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Title: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
Post by: wetwillie on January 05, 2011, 12:24:57 PM
http://msn.foxsports.com/collegefootball/story/bo-pelini-nebraska-cornhuskers-holiday-bowl-broken-promise-to-naval-officer-010511 (http://msn.foxsports.com/collegefootball/story/bo-pelini-nebraska-cornhuskers-holiday-bowl-broken-promise-to-naval-officer-010511)


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Pelini matched Sarkisian's field pass and jersey, then announced he would allow a chosen sailor to call one play during the Holiday Bowl. The luncheon attendees went wild with hoots and applause; someone was going to live out a dream.


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Unfortunately for Ryan, he never got the opportunity. Nor, as it turns out, did Pelini ever intend to honor his commitment.

"It was a joke, ma'am," the sour head coach barked at me in his Holiday Bowl postgame news conference.



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That was news to Ryan, who told me this week that no one told him he had been punked by Pelini. In fact, Ryan said numerous Nebraska assistant coaches and some of the players had talked with him after the luncheon. "A lot of players, maybe 15, asked me what play I would call," Ryan said.

I asked Ryan what his reaction would be if he had found out Pelini had no intention of letting him call a play?

"I would understand," Ryan reasoned. "It's a bowl game. It's not just a regular game."

When I informed Ryan that Pelini told me the whole thing was a joke, his face fell.

He sat in front of me, looking a bit stunned. He displayed no anger, just sat there, staring into space.

Finally, he spoke: "I would've thought something else if I had asked him about it (calling a play).”

Ryan looked upward, searching for words, when his trained discipline kicked in. "I would rather not think about that," he said firmly.

It was a gut-wrenching moment to witness. Ryan had been let down by the head coach of his favorite team. In front of his peers. But Ryan kept his emotions in check. He was not going to dishonor Pelini.

Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: WillieWatanabe on January 05, 2011, 12:27:52 PM
jfc, What an bad person.
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: Pete on January 05, 2011, 12:30:20 PM
Garbage human being.  Just awful.
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: ednksu on January 05, 2011, 12:31:13 PM
rough ridin' wow
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: chunkles on January 05, 2011, 12:31:50 PM
wow, dude just keeps getting more interesting and shitty.
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: doom on January 05, 2011, 12:34:41 PM
All he has to do is open the playbook, close his eyes and point to one (they all say option read anyway) since that is what Watson does.  Can't believe Pelini hates our armed forces.  Guess he'll fit into the big10 pretty well. 
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 05, 2011, 12:35:42 PM
are the rumors of him going to the childrens cancer hospital and promising one of the kids a successful treatment only to them laugh in his face and dump water on him true also? i used to think they were completely made up by some rival fan.
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: ednksu on January 05, 2011, 12:38:16 PM
also
Quote from: navy douche
"If we were still in the Big 12, (I'd want to see) Texas at Nebraska," Ryan said with a smirk. "Texas at Nebraska . . . so maybe we can get some fair calls."
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: CNS on January 05, 2011, 12:47:50 PM
also
Quote from: navy douche
"If we were still in the Big 12, (I'd want to see) Texas at Nebraska," Ryan said with a smirk. "Texas at Nebraska . . . so maybe we can get some fair calls."

This dumbass obviously deserved what he got.
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: bakerman on January 05, 2011, 12:48:24 PM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: steve dave on January 05, 2011, 12:57:06 PM
eff you military douchebag and eff you bad person coach!  DOUBLE WIN!
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: Trim on January 05, 2011, 12:57:33 PM
That story would be a lot better if there was someone, anyone, to root for.
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: OK_Cat on January 05, 2011, 01:06:35 PM
Yeah, I'm seeing win-win here.  Military douchebag looks like a wimpy loser, and douchebag coach looks like a douchebag. 
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: EllToPay on January 05, 2011, 01:09:28 PM
incredible. great story.
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: EllToPay on January 05, 2011, 01:11:59 PM
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Instead of focusing on a play he might call, Ryan studied "Washington's defense, looking for a weakness."

pffffftttt.....  :lol:
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: steve dave on January 05, 2011, 01:12:26 PM
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Instead of focusing on a play he might call, Ryan studied "Washington's defense, looking for a weakness."

pffffftttt.....  :lol:

 :lol:
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: MadCat on January 05, 2011, 01:19:16 PM
This would make a good made-for-tv movie.
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on January 05, 2011, 01:23:25 PM
Maybe we could get the Ryan guy to come call all the plays for our defense.
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: Brock Landers on January 05, 2011, 01:51:27 PM
Pelini obviously has looks, now he has personality to go along with it.
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: KSUTOMMY on January 05, 2011, 01:57:54 PM
All he has to do is open the playbook, close his eyes and point to one (they all say option read anyway) since that is what Watson does.  Can't believe Pelini hates our armed forces.  Guess he'll fit into the big10 pretty well. 

Pelini would fit in on this board VERY well.
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: Jeffy on January 05, 2011, 02:27:30 PM
Pelini.  Pelosi.

What's the difference?
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: 0.42 on January 05, 2011, 02:28:11 PM
Pelini.  Pelosi.

What's the difference?

Yeah you can GTFO with those kinds of posts
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: theKSU on January 05, 2011, 02:41:08 PM
Great event for the World's Greatest Fans. 
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: Huskerpride on January 05, 2011, 05:05:14 PM
eff you military douchebag and eff you bad person coach!  DOUBLE WIN!
Military douchebag? Why? so twinkle toed little shits like you can sit at home and talk tough on the internet? Stevie, got a challenge for ya. I'd like to see you call any guy from Ft. Riley a douchebag to his face. crocksuckers like you deserved to be ass raped for talking cac. But then again you'd probably enjoy that.
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: MadCat on January 05, 2011, 05:09:34 PM
eff you military douchebag and eff you bad person coach!  DOUBLE WIN!
Military douchebag? Why? so twinkle toed little shits like you can sit at home and talk tough on the internet? Stevie, got a challenge for ya. I'd like to see you call any guy from Ft. Riley a douchebag to his face. crocksuckers like you deserved to be ass raped for talking cac. But then again you'd probably enjoy that.

Used to toss off-duty MPs out of the bar for peeing in the trash.  They acted like they were entitled to be there. :dunno: 
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: WillieWatanabe on January 05, 2011, 05:19:01 PM
eff you military douchebag and eff you bad person coach!  DOUBLE WIN!
Military douchebag? Why? so twinkle toed little shits like you can sit at home and talk tough on the internet? Stevie, got a challenge for ya. I'd like to see you call any guy from Ft. Riley a douchebag to his face. crocksuckers like you deserved to be ass raped for talking cac. But then again you'd probably enjoy that.

pretty sure he wouldn't have to talk crap to get raped by Ft. Riley dudes.
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: EMAWzified on January 05, 2011, 05:20:27 PM
And people compare his POS to Frank?
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: steve dave on January 05, 2011, 06:00:44 PM
eff you military douchebag and eff you bad person coach!  DOUBLE WIN!
Military douchebag? Why? so twinkle toed little shits like you can sit at home and talk tough on the internet? Stevie, got a challenge for ya. I'd like to see you call any guy from Ft. Riley a douchebag to his face. crocksuckers like you deserved to be ass raped for talking cac. But then again you'd probably enjoy that.

Hey, Huskerpride...:sniff::sniff:...you stink
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: 0.42 on January 05, 2011, 06:07:21 PM
The eff is a bad-smelling homeless Nebraskan still doing here?
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: Benja on January 05, 2011, 06:31:47 PM
eff you military douchebag and eff you bad person coach!  DOUBLE WIN!
Military douchebag? Why? so twinkle toed little shits like you can sit at home and talk tough on the internet? Stevie, got a challenge for ya. I'd like to see you call any guy from Ft. Riley a douchebag to his face. crocksuckers like you deserved to be ass raped for talking cac. But then again you'd probably enjoy that.

Lol. You seem very insecure and probably poorly educated. Look, people are people. It just happens that more people in the military seem to act like doucebags. I've got some friends in the military that are great guys, but even they admit that most of the kids they work with are redneck dumbshits. Also, you smell bad.
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: Huskerpride on January 05, 2011, 06:42:34 PM
eff you military douchebag and eff you bad person coach!  DOUBLE WIN!
Military douchebag? Why? so twinkle toed little cacs like you can sit at home and talk tough on the internet? Stevie, got a challenge for ya. I'd like to see you call any guy from Ft. Riley a douchebag to his face. crocksuckers like you deserved to be ass raped for talking cac. But then again you'd probably enjoy that.

Lol. You seem very insecure and probably poorly educated. Look, people are people. It just happens that more people in the military seem to act like doucebags. I've got some friends in the military that are great guys, but even they admit that most of the kids they work with are redneck dumbcacs. Also, you smell bad.

You need to pull your nose out of my ass. Look, you seem very small minded with narrow views but you're right, people are people. There's just as many douchebags at a K-State game as there is at Ft. Riley. Just depends on what side of the street you're standing on doesn't it?
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: 0.42 on January 05, 2011, 06:43:51 PM
Good to know that Huskerpride would be one of the soldiers mowing down innocent EMAWs if our country ever went under martial law. Glad to have you protecting us, bro!
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: Huskerpride on January 05, 2011, 06:45:10 PM
Good to know that Huskerpride would be one of the soldiers mowing down innocent EMAWs if our country ever went under martial law. Glad to have you protecting us, bro!
There are no EMAW innocents. Just so ya know.
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: 0.42 on January 05, 2011, 06:46:16 PM
I regret that I have but one life to give for non-shitty BBS'ing
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
Post by: Huskerpride on January 05, 2011, 06:47:44 PM
I regret that I have but one life to give for non-cacty BBS'ing
It seems you gave up that life under your last handle.
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
Post by: 0.42 on January 05, 2011, 06:49:31 PM
I regret that I have but one life to give for non-cacty BBS'ing
It seems you gave up that life under your last handle.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fassets.sbnation.com%2Fassets%2F510045%2Fbaseballaybar.gif&hash=8f91a72c35be34031f68b3b5c491533a7e1eb45e)

edit: Amazing new thread title. Spread the word, everyone.

Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
Post by: ChiComCat on January 05, 2011, 07:07:36 PM
If I were in the military, I would rather be called a douchebag in a general sense than personally lied to publicly :dunno:
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
Post by: steve dave on January 05, 2011, 07:10:41 PM
If you love the people in the military so much it seems like you would be taking out your anger on confirmed military hater Bo Pelini :dunno:
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
Post by: Cire on January 05, 2011, 07:21:12 PM
Sad to see white trash nebraska fans defending their POS liar of a coach.
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
Post by: sonofdaxjones on January 05, 2011, 07:23:13 PM
What else can you say about this other than . . . it's all . . . kind of . . . sad really.


Sad

Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
Post by: wetwillie on January 05, 2011, 07:29:20 PM
I'm sure Bo, Carl, and the rest of the staff are cackling about reeling in that sucker
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
Post by: Huskerpride on January 05, 2011, 08:37:10 PM
If I were in the military, I would rather be called a douchebag in a general sense than personally lied to publicly :dunno:
You're a wonderful person and if I had a daughter I would want them to marry a man like you. You are a credit to society and the human race in general. You are much more beautiful on the inside and out than other mere mortals. I consider you and Daxi as moral pillars of our society and truly monumental forward thinkers.

You may now consider yourself as being publicly lied to.
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
Post by: ednksu on January 05, 2011, 08:57:56 PM
If I were in the military, I would rather be called a douchebag in a general sense than personally lied to publicly :dunno:
You're a wonderful person and if I had a daughter I would want them to marry a man like you. You are a credit to society and the human race in general. You are much more beautiful on the inside and out than other mere mortals. I consider you and Daxi as moral pillars of our society and truly monumental forward thinkers.

You may now consider yourself as being publicly lied to.
if you let Chicat marry your daughter where does that leave your first born son?
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
Post by: ChiComCat on January 05, 2011, 09:00:46 PM
If I were in the military, I would rather be called a douchebag in a general sense than personally lied to publicly :dunno:
You're a wonderful person and if I had a daughter I would want them to marry a man like you. You are a credit to society and the human race in general. You are much more beautiful on the inside and out than other mere mortals. I consider you and Daxi as moral pillars of our society and truly monumental forward thinkers.

You may now consider yourself as being publicly lied to.

I would've rather you gone on Huskerpedia and said "all the goemawers are douchebags."  You're just proving my point really
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
Post by: Benja on January 05, 2011, 09:16:21 PM
eff you military douchebag and eff you bad person coach!  DOUBLE WIN!
Military douchebag? Why? so twinkle toed little cacs like you can sit at home and talk tough on the internet? Stevie, got a challenge for ya. I'd like to see you call any guy from Ft. Riley a douchebag to his face. crocksuckers like you deserved to be ass raped for talking cac. But then again you'd probably enjoy that.

Lol. You seem very insecure and probably poorly educated. Look, people are people. It just happens that more people in the military seem to act like doucebags. I've got some friends in the military that are great guys, but even they admit that most of the kids they work with are redneck dumbcacs. Also, you smell bad.

You need to pull your nose out of my ass. Look, you seem very small minded with narrow views but you're right, people are people. There's just as many douchebags at a K-State game as there is at Ft. Riley. Just depends on what side of the street you're standing on doesn't it?

I'm incredibly open minded. Like, I'm cool with pretty much everyone.
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
Post by: Benja on January 05, 2011, 09:22:40 PM
This one time, this guy, like, had a different opinion than me about something, and I was all "I disagree, but I can see where you are coming from and also hope this doesn't affect our friendship moving forward." And it sure didn't.
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
Post by: felix rex on January 05, 2011, 09:39:53 PM
Quote from: actual responses from Nebraska fans with elite Big 10 educations
Thats what you get when you have women writing about football or any other men's sports.....rolleyes
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
Post by: OK_Cat on January 05, 2011, 10:25:16 PM
i wonder how many young ethnic children huskerpride has raped during the years? 
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 05, 2011, 10:27:37 PM
Wow.  Husker trash isn't just a phrase, it now has a face.  Bo
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
Post by: Ira Hayes on January 05, 2011, 10:35:58 PM
Did any of you watch that game?  Every single thing the Nebraska coaches called was a joke.  Every single player was a joke.  That sailor kid fit right in with his heroes.


They were all a joke.  Every one.
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
Post by: felix rex on January 06, 2011, 06:17:23 AM
That picture at the top of the article looks like the finals from a weird-looking face contest.
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
Post by: steve dave on January 06, 2011, 08:15:55 AM
That picture at the top of the article looks like the finals from a weird-looking face contest.

Was just thinking that those faces would make an excellent _33 video of some kind
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
Post by: Cire on January 06, 2011, 08:17:52 AM
That picture at the top of the article looks like the finals from a weird-looking face contest.

Was just thinking that those faces would make an excellent _33 video of some kind

:fingerscrossed:
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
Post by: MadCat on January 06, 2011, 08:38:05 AM
Bo encourages duct tape use in childcare.  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
Post by: felix rex on January 06, 2011, 08:45:25 AM
That picture at the top of the article looks like the finals from a weird-looking face contest.

Was just thinking that those faces would make an excellent _33 video of some kind

Could also be an amusing derivative of chunkles' "stay cute" gif.
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
Post by: Jmo on January 06, 2011, 10:16:56 AM
Any way we can invite this d-bag who gets called a hero for sitting on a boat all day to post here?  :ck:
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
Post by: POWL on January 06, 2011, 11:22:29 AM
That picture at the top of the article looks like the finals from a weird-looking face contest.
that is why a coke habit is not really "functional"
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
Post by: Trim on January 06, 2011, 11:24:37 AM
Any way we can invite this d-bag who gets called a hero for sitting on a boat all day to post here?  :ck:

We could offer to let him make one mod decision on one of our bigger bbs'n days.

Just joking.
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 06, 2011, 11:41:45 AM
Any way we can invite this d-bag who gets called a hero for sitting on a boat all day to post here?  :ck:

We could offer to let him make one mod decision on one of our bigger bbs'n days.

Just joking.

Let him name the crappy politics board for a day.
Title: Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 06, 2011, 12:11:40 PM
Any way we can invite this d-bag who gets called a hero for sitting on a boat all day to post here?  :ck:

We could offer to let him make one mod decision on one of our bigger bbs'n days.

Just joking.

Let him name the crappy politics board for a day.

name the crappy politics board after him and then invite him to come post here and then PI him.