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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: nicname on August 07, 2012, 12:15:36 AM
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Fixing a minor household problem rather than calling someone else to do it.
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writing "Brett Favre Dick Picks" in the memo line of the vast majority of checks that i write
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Cooking a perfect steak.
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Waking up at 6:20 on a Saturday, thinking you gave to get up, and 5 seconds later realizing it's Saturday.
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Waking up at 6:20 on a Saturday, thinking you gave to get up, and 5 seconds later realizing it's Saturday.
Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing it's only like 2AM and you have lots more sleep to do.
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Cold beer and hot shower
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Crisp, clean sheets.
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Waking up at 6:20 on a Saturday, thinking you gave to get up, and 5 seconds later realizing it's Saturday.
Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing it's only like 2AM and you have lots more sleep to do.
waking up in the middle of the night because you need to go pee so bad and then you go to the bathroom and then you go back to bed and the bed feels like 1000% better than it did when your stupid full bladder woke you up.
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when you really want that new awesome song to play on your car radio and you change the station and whoah there it is holy crap, time to sing loud and tap out the beats on your steering wheel because life is AMAZING
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when you really want that new awesome song to play on your car radio and you change the station and whoah there it is holy crap, time to sing loud and tap out the beats on your steering wheel because life is AMAZING
I'M SINGING LOUD IN MY CAR and I don't care when someone pulls up and sees me because they can't see the other side of my face that may or may not have a bluetoothdouche headset thingy on it. LIFE!!
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Finding any one of the Big Three (wallet/phone/keys) after they've been lost for a few hours.
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Shaving when you have that weird itchy beard thing happening.
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Finding any one of the Big Three (wallet/phone/keys) after they've been lost for a few hours.
Finding a twenty in your pocket when doing laundry.
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When you go to checkout at a store fully expecting and willing to pay the labeled price of something. Then they ring it up and its way cheaper.
Also, living out of state and seeing other EMAWs
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taking off your socks when you get home
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When you go to checkout at a store fully expecting and willing to pay the labeled price of something. Then they ring it up and its way cheaper.
Also, living out of state and seeing other EMAWs
All of this, but especially the out of state EMAWs. :emawkid:
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Being very hungry at 6:15 on a Friday or Saturday and going to the restaurant that you've been craving expecting there to be a 30 minute wait, but when you get there they seat you immediately and the person that seats you immediately gets your drink order and promptly brings it to you.
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finding a good parking spot without having to look
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the first cool day at the end of summer. the first warm day at the end of winter. both make me :dance:
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taking off your socks when you get home
putting on a brand new pair of socks!
I hope to one day never have to wear the same pair of socks twice while still being a regular sock wearer
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finding a good parking spot without having to look
#plazaproblems
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When someone genuinely ask you how you're doing. Thanks for thinking of me friend.
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Changing the self-checkout machine at Dillons to spanish
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the life altering experience of owning your first really high quality belt and realizing how in the dark you had been your entire life and how great life was going to be from here on out
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taking off socks on a warm day
putting on warm socks from dryer on a cold day
looking at my yard with the sprinklers on right after it's been mowed
logging onto awardwallet
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finding a good parking spot without having to look
#plazaproblems
really?
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The first taste of a good cup of coffee or a glass of nice whiskey that warms you up inside from head to toe. Ahhhhhh...
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finding a good parking spot without having to look
#plazaproblems
really?
Dunno, when I lived there it was pretty hard to find a decent spot until I broke down and paid for a continuous parking stall in the winter. I usually parked over on 47th and Belleville or over by the Unity Temple or whatever it is called. I lived at 700 Ward.
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First kiss with someone new you're dating. :dance:
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Firing a brand new judge pistol (that is for MORE than just protection)
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Fixing a minor household problem rather than calling someone else to do it.
Fixing a major household problem rather than calling someone else to do it.
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Firing a high powered automatic weapon and hitting something other than the ceiling.
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Fixing a minor household problem rather than calling someone else to do it.
Fixing a major household problem rather than calling someone else to do it.
calling and making some dumbass fix all my household problems :jerk:
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Fixing a minor household problem rather than calling someone else to do it.
Fixing a major household problem rather than calling someone else to do it.
calling and making some dumbass fix all my household problems :jerk:
Clearly you've never stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.
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Finally buying something you've really wanted for a while but was pretty expensive and you had put off buying it.
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Fixing a minor household problem rather than calling someone else to do it.
Fixing a major household problem rather than calling someone else to do it.
calling and making some dumbass fix all my household problems :jerk:
I was 99% certain you would post that exact response eventually.
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Taking good care of my two dogs and cuddling them. They're good souls and they really deserve it.
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When I'm playing cards and a really crappy player takes a big pot off of a nitty regular.
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Putting a dip in and playing video games with your best buddies (preferrably FIFA).
ps. If anyone wants to get their ass kicked in FIFA (x-box), holler
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A no-mess, one-wipe deuce.
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A no-mess, one-wipe deuce.
This
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Firing a high powered automatic weapon and hitting something other than the ceiling.
shocking that btk gets off on shooting guns. also any guesses as to what "hitting something other than the ceiling" is code for? my guess- kittens. just disgusting.
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Firing a high powered automatic weapon and hitting something other than the ceiling.
shocking that btk gets off on shooting guns. also any guesses as to what "hitting something other than the ceiling" is code for? my guess- kittens. just disgusting.
My guess is people, but not with immediately fatal wounds, because of the T in his name obviously.
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Putting a dip in and playing video games with your best buddies (preferrably FIFA).
ps. If anyone wants to get their ass kicked in FIFA (x-box), holler
Excuse me?
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Putting a dip in
gross
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Fixing a minor household problem rather than calling someone else to do it.
Fixing a major household problem rather than calling someone else to do it.
calling and making some dumbass fix all my household problems :jerk:
This.
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When the wind is blowing the right direction, laying back in my chaise lounge at night on my back patio watching the planes come in.
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Putting a dip in and playing video games with your best buddies (preferrably FIFA).
ps. If anyone wants to get their ass kicked in FIFA (x-box), holler
Excuse me?
Don't knock it til you try it.
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Don't knock it til you try it.
Was referring to the fact that you'll kick my ass. I was the Fall 2011 Semester self declared best FIFA 12 player at K-State.
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yeah,
lieutenant stalkmarket commander chaw has no problem with dip, it's the video game soccer comment that put him over the edge.
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Hitting the green in golf from a ways out.
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Don't knock it til you try it.
Was referring to the fact that you'll kick my ass. I was the Fall 2011 Semester self declared best FIFA 12 player at K-State.
Like they always say, "that's why they play the game" . PM me gamertag, might wait til '13
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yeah, lieutenant stalkmarket commander chaw has no problem with dip, it's the video game soccer comment that put him over the edge.
:dubious: Thanks for clearing that up, General Dickweed.
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I'm gonna have a hell of a time bringing BTC to the podium by his 200 nicknames Michael Buffer style at the fattyfestfest roast.
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when you've been wearing work clothes all day and the moment you get home you change into sweats.
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Fixing someones computer by simply walking in to the room and whatever it is they said was happening is no longer happening
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New hair cut that is just how it is supposed to be.
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the perfect pump
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Walking into a room and knowing you can kick every persons ass in there.
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I'm gonna have a hell of a time bringing BTC to the podium by his 200 nicknames Michael Buffer style at the fattyfestfest roast.
Is it really a little thing if you've spent almost a full year dedicating your BBSing to 200 usernames for me? Seems a bit obsessive.
Hope Auntie Mae's expands that basement to a full 300 yards so you can still be a part of it when I show up.
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I'm gonna have a hell of a time bringing BTC to the podium by his 200 nicknames Michael Buffer style at the fattyfestfest roast.
Is it really a little thing if you've spent almost a full year dedicating your BBSing to 200 usernames for me? Seems a bit obsessive.
Hope Auntie Mae's expands that basement to a full 300 yards so you can still be a part of it when I show up.
No, not a little thing that I'm submitting for this thread. Just a thought I had after reading the posts directly above. I'll make sure I quote from now on so you can follow along.
The roast isn't at Mae's.
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trim is being threatened by "nunya" :D
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When the wind is blowing the right direction, laying back in my chaise lounge at night on my back patio watching the planes come in.
Oh man...waking up at the in-laws and watching the K-State skydiving club practice while I nurse a hangover.
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Having exact change.
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Saving all your change in a change jar, and thinking about what you'll use the money on when its full.
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Leftovers.
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hitting every green light on the way home..
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Cat bball or fball on TV on an evening when I have nothing better to do than set down with some cold beers and enjoy the euphoria that is KSU.
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MODS merge with white midwesterners thread and change BTK's name to captain chaw TIA
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The memories of a farm house brought about by the smell of a deck of cards stored inside a small, engraved wooden box.
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when you've been wearing work clothes all day and the moment you get home you change into sweats.
shorts/no shirt
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A gif of the worst dive in Olympics history. (Schadenfreude is a German word, after all.)
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What the Feck!
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What the Feck!
A perfection of means, and confusion of aims, seems to be our main problem.
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MODS merge with white midwesterners thread and change BTK's name to captain chaw TIA
A crippling addiction to chaw gets him promoted back to Captain?
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taking off your socks when you get home
putting on a brand new pair of socks!
I hope to one day never have to wear the same pair of socks twice while still being a regular sock wearer
we share the same dream. new socks are the best new clothes in the world, and they never feel that way again.
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Taking good care of my two dogs and cuddling them. They're good souls and they really deserve it.
:thumbs: my dog is the most naturally happy being i've ever encountered.
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Taking good care of my two dogs and cuddling them. They're good souls and they really deserve it.
:thumbs: my dog is the most naturally happy being i've ever encountered.
Adding to this, I get a good amount of joy from feeding mrs.hamburglar's baby turtle.
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When you walk through the door after a long day and your dog is waiting to greet you, wagging its tail with a purpose.
^ This is even better after a long trip.
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Taking good care of my two dogs and cuddling them. They're good souls and they really deserve it.
:thumbs: my dog is the most naturally happy being i've ever encountered.
Adding to this, I get a good amount of joy from feeding mrs.hamburglar's baby turtle.
:sdeek:
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I like to chill my glasses of milk. Very refreshing.
Also, walking into air-conditioned home after being out in the heat.
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Taking good care of my two dogs and cuddling them. They're good souls and they really deserve it.
:thumbs: my dog is the most naturally happy being i've ever encountered.
Adding to this, I get a good amount of joy from feeding mrs.hamburglar's baby turtle.
what in the world the hamburglar
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Taking good care of my two dogs and cuddling them. They're good souls and they really deserve it.
:thumbs: my dog is the most naturally happy being i've ever encountered.
Adding to this, I get a good amount of joy from feeding mrs.hamburglar's baby turtle.
what in the world the hamburglar
mrs.hamburglar has a 3-month old baby red-eared slider in a 20 gallon tank. When we feed it we put it in a tupperware dish because it can be a messy eater. When it's time to feed it you just put your palm out in it's water and it immediately swimmers over, sits in your palm, and looks up at you as it waits for you to move it to it's feeding tank. It's a little thing that makes me feel good and brings me joy.
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Taking good care of my two dogs and cuddling them. They're good souls and they really deserve it.
:thumbs: my dog is the most naturally happy being i've ever encountered.
Adding to this, I get a good amount of joy from feeding mrs.hamburglar's baby turtle.
what in the world the hamburglar
mrs.hamburglar has a 3-month old baby red-eared slider
:horrorsurprise:
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live webcam turtle plz
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Taking good care of my two dogs and cuddling them. They're good souls and they really deserve it.
:thumbs: my dog is the most naturally happy being i've ever encountered.
Adding to this, I get a good amount of joy from feeding mrs.hamburglar's baby turtle.
what in the world the hamburglar
mrs.hamburglar has a 3-month old baby red-eared slider in a 20 gallon tank. When we feed it we put it in a tupperware dish because it can be a messy eater. When it's time to feed it you just put your palm out in it's water and it immediately swimmers over, sits in your palm, and looks up at you as it waits for you to move it to it's feeding tank. It's a little thing that makes me feel good and brings me joy.
Actually, that sounds pretty cool. I'm really glad you explained it because at first it was weird and hell.
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A new captain chaw nickname.
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when you've been wearing work clothes all day and the moment you get home you change into sweats.
shorts/no shirt
undies + barefoot
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driving on I70 just before exit 313 gazing at the flint hills, feeling true happiness.
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driving on I70 just before exit 313 gazing at the flint hills, feeling true happiness.
Oh yeah, great one.
The only summer i went home in college, whenever I'd drive back to MHK, i'd roll down the windows when I passed the scenic outlook and give my heartiest howl.
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When you walk through the door after a long day and your dog is waiting to greet you, wagging its tail with a purpose.
^ This is even better after a long trip.
:sdeek: well I imagine it was pretty hungry!
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Taking good care of my two dogs and cuddling them. They're good souls and they really deserve it.
:thumbs: my dog is the most naturally happy being i've ever encountered.
Adding to this, I get a good amount of joy from feeding mrs.hamburglar's baby turtle.
what in the world the hamburglar
mrs.hamburglar has a 3-month old baby red-eared slider in a 20 gallon tank. When we feed it we put it in a tupperware dish because it can be a messy eater. When it's time to feed it you just put your palm out in it's water and it immediately swimmers over, sits in your palm, and looks up at you as it waits for you to move it to it's feeding tank. It's a little thing that makes me feel good and brings me joy.
Those things are loaded with salmonella. fwiw
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driving on I70 just before exit 313 gazing at the flint hills, feeling true happiness.
Oh man. This.
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driving on I70 just before exit 313 gazing at the flint hills, feeling true happiness.
Oh yeah, great one.
The only summer i went home in college, whenever I'd drive back to MHK, i'd roll down the windows when I passed the scenic outlook and give my heartiest howl.
it was just the best dlew :cry:
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When you walk through the door after a long day and your dog is waiting to greet you, wagging its tail with a purpose.
^ This is even better after a long trip.
:sdeek: well I imagine it was pretty hungry!
Oh, you're silly. I always arrange for someone to look after my dog if I'm going to be away for more than just a couple of hours.
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A cigarette after a few brewskies.
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A cigarette after a few brewskies.
Hand Rolled!
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driving on I70 just before exit 313 gazing at the flint hills, feeling true happiness.
:thumbs:
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a new video by _33
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Is there a better simple pleasure for an expat emaw than getting off work and checking out a freshly woken goEMAW full of morning vigor?
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Is there a better simple pleasure for an expat emaw than getting off work and checking out a freshly woken goEMAW full of morning vigor?
I prefer falling asleep early after a big game (win or lose) and then checking the drunken mayhem I missed the next morning... but both are v nice.
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Is there a better simple pleasure for an expat emaw than getting off work and checking out a freshly woken goEMAW full of morning vigor?
I prefer falling asleep early after a big game (win or lose) and then checking the drunken mayhem I missed the next morning... but both are v nice.
basketball meltdowns are especially delightful, especially if zacker is involved.
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Is there a better simple pleasure for an expat emaw than getting off work and checking out a freshly woken goEMAW full of morning vigor?
I prefer falling asleep early after a big game (win or lose) and then checking the drunken mayhem I missed the next morning... but both are v nice.
basketball meltdowns are especially delightful, especially if zacker is involved.
Can you imagine this season?! Can you?!
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Flying a kite. I took my girls to the park and got it like 200 feet in the air. I’m going to put it on a fishing reel for next time and see how high I can get it.
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Sitting of my back porch watching an AA plane come in to land every 2 minutes. I think AA is moving a bunch of planes to the Tulsa service center. I live 6 miles north and 1/2 mile east of the N/S runway with a west facing back porch, so I have a perfect view and am the prefect distance from the planes on approach.
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That sounds wonderful.
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That sounds wonderful.
We have a covered patio. At the edge we have 2 pod swings for my daughters. I’m sitting on an outdoor couch with my feet up watching my daughters in their pod swings banging into each other giggling, the planes coming in behind them & the sun setting behind the planes. It’s actually perfect.
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That sounds wonderful.
We have a covered patio. At the edge we have 2 pod swings for my daughters. I’m sitting on an outdoor couch with my feet up watching my daughters in their pod swings banging into each other giggling, the planes coming in behind them & the sun setting behind the planes. It’s actually perfect.
That sounds absolutely delightful
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Fixing a minor household problem rather than calling someone else to do it.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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That sounds wonderful.
We have a covered patio. At the edge we have 2 pod swings for my daughters. I’m sitting on an outdoor couch with my feet up watching my daughters in their pod swings banging into each other giggling, the planes coming in behind them & the sun setting behind the planes. It’s actually perfect.
That sounds absolutely delightful
Yeah, great job Hamburglar. We all need some more rough ridin' gratitude in our lives. I certainly need more.
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Spending a ton more time with my wife, son, and his friend. :)
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Being able to listen to thunderstorms
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ice cold vodka and key lime lacroix
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Being able to listen to thunderstorms
Sitting a few feet inside an open garage door in a metal building during a rainstorm.
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Being able to listen to thunderstorms
Sitting a few feet inside an open garage door in a metal building during a rainstorm.
i enjoy this
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Being able to listen to thunderstorms
Sitting a few feet inside an open garage door in a metal building during a rainstorm.
Laying in bed in an old farm house with the window open listiening to a soaking rain.
Tom
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Fixing a minor household problem rather than calling someone else to do it.
Fixing a major household problem rather than calling someone else to do it.
calling and making some dumbass fix all my household problems :jerk:
yup.
Fixing a minor household problem rather than calling someone else to do it.
Fixing a major household problem rather than calling someone else to do it.
calling and making some dumbass fix all my household problems :jerk:
I was 99% certain you would post that exact response eventually.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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It's sad the dog don't have front legs, but the drawled on arms are funny.
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Spracne, what gives? It's funny but damn what is going on? :confused:
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Spracne, what gives? It's funny but damn what is going on? :confused:
Just trying to share some funny .gifs to keep morale up, Pappy.
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