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Title: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: EMAWmeister on December 24, 2010, 03:16:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjjIy1DO0gs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL2vnxVIH_0

THOSE BASTARDS!
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: pike on December 24, 2010, 03:41:43 PM
The Illuminati lives down there!
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: ew2x4 on December 28, 2010, 02:06:11 PM
That was hilariously bad.
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: ew2x4 on December 28, 2010, 02:14:26 PM
http://conspiracyscience.com/articles/nwo/denver-international-airport/
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 28, 2010, 03:10:22 PM
:lol:

I love conspiracy theories.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9EpqBf0oCY&feature=related
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: ew2x4 on December 28, 2010, 04:43:13 PM
:lol:

I love conspiracy theories.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9EpqBf0oCY&feature=related

OMG,  :lol:
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: Trim on December 28, 2010, 11:19:13 PM
Will be going through DIA at some point in the next few days.  Weirdos, give me investigation instructions in case my layover is longer than I think.
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: DQ12 on December 28, 2010, 11:24:18 PM
I too will be in DIA soon, I believe the 5th.  I have a layover of 3 hours.  I've given this a cursory amount of research and understand that there's some creepy paintings and a myterious lock of some kind.  What am I missing here?
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: Trim on December 28, 2010, 11:32:34 PM
I too will be in DIA soon, I believe the 5th.  I have a layover of 3 hours.  I've given this a cursory amount of research and understand that there's some creepy paintings and a myterious lock of some kind.  What am I missing here?

You may have better luck than me.  Besides having a longer layover, you've got more time to grow out your Jesse Ventura ponytail by then.
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: DQ12 on December 28, 2010, 11:55:13 PM
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I'll work on the ponytail.  I also plan on asking lower level DIA employees complicated questions and upon hearing their responses (which will almost certainly consist of "I don't know") I'll get really angry and shout "WE DESERVE ANSWERS" at them.
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: Panjandrum on December 29, 2010, 12:15:35 AM
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I'll work on the ponytail.  I also plan on asking lower level DIA employees complicated questions and upon hearing their responses (which will almost certainly consist of "I don't know") I'll get really angry and shout "WE DESERVE ANSWERS" at them.

We're going to need video.  With bad, creepy music.
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: Trim on December 29, 2010, 12:20:24 AM
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I'll work on the ponytail.  I also plan on asking lower level DIA employees complicated questions and upon hearing their responses (which will almost certainly consist of "I don't know") I'll get really angry and shout "WE DESERVE ANSWERS" at them.

Good plan.  I think any layover I have will be under an hour, but I'll try to do some scouting.

I like the double-meaning of "lower level".  Is he referring to $8/hour janitors or to the REAL lower level where the secret base is?  :runaway:
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: EMAWmeister on December 29, 2010, 01:33:58 AM
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I'll work on the ponytail.  I also plan on asking lower level DIA employees complicated questions and upon hearing their responses (which will almost certainly consist of "I don't know") I'll get really angry and shout "WE DESERVE ANSWERS" at them.

This is a fantastic plan.
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: dmartin on December 29, 2010, 10:05:59 AM
I too will be in DIA soon, I believe the 5th.  I have a layover of 3 hours.  I've given this a cursory amount of research and understand that there's some creepy paintings and a myterious lock of some kind.  What am I missing here?

Last time I went to DIA I had a 3+ hour layover and decided to go searching.  The creepy paintings (and they are creepy) are in the main entrance terminal, and you actually have to leave the secured area to see them.  I didn't realize this until I was already outside. Luckily there was not much of a line to get back into the secured area.
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 29, 2010, 10:37:14 AM
Listen, I am not going to comment on the rumors that goEMAW may have purchased a large spread (with walk in humidor) just down the highway from DIA so stop pm'ing me.

TIA
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: Brock Landers on December 29, 2010, 11:04:41 AM
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I'll work on the ponytail.  I also plan on asking lower level DIA employees complicated questions and upon hearing their responses (which will almost certainly consist of "I don't know") I'll get really angry and shout "WE DESERVE ANSWERS" at them.

Good plan.  I think any layover I have will be under an hour, but I'll try to do some scouting.

I like the double-meaning of "lower level".  Is he referring to $8/hour janitors or to the REAL lower level where the secret base is?  :runaway:


Janitors have the keys to everything, including the secret base.  Plus they still have to clean the secret base.  So Dlew you should try to buddy up with a janitor during your layover and see how much info you can get out of them.  Buy them beer and sandwiches and stuff.
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 29, 2010, 11:11:00 AM
Listen assholes, if I were a member of the EMAWnati would I even tell you?  Stop asking!
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: EMAWmeister on December 29, 2010, 11:51:42 AM
Listen assholes, if I were a member of the EMAWnati would I even tell you?  Stop asking!

EMAWnati.  EMAWNATI! I think I just drew wood.  Can the EMAWnati kill Chris Cosh?
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: Trim on December 29, 2010, 02:37:51 PM
Listen assholes, if I were a member of the EMAWnati would I even tell you?  Stop asking!

EMAWnati.  EMAWNATI! I think I just drew wood.  Can the EMAWnati kill Chris Cosh?

IllumEMAWti gets EMAW into more of the actual word.
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: dmartin on December 29, 2010, 02:57:36 PM
Listen assholes, if I were a member of the EMAWnati would I even tell you?  Stop asking!

EMAWnati.  EMAWNATI! I think I just drew wood.  Can the EMAWnati kill Chris Cosh?

IllumEMAWti gets EMAW into more of the actual word.

can I toss IllEMAWnati on the suggestion pile?
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 29, 2010, 04:36:34 PM
Listen assholes, if I were a member of the EMAWnati would I even tell you?  Stop asking!

EMAWnati.  EMAWNATI! I think I just drew wood.  Can the EMAWnati kill Chris Cosh?

IllumEMAWti gets EMAW into more of the actual word.

Throwing these rubes off the scent, I like it. 
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: EMAWmeister on December 30, 2010, 12:47:06 AM
Listen assholes, if I were a member of the EMAWnati would I even tell you?  Stop asking!

EMAWnati.  EMAWNATI! I think I just drew wood.  Can the EMAWnati kill Chris Cosh?

IllumEMAWti gets EMAW into more of the actual word.

can I toss IllEMAWnati on the suggestion pile?


This is the best yet.
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: DQ12 on January 05, 2011, 08:41:59 AM
Bad news folks, apparently the layover isn't as long as I thought/hoped for...not even getting off the aircraft.  But the frontier seats are much improved after the midwest absorption.
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: Trim on January 05, 2011, 09:00:20 AM
Bad news folks, apparently the layover isn't as long as I thought/hoped for...not even getting off the aircraft.  But the frontier seats are much improved after the midwest absorption.

All part of their plan.  :runaway:
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: DQ12 on January 05, 2011, 09:09:49 AM
Bad news folks, apparently the layover isn't as long as I thought/hoped for...not even getting off the aircraft.  But the frontier seats are much improved after the midwest absorption.

All part of their plan.  :runaway:
Exactly what I was thinking.  The powers that be must have caught wind of this thread.
:surprised:
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: Bookcat on May 15, 2011, 09:54:48 PM
This guy was Governor of a freakin' state. Think about that.
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 07, 2011, 12:03:33 PM
have a 3 hr layover there in a couple weeks. Will see what i can find out.
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 07, 2011, 12:17:22 PM
 :runaway:


Waiting for fatty to weigh in, though...

 :users:
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: pike on July 07, 2011, 01:57:11 PM
I mean, you have to admit, the place is full of WTF

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fextraordinaryintelligence.com%2Ffiles%2F2009%2F07%2F1decd910.jpg&hash=b7e6ef8dedab5b567883aa7fbbbf42feb2ebf874)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fextraordinaryintelligence.com%2Ffiles%2F2009%2F07%2Fdenver_airport_children_dead_murals.jpg&hash=4c0a3b1adbea161121ef00af7ea5c2c7ec47261c)

Just what I want to see before i bored (board?) a plane, murals of storm trooper dudes with gas masks, swords, and assualt rifles along with dead children.
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: I_have_purplewood on July 07, 2011, 02:38:19 PM
Listen, I am not going to comment on the rumors that goEMAW may have purchased a large spread (with walk in humidor) just down the highway from DIA so stop pm'ing me.

TIA

Does this have anything to do with donating to Trim's philanthropy?  :ohno: :ohno: (ftp://:ohno: :ohno:)  Jfc, is it too late to donate?   :runaway: :runaway: (ftp://:runaway: :runaway:)

IS IT TOO LATE TO DONATE???
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Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: Trim on July 07, 2011, 06:02:19 PM
Listen, I am not going to comment on the rumors that goEMAW may have purchased a large spread (with walk in humidor) just down the highway from DIA so stop pm'ing me.

TIA

Does this have anything to do with donating to Trim's philanthropy?  :ohno: :ohno: (ftp://:ohno: :ohno:)  Jfc, is it too late to donate?   :runaway: :runaway: (ftp://:runaway: :runaway:)

IS IT TOO LATE TO DONATE???
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ABSOLUTELY NOT!  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: Stupid Fitz on July 07, 2011, 06:15:13 PM
This is also one of the worst airport ever. 
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: The1BigWillie on July 07, 2011, 06:41:08 PM
This is also one of the worst airport ever. 

SQUAWK!!
Title: Re: Re: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: 8manpick on January 12, 2012, 12:49:27 PM
Here now, what should I do to stop these monsters?
Title: Re: Denver Airport Conspiracy
Post by: Rams on January 12, 2012, 12:59:39 PM
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/403623/december-05-2011/mysteries-of-the-ancient-unknown---2012-end-of-times?xrs=share_copy (http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/403623/december-05-2011/mysteries-of-the-ancient-unknown---2012-end-of-times?xrs=share_copy)

 :runaway: