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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: jtksu on November 30, 2010, 08:59:46 PM
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If you pour hot water in the icecube trays it will freeze faster.
Hitler only had one testicle and regularly took injections of crushed up bull's testicle.
Pouring a bit of oil in with the pasta will keep it from boiling over.
When you get shot for the first time, your body doesn't recognize that particular pain and will go into shock, effectively making it almost painless.
If you sleep in a room with no open windows or doors and you have a fan running, it can suffocate you. (Koreans are big into this theory.)
Hippos kill more people in Africa than any other animal.
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John Currie is secretly trying to get rid of LHC Bill Snyder.
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Oooh, good one.
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It is impossible to lick your own elbow, if you microwave just water it can explode in your face
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If you cut the top of a pizza box and add foil, you can make s'mores in the pizza box simply by placing it in the sun.
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if you microwave just water it can explode in your face
guaranteed true!
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It is impossible to lick your own elbow, if you microwave just water it can explode in your face
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Mosquitos are attracted (or is it repulsed?) by the scent of bananas.
Chicks go nuts for cucumber scent.
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If you pour hot water in the icecube trays it will freeze faster. depends on the gas content of the water
Hitler only had one testicle and regularly took injections of crushed up bull's testicle. uniball - unconfirmed, but more than likely true, don't know about the injections
Pouring a bit of oil in with the pasta will keep it from boiling over. true
When you get shot for the first time, your body doesn't recognize that particular pain and will go into shock, effectively making it almost painless. eff no
If you sleep in a room with no open windows or doors and you have a fan running, it can suffocate you. (Koreans are big into this theory.) how the hell do you get into a room with no windows and no doors?
Hippos kill more people in Africa than any other animal. absolutely true
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If you pour hot water in the icecube trays it will freeze faster.
Hitler only had one testicle and regularly took injections of crushed up bull's testicle.
Pouring a bit of oil in with the pasta will keep it from boiling over.
When you get shot for the first time, your body doesn't recognize that particular pain and will go into shock, effectively making it almost painless. my bro-in-law was shot. he said it felt like having a blow torch stuck into his body.
If you sleep in a room with no open windows or doors and you have a fan running, it can suffocate you. (Koreans are big into this theory.)
Hippos kill more people in Africa than any other animal.
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Ron Prince dressed down Tim McCarty in front of all the offensive lineman, then ordered him to lie on his back. McCarty followed orders and stayed on the ground for several minutes while practice continued.
I still laugh thinking about this story, even though it "may or may not be true."
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It's no open windows or doors. Something about air movement in a (near) vacuum. Pretty sure it's not true cause I do it all the time. Saw something on TV about Koreans being totally against this, like I think it might actually be illegal or something over there.
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Any story about people who experience sleep paralysis while being awake.
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The largest living organism in the world is a gazillion acre grove of Aspen. (Outside of Aspen, CO!)
Carp is like the king of fish in Japan and that's why people originally started building koi ponds.
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good thread
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Ron Prince dressed down Tim McCarty in front of all the offensive lineman, then ordered him to lie on his back. McCarty followed orders and stayed on the ground for several minutes while practice continued.
I still laugh thinking about this story, even though it "may or may not be true."
that's a rough ridin' old story? :love:
You lose 80% of your body heat from your head, so it's very important to wear a hat when it's cold.
Related: Make sure your hair is dry before going out into the cold or you will catch pneumonia.
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You lose 80% of your body heat from your head, so it's very important to wear a hat when it's cold.
Derivative: The "80%" theory was flawed because it was based on a military study in the Arctic and the participants wore parkas but not hats*
*heard it but may not be true
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You lose 80% of your body heat from your head, so it's very important to wear a hat when it's cold.
Derivative: The "80%" theory was flawed because it was based on a military study in the Arctic and the participants wore parkas but not hats*
*heard it but may not be true
I have heard that the 80% rule is flawed because it was based off of infants, who's heads are larger in proportion to their body at that age than they are as an adult.
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your eyes are the only body part that does not grow as you get older. (pretty sure this is not true)
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Eyes contain the fastest healing tissue in the body.
If you get caught going more than twice the speed limit you go to jail.
Pigs wallow in mud to prevent sunburns.
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You lose 80% of your body heat from your head, so it's very important to wear a hat when it's cold.
Derivative: The "80%" theory was flawed because it was based on a military study in the Arctic and the participants wore parkas but not hats*
*heard it but may not be true
I have heard that the 80% rule is flawed because it was based off of infants, who's heads are larger in proportion to their body at that age than they are as an adult.
i heard that the study was conducted on siamese twins and that it might not correlate 100% to people with only one head per body.
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Eyes contain the fastest healing tissue in the body.
If you get caught going more than twice the speed limit you go to jail.
Pigs wallow in mud to prevent sunburns.
pigs wallow in the mud because they don't sweat.
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and I think the true Hitler fact is that he had started developing Parkinsons, and they were injecting him with meth daily.
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You lose 80% of your body heat from your head, so it's very important to wear a hat when it's cold.
Derivative: The "80%" theory was flawed because it was based on a military study in the Arctic and the participants wore parkas but not hats*
*heard it but may not be true
I have heard that the 80% rule is flawed because it was based off of infants, who's heads are larger in proportion to their body at that age than they are as an adult.
I always thought that this was flawed because you lose the heat through your mouth when you breath, thus wearing a hat would do no good.
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you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway
I also read Obama is gonna be on myth busters, but can't remember where
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People that become blind see images in dreams. Born blind people do not.
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Jt is right about the largest organism on Earth. Read about that the other day but I don't think its in Aspen...
Also I've heard that stuff about Hitler and meth. Also hears he would take opium at night to fall asleep
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you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway
You drive and park on both, dumbass.
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When you get shot for the first time, your body doesn't recognize that particular pain and will go into shock, effectively making it almost painless.
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If you died in your house, a pet cat would eat your dead body, starting with your soft eyeballs, for sustenance, a dog would stay by your corpse until it also died. (i'm pretty sure that's completely horseshit, but it worked when a "Let's get a cat instead of a dog" discussion came up the last time)
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When you get shot for the first time, your body doesn't recognize that particular pain and will go into shock, effectively making it almost painless.
FALSE
If you died in your house, a pet cat would eat your dead body, starting with your soft eyeballs, for sustenance, a dog would stay by your corpse until it also died. (i'm pretty sure that's completely horsecac, but it worked when a "Let's get a cat instead of a dog" discussion came up the last time)
did it work in favor of the cat or against it?
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If trapped in a corner, an adult goose can kill a small bear.
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You lose 80% of your body heat from your head, so it's very important to wear a hat when it's cold.
Derivative: The "80%" theory was flawed because it was based on a military study in the Arctic and the participants wore parkas but not hats*
*heard it but may not be true
I have heard that the 80% rule is flawed because it was based off of infants, who's heads are larger in proportion to their body at that age than they are as an adult.
That makes sense, kind of. Losing 80% of my heat from my head as a grown-up makes no sense.
you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway
You drive and park on both, dumbass.
Also, parkways usually have landscaped medians or lead to parks or something park related.
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steve dave can punch through a box of frosted flakes.
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Severe radiation poisoning tastes sour.
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if you keep making that face, it will freeze like that.
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steve dave can punch through a box of frosted flakes.
100% fact
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you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway
You drive and park on both, dumbass.
if you drop a piece of toast covered with jam, it will always land jam side down, dumbass
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Santa Claus
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:jerk: will cause hair to grow on your palm
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Pouring vinegar on mosquito bites takes the itch away.
Popping an asprin/motrin/ibuprofin prior to passing out drunk will keep the hangover away.
Putting human hair in your garden keeps the deer away.
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Pouring vinegar on mosquito bites takes the itch away.
Popping an asprin/motrin/ibuprofin prior to passing out drunk will keep the hangover away.
Putting human hair in your garden keeps the deer away. This one is true for the most part deer do get used to it after a while.
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Gary Patterson did, in fact, strongly consider coming to Kansas State.
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If you don't "use it" you will in fact "lose it".
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Gary Patterson did, in fact, strongly consider coming to Kansas State.
:bawl: :cry: :frown: :barf: :blindfold: :blank: :embarrassed: :bang: :flush: :angry: :curse: :chainsaw: :bs: :bitchslap:
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If you continually make funny faces, your face will stay that way.
If you pop your knuckles, you will get arthritis.
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Elephants are afraid of mice.
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Spiderwebs are like 1000 times stronger than steel.
Bulls are not excited by the color red, they're actually color blind.
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jtksu told me that ...
Sheep vaginas are very similar to human vaginas.
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Elephants are afraid of mice.
proved true on mythbusters.
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Elephants are afraid of mice.
proved true on mythbusters.
this amazed me - I was ready to hoist the BS flag... and I was dumbfounded.
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your eyes are the only body part that does not grow as you get older. (pretty sure this is not true)
Your nose and ears never stop growing.
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Arnold Palmer did not invent the Arnold Palmer (half tea, half lemonade) drink. :surprised:
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The moon landing was staged
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The distance between the eyes of a normal person is the same as the width of one eye. Deviation from this is a sign of mental retardation. :eyeseeyou:
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The distance between the eyes of a normal person is the same as the width of one eye. Deviation from this is a sign of mental retardation. :eyeseeyou:
I am going to choose to believe this one. should make for fun people watching/judging.
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I heard that you get just as wet running through the rain to get to your car, than slowly walking through it.
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The distance between the eyes of a normal person is the same as the width of one eye. Deviation from this is a sign of mental retardation. :eyeseeyou:
Just did a mirror-check ... I'm not Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)!! :woot:
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I have heard that Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) people have difficulty judging small distances.
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Dogs have no real sense of time. If you leave them alone, they can't tell if it's been 3 minutes or 3 hours.
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Dogs have no real sense of time. If you leave them alone, they can't tell if it's been 3 minutes or 3 hours.
this isn't true. you can do a quick expt. to confirm for yourself. lock your dog in a closet for 3 minutes. let him out and observe his reaction. now, repeat, but leave him in for 3 days. note the different reaction.
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The first version of the iphone had more processing power than what was used to launch the first manned flight to the moon.
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The distance between the eyes of a normal person is the same as the width of one eye. Deviation from this is a sign of mental retardation. :eyeseeyou:
I am going to choose to believe this one. should make for fun people watching/judging.
No, it's an indicator of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Thanks KSU Drugs & Behavior prof who later got busted for stalking some chick.
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an apple a day will keep the doctor away.
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The distance between the eyes of a normal person is the same as the width of one eye. Deviation from this is a sign of mental retardation. :eyeseeyou:
I am going to choose to believe this one. should make for fun people watching/judging.
No, it's an indicator of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Thanks KSU Drugs & Behavior prof who later got busted for stalking some chick.
Ha took that class too. He showed up drunk to one of our classes, thought it was just a joke but then I walked by him and could smell the booze.
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The first version of the iphone had more processing power than what was used to launch the first manned flight to the moon.
I'm guessing this applies to the second, third and fourth version of the iPhone as well. It can also apply to the Space Shuttle.
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eight glasses of water a day is good for your health.
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Walter Payton was going to go to KSU until he visited his bro at Jackson State (?) on the way and that coach said he would pull his bro's scholarship if he didn't go to Jackson State. Walter did not get on the train to Manhattan and the rest is history.
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Cell phones will give you a brain tumor.
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Tiger Woods comes to MHK a few times each year to visit the burial site of his father, Earl Woods.
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Oh oh...
Ladanian Tomlinson fell asleep in his meeting with LHC Bill Snyder on a recruiting trip and Snyder pulled his schollie offer right before he could commit to KSU!!
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Tiger Woods comes to MHK a few times each year to visit the burial site of his father, Earl Woods.
When the tiger cheating stuff came out fatty posted something like, "Earl must be rolling over in his Sunset Cemetery grave". Amazing posting right there.
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At the last minute, after committing to Texas, Vince Young made a trip to Manhattan, KS to check out the KSU Cats.
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Oh oh...
Ladanian Tomlinson fell asleep in his meeting with LHC Bill Snyder on a recruiting trip and Snyder pulled his schollie offer right before he could commit to KSU!!
I have heard this one, too.
Also, Dre bly or somebody refused to take off a hat and got sent home early from an official KSU visit.
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JKF was murdered by Ron Prince and Tim Tibesar was the look out man.
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I'll respect you in the morning. :frown:
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Cell phones will give you a brain tumor.
Yeah, the evidence for this was that they grew two different sets of trees. One group in a standard, country setting. One in a wi-fi zone. The group in the wi-fi zone was dead/nearly dead.
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Cell phone signals are responsible for the decline of the honey bee population
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without bees, we will be fully mumped within 5yrs
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Tiger Woods comes to MHK a few times each year to visit the burial site of his father, Earl Woods.
When the tiger cheating stuff came out fatty posted something like, "Earl must be rolling over in his Sunset Cemetery grave". Amazing posting right there.
Henley H. Haymaker (of Haymaker Hall fame) is buried in that cemetary.
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without bees, we will be fully mumped within 5yrs
This is 100% true.
Cell phone signals are responsible for the decline of the honey bee population
This is probably not.
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The oldest living tree's location is unknown because of a vandalism threat.
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The oldest living tree's location is unknown because of a vandalism threat.
I would love to saw that rough rider down.
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Supposedly, one can make homemade LSD by simply allowing toothpaste to sun-dry on orange peels and afterwards consuming the paste.
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Supposedly, one can make homemade LSD by simply allowing toothpaste to sun-dry on orange peels and afterwards consuming the paste.
anyway to speed this process up? ' Paker tomorrow night.
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I'm going to buy some oranges tomorrow AND TRIP MY BALLS OFF!!!
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Oh oh...
Ladanian Tomlinson fell asleep in his meeting with LHC Bill Snyder on a recruiting trip and Snyder pulled his schollie offer right before he could commit to KSU!!
love these. LOVE 'EM!
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James Naismith invented basketball
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Didn't think this deserved a new thread but it is some weird crap
On "Conan" Thursday, Kourtney said Kim is "horrified" by her and their sister Khloe. The reason? Her sisters once said on their E! reality show that they put mayo on their private parts.
"Talking about putting mayonnaise on your thing is not appropriate advice," she told them.
Khloe then chimed in, "Honestly, women need to know how to take care of their stuff."
Kourtney then added, "People asked us, 'What does mayonnaise on your vagina do? And we said it makes it shine like the top of the Chrysler Building. And people were like, 'Why would you want a shiny vagina anyways?"
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Once, there was a student/young assistant coach at a large Midwestern state school who did a bunch of coke, slept with a bunch of administrators' and boosters' wives, chucked a quarter at the in-state rival's basketball team (hitting the coach or one of the players), and committed some other act so heinous that he will be arrested if he ever returns to town (except, evidently, for a game with his current team) and will never, ever, ever, work in this school's town again, because the act was "unforgiveable."
:surprised:
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Once, there was a student/young assistant coach at a large Midwestern state school who did a bunch of coke, slept with a bunch of administrators' and boosters' wives, chucked a quarter at the in-state rival's basketball team (hitting the coach or one of the players), and committed some other act so heinous that he will be arrested if he ever returns to town (except, evidently, for a game with his current team) and will never, ever, ever, work in this school's town again, because the act was "unforgiveable."
:surprised:
And that's why all the tards saying Jim Leavitt will be the D-Coordinator next year are full of crap.
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Jesus is returning on May 21 of next year. :popcorn:
http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2010/12/03/general-us-billboard-gospel_8180628.html?boxes=Homepagebusinessnews (http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2010/12/03/general-us-billboard-gospel_8180628.html?boxes=Homepagebusinessnews)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions
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It is impossible to lick your own elbow, if you microwave just water it can explode in your face
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That it is impossible to lose weight.
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That Walter Payton was going to be a Wildcat. (I think it's WP, not 100% sure, but it was a HOF RB).
That Gilbert Arenas was going to be a Wildcat.
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That Walter Payton was going to be a Wildcat. (I think it's WP, not 100% sure, but it was a HOF RB).
That Gilbert Arenas was going to be a Wildcat.
:surprised:
Shaq.
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That Walter Payton was going to be a Wildcat. (I think it's WP, not 100% sure, but it was a HOF RB).
That Gilbert Arenas was going to be a Wildcat.
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Shaq.
he was teammates with Ski Jones in San Antonio. I'm pretty sure I already addressed the Walter Payton story, n00bs.
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Tiger Woods comes to MHK a few times each year to visit the burial site of his father, Earl Woods.
When the tiger cheating stuff came out fatty posted something like, "Earl must be rolling over in his Sunset Cemetery grave". Amazing posting right there.
:sdeek:
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Gary Patterson did, in fact, strongly consider coming to Kansas State.
My Boss is a bro with Gary's Brother and confirms this :frown:
Says he will retire or get fired from there now that they are in the B12.
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Gary Patterson did, in fact, strongly consider coming to Kansas State.
My Boss is a bro with Gary's Brother and confirms this :frown:
Says he will retire or get fired from there now that they are in the B12.
can confirm. My old coworker was Gary's best man in his first wedding, said he was planning on coming home.
Was in booster buddy's suite for the NU game when his dad called (big donor on the coaching search committee) and said numbnuts had just told everyone in the AD that he'd asked Bill to come back and he had agreed and that regardless of the committees coaching search, Bill was the hire. Soon after Bill was announced.
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The heat from your head thing does consider the heat lost through respiration. That's a good amount of it.
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I was hoping TCU would stay out in the Big East and ripoff titles so Patterson could slip away easier when the time came.
Somebody get him an NFL gig so he can comeback to the college ranks when Bill retires/dies.