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Title: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: Jeffy on November 17, 2010, 05:55:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/WXDLQPfqc04?fs=1&hl=en_US
Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on November 18, 2010, 04:44:03 PM
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Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: CNS on November 18, 2010, 04:59:40 PM
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Overboard.

Intrusive.

Ridiculous.

Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on November 18, 2010, 09:45:42 PM
You should probably link that with a NSFW tag.
Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: Stupid Fitz on December 05, 2010, 08:39:44 PM
You know how they can stop people from taking over planes?  Secure the cabin door. Oh, they already do?  Stop fracking with me then you fracking mall cops!
Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 16, 2010, 11:26:53 AM
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Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: Kat Kid on June 11, 2011, 11:04:14 AM
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"You have got to be kidding me. I honestly felt that those two agents did not know what they were doing," Mandy told us.

Dr. Mandy claimed they asked Drew to place his feet on the yellow shoe line, something he didn't understand. They proceeded to pat his pants down, questioning the padding which was his adult diapers. When the agents asked Drew to take his hand and rub the front and back of his pants so they could swab it for explosives, his dad stepped in and tried to explain that Drew was mentally challenged.

"They said, 'Please, sir, we know what we're doing,'" Mandy said.

The TSA agents saw Drew holding a six-inch plastic hammer.

"My son carries his ball and his hammer for security. He goes everywhere with (them)," said Mandy.
Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: pike on June 11, 2011, 12:59:02 PM
Heard about that. Disgusting. The TSA and the politicians that advocate this should be thrown in prison.
Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: sys on June 11, 2011, 01:19:11 PM
if they didn't search retards (hard), the terrorists would immediately start to recruit retards for their missions.
Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: wiley on June 12, 2011, 12:37:10 AM
meh, should just get in the car and drive.  I've heard KC to Cancun is a super fun road trip
Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: DQ12 on June 12, 2011, 11:57:48 PM
I don't necessarily think that it's a God given right to fly without being patted down, or "intruded upon."  Look at it this way, if TSA's enhanced screening is so unpleasant to the point where one would rather drive, then by all means, drive.  Otherwise grin and bear it.

I'll still fly.
Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: Stupid Fitz on June 13, 2011, 08:08:32 AM
I don't necessarily think that it's a God given right to fly without being patted down, or "intruded upon."  Look at it this way, if TSA's enhanced screening is so unpleasant to the point where one would rather drive, then by all means, drive.  Otherwise grin and bear it.

I'll still fly.

This is what dumbasses that don't fly a lot say.
Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: wetwillie on June 13, 2011, 08:47:18 AM
Its also not a god given right to talk on the phone without being wiretapped. If you don't like it then by all means send a letter.
Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: steve dave on June 13, 2011, 09:22:20 AM
I don't necessarily think that it's a God given right to fly without being patted down, or "intruded upon."  Look at it this way, if TSA's enhanced screening is so unpleasant to the point where one would rather drive, then by all means, drive.  Otherwise grin and bear it.

I'll still fly.

This is what dumbasses that don't fly a lot say.

I'm not sure what qualified as "a lot" but I think I fly quite a bit and I agree with dlew.  I've never had any issues with the machines, pat downs, etc.  I'm a ninja at the security line though.
Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: OK_Cat on June 13, 2011, 09:28:58 AM
i fly quite a bit, and i've never been patted down/stopped.  if you act like you know what you're doing and don't carry on thirty pounds of crap, then you'll be fine. 

pretty happy that they aren't giving retards a free pass, they might be drug mules.
Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: sys on June 13, 2011, 11:17:13 AM
I don't necessarily think that it's a God given right to fly without being patted down, or "intruded upon."  Look at it this way, if TSA's enhanced screening is so unpleasant to the point where one would rather drive, then by all means, drive.  Otherwise grin and bear it.

that's fine for me and you, but retards aren't capable of making an informed decision.  that's why it violates their civil rights, but not ours.
Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: DQ12 on June 13, 2011, 11:27:20 AM
I don't necessarily think that it's a God given right to fly without being patted down, or "intruded upon."  Look at it this way, if TSA's enhanced screening is so unpleasant to the point where one would rather drive, then by all means, drive.  Otherwise grin and bear it.

that's fine for me and you, but retards aren't capable of making an informed decision.  that's why it violates their civil rights, but not ours.
Do you see how retards not being thoroughly searched might lead to a more profound, lethal exploitation of retards (forcing bombs up their b-holes, etc.)?
Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: sys on June 13, 2011, 11:31:03 AM
Do you see how retards not being thoroughly searched might lead to a more profound, lethal exploitation of retards (forcing bombs up their b-holes, etc.)?

yes, i already posted about that.  retards are a real catch-22.
Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: DQ12 on June 13, 2011, 11:35:32 AM
Do you see how retards not being thoroughly searched might lead to a more profound, lethal exploitation of retards (forcing bombs up their b-holes, etc.)?

yes, i already posted about that.  retards are a real catch-22.
Absolutely.  Maybe TSA should hire retards to do the pat-downs on other retards, so it seems a little more humane.
 :dunno:
Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: AbeFroman on June 13, 2011, 11:38:35 AM
The only time I've been stopped was on my flight back from Mexico. rough ridin' Mexicans were profiling the white man.  :shakesfist:
Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: sys on June 13, 2011, 11:40:11 AM
Absolutely.  Maybe TSA should hire retards to do the pat-downs on other retards, so it seems a little more humane.
 :dunno:

that's a good idea.  would help get some retards off the streets and into a rewarding careers too.
Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: steve dave on June 13, 2011, 11:41:18 AM
we had the super xray hold your hands up over your head thing in Omaha for about 2 months and then they just quit using it :dunno:  I've done the foot swab thing, the air blow box thing and the super xray.  all very easy.  
Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: CNS on June 13, 2011, 11:47:21 AM
Absolutely.  Maybe TSA should hire retards to do the pat-downs on other retards, so it seems a little more humane.
 :dunno:

that's a good idea.  would help get some retards off the streets and into a rewarding careers too.

Is this not what is happening now?  Seems like it.  Don't fly much, but my strong impression of TSA employees seems to support that they have already thought of this.
Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: sys on June 13, 2011, 11:59:30 AM
Is this not what is happening now?  Seems like it.  Don't fly much, but my strong impression of TSA employees seems to support that they have already thought of this.

dunno, i see plenty on the streets still.
Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: CNS on June 13, 2011, 12:25:03 PM
Is this not what is happening now?  Seems like it.  Don't fly much, but my strong impression of TSA employees seems to support that they have already thought of this.

dunno, i see plenty on the streets still.

If this is going to fully resolve the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) unemployment issue, we are going to open a lot of new airports.
Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: Stupid Fitz on June 13, 2011, 01:19:00 PM
I don't necessarily think that it's a God given right to fly without being patted down, or "intruded upon."  Look at it this way, if TSA's enhanced screening is so unpleasant to the point where one would rather drive, then by all means, drive.  Otherwise grin and bear it.

I'll still fly.

This is what dumbasses that don't fly a lot say.

I'm not sure what qualified as "a lot" but I think I fly quite a bit and I agree with dlew.  I've never had any issues with the machines, pat downs, etc.  I'm a ninja at the security line though.

We would get a long great in the airport security line  :cheers:.  I too am super stealthy in the security line.  The problem isn't us, it is the rest of the dumbasses that try to bring cans of cheeze wiz through the line.  (True story, I was waiting in line and it just stopped moving and I was getting all  :chainsaw: , then I looked ahead and saw this stupid whore lady continually taking crap out of her bag then going through again, then back again.  The last thing they took out of her bag was a can of cheeze wiz.  She was not happy that they would not be returning her cheeze wiz either.  Not happy at all. )

My biggest issue with it all is that much of it is completely unnecessary and for show. 
Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 13, 2011, 03:03:50 PM
I don't necessarily think that it's a God given right to fly without being patted down, or "intruded upon."  Look at it this way, if TSA's enhanced screening is so unpleasant to the point where one would rather drive, then by all means, drive.  Otherwise grin and bear it.

I'll still fly.

This is what dumbasses that don't fly a lot say.

I'm not sure what qualified as "a lot" but I think I fly quite a bit and I agree with dlew.  I've never had any issues with the machines, pat downs, etc.  I'm a ninja at the security line though.

Fly avg. over once a week.  Never been patted.  Have gone through the nudie radar several times.  I take it as a compliment.  They don't send the fatties through.
Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: pike on June 28, 2011, 11:29:15 PM
Body scanners cause cancer

http://epic.org/2011/06/epic-v-dhs-lawsuit----foiad-do.html

 :surprised:
Title: Re: TSA Enhanced Screening Explained
Post by: the KHAN! on June 29, 2011, 08:39:34 AM
if they didn't search retards (hard), the terrorists would immediately start to recruit retards for their missions.

They already do. Strapping bombs to retards in Iraq. Very honorable folk, they be.