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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: The1BigWillie on December 10, 2010, 04:24:00 PM
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I have now. I was like... :comehere: and she was like :nono: so now I'm like :pray: and she said I needed to get tested and until i do I'm :jerk:.
So now I guess I have to :driving: to the doctor and :pray: that I'm :thumbsup: so I can :emawkid: or I'll :goodbyecruelworld:.
Anyway... 'clams where do you go to do this? TIA
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pffft, tell her you did and it's all clear. If she literally needs to see the paperwork, she is a psycho and likely has a disease already.
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pffft, tell her you did and it's all clear. If she literally needs to see the paperwork, she is a psycho and likely has a disease already.
I already blew it and said I hadn't when she asked. It caught me off guard and I'm not much of a liar. You're a lawyer aren't you? :surprised:
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Also tell her you have had a vasectomy so you dont have to wrap it up.
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pffft, tell her you did and it's all clear. If she literally needs to see the paperwork, she is a psycho and likely has a disease already.
I already blew it and said I hadn't when she asked. It caught me off guard and I'm not much of a liar. You're a lawyer aren't you? :surprised:
BSAC is the lawyer, and he has never worn a condom or had an STD test.
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We would need pics to determine if she's worth it or not.
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We would need pics to determine if she's worth it or not.
This is the most important variable.
Second most important is: How nasty are you/how likely are you to find another woman to sex you up?
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We would need pics to determine if she's worth it or not.
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This is the most important variable.
Second most important is: How nasty are you/how likely are you to find another woman to sex you up?
Epic
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Ask her what disease she got 'back in the day' that makes her want to check everyone now. All you have to do is turn it on her bro. That or tell her you're a virgin.
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No, a chick has never asked me this. Have you considered that you might be/come across as disgusting.
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Demand that her skanky ass has paperwork from the doc saying she's clear too.
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yeah, if some chick asks you if you have a disease, you're probably really disgusting looking/smelling. this point is being understated in this thread.
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yeah, if some chick asks you if you have a disease, you're probably really disgusting looking/smelling. this point is being understated in this thread.
doesn't say much about her either.
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Ask her what disease she got 'back in the day' that makes her want to check everyone now. All you have to do is turn it on her bro. That or tell her you're a virgin.
Great advice.
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http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=5123.0 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=5123.0)
Dude, I would get tested for my own good if I was involved in this trailer trash love triangle.
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Had a chick try to stick her finger in my bunghole while I was nailing her. That was years ago when AIDS was a big deal. Never thought about it but I guess she was trying to snag a sample to test or something. Can some cac show up in your cac?
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yeah, if some chick asks you if you have a disease, you're probably really disgusting looking/smelling. this point is being understated in this thread.
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Yeah, if your general aura seems to just scream "hurts when I pee", you may want to start with addressing that and work from there.
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Had a chick try to stick her finger in my bunghole while I was nailing her. That was years ago when AIDS was a big deal. Never thought about it but I guess she was trying to snag a sample to test or something. Can some cac show up in your cac?
LOL, you are a noob. She was signaling to you that she was into nearly anything. Consider it a gift from God when that happens.
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She was signaling to you that she was into nearly anything.
I just hope Pete tells the story of when he crossed the line of "nearly anything".
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Had a chick try to stick her finger in my bunghole while I was nailing her. That was years ago when AIDS was a big deal. Never thought about it but I guess she was trying to snag a sample to test or something. Can some cac show up in your cac?
LOL, you are a noob. She was signaling to you that she was into nearly anything. Consider it a gift from God when that happens.
Seriously. Bells should be ringing in your head. Time to PIITB and ask her if she has hot friends...
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Just figured she wanted to paint a stache on me with my own poo. Wasn't really down then, but 20 years later I would def consider.
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Is there gonna be a 'nearly anything' story in this thread or what?
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Note: under no circumstances should stills or video be posted of 2 girls 1 cup, kids in a sandbox, or Asian poo fountains in this or any other thread.
Thread may now continue.