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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball => Topic started by: SkinnyBenny on March 03, 2010, 11:03:50 AM
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down here in Louisiana today. I'm rockin' the purple at work. There's EMAW oozing out of my every orifice. My students (high school juniors) are apathetic about all matters K-State (thanks, Big XII TV deal), of course disregarding the message I've scrawled on the board about tuning in to ESPN360.com tonight. ( :curse: )
Here are a few questions from the test, which is over the Ernest Gaines novel A Lesson Before Dying.
4. As a child, Grant was raised primarily by ______________________, while Jefferson was raised primarily by ________________________.
A) Miss Emma; Tante Lou B) Reverend Ambrose; Frank Martin C) Jefferson; Grant D) Tante Lou; Miss Emma E) Jacob Pullen; Reverend Ambrose F) Irene Cole; Vivian G) Jacob Pullen; "Papa" Denis Clemente H) None of the above
5. The location where Grant and Jefferson spent so many days of their upbringing was _____________________________________________.
A) Reverend Ambrose’s Church B) Henri Pichot’s Plantation C) The Octagon of Doom
D) The White Rabbit Lounge E) None of the above F) All of the above
6. Jefferson’s defense attorney was quoted in the courtroom as saying, “What justice would there be to take this life? Justice, gentlemen? Why, I would just as soon put _________________________ in the electric chair as this.”
A) A hog B) Baby Jay C) A horse D) None of the above E) All of the above F) A&B G) A&C
10. In the last chapter, _________________________________ brings Grant __________________________________________.
A) Jefferson; Pecans, Peanuts, and a Jam Phone B) Sheriff Guidry; Jefferson’s radio
C) Paul; Jefferson’s radio D) Paul; Jefferson’s journal E) Reverend Ambrose; a Bible F) Miss Emma; Vanilla Ice Cream and a “big ol’ pot spoon” G) Tante Lou; Jefferson’s journal H) Mr. Emaw; A Power Towel I) Jim Wooldridge; a neckbrace
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That is awesome. Love the subliminal emaw messages. You're still going to give them credit if they choose an emaw answer, right?
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Definitely giving them credit, especially if they draw me a coach in a neckbrace putting it to KU in Allen Fieldhouse.
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I lol'd at Jim wolly, a neckbrace. :thumbsup:
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I lol'd at Jim wolly, a neckbrace. :thumbsup:
Ya, that was top-shelf.
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DAMN YOU for the "None of the above" cop out... DAMN YOU I Say!
The rest of it was pretty good though :cheers:
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DAMN YOU for the "None of the above" cop out... DAMN YOU I Say!
The rest of it was pretty good though :cheers:
Cop-out? :dunno:
Wanted to include something about Sherron and double-cheeseburgers, but didn't have enough space on the page, really.
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I thought Bill Walker brought Grant a box of popcorn
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I originally had it as Bill Walker bringing Grant a dirty towel, but then I remembered that B-Dubz is a super elite superstar for the New York Knicks now, and as such, some of my students might know him enough to Google it. Not the case with the current head coach at UC-Riverside. Much safer choice.
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I thought Rev. Ambrose gave (not brought) Grant a Rusty Trombone.
Can't believe you'd miss that. :facepalm:
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Anybody else read the book? Can anybody else verify that Reverend Ambrose gave Grant a Rusty Trombone? :dunno: It's the end of the day, I'm tired and in a teacher haze. Anybody know? tia.
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A teacher? :rolleyes: Get a real job.
Anywho, what happens if someone marks an emaw answer? Do you count it as incorrect or give extra credit? Do you have a key for this exam or a rubric?
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Pretty sure I can expect the 'missing the finals test' dream now within the next two weeks. Thanks jackoff! :flush: (ftp://:flush:)
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Sweet! I'm a middle school teacher in Colorado...might have to steal your idea for my Of Mice and Men test.
"_____________ shoots ________________ in the head."
a) Pullen, Collins b) Collins, his baby c) Tyshawn Taylor, Todd Reesing d) George, Lennie e) all of the above