on August 22, 2013, 03:21:31 PM
Naval edition

http://www.grindtv.com/lifestyle/culture/post/massive-hovercraft-lands-on-crowded-russian-beach/
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: 'taterblast on January 27, 2014, 08:56:54 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irpVyPBwD6M#t=53 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irpVyPBwD6M#t=53)
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: The Big Train on January 27, 2014, 02:48:25 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: yoga-like_abana on January 27, 2014, 02:52:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irpVyPBwD6M#t=53 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irpVyPBwD6M#t=53)
mysrecruit
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Pete on January 27, 2014, 04:53:25 PM
eff it, I'll just pick up the car.  :sdeek:
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 03, 2014, 09:30:55 PM
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: hemmy on March 03, 2014, 10:40:45 PM
FPSRussia is American, FWIW.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Bloodfart on March 03, 2014, 11:23:30 PM


We're talking about killing Zombies?

If zombies, then obviously this:

(http://images.gizmag.com/hero/aa-12-combat-shotgun-frag-12-automatic.jpg)
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 13, 2014, 10:28:24 PM
http://deti.mil.by/templates/swf/Pistol/index.swf
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Unruly on July 01, 2014, 10:25:09 PM
It was tough figuring out which thread to post this in.

I PICKED THIS ONE!!!!



Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Unruly on July 23, 2014, 06:24:51 PM
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: michigancat on July 23, 2014, 06:54:48 PM
It was tough figuring out which thread to post this in.

I PICKED THIS ONE!!!!




wtf

Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Gooch on July 23, 2014, 09:46:39 PM
Rammstein :love:
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: The Big Train on July 23, 2014, 09:54:25 PM
yeah that was not what i was expecting
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: pissclams on July 24, 2014, 08:17:24 AM
imagine how romantic a home invasion wedding proposal would be
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: mocat on July 24, 2014, 08:50:38 AM
It was tough figuring out which thread to post this in.

I PICKED THIS ONE!!!!




whew i'm glad that ended the way it did because it was very stressful up to that point
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Asteriskhead on July 24, 2014, 09:16:10 AM
It was tough figuring out which thread to post this in.

I PICKED THIS ONE!!!!




I knew something was up when the car driver got out of the vehicle without an axe or a baseball bat.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 24, 2014, 09:50:37 AM
I don't understand the prank marriage proposal. I mean, sure pull pranks on your girlfriend (maybe hide her Squawk wall art) and also it is fine to propose when you are ready, but don't combine the two.

I mean unless you think she needs the shock of thinking you might be killed in order for her to agree to the marriage.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: 'taterblast on July 24, 2014, 10:37:20 AM
the music really sets the romantic mood
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Unruly on July 24, 2014, 02:44:15 PM
Finally you guys saw that gem.

Took you long enough.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Unruly on August 11, 2014, 07:42:09 PM
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: hemmy on August 11, 2014, 10:08:05 PM


How does that even happen? It looks like the fire started from a car. Did they pour gasoline all over the parking lot?
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: mocat on August 12, 2014, 08:50:03 AM
why was that guy filming
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Unruly on August 12, 2014, 09:17:24 AM
why was that guy filming


(http://www.movingimage.us/images/exhibitions/media/reaction_gif/dramatic-chipmunk.gif)
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: felix rex on September 04, 2014, 08:15:47 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnsdc7cTPuU#t=67 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnsdc7cTPuU#t=67)

This one starts slow but really takes off at the :40 second mark.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: The Big Train on September 04, 2014, 02:03:06 PM
 :lol: that was awesome
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: signature move on September 04, 2014, 02:16:41 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnsdc7cTPuU#t=67 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnsdc7cTPuU#t=67)

This one starts slow but really takes off at the :40 second mark.

ha, was just coming over to post that. just saw it on live leak.

instead, i will leave you with a sort of omnibus of russian insanity: http://www.twisternederland.com/category/russia-2/ (http://www.twisternederland.com/category/russia-2/)
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Tobias on April 28, 2015, 07:34:10 AM
putting this here

http://youtu.be/pA7BASFqXIw (http://youtu.be/pA7BASFqXIw)
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: pissclams on April 28, 2015, 07:55:13 AM
putting this here

http://youtu.be/pA7BASFqXIw (http://youtu.be/pA7BASFqXIw)

the blinker as he/she switched lanes into the median was good
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: The Big Train on April 29, 2015, 09:31:37 PM
http://www.iflscience.com/space/russian-cargo-spaceship-makes-no-progress
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on April 29, 2015, 09:48:57 PM
yup, that's a camero driver for you
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: Tobias on April 29, 2015, 10:02:13 PM
apparently dui/without license/fled the scene, too
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: eastcat on April 29, 2015, 10:51:45 PM
I like how the truck just keeps cruising through the grass like nothing happened. "hey guys, probs jsut headed thos way now"
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: kso_FAN on November 23, 2015, 11:48:07 AM
http://www.themoscowtimes.com/news/news/article/russian-driver-replaces-car-tire-with-log/550503.html

(http://www.themoscowtimes.com/upload/iblock/a41/tire-car-russia.jpg)
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: The Big Train on November 23, 2015, 12:19:20 PM
:love:
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: slobber on November 23, 2015, 12:19:48 PM
Note the spare is available.
:lol:


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: sys on November 23, 2015, 12:20:28 PM
Note the spare is available.
:lol:

it's amazing.
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: SEK_EMAW on August 12, 2016, 02:10:12 PM
 :Yuck:



Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: The Big Train on August 12, 2016, 05:49:05 PM
I honestly that it was going to catch on fire and explode
Title: Re: Russians and driving
Post by: DaBigTrain on November 28, 2019, 04:24:09 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/sciences/comments/e30laq/new_experimental_road_marking_system_in_russia/