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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Panjandrum on December 23, 2010, 10:18:57 AM
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I'm here at Great Clips, in a packed waiting area, and this dude walks up to the counter, while facing all of us, realizes his fly is down, and he zips in front of us.
In this situation, my gut feeling is that you own it, pay your bill, and readjust in the parking lot. He went with full frontal zip. Kind of confused if he made the right call.
Also relevant to point out this occurred in Missouri. That may change the response.
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seems like it's more embarrassing if you zip up in front of people.
not sure about in missouri, though. might be acceptable.
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depends. do i care more about a bunch of rubes sitting in great clips watching me zip my fly, or the chicks waiting outside to check my fresh/tight Caesar cut? i'll zip it in front of the great clips rubes.
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I'll zip in front of everyone. wgaf. :dunno:
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Probably more embarrassing if you let people on a message board know that you were staring at some dude's crotch.
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I'll stare at some dude's crotch. wgaf. :dunno:
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Probably more embarrassing if you let people on a message board know that you were staring at some dude's crotch.
Kind of hard to miss a dude walking up to the register and making a scene out of it. He wasn't very discrete about it. Maybe I should have thrown that part in there.
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I'll stare at some dude's crotch. wgaf. :dunno:
It really is ok if you have latent jealousy.
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great clips. I mean wgaf?
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I'm here at Great Clips, in a packed waiting area, and this dude walks up to the counter, while facing all of us, realizes his fly is down, and he zips in front of us.
In this situation, my gut feeling is that you own it, pay your bill, and readjust in the parking lot. He went with full frontal zip. Kind of confused if he made the right call.
Also relevant to point out this occurred in Missouri. That may change the response.
Whoa Whoa Whoa, I think we have a bigger question here. Panjamdrum works the register at a great clips. Whut?
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Are you trying to tell me some dude in Missouri had a zipper on his Russell sweatpants?
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The most disturbing part of this thread is that Panjandrum hasn't been mocked mercilessly for going to Great Clips. Find a rough ridin' barber you pussy.
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The most disturbing part of this thread is that Panjandrum hasn't been mocked mercilessly for going to Great Clips. Find a rough ridin' barber you pussy.
What's wrong with Great Clips?
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The most disturbing part of this thread is that Panjandrum hasn't been mocked mercilessly for going to Great Clips. Find a effing barber you pussy.
PI fail
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The most disturbing part of this thread is that Panjandrum hasn't been mocked mercilessly for going to Great Clips. Find a rough ridin' barber you pussy.
What's wrong with Great Clips?
D students at beauty "college".
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You never see this kind of crap at fantastic sam's.
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The most disturbing part of this thread is that Panjandrum hasn't been mocked mercilessly for going to Great Clips. Find a rough ridin' barber you pussy.
What's wrong with Great Clips?
If you sit in the chair and the stylist asks you what number you want on the sides, just get up and leave. These people do not know how to cut hair, they could sheer a sheep though.
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Barber?
crap son, get a stylist
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Barber?
crap son, get a stylist
If I'm going to dye my hair I'd consider a stylist. When I need a haircut I'm going to the barber. Scissors only, straight razor on the neck and no shitty magazines.
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If you don't get a shampoo with your haircut, you're doing it wrong imo.
I always went to Great Clips in college to save money, though.
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Barber?
crap son, get a stylist
If I'm going to dye my hair I'd consider a stylist. When I need a haircut I'm going to the barber. Scissors only, straight razor on the neck and no shitty magazines.
Do you go to the same place as Kirk Hindrich?
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Barber?
crap son, get a stylist
If I'm going to dye my hair I'd consider a stylist. When I need a haircut I'm going to the barber. Scissors only, straight razor on the neck and no shitty magazines.
Do you go to the same place as Kirk Hindrich?
He comes back to Kansas to get haircuts? :dunno:
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The most disturbing part of this thread is that Panjandrum hasn't been mocked mercilessly for going to Great Clips. Find a rough ridin' barber you pussy.
i gave it a shot
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Barber?
crap son, get a stylist
If I'm going to dye my hair I'd consider a stylist. When I need a haircut I'm going to the barber. Scissors only, straight razor on the neck and no shitty magazines.
Do you go to the same place as Kirk Hindrich?
He comes back to Kansas to get haircuts? :dunno:
Well I hope there isn't more thatn 1 barber that would give that horrible description of a hair cut.
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Barber?
crap son, get a stylist
If I'm going to dye my hair I'd consider a stylist. When I need a haircut I'm going to the barber. Scissors only, straight razor on the neck and no shitty magazines.
Do you go to the same place as Kirk Hindrich?
He comes back to Kansas to get haircuts? :dunno:
I think he gets them in Mayberry.
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Barber?
crap son, get a stylist
If I'm going to dye my hair I'd consider a stylist. When I need a haircut I'm going to the barber. Scissors only, straight razor on the neck and no shitty magazines.
Ok Gomer Pyle.
Those of us who don't measure the value of their hair in 1/8" increments will get their flowing locks treated by a professional, not Sgt. I-wash-my-hair-with-bar-soap.
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The most disturbing part of this thread is that Panjandrum hasn't been mocked mercilessly for going to Great Clips. Find a effing barber you pussy.
What's wrong with Great Clips?
If you sit in the chair and the stylist asks you what number you want on the sides, just get up and leave. These people do not know how to cut hair, they could sheer a sheep though.
Look, dude, it's cheap, they're fast, and I can go whenever I want. Some of us with big timey jobs just can't take off of work and head to the 'stylist' for a cosmo and a pedi.
Sixteen bucks. Twenty minutes. I can get on with the rest of my day.
Back to the original topic. I'm not getting much in the way of proper etiquette here.
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The most disturbing part of this thread is that Panjandrum hasn't been mocked mercilessly for going to Great Clips. Find a effing barber you pussy.
What's wrong with Great Clips?
If you sit in the chair and the stylist asks you what number you want on the sides, just get up and leave. These people do not know how to cut hair, they could sheer a sheep though.
Look, dude, it's cheap, they're fast, and I can go whenever I want. Some of us with big timey jobs just can't take off of work and head to the 'stylist' for a cosmo and a pedi.
Sixteen bucks. Twenty minutes. I can get on with the rest of my day.
Back to the original topic. I'm not getting much in the way of proper etiquette here.
Ahh, yes, cheap haircuts are important when you have a big timey job that you can't get away from for more than 20 minutes.
The proper etiquette here is that if you don't go to places like Great Clips you won't be put in a situation where you're faced with a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) that doesn't understand how a zipper works.
Poor people are retards. Poor people get cheap hair cuts. People with big timey jobs know this.
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General rule in MO: Anything goes
Surprised he didn't spit while zipping then announce that his fly has "been down this whole darn time".
Missouri is disgusting.
Hill people.
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Barber?
crap son, get a stylist
If I'm going to dye my hair I'd consider a stylist. When I need a haircut I'm going to the barber. Scissors only, straight razor on the neck and no shitty magazines.
Ok Gomer Pyle.
Those of us who don't measure the value of their hair in 1/8" increments will get their flowing locks treated by a professional, not Sgt. I-wash-my-hair-with-bar-soap.
Not only do you think all barbers come from the Army, but you apparently believe "buzz" cuts are a scissors only job. Yeah, you better stick to just telling your stylist "No. 3 on the sides faded into the top."
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If your hair cutter person uses clippers at all on your head you should be going to a barber. Stylists get like one day of clipper training in their school, barbers get like an entire month. And if you care so little about your appearance that you would trust your hair to a great clips chick well, I just feel sorry for your ugly ass.
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Look, dude, it's cheap, they're fast, and I can go whenever I want. Some of us with big timey jobs just can't take off of work and head to the 'stylist' for a cosmo and a pedi.
Sixteen bucks. Twenty minutes. I can get on with the rest of my day.
Back to the original topic. I'm not getting much in the way of proper etiquette here.
16 bucks?? you get a Handjob with it as well?? only 12 bucks in MHK.
I think he should have fixed it as he was opening the door, jmo.
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Look, dude, it's cheap, they're fast, and I can go whenever I want. Some of us with big timey jobs just can't take off of work and head to the 'stylist' for a cosmo and a pedi.
Sixteen bucks. Twenty minutes. I can get on with the rest of my day.
Back to the original topic. I'm not getting much in the way of proper etiquette here.
16 bucks?? you get a Handjob with it as well?? only 12 bucks in MHK.
I think he should have fixed it as he was opening the door, jmo.
That explains why the fly was down.
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Barber?
crap son, get a stylist
If I'm going to dye my hair I'd consider a stylist. When I need a haircut I'm going to the barber. Scissors only, straight razor on the neck and no shitty magazines.
Ok Gomer Pyle.
Those of us who don't measure the value of their hair in 1/8" increments will get their flowing locks treated by a professional, not Sgt. I-wash-my-hair-with-bar-soap.
Not only do you think all barbers come from the Army, but you apparently believe "buzz" cuts are a scissors only job. Yeah, you better stick to just telling your stylist "No. 3 on the sides faded into the top."
:lol:
Did your barber use the mentholated hair tonic for your Howdy Doodie haircut? I think you might need some fresh air.
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Went to a great clips or similar place once when I was in school (at the Manhattan mall). Dummy completely missed half of what would be considered "bangs" on a chick. Half long, half short. Didn't even see it til I got home and had to do it myself. Last time I ever went there.
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The most disturbing part of this thread is that Panjandrum hasn't been mocked mercilessly for going to Great Clips. Find a effing barber you pussy.
What's wrong with Great Clips?
If you sit in the chair and the stylist asks you what number you want on the sides, just get up and leave. These people do not know how to cut hair, they could sheer a sheep though.
Look, dude, it's cheap, they're fast, and I can go whenever I want. Some of us with big timey jobs just can't take off of work and head to the 'stylist' for a cosmo and a pedi.
Sixteen bucks. Twenty minutes. I can get on with the rest of my day.
Back to the original topic. I'm not getting much in the way of proper etiquette here.
Ahh, yes, cheap haircuts are important when you have a big timey job that you can't get away from for more than 20 minutes.
The proper etiquette here is that if you don't go to places like Great Clips you won't be put in a situation where you're faced with a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) that doesn't understand how a zipper works.
Poor people are retards. Poor people get cheap hair cuts. People with big timey jobs know this.
FYI - My thick, full head of hair actually does look pretty fantastic regardless of how or where it gets cut. So price is inconsequential.
:gocho:
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Went to a great clips or similar place once when I was in school (at the Manhattan mall). Dummy completely missed half of what would be considered "bangs" on a chick. Half long, half short. Didn't even see it til I got home and had to do it myself. Last time I ever went there.
Good Lord you hair sounds terrible. Maybe your trench coat and bondage pants distracted her? :dunno: Pretty efficient for you though that Hot Topic was near by so you could stock up on more pewter dragons.
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Translation: I have a white guy's afro and it looks the same, regardless of who cuts it.
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Translation: I have a white guy's afro and it looks the same, regardless of who cuts it.
No.
More like this:
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Went to a great clips or similar place once when I was in school (at the Manhattan mall). Dummy completely missed half of what would be considered "bangs" on a chick. Half long, half short. Didn't even see it til I got home and had to do it myself. Last time I ever went there.
Good Lord you hair sounds terrible. Maybe your trench coat and bondage pants distracted her? :dunno: Pretty efficient for you though that Hot Topic was near by so you could stock up on more pewter dragons.
When its thinned as much as mine has, even back then, the options are limited.
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Went to a great clips or similar place once when I was in school (at the Manhattan mall). Dummy completely missed half of what would be considered "bangs" on a chick. Half long, half short. Didn't even see it til I got home and had to do it myself. Last time I ever went there.
Good Lord you hair sounds terrible. Maybe your trench coat and bondage pants distracted her? :dunno: Pretty efficient for you though that Hot Topic was near by so you could stock up on more pewter dragons.
When its thinned as much as mine has, even back then, the options are limited.
I would just shave my head if I had that problem.
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Went to a great clips or similar place once when I was in school (at the Manhattan mall). Dummy completely missed half of what would be considered "bangs" on a chick. Half long, half short. Didn't even see it til I got home and had to do it myself. Last time I ever went there.
Good Lord you hair sounds terrible. Maybe your trench coat and bondage pants distracted her? :dunno: Pretty efficient for you though that Hot Topic was near by so you could stock up on more pewter dragons.
When its thinned as much as mine has, even back then, the options are limited.
I would just shave my head if I had that problem.
I'm not that vain.
Or :opcat:
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Thank god for good genes... I've got a thick mop of hair and my wife cuts it for me... a Speech Therapist who knows (learned) how to cut my hair, eff a stylist/barber/great clips skank. Oh, her gma once offered to cut my hair with a Flobee... I told her I had diahrea and the offer was withdrawn.
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Best barber I ever went to was when I lived in DC...3 or 4 Cuban barbers in a shop just down the street from me. Cut looked great, straight razor shave...felt like a million bucks when I left that place.
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Best barber I ever went to was when I lived in DC...3 or 4 Cuban barbers in a shop just down the street from me. Cut looked great, straight razor shave...felt like a million bucks when I left that place.
Straight razor shaves are amazing... It makes me feel prepubescent again.
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WGAF and zip it up if need be. However, if you can minimize the zipper spread with a hand in the pocket and zip it when you get to the car... :thumbsup:
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I just leave it open and tell the people who say something to me, "I'm taking a survey to see the reaction of people and to see if they will mention my fly is down. See look at that shampoo bottle it has a hidden cammera in it. Now sign this so we can put you on T.V."
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Meat gazer.
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Side note: Anyone else go to Kevin in the 'ville?
Side side note: Is he gay?
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Side note: Anyone else go to Kevin in the 'ville?
Side side note: Is he gay?
a-Yes, every 3 weeks.
b- it's certainly up for debate
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stopped wasting $$ on hair cuts in college & started cutting my own. I haven't paid for a hair cut in nearly 10 years. Before then it was twice a month at $15 a pop; which has saved me nearly $3,600.
but anyway, back to the zipper question. How big did this guys dick seem, because it actually makes a huge rough ridin' difference.
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stopped wasting $$ on hair cuts in college & started cutting my own.
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I only pay 10 for a cut and come out looking like a god.
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stopped wasting $$ on hair cuts in college & started cutting my own.
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that was a long time ago. Mullets were cool back then - and the side wall pin striping complimented my purple camo zubaz. rough rider.