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Title: How Terrible!!
Post by: bakerman on January 28, 2011, 02:32:40 PM
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/Dallas-faces-stripper-shortage-before-Super-Bowl-XLV-012711
Title: Re: How Terrible!!
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 28, 2011, 02:43:10 PM
NFL fans :lol:
Title: Re: How Terrible!!
Post by: steve dave on January 28, 2011, 07:41:22 PM
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on January 28, 2011, 02:43:10 PM
NFL fans :lol:
Title: Re: How Terrible!!
Post by: Paul Moscow on January 28, 2011, 10:06:11 PM
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on January 28, 2011, 02:43:10 PM
NFL fans :lol:

Hi. I'm a 31 year old appraiser. I spend a ton of money every year getting black out drunk at the local sports bar chain. I finish my food early and sit there for 3 hours craning my neck at one of the 30 flat screens in the bar. I like this bar because there is almost no angle as to which I can not be watching football. My time not staring at the television is spent drinking bud light draws, urinating, and occasionally hitting on the 27 year old washed up waitress. I'm overweight. I'm an bad person. Since my game is the early game I will probably be drunk at this bar for close to 10 hours.
Title: Re: How Terrible!!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 30, 2011, 02:40:29 PM
Quote from: Paul Moscow on January 28, 2011, 10:06:11 PM
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on January 28, 2011, 02:43:10 PM
NFL fans :lol:

Hi. I'm a 31 year old appraiser. I spend a ton of money every year getting black out drunk at the local sports bar chain. I finish my food early and sit there for 3 hours craning my neck at one of the 30 flat screens in the bar. I like this bar because there is almost no angle as to which I can not be watching football. My time not staring at the television is spent drinking bud light draws, urinating, and occasionally hitting on the 27 year old washed up waitress. I'm overweight. I'm an bad person. Since my game is the early game I will probably be drunk at this bar for close to 10 hours.

I drive a 2002 Ford F-150 and I've had 2 DUIs.
Title: Re: How Terrible!!
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 31, 2011, 08:52:33 AM
The best part of the article for me was that the clubs were trying to attract strippers who were just coming to town for the big game week. You just know that some NFL fans are going to be signing up their wives to pay for their super bowl tickets.

Quote from: Steelers Fan
My wife is jiggling her fun bags on top of some creeper's face right now, and possibly turning tricks out in an alley, but she's paying for my tickets and the gas to get the Steeler Wagon all the way to Dallas. It will all be worth it as long as my life hero, Ben Rothelsburg, throws a game-winning pass.
Title: Re: How Terrible!!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 31, 2011, 09:16:16 AM
I wonder if they have this same problem at the Puppy Bowl?
Title: Re: How Terrible!!
Post by: pike on January 31, 2011, 08:19:00 PM
Quote from: Limestone on January 31, 2011, 09:16:16 AM
I wonder if they have this same problem at the Puppy Bowl?

lol