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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: john "teach me how to" dougie on August 15, 2012, 04:18:06 PM
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'Folks, where's it written we cannot lead the world in the 20th century in making automobiles?," said Biden.
"His mom lived in Long Island for 10 years or so. God rest her soul. And- although, she's – wait – your mom's still, your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul." – Biden talking about the still-living mother of visiting Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen, March 17, 2010.
My personal favorite:
"In Delaware, the largest growth of population is Indian-Americans, moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking.”
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Found another gem
"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."
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My all time favorite is when he told that guy in the wheelchair to stand up.
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My all time favorite is when he told that guy in the wheelchair to stand up.
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My all time favorite is when he told that guy in the wheelchair to stand up.
Lol, yes!
Biden asked Sen. Chuck Graham to stand up to be recognized by the crowd at a rally on Sept. 9, 2008. Apparently, Biden somehow forgot that Graham uses a wheelchair. "Chuck, stand up, let the people see you," said Biden. “Oh, God love ya...What am I talking about?"
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I think it's adorable that he says hilarious crap.
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"Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs."
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I think it's adorable that he says hilarious crap.
Yes. It's like having Tracy Morgan as our VP.
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I think it's adorable that he says hilarious crap.
Yes. It's like having Tracy Morgan as our VP.
that would be so awesome.
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"If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong."
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"When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened." –Joe Biden, apparently unaware that FDR wasn't president when the stock market crashed in 1929 and that only experimental TV sets were in use at that time
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"A successful dump!" --Joe Biden, explaining his whereabouts to the reporters outside his home, Wilmington, Del., Aug. 20, 2008
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the best part about the people you don't like becoming pres/vp are the mess-ups.
you guys are starting to see how much fun 8 years of bush was for us :D
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I think it's adorable that he says hilarious crap.
Yes. It's like having Tracy Morgan as our VP.
that would be so awesome.
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HERE COMES THE FUNCOOKER!
(would be a great underground campaign slogan btw)
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I enjoy right wing nicknames for people
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VP gaffes are the comic relief of a Presidency. Cheney never did or said anything hilarious in 8 years. Well, unless you count the time he shot that dude in the face while hunting. (It was hilarious because he survived!!)
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"This is deadly earnest, man. This is deadly earnest," Biden said. "How they can justify--how they can justify--raising taxes when the middle class has been buried the last four years... How in Lord's name..."
I guess ole joe forgot who has been pres and vp the last 4 years. :lol:
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"If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong."
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
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Check 1..2..3 ch ch check 1..2..3.. t t t test ....ready
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Check 1..2..3 ch ch check 1..2..3.. t t t test ....ready
I trust you to tell me what happens
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"But you can't erase what you've already done, they've voted to extend tax cuts for the very wealthy, giving a $500 trillion dollar tax-cut to 120,000 families."
:shakesfist:Romney/Ryan
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Biden is so BITB
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Biden is so BITB
he absolutely is. did you see the other day where he showed up at some townie campaign office with donuts for everyone wearing his complete stud avaiators and BB blazer?
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Biden is so BITB
he absolutely is. did you see the other day where he showed up at some townie campaign office with donuts for everyone wearing his complete stud avaiators and BB blazer?
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god, what an absolute stud :thumbs:
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You guys would have said Quayle was a stud if he were Dem. You'd have said G.W. Bush was a stud if he were a Dem. You aren't fooling me. I am on to you!
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If GWB was Vice Prez, he would've been an absolute stud. Quayle was just kind of dorky.
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If GWB was Vice Prez, he would've been an absolute stud. Quayle was just kind of dorky.
potatoe / potato
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:lol:
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w bush was definitely a badass.
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"There's never been a day in the last four years I've been proud to be his vice president, not one single day, not one single day."
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/biden-theres-never-been-day-last-four-years-ive-been-proud-be-his-vice-president_660130.html (http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/biden-theres-never-been-day-last-four-years-ive-been-proud-be-his-vice-president_660130.html)
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:sdeek:
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ha ha, nice bump seven.
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:lol:
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Damn an old liberal pervert. Biden looks like he is telling the girl I got some cookies you can snarf on.
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That's awkward as hell. Poor lady.
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That's awkward as hell. Poor lady.
She's like 14 or something
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNxYLgUgO1Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNxYLgUgO1Y) :buh-bye:
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Hahahhahaha crazy Joe.
#TheWesIsTheFuture
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Doin' the creepy again.
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He just wanted to see what her hair smelled like.
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probably Pantene
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That would make a good caption contest photo.
"Pull My Finger"
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
He is so fun.
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diamond joe is the king.
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