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Title: Ever had a chick ask you to get tested for STDs before they'll give it up??
Post by: The1BigWillie on December 10, 2010, 04:24:00 PM
I have now.  I was like...  :comehere: and she was like  :nono: so now I'm like  :pray: and she said I needed to get tested and until i do I'm  :jerk:. 

So now I guess I have to  :driving: to the doctor and  :pray: that I'm  :thumbsup: so I can  :emawkid: or I'll  :goodbyecruelworld:.

Anyway...  'clams where do you go to do this?  TIA
Title: Re: Ever had a chick ask you to get tested for STDs before they'll give it up??
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 10, 2010, 04:28:51 PM
pffft, tell her you did and it's all clear.  If she literally needs to see the paperwork, she is a psycho and likely has a disease already.
Title: Re: Ever had a chick ask you to get tested for STDs before they'll give it up??
Post by: The1BigWillie on December 10, 2010, 04:31:11 PM
pffft, tell her you did and it's all clear.  If she literally needs to see the paperwork, she is a psycho and likely has a disease already.

I already blew it and said I hadn't when she asked.  It caught me off guard and I'm not much of a liar.  You're a lawyer aren't you?  :surprised:
Title: Re: Ever had a chick ask you to get tested for STDs before they'll give it up??
Post by: ew2x4 on December 10, 2010, 04:31:23 PM
Also tell her you have had a vasectomy so you dont have to wrap it up.
Title: Re: Ever had a chick ask you to get tested for STDs before they'll give it up??
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 10, 2010, 04:38:56 PM
pffft, tell her you did and it's all clear.  If she literally needs to see the paperwork, she is a psycho and likely has a disease already.

I already blew it and said I hadn't when she asked.  It caught me off guard and I'm not much of a liar.  You're a lawyer aren't you?  :surprised:

BSAC is the lawyer, and he has never worn a condom or had an STD test.
Title: Re: Ever had a chick ask you to get tested for STDs before they'll give it up??
Post by: Brock Landers on December 10, 2010, 04:48:22 PM
We would need pics to determine if she's worth it or not.
Title: Re: Ever had a chick ask you to get tested for STDs before they'll give it up??
Post by: CNS on December 10, 2010, 04:50:00 PM
We would need pics to determine if she's worth it or not.

This is the most important variable.

Second most important is: How nasty are you/how likely are you to find another woman to sex you up?
Title: Re: Ever had a chick ask you to get tested for STDs before they'll give it up??
Post by: Dirty Deeds on December 10, 2010, 05:38:49 PM
We would need pics to determine if she's worth it or not.
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This is the most important variable.

Second most important is: How nasty are you/how likely are you to find another woman to sex you up?
Epic
Title: Re: Ever had a chick ask you to get tested for STDs before they'll give it up??
Post by: I_have_purplewood on December 10, 2010, 06:29:48 PM
Ask her what disease she got 'back in the day' that makes her want to check everyone now.  All you have to do is turn it on her bro.  That or tell her you're a virgin.
Title: Re: Ever had a chick ask you to get tested for STDs before they'll give it up??
Post by: ChiComCat on December 10, 2010, 06:32:11 PM
No, a chick has never asked me this.  Have you considered that you might be/come across as disgusting.
Title: Re: Ever had a chick ask you to get tested for STDs before they'll give it up??
Post by: KITNfury on December 10, 2010, 07:18:34 PM
Demand that her skanky ass has paperwork from the doc saying she's clear too.
Title: Re: Ever had a chick ask you to get tested for STDs before they'll give it up??
Post by: OK_Cat on December 10, 2010, 07:20:30 PM
yeah, if some chick asks you if you have a disease, you're probably really disgusting looking/smelling.  this point is being understated in this thread.
Title: Re: Ever had a chick ask you to get tested for STDs before they'll give it up??
Post by: PandaXpanda on December 10, 2010, 07:22:12 PM
yeah, if some chick asks you if you have a disease, you're probably really disgusting looking/smelling.  this point is being understated in this thread.

doesn't say much about her either.
Title: Re: Ever had a chick ask you to get tested for STDs before they'll give it up??
Post by: Panjandrum on December 10, 2010, 08:51:59 PM
Ask her what disease she got 'back in the day' that makes her want to check everyone now.  All you have to do is turn it on her bro.  That or tell her you're a virgin.

Great advice.
Title: Re: Ever had a chick ask you to get tested for STDs before they'll give it up??
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on December 10, 2010, 09:15:41 PM
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=5123.0 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=5123.0)

Dude, I would get tested for my own good if I was involved in this trailer trash love triangle.
Title: Re: Ever had a chick ask you to get tested for STDs before they'll give it up??
Post by: Dirty Deeds on December 10, 2010, 09:17:01 PM
Had a chick try to stick her finger in my bunghole while I was nailing her.  That was years ago when AIDS was a big deal.  Never thought about it but I guess she was trying to snag a sample to test or something.  Can some cac show up in your cac?
Title: Re: Ever had a chick ask you to get tested for STDs before they'll give it up??
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 10, 2010, 11:12:51 PM
yeah, if some chick asks you if you have a disease, you're probably really disgusting looking/smelling.  this point is being understated in this thread.
Title: Re: Ever had a chick ask you to get tested for STDs before they'll give it up??
Post by: Benja on December 11, 2010, 06:27:02 PM
Yeah, if your general aura seems to just scream "hurts when I pee", you may want to start with addressing that and work from there.

Title: Re: Ever had a chick ask you to get tested for STDs before they'll give it up??
Post by: Pete on December 11, 2010, 06:33:54 PM
Had a chick try to stick her finger in my bunghole while I was nailing her.  That was years ago when AIDS was a big deal.  Never thought about it but I guess she was trying to snag a sample to test or something.  Can some cac show up in your cac?

LOL, you are a noob.  She was signaling to you that she was into nearly anything.  Consider it a gift from God when that happens.
Title: Re: Ever had a chick ask you to get tested for STDs before they'll give it up??
Post by: Trim on December 11, 2010, 06:45:39 PM
She was signaling to you that she was into nearly anything. 

I just hope Pete tells the story of when he crossed the line of "nearly anything".
Title: Re: Ever had a chick ask you to get tested for STDs before they'll give it up??
Post by: Pendergast on December 11, 2010, 06:46:27 PM
Had a chick try to stick her finger in my bunghole while I was nailing her.  That was years ago when AIDS was a big deal.  Never thought about it but I guess she was trying to snag a sample to test or something.  Can some cac show up in your cac?

LOL, you are a noob.  She was signaling to you that she was into nearly anything.  Consider it a gift from God when that happens.

Seriously.  Bells should be ringing in your head.  Time to PIITB and ask her if she has hot friends...
Title: Re: Ever had a chick ask you to get tested for STDs before they'll give it up??
Post by: Dirty Deeds on December 11, 2010, 07:11:28 PM
Just figured she wanted to paint a stache on me with my own poo.  Wasn't really down then, but 20 years later I would def consider.
Title: Re: Ever had a chick ask you to get tested for STDs before they'll give it up??
Post by: bubbles4ksu on December 11, 2010, 07:39:47 PM
Is there gonna be a 'nearly anything' story in this thread or what?
Title: Re: Ever had a chick ask you to get tested for STDs before they'll give it up??
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on December 12, 2010, 12:06:58 AM
Note: under no circumstances should stills or video be posted of 2 girls 1 cup, kids in a sandbox, or Asian poo fountains in this or any other thread.

Thread may now continue.