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Title: Bathroom mishap
Post by: KSUTOMMY on December 02, 2010, 01:19:16 PM
We've all been there - taking a piss and we look down when washing our hands to see...  :horrorsurprise: there is a little "moisture" drippy drippy on your pants. Not only is it embarrassing - but you are wearing khakis and there might as well be a freaking neon sign pointing to your junk. What do you do.

Oh, and other related experiences.

tia
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on December 02, 2010, 01:22:46 PM
What do you do.

make a concerted effort to stop pissing all over myself.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: WildcatNkilt on December 02, 2010, 01:23:39 PM
We've all been there - taking a piss and we look down when washing our hands to see...  :horrorsurprise: there is a little "moisture" drippy drippy on your pants. Not only is it embarrassing - but you are wearing khakis and there might as well be a freaking neon sign pointing to your junk. What do you do.

Oh, and other related experiences.

tia

"speckle" the area to make it look like water splashed on you. 

I've done this many times.   :gocho:
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: Saulbadguy on December 02, 2010, 01:25:49 PM
Taint push.
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: michigancat on December 02, 2010, 01:26:54 PM
Taint push.
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: OK_Cat on December 02, 2010, 01:36:43 PM
Taint push.
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: Brock Landers on December 02, 2010, 01:43:49 PM
Taint push.


Best non-sports thread ever.  The Taint Push thread made a difference in people's lives.  Well not in mine, because I don't have problems with pissing on my khakis.  But in case it happens when I get older, I'll be ready for it.
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: CHONGS on December 02, 2010, 01:47:48 PM
Just dab it.
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: steve dave on December 02, 2010, 01:49:58 PM
make sure you are done before zipping up
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on December 02, 2010, 01:52:08 PM
the whole taint thing is kinda gross as far as i'm concerned so i don't do it. i do keep a roll of duct tape on me at all times though.
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: sys on December 02, 2010, 01:53:03 PM
Taint push.

i worry about long-term taint damage.
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: CHONGS on December 02, 2010, 01:53:38 PM
Dab it.
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: Paul Moscow on December 02, 2010, 01:55:25 PM
Put your underwear on the outside of your pants and announce to the office that it's inside-out day.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: CHONGS on December 02, 2010, 02:00:24 PM
Taint push.

i worry about long-term taint damage.
As you should.  The blood vessels and nerve endings there are very delicate.  These taint-pushers are going to make Pfizer a mint.
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 02, 2010, 02:01:26 PM
I usually make sure i am carrying papers or something the rest of the day. Or maybe awkwardly hold my hand in front, but casually. But yeah, def. taint push.
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: The1BigWillie on December 02, 2010, 02:18:22 PM
Taint push changed my life.  I've thought about having a t-shirt made that says... "If you push on your taint when your'e done, that won't happen anymore."
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: jtksu on December 02, 2010, 02:22:57 PM
So jealous of the guys here who no what this "taint push" is all about.  :ashamed:
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on December 02, 2010, 02:24:43 PM
So jealous of the guys here who no what this "taint push" is all about.  :ashamed:

This guy must have some disgusting pants with all the piss splatter that is left behind.  Taint push is on the questionare when getting your man card.
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: jtksu on December 02, 2010, 02:30:43 PM
I'm all for a little ass play when I'm pounding some chick, I just never thought of giving myself the stinky pinky while pissing.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on December 02, 2010, 02:36:41 PM
 :lol: jtksu does not know what the taint is, or has really bad wiping technique.
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: OK_Cat on December 02, 2010, 02:40:18 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: Paul Moscow on December 02, 2010, 02:53:32 PM
If it were up to the Flomax's of the world we would all be left dribbling in our britches. Thank god for the internet and free dissemination. There is no reason why Taint Push shouldn't be normal lexicon in every family room and at every dining room table in the United States.
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: EllToPay on December 02, 2010, 02:55:57 PM
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=16927.0
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 02, 2010, 03:04:56 PM
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=16927.0

Michigancat seems like a different poster then.
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: turns_cats_trashy on December 02, 2010, 03:10:31 PM
If there are blow dryers in the lavatory you are home free, just have to pretend you are drying your hands for an elaborate amount of time while on your tippy toes. If there are paper towels you need to be a little more strategic. Have a paper towel in each hand and try to get to your desk as fast as possible. If you do encounter anybody on way to said desk make eye contact to the fullest extent, if you do see their eyes start to lower towards the neon sign quickly fake a sneeze while covering your mouth with one paper towel and the neon sign  with the other.

This desperate situation almost ruined my career so I took a fake cac while thinking of blueprints and this is the best I came up with. It works to perfection 100% half the time.
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: michigancat on December 02, 2010, 03:11:29 PM
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=16927.0

Michigancat seems like a different poster then.

I was.  I didn't live in Michigan.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: DQ12 on December 02, 2010, 04:54:48 PM
Quote
This was a problem for me for 18 years, till I found the trick:

Just grab your dick right where shafter meet pelvis.  Grip the vain (urethra maybe? I'm not a doctor.) underneath and squeeze that sucker upward.  You'll notice a few more drops come out.  Works. every. time.
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: powercatmiller on December 02, 2010, 05:06:45 PM
I can't believe I never posted in that thread, could have sworn I did. Oh well it wasn't as good as the "Question for all ball shavers " thread
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=19917.0
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: Cartierfor3 on December 02, 2010, 05:13:40 PM
just un-tuck your shirt you friggin' shirt tuck.  the shirt tail hides the mess. 
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: pissclams on December 02, 2010, 05:28:51 PM
I can't believe I never posted in that thread, could have sworn I did. Oh well it wasn't as good as the "Question for all ball shavers " thread
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=19917.0

keep telling yourself that.  taint push changed several n00b taint pushers' lives.
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: ew2x4 on December 02, 2010, 05:34:05 PM
I ripped a pair of khakis a couple months ago, right in the crotchal area. They were some shitty dockers khakis. Anyways, I smuggled a stapler into the bathroom and temporarily fixed it. It was bad guys.
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: CNS on December 02, 2010, 05:38:10 PM
I ripped a pair of khakis a couple months ago, right in the crotchal area. They were some cacty dockers khakis. Anyways, I smuggled a stapler into the bathroom and temporarily fixed it. It was bad guys.

Have done this before(minus stapler).  Walked with very short steps to the car, drove the 1hr 10min round trip home to change.  Told my boss exactly what happened. 
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on December 02, 2010, 06:11:39 PM
hey guys- here's a rough ridin' idea. keep an extra pair of work pants and shirt at work then you won't have to worry about this stupid crap. i swear, it's like i'm talking work clothes and possible accidents that can happen to them with my sisters kids here. KEEP AN EXTRA PAIR!
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: ChiComCat on December 02, 2010, 06:31:33 PM
I can't believe I never posted in that thread, could have sworn I did. Oh well it wasn't as good as the "Question for all ball shavers " thread
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=19917.0

I vote for the ball shaving thread.  I used my Norelco body groomer a couple days ago and have been enjoying my optical inch.

But I guess if I were one of these people that were always pissing on themselves, that would be more important.
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: Kat Kid on December 02, 2010, 07:52:06 PM
I can't believe I never posted in that thread, could have sworn I did. Oh well it wasn't as good as the "Question for all ball shavers " thread
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=19917.0

I vote for the ball shaving thread.  I used my Norelco body groomer a couple days ago and have been enjoying my optical inch.

But I guess if I were one of these people that were always pissing on themselves, that would be more important.

I could make a balls joke here, about who's balls you really were shaving.  If I were it would be something like the sample below:

(CHICAT IS UNABLE TO DO FUN STUFF BECAUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND HAS HIS BALLS!)
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: Cire on December 02, 2010, 07:57:09 PM
at least you wash your hands.
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: ChiComCat on December 02, 2010, 08:11:34 PM
I can't believe I never posted in that thread, could have sworn I did. Oh well it wasn't as good as the "Question for all ball shavers " thread
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=19917.0

I vote for the ball shaving thread.  I used my Norelco body groomer a couple days ago and have been enjoying my optical inch.

But I guess if I were one of these people that were always pissing on themselves, that would be more important.

I could make a balls joke here, about who's balls you really were shaving.  If I were it would be something like the sample below:

(CHICAT IS UNABLE TO DO FUN STUFF BECAUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND HAS HIS BALLS!)

 :bait:
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: Kat Kid on December 02, 2010, 08:13:43 PM
I can't believe I never posted in that thread, could have sworn I did. Oh well it wasn't as good as the "Question for all ball shavers " thread
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=19917.0

I vote for the ball shaving thread.  I used my Norelco body groomer a couple days ago and have been enjoying my optical inch.

But I guess if I were one of these people that were always pissing on themselves, that would be more important.

I could make a balls joke here, about who's balls you really were shaving.  If I were it would be something like the sample below:

(CHICAT IS UNABLE TO DO FUN STUFF BECAUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND HAS HIS BALLS!)

 :bait:

 :lol:
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: yoga-like_abana on December 02, 2010, 08:42:31 PM
Geez stunz was such an adorable poster back in the day.
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on December 02, 2010, 11:24:02 PM
Post counts over on ksufans were insane.  29K posts for FFF?    :surprised:
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: yoga-like_abana on December 03, 2010, 09:13:04 AM
Have another bathroom grudge, not a mishap but more of a nuisance. Sometimes after I get done taking a dump and am all but done wiping another turd comes out and I have to start all over again. Very  :curse: :flush:
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: dmartin on December 03, 2010, 10:19:00 AM
Have another bathroom grudge, not a mishap but more of a nuisance. Sometimes after I get done taking a dump and am all but done wiping another turd comes out and I have to start all over again. Very  :curse: :flush:

hate that crap.
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: KSUTOMMY on December 03, 2010, 12:01:31 PM
Taking a dump in the automatic flusher toilet and trying to surf the web on the elite iPhone and lean forward to read and WHOOOSH, you get your balls "washed". That is infuriating.
Title: Re: Bathroom mishap
Post by: turns_cats_trashy on December 03, 2010, 09:10:06 PM
Taking a dump in the automatic flusher toilet and trying to surf the web on the elite iPhone and lean forward to read and WHOOOSH, you get your balls "washed". That is infuriating.

The sensors on those are real cac. An old-fashioned ballwashing is always pleasant but not when it's with your own cac water